YP-029
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Porns
Horns & Porns II
October 2012
Tardcore/Jazz/Noise


PORNS IS A TARDCORE/SPACEPUNK/FREEJAZZ/GRINDPOP ART COLLECTIVE THAT CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING WORLD-REKNOWNED MUSICIANS THAT CONSISTS OF THE:

SPACESHIP ANDY - Vocals, Guitar, Keyboard, Samples, Arrangement, Production

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Vocals, Hornz/Pornz, Ukelele, Trumpet, Trombone, Recorder, Ocarina, Harmonica, Keyboard, Alarm Clock

KAAGOOTAABAA - Vocals, Accordion, Keyboard

D.C.H. - Vocals, Guitar, Bass Guitar

G O D - Vocals, Horns, Scat, Samples, Arrangement/Production On Track 33

MUTI - Alto Meow, Attitude On Track 6

SCRIM ZOOLA - Maniacal Laugh On Track 16

TARDCORE IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR FINANCIAL AND SPIRITUAL WOES. TARDCORE CURES
MOST DISEASES, INCLUDING BOREDOM AND CONVENTIONAL THOUGHT. TARDCORE IS THE
REASON WE EXIST. THE PORNS ARE MESSENGERS OF THE TARDCORE FAITH. TARDCORE IS
THE ONLY TRUTH, ANYTHING ELSE IS A COMPLETE LIE. LIVE TARDCORE FOREVER KIDS


LYRICS
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HOLOCAUST BLUES
It's so hard to get hard, when adults are around,
Round up all of the kids at the fuckin' playground,
Give 'em my special milk.

Everybody thinks that apes are people too,
But they still put them in the human zoos,
God invented America.

What this world needs is some Holocaust Blues,
6 million people out of 2 billion people,
isn't even 1 percent.

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MUHAMED
My god fucks kids.
My god is a pederast.
My god fucks kids and he does it all day long.
My god fucks kids.
My god is a paedophile.
My god fucks kids and he does it all the time.
Daddy, I can't afford my own skin, what are you gonna do to me?
My god fucks kids.
My god is a pederast.
My god fucks kids and he does it all day long.
My god fucks kids.
My god is a paedophile.
My god fucks kids and he does it all the time.
Muhamed. Muhamed.

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POPO PORNSY
I had a dream once that I was in a cave and I ate a lot of brains.
I think I went insane because I was naked in the rain.
I invented music. I invented sound. I invented knowledge.
I invented clouds. And I invented clowns. And I invented crowds.
But I don't like crowds because crowds make me pretty nervous.
One time I was in a crowd, I was at this concert, and it got me really nervous,
and I passed out, and the next thing I know I was naked in the band's tour van?
Needless to say, I lost my virginity.
Pretty colors are my favorite thing to see, to make. If everybody in the world took the time to listen
to rainbows, the world would be a better place.

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