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last one hey ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: lumineers. nice job, you guys. thank you so much. that was beautiful. great song, you guys. nice song, gentlemen. nice song. thank you guys. i want to thank my guests, jessica biel, kevin smith and, of course, the lumineers. tomorrow night, colin farrell will be here along with dwyane wade from the miami heat. but "jimmy fallon" is happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac --
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about. thank you very much. welcome, everybody, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh man, has everyone got olympic fever? [ cheers ] i do, check this out. this friday big ben will chime nonstop for three minutes to mark the start of the london olympics. yeah, three minutes straight of noise. which explains why today big ben was named the new co-host of "the view." [ laughter ] this isn't good you guys. athletes are complaining over there that the air conditioning in olympic village is broken. or as the athletes from kenya put it, "yeah, this is so rough. [ laughter ] yeah, how are we ever going to survive the heat?" [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] 85. 85 degrees. you guys see this? brad pitt and angelina jolie
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were in london today before the start of the olympics. they said it was great to see all the countries of the world in one place -- and that was just after they took a family photo. but still a good -- [ laughter and applause ] a beautiful thing. you look at it and -- nice family. some big international news, it was just announced that north korean leader kim jong un got married. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: of course it was embarrassing on their wedding night when he was unable to launch any missiles. it was just a -- [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] another dud. another dud. hey, here's some campaign news you guys. during a speech this week president obama said that thanks to him people in the rest of the world have a new attitude toward america. that's true. people used to hate us. but thanks to him now they just feel sorry for us. [ laughter ] so that's the difference. >> steve: so, you know? [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: it's a difference. speaking of the election. a new poll found that 90% of voters think they know where the candidates stand on the important issues. when romney heard that he was like, "great, now tell me where i stand on the important issues." [ laughter ]
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listen to this, a recent survey found that women are more satisfied with life than men. [ cheers ] of course, most of them are just faking it so they won't hurt life's feelings. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, new research found that using social networking sites like facebook can increase your chances of finding a job which will really come in handy after you get fired from your current job for using facebook. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have an amazing show tonight. wait 'til you hear our lineup tonight. crazy. really hot lineup. he stars alongside will ferrell in the hilarious new movie, "the campaign." zach galifianakis is here this evening.
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[ cheers and applause ] plus, we love it when she stops by, from the movie "killer joe," gina gershon is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. >> steve: that's gotta be it. >> jimmy: and -- no it's not. and we have music from one of the coolest bands in the universe. this is a hot ticket tonight, you guys. they're not playing any other show this whole year. wilco is in the building. [ cheers and applause ] wilco is here. >> steve: that's nuts. i love wilco. >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: hey guys it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topics, and you send in the tweets. so since the olympics are starting up this weekend i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called #notanolympian. and i asked you guys at home to tweet out a funny or embarrassing sports story that happened to you, or someone you
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know. i tweeted out, that actually this happened in little league, i struck out with one pitch. [ light laughter ] true story. my man, chipper was throwing the ball -- a kid i went to high school with, his name was chipper. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and -- he actually wasn't even all that chipper when i come to think about it. [ light laughter ] had a little chip in his shoulder, too. but anyways -- >> steve: maybe that's why they called him chipper. >> jimmy: no, 'cause he ate a lot of chips. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] he was a big kid. >> jimmy: no, no, no, his name is just chipper. anyways -- but he was just playing around with me and he threw one of those, you know, an eephus pitch. anybody know what that is? is it -- am i saying it right? eephus? yeah, so it's a pitch, i think that was the name of a pitcher, famous pitcher, like charles eephus or something. but anyways, he would throw the ball super high in the air and it was just so dumb that whoever's out to batting, the batter thinks like, "yeah, i'm gonna hit a home run," and swing too hard and miss it. so i swung before he even threw
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the ball, strike one. [ laughter ] and then he threw it and i went -- and i missed again. i went -- and the umpire goes, "you're out." [ laughter ] and i go, what? >> steve: that's like a bugs bunny cartoon. >> jimmy: it's a bugs bunny cartoon. >> steve: strike two, three. you're out. >> jimmy: yeah, so i struck out with one pitch. [ light laughter ] making history up at -- anyways you guys. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, in less than 15 minutes it was a worldwide trending topic which is awesome. so thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] so now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "not an olympian" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @kristentrouer. she says, "while racing a friend in my backyard i slipped in a pile dog poop and broke my ankle. [ laughter ] not an olympian." >> steve: just doo doo it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: good phrase. this one's from @joshfowler2. he says, "during a high school basketball game i tried to talk smack to an opposing player, my voice cracked and he laughed at me. [ laughter ] [ voice cracking ] you ain't -- you ain't got nothing. i'ma take you down.
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[ laughter ] take you down. [ clears throat ] this one's from @partyrock422. he says, "once my sister broke a board with her foot in karate. i can't even get the straw in my capri sun pouch." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: right, that's hard. >> jimmy: i gotta say those are tricky things. >> steve: those are hard, yeah. this one's from @shwankdog. [ laughter ] she says, "playing softball i got hit in the chest. i think it stunted the growth of my left boob." [ laughter ] >> steve: that possible? >> jimmy: could be. >> steve: hmm, could be. >> jimmy: all right. this one's from @chelseancummins. >> jimmy: she says, "i won a race when i was little and my mom, in disbelief, asked if i was running to mcdonalds." [ laughter ] thanks a lot mom. >> steve: where you going, mcdonalds? >> jimmy: yeah, well mcdonalds is an official olympic sponsor so -- yeah, mom. look, guess who's right now. [ light laughter ] you did a good job running. >> steve: where you going fatty?
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>> jimmy: chelsea n cummins. [ light laughter ] unbelievable, right? >> steve: yeah. crazy. >> jimmy: good for you, chelsea. >> steve: america. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @nickm2192. "he says, for my 7th grade soccer banquet i got the comedy relief award." [ laughter ] and the worst player -- i mean, comedy relief award goes to -- >> steve: whenever nick was out on that field we'd just laugh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i see your son definitely comes to the game. he's just so funny. >> steve: he's a funny kid. >> jimmy: he's just a funny, funny kid. [ laughter ] this one's from @loveandceleste. she says, "i was playing basketball and i shot at our own basket, but my team wasn't worried. they knew i'd miss." [ laughter ] >> steve: wait, she's shooting at the wrong -- aw, it doesn't matter it's her. yeah. >> jimmy: it's just celeste. no big deal. >> steve: it's celeste man. >> jimmy: this one's from @poppinsmj. he says, "i rarely wake up before noon, i eat at least one entire stick of pepperoni a day and i can't swim."
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[ laughter and applause ] definitely not an olympian. i have a feeling he might be single, ladies. i mean, this guy -- >> steve: and you know what? doesn't have that long to live. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. well, it's not that -- >> steve: stick of pepperoni a day. sleeps 'til noon. can't swim. >> jimmy: so he doesn't have that long to live? >> steve: that's like, three strikes against you. >> jimmy: gosh. >> steve: sorry paps. what's his name? >> jimmy: not paps. [ laughter ] don't worry about what his name is. you don't have to worry about this. yeah. >> steve: i want to treat the guy right. >> jimmy: yeah, you did good man. gotta treat that guy right. this one's from @bkdcasey. he says -- that's probably baked casey, right? [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah, maybe. >> audience: yeah! woo! >> jimmy: definitely, yeah. bkd, never heard of that before. >> steve: bkd. >> jimmy: bkd. maybe they made it up. is that baked? anyone know? it's gotta be baked, right? >> steve: gotta be. >> jimmy: right? yeah. bkd man.
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>> steve: it's not bkd420 or anything like that, is it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well let's hear this -- [ laughter ] >> steve: there's a giggle in there? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: there's a giggle in the abbreviation. >> steve: and a packet of funyuns. >> jimmy: you have to read it -- there's b, there's a funyun. then a k, then a giggle, then a d. [ laughter ] anyways, @bkdcasey, he says, "i never completed a swim lap doing the butterfly stroke because it made me laugh that i was humping the water." [ laughter ] >> steve: that definitely was bkd. >> jimmy: yeah, that way -- now, now -- [ laughing moronically ] is this how they crawl in australia? >> steve: i'm stroking my dog. i'm stroking my dog. >> jimmy: this last one is from @sashachi. she says, "found a journal from when i was 9 years old. the ribbon i was proud enough to keep was for 11th place." look at the picture. there's the picture right there. 11th place. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations sasha. there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our
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favorites go to hashtags. stick around, we'll be right back with more "late night" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ with accent ] >> jimmy: dearest mommy and daddy. i am writing you on this balmy summers eve to inform you of a revolutionary revelation in rectangular refreshments. dentyne gum's new split to fit pack. this versatile parcel holds not 10, not 20, but 33% more dentyne gum. boosting the total from a mere 12 to a most robust 16 pieces. and as it's name would suggest, this split to fit pack can be halved to fit into the tightest quarters. grab hold of your britches lest they be blown as off as i demonstrate.
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[ light laughter ] i feel like an effervescent, young pixie boy. [ laughter ] holding back tears of joy from running down my spunky cheeks. good gosh. let's play "darts of insanity." let's go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you, this is "darts of insanity," a game of skill, strategy, and what some would consider moral depravity. >> woo! [ whip cracks ] >> jimmy: higgins, let's get three contestants down here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: well jimmy, coming to the stage are john malina. baruch zarumi, and jason christiansen. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here, what is your name and where are you from? >> john, from massapequa -- >> jimmy: hey, welcome john. >> baruch zarumi from chicago.
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>> jimmy: hey, welcome. chicago. >> jason, from flushing, queens. >> jimmy: ah, flushing queens. that's what i'm talking about. all right guys, listen up. here's how the game works. to your right on the sharp 108 is the dreaded dart board of insanity. >> oh, hell no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, one at a time you'll take this official buzz bee ultimate rapid blast air blaster and shoot a rubber dart at the board. the board will quickly flash between various stunts that you may be subjected to. each of which carries a specific point value. for instance we have -- [ bell dings ] beat your meat for three points. [ laughter ] [ bell dings ] peanut butter pickle face for six points. [ bell dings ] or the dreaded goblet of shame for 12 points. i can't tell you what that is. only that it involves a medieval goblet and full frontal nudity. [ laughter ] now whatever your dart lands on that's what you'll have to do. whoever has the most points at the end of the round wins the game and a check for $100 you guys. [ cheers and applause ] all right, you guys ready? >> yep. >> jimmy: contestant number one, you're up first. stand behind the firing line.
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initiate the board of insanity. ♪ now hold on. be careful. here's your gun. fire when ready. [ bell dings ] "late night" snacks, slip n' slide. higgins, tell him what he's gotta do. ♪ >> steve: well jimmy, tonight's lucky contestant gets to take a ride on a slip n' slide. but instead of water this one's filled with our very own delicious ben and jerry's "late night" snack ice cream. it's the tasty way to have fun. and once the slide is done, he's won. five points that is. jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you very, very much, higgins. now look, as you can see this slip n' slide is filled with melted ben and jerry's "late night" snack ice cream. uh, it is vanilla with a salty caramel swirl and fudge covered potato chip clusters. delicious and oh, so slippery. [ laughter ] have you ever been on a slip n' slide? >> uh, yeah. once before. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? once? [ laughter ] how was it? >> it's been a while, so -- >> jimmy: yeah, well you're
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going to enjoy this. supposed to be really fun. all right, now look. all you gotta do is slide to the other end, all right. and if you do that you get five points. sound good? >> sounds great. >> jimmy: all right my man, all right. [ cheers and applause ] quest, can i get a drumroll? [ drumroll ] ready, set, slide! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ fantastic. well done. hey, i'm over here. i'm over here. hey, i'm over here. how you doing, buddy? no, stop moving. just stand still. how you doing? [ laughter ] you going to be all right? a little delirious. no problem. how do you feel? >> wet and dirty. >> jimmy: wet and dirty. great. all right, let's take a look at what you did in slow motion. you go dry off. ♪ thanks buddy. yeah, that was a nice one. good form. very nice form there. how you doing? >> great. >> jimmy: all right, now you know what you gotta do, right? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: you wanna hit that board and try to land on something worth more than five points. all right, ready? here you go.
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here's your gun. initiate the dart board of insanity. [ drumroll ] fire when ready. [ bell dings ] [ laughter and applause ] ♪ didn't even hit the board. yet you landed on -- shake your balls off for 10 points. higgins, tell him what he's gotta do. >> steve: well, apparently tonight's lucky contestant gets to put on a customized velcro man thong with a bunch of sticky balls attached to it. he'll then have 15 seconds to shake all the balls off. if he succeeds he's got 10 points. jimmy? >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. all right, so it's pretty simple, you just gotta put on this velcro diaper. [ laughter ] we're going to give you 15 seconds and you have to try to shake all those balls off. you cannot use your hands. only hip thrusts and body gyrations. you think you can do this? >> i got this. >> jimmy: all right, very good. 15 seconds on the clock. audience, cheer him on. ready, set, shake your balls off. [ cheers ] ♪ shake your balls off shake shake your balls off shake shake your balls off shake shake your balls off ♪
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♪ shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake your balls off shake shake your balls off ♪ [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> damn. [ laughter ] damn it. >> jimmy: yeah, you did not shake all of your balls off. it was a good effort. head over there. let's go see our last contestant. [ applause ] what's up, my man? how you doing my friend, all good? >> i'm good, thanks. >> jimmy: all right. thank you for -- you ready to do this? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: well good luck my friend. all right. initiate the board of insanity. all right. here's your gun. fire when ready. try to hit the board. [ drumroll ] >> i'll do my very best. [ bell dings ] >> jimmy: dude spoon, 15 points. [ applause ] ♪ higgins, tell him what he's gotta do here. >> steve: well jimmy, tonight's
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contestant get's to spend some quality time in bed with sebastian. he's a scorpio, a three time convicted felon, and a master of the ancient art of spooning. it's the dude spoon, and it's worth 15 points. jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] go jump in bed with sebastian. assume the position. it's all good. i'll be right here. i'll be right next to you, buddy. it'll be all right. don't be scared. [ cheers ] let him have his way with you, don't fight back. don't fight back. [ cheers ] 20 seconds on the clock. dim the lights please. ♪ [ applause ] ♪ ♪ it's time to spoon ♪
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[ buzzer ] >> jimmy: you did it. [ cheers and applause ] get out of there. go on, you did it. you're the winner. you completed the dude spoon. the big winner, 15 points. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] -- $100, congratulations. you earned it buddy. good job, sebastian. guys come on over. i'm sorry you did not win. but you were good sports so you will also be getting $100. congratulations. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] also everyone will be taking home these official "late night with jimmy fallon" t-shirts. thank you everyone for playing. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] nothing will keep you from magnum.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome back.
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our first guest is a hilarious actor and comedian who starred in "the hangover" films. [ cheers ] his latest movie, "the campaign," is in theaters everywhere august 10th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome zach galifianakis. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you gotta love the roots. >> the roots. [ cheers and applause ] the roots. the roots. yeah. we love the roots. we love the roots. welcome back -- welcome back to the show, zach. >> jimmy: thanks, jimmy. >> so, how was your flight? your flight to new york was fine? >> jimmy: really? really? >> really what? >> jimmy: that's your first question? [ laughter ] >> yeah. do you want to talk about the flight? [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: it was fine. it was fine, i guess. >> did you -- [ laughter ] did you get a meal on the flight? >> jimmy: yeah. i think there was a meal included with the flight. >> ha, that's a great story. [ laughter ] it's a great story. so, tell me about this movie, what was it like, you know, working on the -- [ laughter ] movie, the -- >> jimmy: "the campaign?" >> "the campaign." >> jimmy: "the campaign." >> shut up. [ laughter ] this is "late night with jimmy fallon," i'm jimmy fallon, okay? don't mess around with this. [ laughter ] just let me do the interview. now the name of the movie -- yeah, you're right. "the campaign." yeah, sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. well, it was awesome. you know, we shot it down in new orleans, louisiana. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you've ever been
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down there or not. but, the people there are just so great. and they're so friendly. and the food is just wonderful. [ laughter ] >> i totally was not listening to what you said. [ laughter ] i -- oh, my gosh. you must meet a lot of celebs when you work on a movie. i love celebrities. they're never wrong about anything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've been lucky enough to work with some pretty talented people. that's true. >> what was it like to work with will smith? was that fun? working with will smith? >> jimmy: i think you actually mean will ferrell. will smith wasn't in this movie. >> oh, that must be a disappointment. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> no? >> jimmy: that actually wasn't. actually it was fun. >> i have noticed that you always gain weight for every role. [ laughter ] but, then you don't lose it after. so, you just keep getting fatter.
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>> jimmy: yeah. is that -- is that a question? >> no, i guess not. no. [ laughter ] why don't you just tell us about what this movie's about, a talkie. it is called "the campaign." will ferrell and i both play southern politicians. my character is sort of an underdog, i guess. [ snoring ] so, it's like -- it's, basically it's a story about -- [ snoring ] [ laughter ] finished? jimmy? >> that was a great story. where do you come up with this stuff? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't let me finish -- can we take a look at a clip from the movie? >> i would love it. >> jimmy: so, people can see what the movie is about? >> right. >> jimmy: it's funny. >> do you want to set it up? >> jimmy: i would love to. >> okay. thank you. >> jimmy: i think in this clip this is where my character -- >> i hate to break it to you friend. but, your balloon's getting ready to pop. and that balloon is full of your own butt toots.
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>> you don't know how to trash talk do you? [ whispering ] >> i do know how to trash talk. >> let me give you some trash talk, okay? your mama's like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet. now you go. [ laughter ] >> you just took a bath in your toilet. i just want to debate. >> no. now i go. >> you're such a little turd that when you sit in sand, cats try to bury you. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: zach galifianakis. i'm really, really funny. >> i'll be the judge of that. "the campaign," with zach galifianakis and will ferrell comes out august 10th. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, we'll be right back with gina gershon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ another cup of coffee? how long is this one going to last? forty-five minutes? an hour?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's better. our next guest is a terrific actress with a great body of work on the big and small screen. starting this friday you can see her starring alongside matthew mcconaughey in a wild new movie called "killer joe," which is getting all kinds of buzz right now. please welcome back to our show, our pal, gina gershon, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ killer joe
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killer joe killer joe killer joe ♪ ♪ killer joe >> jimmy: gina, you look beautiful. >> hi. >> jimmy: you look beautiful. thanks for coming back to visit us here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we always love when you come on the show. it's always fun. >> i always like coming to see you. >> jimmy: "killer joe" is getting crazy buzz. i cannot wait to see this. we had mcconaughey on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was good. he's a tall drink of water. >> he's a tall drink of water. >> jimmy: lots of ladies like that guy, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. right. ladies like him? [ cheers and applause ] a lot of the dudes like gina. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of the ladies like gina gershon as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i'm sure a lot do. and a lot of dudes probably like matthew after "magic mike," too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. yeah. >> it's like we are everywhere. >> jimmy: but, it's a totally different movie. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: "killer joe" is not about male stripping. no. >> no. not exactly. it's out there.
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>> jimmy: is there a plot? i mean, can you tell us the plot? is it easy tell one plot or no? >> the plot is basically kind of a very toxic family. they hire killer joe, emile hirsch's character hires matthew mcconaughey, "killer joe," to kill his mom for the insurance money. and juno temple plays the daughter. i play -- thomas haden church is the father. i'm the stepmother. and, you know, listen, it's about -- >> jimmy: people trying to get money. >> how people make really bad decisions. and having really horrible outcomes. but, it's really funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it is. honest to god. >> jimmy: not as dark as you think it is. yeah. >> it's a dark. but, it's a really dark, dark, like blackhole comedy. >> jimmy: okay. it's fun. i want to show a clip of gina gershon and juno temple in "killer joe." >> his name is marshall. >> you need to go out more often. >> nobody ever knew we were going together. we didn't see each other at recess. we didn't sit together at lunch.
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we never wrote notes, and he didn't walk home from school. >> when would you see him? >> in class, at school. >> what about alone? >> we didn't see each other alone. >> ever? >> that was secret. >> how are you going together if you never spend any time alone? >> we just do. we talked about it. it wouldn't be what it was if it was true. >> what was true? >> well, he loves me. >> how do you know he loves you if you never talk about it? >> 'cause he loves me with pure love. >> not many like that around, i guess. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. with that beautiful, beautiful scrunchy. >> wait. i have a present for you. >> jimmy: you have a present for me? >> now, let me tell you something. this is awesome. i know, you probably haven't had time to see the movie. when you see it, you will get what this means because there's a very intense scene later. and there's only very few of these. so, this is for you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. see, i appreciate this. "killer joe." it says "get boned."
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[ laughter ] all right. i'll put this in my collection of other get boned t-shirts. >> i know you have a lot of other get boned t-shirts. >> jimmy: thank you for this. >> and you'll get it when you see it. >> jimmy: i want to give you a gift as well. >> yeah? >> jimmy: the ft of fun and enjoyment. >> you always give me that. >> jimmy: i want to challenge you. 'cause we do on our show now and then, we play some fun games. i thought it would be a perfect game for this type of movie, would you play some beer pong with me? >> i will. except can i say two things about that? >> jimmy: sure. >> one, i know, 'cause i watched -- you're really good at this. i've never really played this ever. >> jimmy: i don't care. [ laughter ] >> okay. i know. >> jimmy: i want to win. >> i know. i know how you are. also, i don't drink beer. >> jimmy: you don't? >> but i drink tequila. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we took care of that, come on over. don't worry about it. in your cup we have some tequila. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. you go over on this side. okay. here we go. >> oh, god. hi, you guys. you are amazing as always.
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>> jimmy: gina, the rules are simple. we're going to take turns, one shot each. if the ball lands in my cup, i chug a beer. the ball lands in your cup you're gonna do a shot of tequila. >> no, no, no. if i get it in there you have to drink tequila. it's not like a tequila, beer thing. [ cheers and applause ] really? no. right? >> jimmy: all right. well, the interview's over. i can just chill out and watch wilco, i guess. i mean -- >> yeah, you're watching wilco next. it's all good. >> jimmy: all right. if it goes in my -- >> we'll just bring it out back. >> jimmy: i drink tequila. but, what do you drink then? >> i'm going to drink tequila, too. >> let's just say you're going to drink this tequila. 'cause i'm gonna win. >> can anyone give me tips on how to do this? seriously, huh? take my time? >> jimmy: there's some fresh beer in this guy. all right. gina, this is easy. all you have to do is throw it up like that. arch it, almost like basketball. and if you land it in the cup then i chug a tequila. [ laughter ] >> okay, if we're really fair, it would be two to one for a thing. you know what i mean? but, it's okay.
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we'll go for it. >> jimmy: why? >> do i go first? >> jimmy: yeah. you go first. you're my guest. ♪ >> okay. [ audience ohs ] so close. >> jimmy: aw, so bad. [ laughter ] >> he's so competitive. that was too bad. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice. here you go, my friend. >> jimmy: no. you do one with me. >> i can? okay. all right. [ clapping in sync ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i couldn't even do it. i couldn't even do it. ugh. yikes. that tequila is rough, man. >> it's good for you. >> jimmy: oh god. >> last night was tequila night i thought. >> jimmy: it was. oh, gosh. >> all right. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> oh, so close. >> jimmy: wait. forgot to remove the cup.
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let's play fair. >> what? >> jimmy: yeah. no, not you. you don't remove a cup. i didn't land any in there yet. >> i'm the guest. >> jimmy: sorry. >> look how aggressive he's getting. >> jimmy: i'm getting mad. >> i'm gonna get you right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ clapping in sync ] ♪ >> jimmy: see if we can refill one of these. >> i'm gonna remove a cup now, too. oh, this is the one you got? i get to remove that. >> jimmy: you get to remove the cup. yeah. and i'm putting a couple more of these guys. this one's for me. >> all right. you guys give me the good energy. you know everyone wants me to beat him, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. >> i want to beat you just 'cause i know you're gonna get mad. you're gonna be really pissed. oh! >> jimmy: for the win! >> no way.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ clapping in sync ] ♪ >> jimmy: our thanks to the champ, gina gershon, everybody. go see "killer joe" this weekend. you're awesome. wilco performs after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] we did a febreze experiment with the azerbaijani wrestling team. ♪ can febreze air effects defeat the smelly air in their gym for good? [ man ] what can you smell? [ inhales deeply ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are in the midst of a huge summer tour that wraps september 30th at the hollywood bowl in los angeles. they're making their first appearance on our show tonight to perform the song "art of almost," from their latest album "the whole love." please welcome wilco! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ no i froze i can't be so far away from my wasteland they'll know ♪ ♪ when i might ambulance or hoist the horns with my own hands almost almost ♪ ♪ ♪ i heard a faint ole true love but i had other ways to hurt myself ♪ ♪ like calling i could open up my heart and fall in
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and i could blame it ♪ ♪ all on dust the art of almost almost the art of almost ♪ ♪ almost i'll hold it up shake the grail disobey across the waves ♪ ♪ tomorrow i'll have all the love i could ever ache and i'll leave ♪ ♪ almost with you all of almost almost ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ art of almost almost art of almost ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it, brother. thank you. wilco! pick up the album "the whole love." visit latenightwithjimmyfallonlatenigh .com for an exclusive bonus performance. we'll be right back everybody. wilco!
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