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and then... well, then you becomeli. where not a day goes by that i don't wishthere t screaming towards earthto b. what's so funny? dumb bastard.he's a dumb ba. hey, banjopants. hope you're in the moodfor some, and i don't mean just me. big bag of nemo's takeout. oh... picked up some dinner. stopd i also picked upsome after-. which for your sake,i've al. i have alreadystarted dinner, r. why didn't you call meahead of ? who knows?but look,!
garlic bread. well, i've made a salad,and i'v, but-- forget it. we'll eat your food. you all right? yeah, it's...fine. i'm sorry.thanks for the dinner. don't worry about it. look, i know a lotof st. feminine-ally... uh-huh... i know... i know it's--it's n. i understand that.i. thing.ow, it's likee only more...hyde. if he's the bad one? whatever. whatever. whoever it is,i knou for making a messmys on the hamper. crazs
i know thatthat's n. that's hyde. if he wasthe ba. but you know what?w. while i was out today,i. i--i really... you know, and...ouf, of all your...houlde symptoms. except for bitchy,right, ray? what do you mean? i meanthere's nothing in here for bitchy. for bitchy.eda n boy, this isjust like you, ray. any more insensitive, you can'te you rise to the occasion!
hi, are the kids home yet?i. oh, mama, mom--mom! please, just go home.it- if she wants.any this.ot afraidis jekyllwould. tell you what,i cannot.. take this anymore, ok? you make a huge mess,you do, you invite your friends over to dall day,crazy and all you can think of is. let's just load her up with drugs!" in it.'s gotst.s i can't believe you! if there's ever anything wrong, it's pms! huh? sometimes--i just--i d! someto smack you!want debra's right, raymond. i'm sorry. you smacked me! i know i did. i'm sorry. for?, what--uh--what it's just that it soundslike yog just like your father! what are you doing?!
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hi. oh, you're home. did you have a good time? yeah. what did you do? i told you.i went shopping with. shopping...for 5 hours? where are your...sh? i didn't buy anything. we just walked aroundfor a whil, then we went back to amy'sand j, talking, relaxing. oh. sitting around,talking,. you want to hear my evening? i fed the kids dinner,peanu. then i gave 'em a bath'causd in peanut butter and jelly. sleep in a tree house, won'm and then they went to bed,y. so, that was my evening.tha. well, that's my eveningevery ni- oh, don't even! you just wanted met. what? yes. it's not fair.you t and dowhatever you want, and--and--let's just sa- use your "ladies' days"e
to treat me rottenevery. my needing to getout of here one has nothing to dowith my "ladie" bull-loney. what? baloney! you wanna see?'cause i ? i don't care anymore. i tried to be nice,and . here. look at this.you ? that's today.now, this . last month,cidencethat y the garbage can.clubsupn i'm telling you,i'm sic. all right? every monthto screaming at mefor no r, crying over nothing. cr, and you won't evenadmit. might be the problem!d t enjoy your ladies' daysu treated like this. desee "oh,look what day it is.
oh, come here, ray."pow! "oh, oh, i've beensavin" you're like,era couple , hey, you know.".i was j, and by the way, the nex, i shot a 110.so, don't k i don't knowyou put a c. you are out of your mind. no, you are... once a month! if what i'm sayingisn't, on all the other days?ts i treat you just fine, ray. you're just mad'cause you had td one lousy nightwith the kids. oh, so you don't get crazyt? no. you remain perfectly calm, don't overreact, uh,don't t, or yell at me likea screami. no. i do not. 4:38 today... right whenthe guys . debra's voice: i'vetold yous when you empty the dryer,yo!
look at all this lint!what,? maybe i'll get yousome for . happy birthday, ray.here's ! i just thoughtyou'd, yo, want to hearwhat you soe when you're like this. ok? you are a gigantic ass! 10:32, "gigantic ass." listen, i'm sorry. i know what it's liketo hea. i remember when i heardmy f. [debra crying]
first of all, i sounded. i said, do i reallysoun? and andy said-- oh, would you stop it! i'm not crying becauseof what i. an insensitive durfwadmarried to for his wife,of tryingto make lr tape-records herso he has proof that she'sa terrible person. what's a durfwad? what, was that tapefor the guys? you gonna play itfor the guys? "hey, come on, fellas,step righp and listen to the witchwho kill" no. no.it's just for us. yeah. yeah. where'smy tape recorder, ray? where was my tape recorder when i was in laborwith the twi, if the tv gets espn?he nurse well, i mean, 36 hours,. yeah. guess what?it's even longr when you're tryingto push 2 hums out of your body whileyour husb,
"does this hospitalhave fudgesi" yeah. where'smy tape recorder, ? or when you ask mewhy i get so t because i find yourunderpants i? or when you started snoringat m? or when you tapeda football game over our wedding video? do you--do you reallyne? you seem to remembereve. that's right, ray.i remember ev, and i'm not gonnaforget either. honey, i think you makesome, but i can't helpwondering t, maybe part of the reasyou'rw might possiblybe pms-re. would somebody get mea tape recr because i cannotelieveyou just . i don't knowwha. i just don'tknow wt to do. yeah. no kidding. that i have---and i'm ng is that how youhelp me-, by tling mei have pms? llwhat dyou nt me to drathat ds! don't ow whato do!
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oh, god. ok, well, listen. i'll call you tomorrow, ok? ok. all right. bye-bye. feeling better? she's so funny. yeah, she is. could we put her numberon speed? listen, ray.oh.. i guess i ama littl. i didn't wantto say anything. listen, i... i--i don't mean to--tol. i know. i know. i know. come on. sit.
no. it's ok. ray. honey, listen. it's just that,you , i need a littleunde, just a little caring. i need to know that,you, if i'm going througha r, that--thatyou're there , and that you want to,yo, just take care of me. i do want to. you're my girl. i love you, ray. oh, god,you're a mess. i know. that i got you?t tojust try thos 'cause i really justwant you to. yeah. i know, buti justw
that no pill'sgonna sol. yeah. i know.i know that. i mean,do you have any a what goes on in here? yeah. let mejust get 'em. i know, but-- yes, there'sall these e- i know. listen,i'm very into al. let me get the pills. here we go.hmm? here we go. it's ok. it's ok.look, it's for, "for bloating, cramps,"and, oh,, "irritabilityassociated with pm"
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[british accent] what is your name, mfair lass? katy. ah, katy. wow, look at you! you are, uh, you're like the new and improved pam. pam 6.0. [laughing] ohh, look! oh, hey, no cat fights, you two. i'm against violence in the workplace. so am i. nobody cares what you think. doesn't matter. so, uh, yoknow what? i usually don't allow solicitors in the office. but today, i am going to break some rules. and you can have the conference room. it's yours, all day. wow, thanks. there's an hr meeting in there at 11:30. well, let's put them in the hallway. we'll give them some chairs. right? decisiveness! one of the keys to success, according to small businessman. i do, i read small businessman. i also subscribe to usa today, and american way, um, magazine. that's the in-flight magazine. some great articles in that. they did this great profile last month
of doris roberts, and where she likes to eat when she's in phoenix. illuminating. this is my conference room. so please, uh, make yourself at home. whatever you need, i'm right on the other side of this wall. used to be a window here. there's not anymore. so that's where i will be. so, ahem... if you need anything else, something to make you more comfortable... just don't hesitate to ask. i'm right here. i guess a cup of coffee would be great. wait a second! ah! i should have spotted another addict. oh, gotta love the 'bucks! what? it's like a slang for starbucks. they're all over the place. oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. what a business model too. oh, too bad we don't have the good stuff here. regular coffee is fine. no, it's not, it's-- no, really, it is. no, here's the thing. you know, i do my best to--
to be my own man, and, uh... go by the beat of a different drummer. and nobody gets me. and they're always putting up walls, and i'm always tearing them down. just breaking down barriers. that's what i do all day. so...a coffee. regular coffee. for you. high test or unleaded? bring it on. ooh, ho! whoo! i will, i'll bring it on! all right! so...are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around? no. she's prettier than you, though. that's a very rude thing to say, kevin. so you like the periwinkles and the purples? (dwight) the purse girl hits everything on my checklist.
creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts-- not for me, for my children. the schrutes produce very thirsty babies. there you go! nice, steaming hot cup of joe. thank you. i have an idea. why don't i introduce you around. you know, you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right? gosh, i'm-- i would love to, but my purses, i should, um-- oh, um, well, we can have ryan take a look. ryan, would you look after the purses, please? uh, i'm installing file share on all the computers. yeah, well, blah dee blooh dah blah blah. techno babble. just do it, okay? we have company, right? you should sell a lot here, because this branch made over $1 million last year. not that we're all millionaires. i'm probably closest, so... here's oscar! oscar, this is katy. i'm on the phone. ooh, ooh, oh, oscar the grouch. right? i thought of that. that was on sesame street. i know, i know, i know. i made the connection. can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here?
no, i don't believe that. i know, it's unbelievable. here is toby from human resources. katy, toby. toby, katy! hi, nice to meet you. did you go to bishop o'hara? yeah. yeah, me too. cool. what year were you there? '89. toby's divorced. he, uh...god. recently, right? yeah. you and your wife? and you have kids? a girl. oh, that's so... that was really messy. he slept one night in your car too? i should probably get back to my table. okay, all right. cool. see you in a bit. oh! hey, she's cute. cutie pie. back to work! i live by one rule. no office romances, no way. very messy, inappropriate. no. but... i live by another rule. just do it. nike.
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