[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- mickey rourke, rob riggle, musical guest kings of leon,

and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: na-new-na-new! >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. it's going to be a great show. well, here's what people are talking about. i saw that president obama went to the beach yesterday while

he's vacationing on martha's vineyard. which got weird when he took out his metal detector to search for $16 trillion in quarters. [ laughter ] he's like, "hey look. oh. oh, just a bottle cap, damn it." a lot of people are upset that president obama went to the beach yesterday with everything that's going on in the world. you know, times are tough for obama because even the sharks were like, "i'm not going near that guy." i mean, it's just bad. [ laughter ] but i think obama understands people's concerns. after spending the day at the beach, he said, "this has been fun but i should really get back to the golf course because priorities are priorities." [ laughter ] also, during a fund-raiser last night, president obama suggested that one or more supreme court justices may retire soon. which got awkward when ruth bader ginsburg said, "you can have this gavel when you pry it out of my even colder, deader fingers." why would you say that? [ laughter and applause ] no, that's -- but this is interesting. political experts say that

hillary clinton is trying to distance herself from president obama as she gears up for 2016. you know, i think she's been trying to distance herself from obama for a while. check out this interview that -- >> you know, her discipline, her stamina, her thoughtfulness, her ability to project, i think made her an extraordinary talent. she also was all ready a world figure. [ laughter ] >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but this is true. it's rumored that hillary is trying to distance herself from obama. let's just see how different they are in tonight's "tale of the tape." [ cheers and applause ] >> tale of the tape. hillary versus obama. >> jimmy: first up, there is "hometown." for hillary, we have little rock, arkansas. for obama, we have let's just

say hawaii. [ laughter ] next up, there's "height." for hillary, it's 5'7." for obama, it's 2009. [ laughter ] next category is "used to be." hillary used to be secretary of state. obama used to be happy. [ laughter ] very interesting. after that, there's "biggest inspiration." hillary's is john f. kennedy. obama's is that guy in the corona commercial who gets an important call and throws the phone into the ocean. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, we have "personal motto." hillary's is "2016 can't get here fast enough." obama's is "ditto." so i guess that maybe they're not that different after all. they're kind of the same. [ applause ] guys, here's an update on our pal, toronto mayor rob ford. [ cheers and applause ] in a new interview, ford said

that he is still sober, and he'll never be caught doing anything illegal ever again. then he said, "unless someone's taping me, then i'll probably get caught." rob ford also said that he is committed to living a healthier life and his days of going to the liquor store are over. which would be great if he weren't addicted to crack. [ laughter and applause ] we're not worried about -- "no more chocolate. no more sodas for me. no more chocolate." you're smoking crack in your sister's basement. we're not worried about you having a beer. [ light laughter ] a little controversy here. on last night's episode of "bachelor in paradise," it was revealed one of the contestants, michelle k., left the show because she had gotten involved with one of the show's producers. [ audience oohs ] other contestants were just as shocked as you were. they were like, "someone from this show is in a real relationship? [ laughter ] what's going on?" and did you see this?

last night, two contestants were spending time together and one of them had a pretty powerful realization. listen to this. >> i'm a pisces. so pisces are like fish. that's why i love the water. and pisces are very, like, flexible. and my sister is st. patrick's day, march -- >> every day that i hang out with ashlee, i'm losing the opportunity to meet other people. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: worst part about that is that she is still talking. my lucky number is seven because when i was seven, i stepped on a piece of gum that looked like the number seven. and then, i was scrapping it off and it took seven hours to scrape it off. and then i took the scrapped out gum, and i put in the garbage, and there was a a $20 bill so i became $20 richer. and then -- [ cheers and applause ] shut up! hey, did you hear about this? police are looking for someone who stole a briefcase with $4,000 worth of cash from kourtney kardashian.

[ light laughter ] a lot of people are saying, "what's kourtney kardashian doing with a briefcase full of cash?" and i'm wondering, what is she doing with a briefcase? [ laughter ] why not put it in a purse? yeah. she work at a law firm? yeah. $4,000 in a briefcase. did somebody kidnap bruce jenner? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: $4,000 in unmarked bills. or the old lady gets it. >> steve: hey, i'm not lady! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, i saw that taco bell opened a new high-end restaurant this week that sells $10 tacos. that's weird. usually you pay a high price after you eat taco bell. [ laughter ] oy, chalupa! we have a great show. give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: hey! [ cheers and applause ] that is former kiss guitarist and rock and roll hall of famer ace frehley sitting in with the roots tonight! [ cheers and applause ] you're the best, buddy. his new album, "space invader," will be released on august 19th. we are honored to have you. thank you so much for being here, buddy. >> thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] my pleasure. >> jimmy: ace frehley. we got a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, seven-time grammy award winner taylor swift will be here. >> steve: whoo.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: swifty. >> steve: swifty. >> jimmy: swifty and i have something -- i don't know if i can call her swifty. i don't know her that well. >> steve: well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: taylor and i have something fun planned. you don't want to miss it tomorrow night. it's a fun little thing we have planned. it's going to be good. later this week, sylvester stallone, jason statham and demi lovato will all be joining us. [ applause ] and then on monday, two of the best golfers in the world are coming right here to studio 6b. tiger woods and rory mcilroy will be here on monday. [ cheers and applause ] can't wait. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: but first, we've got a fun show tonight. from "frank miller's sin city: a dame to kill for," the one and only mickey rourke is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he's a rock star. he's a rock star. >> steve: he is. >> jimmy: he's just the coolest dude ever. i love that guy. plus, from "let's be cops," the very funny rob riggle is stopping by. >> steve: oh! love me some rob riggle. >> jimmy: and we've got great music. this is one of my favorite bands out there. i love these guys.

i like everyone in the band. i like their sound. kings of leon are here. >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: "mechanical bull"! [ cheers and applause ] but before we get into the show -- we, like all of you, were shaken up a bit last night -- when we learned that genius comedian and actor robin williams passed away. he was one of a kind. he was one in a million. he's like unbelievable. if you ever saw this guy's stand-up, you wouldn't even -- if you don't know stand-up, you should youtube right now and just watch it. he's just amazing. he was -- he was funny, and he was fast. and he would weave in and out of characters. he would get shakespearian. he would just get into like -- [ impersonating robin williams ] "oh, yes. thank you. tell the guys at your home going. what the hell's going on there? yes. then there's a kid going -- not the leg! yes and like, martha, grab my ball and chain and kick -- yes, thank you." [ cheers and applause ] and you'd watch him! and you'd watch him and you would cry laughing. and you would think i'm never going to see anyone like this human ever.

it's just amazing. his brain was always thinking ten steps ahead of what he was saying. he was like the muhammad ali of comedy. for a taste of the divine madness of robin williams, here's a clip of robin's first ever "tonight show" appearance with johnny carson. >> what you up to? a man who know himself but just not touch himself. [ laughter ] >> wait, what is that from? is that "midsummer night's dream" or what? >> that's from the soliloquy. [ laughter ] and there's a man who knows, and yet look. vile fool, come thee hither! no! thou has forced me to wear designer jeans for no reason. [ laughter ] i will walk now, and cameraman's still going, "where is he going now?" ha, ha, ha. where am i now? [ cheers and applause ] oh, look. oh. this thing is broken. [ laughter ] look up.

japanese people go -- oh. balloons! [ cheers and applause ] hello. bless you. bless you. give me your hand. don't be afraid. men can touch men. [ laughter ] all right, sir. oh, my god. what's up there? look, jean-claude -- for jimmy dean's pork sausage. [ laughter ] wonderful. there's so many people up there. what's happening, brother? there's people up there going, "hi! we waited three hours! where are you?" [ laughter ] look, there's the cameraman. let's really make the cameraman mad now. no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> go on up. go on up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, captain, my captain!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! ace! ace frehley right there. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] welcome back, you guys. like so many people, i'm a huge fan of "house of cards." you know "house of cards," the show? [ cheers and applause ] it's so good. we can't get enough of it here at the show, which is an interesting coincidence because it turns out that our office is actually a lot like the world of "house of cards." [ laughter ] lot of drama. lot of backstabbing lot of turning and talking into cameras. [ laughter ] it's probably hard to believe because of how normal and peaceful everything seems right now, but let me show you what i mean. check out our latest "tonight show" digital original. this is "house of cue cards." [ applause ] ♪ [ inaudible ]

>> jimmy: no, no, no. danny, these cue cards must be larger in size. okay? this is "the tonight show." get it together. [ laughter ] the cue cards must be right. they are the life vest in this ocean of televised late night jokery. >> last looks? >> jimmy: last looks are the final touch up before the show. [ laughter ] even the finest furniture needs a good polish every once in a a while. [ laughter ] >> mr. fallon, you have a phone call. >> jimmy: a phone call is when someone calls you on the phone. [ laughter ] hello? yes, dear, i'll be right there. my wife. i love that woman more than people love their friend's netflix password. [ laughter ] >> dude, who are you talking to? >> jimmy: i don't know. [ applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hello, claire. >> james. i've heard about you. i'm so proud. i haven't smiled this big in years. [ laughter ] now, if only i could decide what to wear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've got to keep the show's momentum going, right, miles? >> do whatever we can. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? you're my head writer and

closest adviser. speak up now. [ whispering ] [ laughter ] pep -- pep -- pepper? pinterest? pinterest. puppet. puppet. puppet man. people. >> people. >> jimmy: prince people? people people power. okay. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, freddie, you have

outdone yourself again, my friend. >> i wouldn't say we're friends. i mean you come here and eat a a lot. >> jimmy: i can always confide in you. >> whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm blowing up here. freddie, would you mind getting my phone. i'm so tired. >> what is that? a triple a battery? >> jimmy: yeah. carry an extra? [ laughter ] >> tootsie roll? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] everyone loves a good tootsie. >> feels like half a string cheese. >> jimmy: you know what, freddie, i do believe the phone is in the other pocket. i do apologize. [ laughter ] that is my fault. [ applause ] is it a text from my wife? >> no. it says your dong pills are ready.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: freddy, thank you very much. i will see you tomorrow. [ applause ] ♪ >> james, that's an e-cigarette. >> jimmy: i know. >> how are things going at the show? >> jimmy: just swimmingly. it is quite a legacy to uphold. >> well, you've never been one to deny yourself a challenge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right you are, my dear. right you are. >> i just need you to make sure you watch your back. [ laughter ] it's worrisome to me. >> jimmy: okay.

i need the funniest, most gut-busting sketch ideas. this is "the tonight show," so dig deep. haskell? >> a bit called gizard wizard. it's a wise turkey that predicts the future. >> jimmy: no. >> celebrity sweat stains. >> jimmy: no. >> 50 shades of hey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have no idea what that means. [ whispering ] [ laughter ] miles, good one. that is hilarious. >> have a biscuit. how many zucchinis i can fit in to my crotch? [ applause ] >> jimmy: higgins, the "orange is the new black" parody is down the hall. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: sorry. >> jimmy: okay. let's keep these ideas going. [ talking over each other ] now this is one of those -- now this is one of those things that i better take care of personally. ♪

[ subway sounds ] [ screams ] [ laughter ] >> remind me to send him a a thank you note. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was "house of cue cards." to watch it again, visit our youtube page at youtube.com/fallontonight. and be sure to subscribe while you're there. stick around. we'll be right back with mickey rourke, everybody!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> this is for your daughter. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. are you icing your crotch? what's going on? >> i am. i -- >> jimmy: yes. >> i just got off a long flight. >> jimmy: yeah. >> from russia. >> jimmy: i appreciate you coming on the show. >> they called me about 20 minutes ago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. well, jessica alba was going to -- >> i was in the -- i was in the bathtub, so i thought i better give myself a b12 shot. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i couldn't reach my ass, so i put it here. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you can't do that. >> wel -- >> jimmy: you did. >> i thought you could. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i appreciate you doing this. i know, jessica alba was going to be on, and she had food poisoning or something like that. so, as always, you came in as her replacement as you, of course, mickey rourke. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't you guys always

travel around together, you and jessica alba? >> yeah. i don't give her the shot in the ass though. >> jimmy: no, no, you don't. no, you don't. thank you for saying that. mickey, you're always in trouble every time i see you. >> no, i'm not. >> jimmy: you're in trouble. you did something else. >> i've been in therapy 17 years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you did -- you just came out. you were in russia. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there was a lot of flack for you. you wore a vladimir putin t-shirt. >> absolutely. absolutely. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: now what made you get this shirt and what -- yeah. why'd you get in trouble? >> the last time i was in russia -- putin had a charity event for the hospital that he supports in st. petersburg. it's a cancer hospital. you know, i've lost a lot of -- my brother, a lot of close friends to that, you know, [ bleep ] disease. and so i went there. i saw these little kids. there's not a lot of money there. he goes. he invited a lot of celebrities to come over and raise money at an auction. and so, the t-shirt thing -- i was walking down the street, and i saw a big crowd of people.

and i said, "what's going on?" and they said, "oh, they're selling putin t-shirts." and i said, "for what?" and there's a -- with all the stuff that's going on in the ukraine and russia, i said, there's a little ukrainian boy who's in his hospital actually in st. petersburg named -- hold on. >> jimmy: yeah. >> named, uh -- [ light laughter ] it's what i used to do with my lines. zenya. and he's got a spinal cord injury or -- or spinal -- something wrong that he needs all these operations. and putin promoted this thing to sell t-shirts with his face on it to raise money for his operations. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so, you know? >> jimmy: all right, good. i'm glad. thank you for explaining that. because i thought you were getting in trouble for just the biker shorts you were wearing. [ laughter ] >> that was coming from the gym. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. well, thank you again. i appreciate you getting here. every time -- are you -- do you write your lines on your hand always? >> yes, always. it goes back years. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like when -- like, all your movies? >> it depends on what i'm getting paid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you're

honest. yeah. exactly. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and here you are in the new "sin city" again. the first one was a knockout. i mean, it was just an amazing -- i've never seen anything visually like this film. and here you are as your character. this is marv. you're returning as marv. ok a this, like, fake chin and -- >> jimmy: see, i would go craz i would nuts becauswhat if you get itchy or something? >> i did. i tore the whole room apart. >> jimmy: you did? cae you can't just rip it off yoace. it'sluacedn yourausaid me it's been three hours. u said it was going to be." >> jimmyyeah. so then, after three hours, you just trash tla that's what i would do. i'd flip -- i'd be flipping tables. >> robert knew nothing about it. he came in and says, "do we have a problem here?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: robert rodriguez, the director. >> robert's great though. i mean, if it wasn't robert, i wouldn't do it. he's so style -- you know, just the way -- a stylized director, the way he's doing this one in 3d. >> jimmy: yeah, with 2d is just -- i mean, the first one was just

amazing to watch in 2d. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now you're in the third dimension. [ laughter ] >> and he walks around playing guitar, kind of doing the score to the -- to the movie, doing these riffs on the guitar as he's giving you directions. so, it's like, as he's saying, "well, i want you to try this." and then he's doing this, you know, stevie ray vaughan [ bleep ]. i thought, oh. [ laughter ] that's okay with -- that's okay with me. [ jimmy singing off key ] ♪ i feeling like doing another take and then we'll do it then cut and roll ♪ >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's just all singing the whole thing. >> yeah, so it's fun to work with robert. >> jimmy: well, i can't wait to check this out. it's in theaters and 3d. we have a clip. here's mickey rourke in "frank miller's sin city: a a dame to kill for." take a look at this. >> you're trespassed on hallowed ground. >> you're the slug that took my friend. >> shall we? [ grunting ] ♪

>> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about! i wouldn't mess with you. [ cheers and applause ] that's a guy who knows how to throw a punch right there. >> that wasn't me. that was a stunt man. >> jimmy: no, that was you. >> no, that was -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's definitely you. that's right. mickey rourke. "frank miller's sin city: a a dame to kill for" opens in 3d and theaters on august 22nd. rob riggle joins us next. you're the best, man. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ as a teacher i'm always or planning for the month. so, like the 5th of each month, ya know, i know like clockwork which day i get paid. every dollar we have right now, we need. with american express serve you have a full service prepaid account that helps you handle your money simply and affordably. all for just $1 a month. backed by the 24/7 service of american express. this is what membership is. this is what membership does. get started with an american express serve account today.

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♪ i'm back back in the new york groove♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. you know our next guest from his work on "the daily show" and huge comedies like "21 jump street." he's funny in that. "the hangover," funny in that. and "step brothers." he's funny in that. starting tomorrow, you can see him in the new movie "let's be cops." he's not funny in that. [ light laughter ] everyone, please welcome, rob riggle, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: rob riggle, thank you for coming over to the show. >> ace frehley. how cool is it to have ace frehley right there? >> jimmy: i mean, come on. i mean, that's the coolest thing in the world. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: that's amazing, right? >> yeah, love him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: just the best. how is your summer going? i know you're doing a lot of -- you're doing a lot of baseball stuff. >> yeah! it's been like the summer of baseball for me. it's crazy. >> jimmy: are you a baseball guy? >> i like it. i mean, i wouldn't call myself a baseball guy. >> jimmy: yeah, but you've been doing a lot of -- i've been seeing you pop up. >> yeah, i've been hitting a a lot of major league stadiums. i do a charity event in kansas city called the big slick with paul rudd and jason sudeikis. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's right. >> and stonestreet and koechner, we're all kansas city guys. >> woman: yeah! >> jimmy: and what's that for? what does it raise for? >> it's raising money for children's mercy hospital in kansas city. >> jimmy: cool. >> and -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thank you. thanks. >> jimmy: that's nice of you. >> part of that is we play a a wiffle ball game at royal

stadium. >> jimmy: no. >> yeah, so, i mean, you love wiffle ball, right? >> jimmy: i love wiffle ball. >> yeah, yeah. didn't we play wiffle ball at bonnaroo? were you with us when we played wiffle ball? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i was there. >> i think you played with us. >> jimmy: i w yeah, i did play wiffle ball with you guys at bonnaroo. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i forget. i don't remember much about bannaroo. >> i don't remember anything either. [ laughter ] i think that's the only thing -- >> jimmy: -- second hand, yeah. >> that sucks. >> jimmy: contact. >> but, then i got to go to wrigley field. so, i've been to royals, wrigley. >> jimmy: why did you go to wrigley? >> i was doing some press for "let's be i was with damon and jake. jake johnson and damon wayans jr. who star in the hilarious m cops." and then i got to go to -- i got to throw ou pitch at fenway. never been to fenway. [ cheers and ap >> jimmy: it's one of the greatest baseball parks. >> it's one of the great cathedrals of the game. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. >> i was supporting the buchholz foundation up there. lindsey and clay. and then i went and threw out the first pitch at dodgers stadium. >> jimmy: this is too much. >> yeah. then, i went and played the celebrity softball game at target stadium up in minnesota. >> jimmy: you're doing too many baseball game things. >> it's too much baseball. it's too much.

> jimmy: let's talk about the movie. "let's be cops." >> yeah, "let's be cops." >> jimmy: it's a very funny movie. you're playing a straight man finally. >> yes! i play -- finally, yeah. >> jimmy: kind of. >> well, let's be -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: stretching the acting chops. [ laughter ] >> exactly. well, let's be honest, most of the characters i play are heightened versions of reality, some would call them -- douche bags. >> jimmy: all right, well -- >> but this character that i play in this movie he's very sincere, he's very -- he's heroic, he's a nice guy. i know, right? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> what the hell? >> jimmy: but then you get faked out because it's -- damon wayans jr. >> yeah, damon wayans jr. and jake johnson are -- it's a a buddy film. they're buddies. they're going through stuff in life. they're not doing very well. they decide to go to a party dressed as cops. >> jimmy: they go to a a halloween party dressed as cops. >> yeah, and they get all this respect. and all of a sudden, they're getting attention from the ladies. so, they say, "well, why don't we just be cops?" and then -- >> jimmy: so, they get a cop car on ebay. >> hilarity! yeah, hilarity ensues. >> jimmy: they get a cop car on ebay. >> sure they do. why wouldn't you?

>> jimmy: and they're driving around and they're pr they're cops. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, and so, this scene right he pulling them over because they don't have >> that's right. this is first time we meet in the movi >> jimmy: yeah. here's a clip of rob riggle -- >> and i play -- i cop. >> jimmy: in "let's be cops." >> you don't have any plates on your vehicle. >> we're not sure what to make of that. >> well, we were on a 288. while we were inside, somebody stole our plates. >> is that right? >> mm-hmm. [ laughter ] >> that's right. that's right, a code 4. move on. >> i'm sorry, sergeant. i didn't see the stripes. we've been getting a lot of calls about stolen cop cars. i'm officer segars. this is officer jackson. >> sorry, sergeant. we should have called it in first. [ laughter ] don't let it happen again, all right? that's amateur hour. >> yes, sir. >> yes, sir. >> look, i don't mean to scold you. i was young and hungry once too, all right? i get it. >> i'm officer o'malley. this is my best friend and partner officer chang. >> best friend, huh? >> and partner. >> oh. wish i could say the same. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are funny. you can not be funny. that's your problem.

i know we were talking earlier. i know you're a charitable guy. have you heard about the als ice bucket challenge? >> i have, as a matter of fact, i was challenged just yesterday. >> jimmy: you were? >> by lindsay buchholz from the buchholz foundation. her and clay. but lindsay called me out. and so, i'm going to accept that challenge i think. >> jimmy: you are going to? >> i think. >> jimmy: this has started to raise awareness for als, also known as lou gehrig's disease. it's everywhere. and i was challenged by "the daily news." i was challenged by governor chris christie. i was challenged by new york jets owner woody johnson today. [ laughter ] >> you're being called out by everybody. >> jimmy: this just happened today. i got called out by everybody. and yesterday, i was challenged by justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] >> ooh. oh, snap! >> jimmy: hey, take a look at this video. >> i'm going to pass this on and challenge jimmy fallon, steve higgins, and the roots. [ cheers and applause ] 3 -- 2 -- 1! [ screaming ] you have 24 hours to respond. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've both been

challenged. >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, if we don't accept the challenge, we're supposed to donate money to als research. >> yep. >> jimmy: so, we can just -- we can do it or we can just donate the money. >> questlove: no, no. i think we -- i think we should do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's cold. that's too cold. >> jimmy: all right. if you guys out watching would like to donate, you can also do so at alsa.org. we're going to do both. let's do both. >> let's do it. let's do it! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's ice.

>> ooh! >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, boy. >> jimmy: how do you feel about this? >> you know? >> oh, no. [ audience chanting ] >> steve: and congratulations on playing a straight man. >> i know! >> steve: a straight man. >> a straight man finally. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. before we do this, we've got to nominate someone else to do it too. rob, who do you want to nominate? >> i would like to nominate horatio sanz if he's around. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: that's crazy because he's right here. >> what? >> jimmy: welcome horatio sanz, everybody. >> what! [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, hey. what's up, brother? >> jimmy: all right. all right, this is awesome. so, everybody here. [ laughter ] >> steve: there's ice in this bucket! >> jimmy: i know, man! [ laughter ] >> oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy fallon. i'm here with rob riggle, horatio sanz, steve higgins and the roots. we've all been nominated to do the ice bucket challenge to

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with a little help from our very own questlove on drums, please welcome kings of leon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i tell you now that i don't understand why everybody gives a big hot damn ♪ ♪ oh where i'm going to don't mean a thing to you i see you sitting in your masquerade ♪ ♪ i'd love to pour you

some of my lemonade and get it off all right ♪ ♪ we'll call it an early night ♪ ♪ i know you hate it so but i ain't gonna go i'm staying here all right ♪ ♪ i am your family tree i know your a to z this is a secret proposition lay your hands on me ♪ ♪ nothing to talk about darlin' it's all make-believe ♪ ♪ i see your hands are shaking ♪ ♪ but my heart is breaking me down it's a pretty day ♪ ♪ and i'm gonna get all right i lost my head ♪ ♪ and you ain't nowhere in sight ♪

♪ i see you got it all wrong i got no cal on my phone i'll just be holding out until i find a doubt ♪ ♪ that you ain't coming home i am your family tree i know your a to z this is a ♪ ♪ secret proposition lay your hands on me nothing to talk about darlin' ♪ ♪ it's all make-believe i see your hands are shaking but my heart is breaking me down ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i am your family tree

i know your a to z this is a secret proposition lay your hands on me ♪ ♪ i am your family tree i know your a to z i got a secret proposition lay your hands on me ♪ ♪ i am your family tree i know your a to z this is a secret proposition lay your hands on me ♪ ♪ nothing to talk about darlin' it's all make-believe i see your ♪ ♪ hands are shaking but my heart is breaking me down ♪ ♪ i see your hands are shaking but my heart is breaking me wn ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it right there. what's up, dude? oh, oh, oh. kings of leon!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to mickey rourke, rob riggle, kings of leon! [ cheers and applause ] mechanical bull, horatio sanz. ace frehley right there, ladies and gentlemen. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night and i hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight. meredith vieira. from "life after beth," dane dehaan. music from magic man.