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♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." ♪ tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- seth macfarlane amber heard musical guest leon bridges
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 285. woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, looking good! hot crowd! looking great! welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." this is it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a big show. welcome to "the tonight show," i'm your host, jimmy fallon. and according to a mug i got yesterday, i'm also the world's
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greatest dad. isn't that cool? [ cheers and applause ] i wanna thank you again for watching. then again, it's the summer, so i'm the only thing on nbc that's not a repeat or a ninja. so i appreciate that. [ laughter ] of course, yesterday was also the first official day of summer. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, finally. you can tell it's summer in new york, because people are actually excited to have that gross subway air blow on them. they go, yeah, i don't care what it smells like, it's air. >> jimmy: let's get to some political news. according to a new google data, donald trump is the most searched for presidential candidate in 47 states. unfortunately, that's not what most people meant when they typed in the search for "giant boob." [ laughter ] that's not -- that's not what they wanted. they wanted something else. something different. and during a speech this weekend, carly fiorina said if she gets invited to the first presidential debate, she quote, will not be afraid to throw
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punches all night. which explains marco rubio's new campaign slowing "not the face." [ laughter ] that's the money maker there. meanwhile, jeb bush recently released a new campaign video featuring his mother, barbara, where she jokingly admits that jeb is not her favorite child. [ laughter ] it's actually pretty funny. take a look at this. >> best news of the day was my mom finally told me that i was her favorite. >> oh, no, i didn't. you mean of all the children? >> yeah. >> no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're my favorite child in the room right now. [ laughter ] and now that president obama has 19 months left, many media outlets have started speculating about what his legacy will be. some think it will be health care or the trade deal. yeah, what could it be said the first black president, barack obama. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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and did you see this? on friday, beekeepers were called in to capture and remove 15,000 honeybees that were swarming around the main senate entrance at the capitol building. yeah. they got rid of the bees easily enough. now if they could only do something about all those old wasps. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. beekeepers were called in to capture and remove about 15,000 honeybees that were swarming around the main senate entrance of the capitol building. too bad president obama wasn't there to calm everyone down. >> oh, no, it's a bee! that's okay, guys. bees are good. they won't land on you. [ laughter ] they won't sting you. they'll be okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're fine. don't worry about it. i want to say congrats to jordan spieth who won the u.s. open yesterday in golf. [ cheers and applause ]
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and i want to say congrats to tiger woods who found an old lockette while he was retrieving his ball from the lake. it could be worth money, who knows. [ laughter ] that's right, 21-year-old jordan spieth won the u.s. open. you can tell he's young because he's never heard of any of the products they advertise during golf tournaments. [ laughter ] he's like "what the hell is levitra?" yeah. but it seems everyone was complaining about the course of the u.s. open this year, especially how dry the greens were. that's right, they're complaining. i think they have a point. watch this putt here. [ cheers and applause ] >> beautiful -- >> jimmy: dry -- dry greens. that's not good. >> steve: that's not -- that's really dry. >> jimmy: that's not a good sign, no. some more sports news. on saturday, the washington nationals max scherzer pitched a no-hitter against the pittsburgh pirates. yeah, he said that was his father's day gift to his dad. and his little brother was like, "uh, can you put my name
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on that too?" [ laughter ] i got him a mug. another big story continues to be those two inmates who recently escaped from a maximum security prison in upstate new york. well, i saw they may have been spotted near the pennsylvania border. if they make it to amish country, it looks like nbc has its next sitcom. [ laughter ] can two convicts go from the big house to the farmhouse? find out on "churn the page." [ laughter ] did you guys see this? a trailer for the new animated "peanuts" movie was recently released and it features charlie brown falling for a a girl who moves in next door. or as fans put it, boom-chicka wa-wa. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, this isn't good. heinz is under fire after it was discovered that older bottles of its ketchup feature promotional qr codes that direct consumers to a porn
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website. [ laughter ] heinz apologized for the mixup and said they hoped everyone involved will still use a a condiment. [ laughter ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome back, buddy. good to see you again, pal. >> steve: feels good to be back. >> jimmy: it's monday, you guys. we're so happy to be back. we've got a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, channing tatum will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, wonderful! >> jimmy: have something fun planned with him. be sure to tune in for that. later this week, arnold schwarzenegger, mark wahlberg, benicio del toro will be here. [ cheers and applause ] benicio and i are gonna play a a game of "musical beers" with a couple of special guests. that'll be fun. but first we have a great show tonight. he's the writer, director and star of "ted 2." seth macfarlane is here
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tonight. pcpe very funny individual. very funny man. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: talented guy. >> jimmy: he's great. later in the show, seth and i are going to play a fun edition of "wheel of impressions." [ cheers and applause ] plus, she is a beautiful and a a talented actress starring alongside channing tatum in the new film "magic mike xxl." amber heard is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great, great music from leon bridges right here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> have you heard -- have you heard leon bridges? >> steve: no, we used to -- fantastic. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. you might feel like you're going back in time if you just watch the show. i will assure you, it is 2015. >> steve: wait, what? >> jimmy: right now, the year is 2015. >> steve: okay, i'll believe you if you say so. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, you didn't think it was 2015? >> steve: no, i thought it was 2019.
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i gotta get my -- >> jimmy: no, maybe you're from the future, i don't know. >> steve: i am, why? oh, is that leon bridges? i've known him for years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when did you first see him? >> steve: 2015. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so weird. it's phenomenal. this guy is unbelievable, the sound, right? i mean, the only way i can compare him too is like someone from the '60s. right? adam cook or -- >> steve: yeah, ish. >> jimmy: let me give you ish. let me see it, if we can play a a little of "this is coming home." ♪ baby baby baby i'm coming home we go tender ♪ >> jimmy: i mean, it's phenomenal, this guy. [ cheers and applause ] there he is. so good. guys, before we move on, i have actually a pretty funny story that i thought i would share if
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you don't mind. for this weekend, i was at the grocery store doing some shopping. >> ha ha ha ha, shopping. that's great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> come on. shopping "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon. i get it, man, that's hilarious. i love your show but i see where you're going with that one. >> jimmy: what -- what are you talking about, what do you mean you see where i'm going? >> come on, shopping. shopping, shopping mall. "mall rats." rat trap. trapdoor. "dora the explorer", bringing back to boots. bootsy colins. colin farrell. farrelley brothers. they directed "fever pitch" who was the star of "fever pitch"? jimmy fallon. host of "the tonight show" starring, jimmy fallon. how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i like you the same as before. i don't even know you. >> well, i know you. because your brain is my happy place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about?
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that's -- that's just plain odd. >> ha ha ha ha you did it again, man. odd, "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon. that one took me a second. but i see where you're going with that one too. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> come on. odd. oddball, ball pit, brad pitt, bringing back to "fight club." club sandwich. sandwich artist. bringing back the subway, eat fresh. "fresh prince." prince william. william and kate. john and kate, plus eight minus one equals seven. seven. "seventh heaven." heaven and hello operator. give me number nine. number nine, number nine, bring me back to the beatles, white album, album cover, cover girl, gilmore girls, bring it back to lorelai, she almost married max. office max, "the office." bring back the john krasinski. keira knightley. michelle l.l. cool jay. jason alexanderson cooper. hanging with mr. cooper, starring mark curry, steph curry, they're both on the golden state warriors. it's a double curry. it's a double flurry, it's a a double dribble, it's a double drizzle, bringing back to precipitation. rain or shine, the shining, here's johnny. bring it back to johnny carson. carson, leno, leno to conan, conan to fallon. the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: wow. i got to hand it to you. that was pretty -- that was pretty wild. wild. wild thing, thingamajig. jigglypuff. puff daddy. dadd warbucks. bucks stop. stop or my mom will shoot starring sylvester stallone. yo, adriane. bringing me back to rocky. rocky and bullwinkle. winklevosse twins played by armie hammer. arm & hammer. baking soda. minnesota, doubling ya back to the twins starring arnold schwarzenegger. get to the chopper. get to the whopper. bringing me back to burger king. mcdonalds. donald trump. trump tower. tower of power. power ranger. ranger rick. rick ross. ross from friends. friends in low places, trading places. trading faces. bringing me back to face-off starring nicholas cage. national treasure. treasure island. gilligan's island three-hour tour de france. tour de fourth. force out. pitch out. pitch perfect, bringing back to anna kendrick le mario cartoon network alcoholics anonymous. aa. a squared.
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square roots, the roots, the greatest band in all the land on nbc. studio 6b. the tonight show starring me, jimmy fallon. how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> i get it. you're better than me. this is all i had going for me, though. i'm out of here. [ audience aws ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, come on, man. i was just making a joke. i was joking around with you. come on. come back, we have a great show tonight. seth macfarlane's here. [ laughter ] come on, man. don't walk out of the show. amber heard's here. we talked about leon bridges. he's going to be fun. do you like that new music? yeah, that's what i'm talking about. he's coming back. yeah -- [ cheers and applause ] oh he's not. he's leaving. come on, guy. look, we're going to do -- we're going to have fun -- a
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a fun wheel. we're going to play "wheel of impressions" with seth. are you going to come back? yeah, that's what i'm talking about. he's coming back. [ cheers and applause ] here he is. he's not stopping. he's not stopping. [ cheers and applause ] why is he not going to his seat? where is he going? what is he doing? why are you -- he's discussing with tariq, what order of music they're going to play in the commercial break? [ laughter ] oh, my god. oh, man. i didn't know you were doing that -- coming over here. coming over to me. what's going on? why is he coming over here? security? checking out the studio? do you like it? pretty good? not bad? higgins over there.
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♪ you're having a conversation with higgins? what would they be talking about? the show is going on. [ laughter ] he's takin' higgins with him. give it up for the met bucket hat guy, steve higgins. we'll be right back with seth macfarlane, everybody! come on back! it's a great show! it really is. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what do you think? when i first sit in the seat it makes me think of a bmw. i feel like i'm in a lexus. you would think that this was a brand new audi. it's like a luxury car. feels kind of like an infinity. very similar to a range rover. this is pretty high tech. yeah it is. it reminds me of a mercedes. ♪ this is chevy? laughing i have a new appreciation for chevy. they thought about me. i could totally rock this. this thing feels pretty boss. it looks kind of dope.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the emmy-winning creator of "family guy" and the writer, director, and star of the new movie "ted 2" which is in theaters everywhere on friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome seth macfarlane! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> how are you? >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate it. that's what i'm talking about. >> thank you. >> jimmy: they love of you. seth macfarlane. [ cheers and applause ] that's got to feel good. that's got to feel good. >> oh, i feel like a -- i feel like a million bucks. >> jimmy: this is a very fun night to have you here and have you here on "the tonight show" in this studio, because, and tell me if this is true. your dad was almost going to be on or was on "the tonight show" here. >> yeah, that's correct. >> jimmy: when johnny carson hosted. >> that's right, in the '70s, i think. the early '70s. >> jimmy: in this studio. >> he was a very, very talented -- is a very talented folk singer. and said no, because was it -- was it -- he didn't want to sell out to the man? was that it? he's here. >> jimmy: your dad is here. your dad is here. >> i didn't want to sell out. >> jimmy: you didn't want to sell out. you didn't want to sell records either apparently. yeah, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, welcome. now, now technically, now
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technically we say you were on "the tonight show" though. technically, we can say that you were on "the tonight show." so yes -- you didn't perform -- >> you could say that kenny rogers was on "the tonight show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. >> you could say mark twain was on "the tonight show." >> jimmy: mark twain is very good. >> you could say kurt vonnegut was on "the tonight show." >> jimmy: hey dad, welcome. >> but he tops them all. >> jimmy: what's your dad's name? >> ron. >> jimmy: ron. hey ron, welcome to show. thank you for being here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] since, father's day. what kind of dad was dad growing up? was he a very strict dad? >> no, no, no, not at all, actually. >> jimmy: folk singing. >> i remember at one point my parents saying to me, "it will be normal for you to want to try drugs." [ laughter ] "and all we ask is that you do it here in this house with us -- [ laughter ] with us present." [ laughter ] i think the idea was that it would remove the temptation.
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but it was something i was too dumb to take advantage of, that they were basically offering to be mules, i guess, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to bring drugs into the house, yeah. but did it work? >> were there ever drugs in the house when i was a child? i can't imagine that there were. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: long story. >> are there drugs here now? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: security, have this man removed from the building, please. no, i wouldn't do that. but did it work for you and your sister? >> it did. it did. yes it was very -- i didn't smoke pot until i was 28. so hats off. well done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. could be a genius parenting move by just telling your kids, just do it here in the house. hilarious. they just wanted you to score some good stuff and share it with them. >> probably would have. >> jimmy: you never did drugs with your family, though, right? >> uh -- uh -- [ laughter ] there was one thanksgiving, yeah. >> jimmy: really?
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>> that was -- yeah. he's nodding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was it serious? was it serious? >> well, my sister and i were wondering if we -- you know, this modern era, if we brought, you know, some pot into the house on thanksgiving if they would smoke it, and, you know, so we all did. and -- [ laughter ] and -- >> jimmy: wow! >> do you remember you said -- you said this is the first time you and i have been high together as father and son. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a real touching moment. yeah. >> it was a very touching moment, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. that's a very -- and that was one of his songs that he refused to play on "the tonight show." sounds like it was very -- it was one of the folk songs. but is that where you get your talent to sing from your dad? >> i think it must be, yeah. >> jimmy: aw, he loves you, dad. >> he's got a magnificent singing voice. >> jimmy: yeah. and what songs -- folk songs? >> yeah. a lot of -- >> jimmy: remember any titles? >> crosby stills and nash, right? lot of simon and garfunkel. >> jimmy: oh i love those guys, yeah. but, you, i got to say, have a a phenomenal voice.
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we also know you do voices on the show. but you can actually sing-sing. like you're going around with a a symphony, with an orchestra. >> yeah, i did a, playing in baltimore and philadelphia this summer and then the hollywood bowl later on in the summer. >> jimmy: the hollywood bowl? how fun is that? >> i'm part of their sinatra night, which is kind of fun. i did it as a lark at first. it was -- >> jimmy: to see if you could do it? >> yeah, a show with a san francisco symphony on new year's eve and it went great. and i did one at the kennedy center in february. and it was a two-hour show and we had to do two encores. but it's like -- you know i've collected these old sinatra charts over the years. and you never get to hear them played live, and it's more than anything, it's a show that shows off these orchestras. >> jimmy: yeah, because they even have instruments that no one really plays the marimba now. >> exactly. >> jimmy: amazing you could even afford that. >> where do you find, do you guys have a marimba? >> jimmy: yeah. no -- [ laughter ] >> just take out your iphone. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. have it ring.
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july 16th, baltimore symphony orchestra. then july 18th you're in philadelphia. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and then july 24th, the cincinnati pops orchestra. so you go to different -- you use different orchestras? >> yeah, you know, it's because these are top-notch orchestras, and you know, these are complex, these are difficult charts. and back in the day -- >> jimmy: who got you into sinatra and listening to that music? it wasn't your dad, he was singing crosby stills and nash. >> you know i, it's -- i don't remember, actually. i just discovered at one point in college. and i was like, this is -- they're responsible for exposing us to great music of all kinds -- >> jimmy: and drugs, apparently. [ laughter ] but that's interesting. yeah. and so you just took to that music. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: great. >> it was lush and beautiful and i just, i responded to it. >> jimmy: that's great. i think you have kind of an old soul in you. >> i have musical taste of his dad. >> jimmy: yeah, you really do. that's very interesting. well, also, i've got to say, "ted 2" is funny -- >> you said don't remember this. you said to me at one point, listen, i just, i worry.
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i mean you like a good rock song, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he got worried. he loves the heart to heart. >> we know what you were worried about. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm still getting to the bottom of it myself. >> jimmy: you enjoy women, don't you? [ laughter ] but i've got to say, as funny as the movie "ted 2" is, which is extremely funny, there's one scene that's a throwback to busby berkeley. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that is honestly, classic. >> our opening title sequence, which was 100 dancers. >> jimmy: i loved it. you don't see stuff like that. in 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. >> yeah, we tried to do something really spectacular to just kind of show people, this is a bigger movie. and it is, "ted 2" tops "ted 1," that i can promise you. >> jimmy: yeah, it definitely does. [ cheers and applause ] >> really does. we're holding back -- we're
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holding back a lot in our trailers because we don't want to give everything away, because it's good. >> jimmy: yeah, all it is. so many jokes in there, it's really, really funny. the first movie "ted" you were here and you were like, all the reviews are going to be bad, or something like that. it ended up being the number one grossing r-rated comedy of all-time. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] you play it down though. you played it down, it was like, i mean, home run for you. >> well 'cause i didn't know, i was like in fear of "bridesmaids" the whole time they were reviewing. 'cause that had just come out and it was so hilarious and fresh and just new. and i was like, man, our movie is going to suck. and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, gosh it's unbelievable. >> and it turned out to be good. >> jimmy: well, i think everyone is going to be talking about the tom brady scene. it's just worth it -- seriously. it's un -- good for you for doing that. [ laughter ] i just go, that's why seth macfarlane exists. the comedy mind, the brain of you, is very, very fun. i should remind everybody what the movie is about. you're the voice of a a foul-mouthed bear. teddy bear.
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and this one, he just want to -- he wants to -- >> he wants to be a father. >> jimmy: be a father. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he wants to adopt and the only way he can do that is to prove that he's real. >> yeah, he's told that he does not qualify as a person under the eyes of the law so he has to go to court in dred scott fashion and fight for his personhood. >> jimmy: so this is a scene here where you guys go to a a diner. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you walk in there with mark wahlberg. who's amazing and -- >> mark, guy's a genius. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, he works, you guys work well together. fantastic. we have a clip. here is seth macfarlane in "ted 2." take a look at this. >> where the hell is my coffee? i've been waiting for ten minutes. >> i'm so sorry, sir, i forgot. i'll get it right away. >> [ bleep ] you're a waitress, you're not building rockets, figure it out. >> hey, 20 bucks i could toss a a cookie crisp into his ass crack. >> let me try. i used to pitch for the softball team at arizona state. >> oh yeah, was your mascot a a broken condom? >> shut up. >> oh! >> who did that! [ bleep ]. >> i swear to god, i'll kick your [ bleep ] damn ass.
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who was it! >> sir, i apologize for my 5-year-old son. >> i'm sorry! cookie crisp in your bum-bum zee. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: take a left turn, there's another left, another left turn. it's really, really fun. more with seth macfarlane when we come back, everybody. "ted 2," here friday. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ automated voice: to file a claim, please state your name. carnie wilson. thank you. can you hold on? ♪ hold on for one more day really? hey, i know there's pain. why do you lock yourself up in these chains? ♪ this would be so easy if you had progressive. our mobile app would let you file a claim and help you find one of our service centers where we manage the entire repair process. things will go your way if you hold on. [ sighs ] someday somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye. ♪ say goodbye no, you just made it weird.
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now, seth, everyone knows you do a lot of original voices on "family guy." you do ted, but what they may know is you're great at imitating other people's voices as well. with that in mind, it's time to play a game called "wheel of impressions." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how it works is i'm going to press this button here. this activates the impression generator. >> yeah, wow. >> jimmy: it will land on one random celebrity that we can do an impression of and one random topic. okay, so whoever's turn it is they have to do an impression of that celebrity talking about that topic. until when we hear this sound. [ ding ] here we go. ♪ >> okay. >> jimmy: you're up first. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: press the impression button. >> okay, all right. here we go. [ beeping ] >> jimmy: liam neeson talking about -- talking about time warner cable. all right. look in this camera right here. >> this camera here. all right. uh --
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[ laughter ] [ as liam neeson ] i have a very particular set of channels. [ laughter ] if you would like to purchase these channels, i'll come to your house and install your cable. [ laughter ] and that will be the end of it. if you don't, i will look for you. [ laughter ] i will find you. and i will kill you. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's it right there. that's fantastic. all right. fantastic. here we go. my turn. [ beeping ] impressions that we can do. >> no whammies. no whammy. >> jimmy: seinfeld. oh! talking about uber. jerry seinfeld talking about uber. here we go. [ as seinfeld ] what's the deal with uber? you get in someone else's car he's offering you gum and mints. we're doing everything we're told not to do as children! [ laughter ] we are literally getting a a stranger to lure us into their car with candy! have we learned nothing, people! [ cheers ] this is it. just yelling. it's yelling. that was awful. >> no, that was good.
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>> jimmy: yelling in that one. you're up. you're up. you're up. >> most impressions are just yelling. >> jimmy: it's just yelling. [ as seinfeld ] he just yells! press the button! here we go! [ beeping ] bobcat goldthwait -- talking about starbucks. okay, this is fun. bobcat -- >> bobcat -- remember bobcat goldthwait? >> jimmy: i love bobcat goldthwait! yeah, yeah, yeah. [ as bobcat ] >> yeah -- a bagel with cream cheese! i'd also like -- give me a a josh groban cd! [ laughter and applause ] ♪ give me a send off. >> jimmy: give me a josh groban cd. okay, here we go. [ beeping ] oh, sorry. [ laughter ] pee-wee herman talking about mirrors. >> this is just like charlie rose. >> jimmy: that's like the same type of thing. pee-wee herman talking about mirrors. [ as pee wee ] i can see you, but can you see me?
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can you do that? can you do -- >> sure. >> jimmy: i saw you moving your mouth as i was doing the pee-wee herman [ both as pee wee ] >> can you see me? i can see you. [ laughter ] >> ah! >> jimmy: ah! all right. very good. >> you got it. you got it. >> jimmy: two pee-wee's. that's a movie right there. >> the two pee-wee's >> jimmy: we have time to do one more. seth, let's see what you've got. >> all right. [ beeping ] >> jimmy: ray romano at the movies. ray romano at the movies. >> ray romano. work up enough phlegm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he is phlegmmy. yeah. [ as ray ] >> so my favorite movie is "star wars." i do a pretty passable yoda impression. there is no try. only do. that's my yoda impression. i nailed it right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ray romano doing an impression. that was an impression of an impression.
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>> it's a play within a play. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "wheel of impressions." give it up for seth macfarlane. [ cheers and applause ] "ted 2" is in theaters everywhere friday. we'll be right back with amber heard, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. sweet new subaru, huh mitch? yep. you're selling the mitchmobile!? man, we had a lot of good times in this baby. what's your dad want for it? a hundred and fifty grand, two hundred if they want that tape deck. you're not going to tell your dad about the time my hamster had babies in the backseat, are you?! that's just normal wear and tear, dude. (vo) subaru has the highest resale value of any brand... ...according to kelley blue book ...and mitch. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. then combine tender with turkey-breast,bread; with robust, spicy, melty italian favorites; adding a splash of our new subway vinaigrette.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars alongside channing tatum in the highly anticipated new film "magic mike xxl" which opens july 1st. please say hello to amber heard, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here. please. amber heard, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. welcome, welcome, welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous here on the cover of this magazine. >> thank you.
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>> jimmy: and i couldn't help but stare at your tats. [ laughter ] >> well, i love your accent. >> seth: love the one in the blue. >> jimmy: the tattoos -- i'm talking about the tattoos, of course. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. look. did you see it? >> right. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, your tats. yeah. one is red and one is blue. yeah. and they're down here, too. yeah. [ laughter ] actually where else would they be? >> jimmy: what do they say? what are they? >> well, the -- they're both poetry. the top one is pablo neruda quote that i like. and the bottom one is from this tenth century poet philosopher named omar khayyam. he -- it's in farsi. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. of course. [ laughter ] >> so, i could tell you what it -- >> jimmy: i could recite it for you. yeah, absolutely. yeah. in farsi. >> like i said, yeah, it's really beautiful poetry. but, at least i think. >> jimmy: yeah. how did you find a tattoo artist who tattoos farsi? >> it was difficult. >> jimmy: where did you -- did you just bring him -- >> it was not the kind of tattoo you get after like a
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a wild night out drinking. >> jimmy: it wasn't like a a tequila -- you weren't drunk at all. >> no, it's not a drunk tat. do you have any other tattoos? >> just those. do you have any other tattoos? >> just those. >> jimmy: just those two. yeah, i never got -- >> i only have two tats. >> jimmy: you have great tats. i've got to say. always said it. yeah. seth, do you have any tattoos? >> seth: i have a very detailed depiction of the battle of hastings on my inner thigh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that really was a a drunk tattoo. >> seth: speaking of the tenth century. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't do it. i couldn't do it. now, your dad is not here. but i saw your mom backstage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she's beautiful and super fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but what did you -- did you celebrate father's day with your dad? >> i did. he's in l.a. right now doing some construction on my house.
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>> jimmy: he's like a man's man. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: like a tough texas guy. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what did you do for father's day. >> i -- it was really special. i'm a pretty excellent daughter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very nice of you to say. >> yeah, you've got to know your strengths. >> jimmy: yeah. you did something special for your dad. >> jimmy: yeah, i brought him to the magic mike press convention. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. and did he -- >> he loved it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> b all he wants to do is h fish, and he wanted to -- >> seth: that's th that, i guess. [ laughter ] yeah, your dad must have loved you for that. >> oh, that's what he wanted to do. >> jimmy: he really appreciated that, absolutely. >> yeah, it was the onl i've ever -- he was in and out of that press conference so fast. >> jimmy: yeah, y >> seth: that, i guess. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no, no. >> let's just hope you never meet my dad. >> jimmy: let's talk about the movie. [ laughter ] seth, i'm going to have to ask you -- >> seth: can i go? >> jimmy: yes. >> i think it's about time. >> seth: take care, buddy. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. appreciate it, bye. seth macfarlane, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about
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"magic mike xxl." i want to talk about the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: talk about that film. seth, watch it. xxl, this is it. this is everybody. i've seen the posters, the things that -- the abs. i've seen it all, yeah. >> yeah, there's abs. >> jimmy: i've seen a lot of abs yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did they -- you weren't in the first one. >> no, i was not. >> jimmy: no. do you know channing or how did you get in the second one? >> we spoke on the phone and he told me about the part and he said you can do whatever you want with it. and it seems like, you know, he was cool -- >> jimmy: he was going to write the part for you, right? >> yeah, basically, it was like a placeholder and said you could make it whatever you want. and i was like this is the perfect gig. >> jimmy: right. oh, my gosh. >> and he was so apologetic and careful and cautious and he said the thing is, you know, we have this sequence where i give you a lap dance. and -- oh, i don't know, i just -- i'm embarrassed. and i don't know, is that okay with you? and i thought -- >> jimmy: hell, yeah. >> am i stripping? and he's like, no, no, no, no, no. so i don't get naked? no, no, no, no. i just do this dance. you know, i give you a dance.
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so i'm not dancing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, no, no. big deal! >> jimmy: yeah. i don't mind that -- but then -- >> then i found out what the deal was. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> it's quite a dance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> quite a dance. and he was so apologetic and cautious. and i thought what -- i'm not naked, right? >> jimmy: no, but then you saw -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: "magic mike xxl." yeah. >> you'll have to see the dance. >> jimmy: okay. well, we're going to show a a clip. it's not that. >> the dance? >> jimmy: i don't think we can air that. i don't think we can. so this is "magic mike xxl" with fully clothed people. that's what we're showing in this scene, i think. yeah. that's the only one we're allowed to show. sorry, yeah. we have a clip. let's take a look at amber heard and channing tatum not dancing in "magic mike xxl." take a look. >> i thought you were supposed to be in new york, by the way. >> oh, wait. is that where we are? wow. >> hmmm? >> i changed my mind.
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>> so does that mean you are going to be on the pole or you're not going to be on the pole? because i mean -- on the main stage coming up for you boys. get your dollar bills out and let's brighten up her day sounds awesome to me. >> ha ha. >> it's low hanging fruit. i can't help myself. what's the plan now then? >> currently? >> yeah. >> find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs and -- watch it blow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go, everybody. amber heard, "magic mike xxl" opens wednesday, july 1st. leon bridges performs for us next. stick around. he's really great. amber heard. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with revolutionary hanex-temp technologyocks are designed to respond to your body temperature to help keep you cool. let's put it to the test. hey dad!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a soul singer from texas, whose debut album -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, texas. yeah. it gets better. wait until you hear him sing. it's really good, yeah. his debut album "coming home" is out tomorrow. performing the title track "coming home," give it up for leon bridges! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ baby baby baby i'm coming home to your tender sweet loving you're my one and only woman ♪ ♪ the world leaves a bitter taste in my mouth girl you're the ♪ ♪ only one that i want i wanna be around ♪ ♪ ooh i wanna be around you girl ooh♪ ♪ i wanna be around girl ooh whoo i wanna be around ooh♪
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♪ baby i would be grieving if you wanted to leave me all alone now by myself i don't ♪ ♪ want nobody else the world leaves a bitter taste in my mouth girl ♪ ♪ you're the only one that i want huh i wanna be around ♪ ♪ ooh i wanna be around girl ooh♪ ♪ i wanna be around girl whoo i wanna be around ooh♪ ♪ baby baby baby i'm coming home to your
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tender sweet loving you're my one and only ♪ ♪ woman the world leaves a bitter taste in my mouth girl you're the ♪ ♪ only one that i want i wanna be around ♪ ♪ ooh i wanna be around girl ooh♪ ♪ i wanna be around girl ooh whoo i wanna be around girl ooh♪ ♪ ooh i need you baby girl i ooh ♪ ♪ i need your loving darling i need the sweet loving wanna hold you close ♪
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♪ girl [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you so much. that was fantastic. leon bridges! [ cheers and applause ] "coming home." catch him on tour this summer, everybody. we'll be right back. stick around. ♪
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dear stranger, when i booked this trip, my friends said i was crazy. why would i stay in someone else's house? but this morning, a city i've never been to felt like one i already knew. i just wanted to thank you for sharing your world with me. it felt like home. airbnb. belong anywhere.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to seth macfarlane, everybody! amber heard! leon bridges once again! the roots from philadelphia, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth myers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]


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