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♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ice t -- bella thorne -- musical guest ms. lauryn hill
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 302 deleware. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, by far the hottest crowd, oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that was amazing! hot crowd! welcome everybody! welcome. welcome welcome welcome to "the tonight show." hey. looking good. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here!
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welcome everybody. here's what people are talking about. you guys, we're in the middle of a heat wave here in new york city, and temperatures are supposed to be in the 90's for the next several days. donald trump was so mad about the weather, he actually gave away al roker's personal phone number. [ applause ] good, you know. if it makes a change, i don't know man. but donald trump is all anyone is talking about right now. this week, trump said, "if his presidential campaign fails, he will 'ride into the sunset'." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and if donald trump wins the presidency, hillary says she's gonna ride off a cliff like "thelma and louise." [ laughter ] you don't have to do that. [ applause ] meanwhile the "new york times" has released testimony of court cases donald trump has been involved in. and they reveal that trump rarely sends e-mails or text messages. in fairness, it's a lot easier
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to communicate in person when you're a human emoji. [ laughter ] beautiful. [ laughter ] former virginia governor, jim gilmore, officially announced his campaign yesterday, bringing the total number of republican candidates to 17. 17. here's how i know that's too many. if i saw 17 people in line for the bathroom i'd be like, "no." [ laughter ] i'll wait. i'll wait til 2020. i don't care. i'll wait. course in the field of the republican canditates, which is already very large, but now gilmore just had to run. he had to run. remember how people just went nuts the last time gilmore announced that he was running for president? >> ladies and gentlemen, i announce to you today, that i am a candidate for the republican nomination for the presidency of the united states
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in 2008. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please hold your disinterest. guys, as hillary clinton's poll numbers continue to slide, the movement to convince joe biden to run for president has been gaining steam. which might sound like a joke but the pay-per-view on a a biden/ trump debate would solve the national debt crisis. [ laughter ] that's actually a good idea. you know you'd watch. i'd watch. [ applause ] oh, this is not good, you guys. democratic congressman, chaka fattah of pennsylvania, could face more than 100 years in jail after he was charged with several counts of corruption. which could explain chaka's new name "chaka con." [ laughter ] chaka -- chaka.
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chaka con. ♪ chaka con let me rap it let rap it chaka con ♪ ♪ let me rap it it's all i wanna do chaka con ♪ let me rap it let me rap it chaka con ♪ ♪ let me rap it let me feel for you let me take you in your arms chaka con ♪ ♪ cause you know i'm the one to keep you warm chaka i'll keep ya warm ♪ ♪ it's a physical thing new love is like a baby because it makes ya wanna sing ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how do you know that song? you know every song. >> steve: c'mon! >> jimmy: how do you know every song in the world? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: they know every single song. i love the roots. give it up for the roots. come on. [ applause ] guys, i said that d.c -- the d.c. newspaper, "the hill", published its annual list of the 50 most beautiful people in politics yesterday. and once again, it only had five people on it. [ laughter ] make the list shorter. let's make the list shorter.
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>> steve: hey, top five. >> jimmy: a crazy story out of england, a baby seal was rescued after it was found on land in the middle of a group of cows. the seal says she was standing in the middle of a bunch of cows for the same reason most people do. it looks better in her instagram photos. [ laughter ] and this week, a panda named jia jia turned 37 in hong kong. set the guiness world record for the oldest panda ever to live in captivity. yeah. she's about a hundred in human years and much older than the average panda life expectancy -- ♪ ♪ hey. hashtag! "hashtag the panda", ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you, hashtag. how you doing, hashtag? oh what's that? oh, yeah yeah, you have some jokes about the old panda? oh, sure, sure, hashtag.
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here we go. let's read a few to jia jia. here we go. jia jia, you're so old you refer to "jurassic park" as just "the park." ♪ you're so old that you saw the great wall of china when it was only the "pretty good wall of china." ♪ i'll do one more, all right? yeah, okay. you're so old, you're even older than the chicken at panda express. there you go right here. ♪ happy birthday, jia jia! get outta here, hashtag! good to see you buddy. hashtag. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] he gets so excited to leave, but then he -- no no no no.
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♪ ♪ ♪ i think that he doesn't think the camera's on him once he leaves the door. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: so he dances on out but then he's like -- >> steve: exhausted. >> jimmy: clearly exhausted when he's in the halls. and we don't have to -- ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] hey hey hey. hey no no no no no! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] what? oh, no, hey! stop stop stop! ♪ no, no, no, no! he's exhaust -- no no stop stop stop. he's fine, he's fine. >> steve: heart attack. >> jimmy: yeah, because he's doing new moves now. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: they didn't quite link together. >> steve: you got wax paper! >> jimmy: he just kinda fell and squatted.
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did this and then he -- i don't know what he was doing. he's not still out there is he? is he still out there. no. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: alright, there he is. very good no. get him out of here. get him -- [ cheers and applause ] it's big news for us here in new york, you guys. governor cuomo just announced a a massive project to renovate the crumbling laguardia airport. [ cheers and applause ] no word on when they will tear it down, but they're asking passengers not to lean too hard against the walls. governor cuomo actually touches upon some of the very specific improvements they're making at laguardia and it's pretty exciting. take a look here. first up, passengers will be able to board their plane directly instead of chasing after it on the tarmac. that's helpful. that's more fun. next, all security employees will now wear gloves and will stop asking if you're on "tinder." [ laughter ]
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next, most of the pigeons will be cleared out of the delta sky lounge. a majority of them. >> steve: you can't get all of them. >> jimmy: no, why would you? after that, "chili's too" will be replaced with much fancier. "chilis also." >> steve: aw. oo-lala. next, "the la familia pizza" in the united terminal will no longer be managed by a giant rat wearing an apron. "what are you talkin -- what's the problem over here?" >> steve: hey. forget about it. >> jimmy: "what do you want warm pizza already you over here?" >> steve: smoking rat! >> jimmy: "who eats warm pizza over here?" [ laughter ] and finally, potholes on the runway will no longer be referred to as "fun bumps." there you go, that's smart. we have a great show you guys.
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give it up for the roots! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! hello hello hello! hi, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome -- thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. guys, it's been a great week so far and there's more ahead tomorrow night, kevin bacon will be here! [ cheers and applause ] and we have something very special planned with him so be sure to tune in for that. plus mel b will be here as well. [ cheers and applause ] "america's got talent", "spice girls." i love me some mel b. and then we have comedian russell howard is amazing. [ cheers and applause ] dude is gigantic. really funny comic. and of course, "thank you notes" will be tomorrow night. so thank you so much. first, we have a fantastic show
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tonight. like an unbelievable show tonight. he has a brand new talk show premiering monday called "ice and cocoa." the one and only ice t is here. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: he's always fun. >> steve: come on, always fun! >> jimmy: he's always fun. >> steve: always entertaining. >> jimmy: i love that guy. from the mtv series, "scream" which is a good show on mtv. i love it, but she's also in the movie "the duff." have you seen it yet? >> steve: i have heard you talk about it a thousand times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because i hurt my finger and went to the icu for ten days. and i just -- you just run out of things to watch. >> steve: yeah, lotta free time. >> jimmy: well, my computer didn't work and it didn't download things. because -- they shouldn't. and so but i already downloaded "the duff" off of google play or something. not even like something normal. i just found it and i loved it and i watched it three times. and she's fantastic and anyways, bella thorne is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] it's good, it's funny, it's smart. everybody in the movie is
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great. and we have great music tonight. oh my goodness. is this the goodie, did you see the rehearsal, quest? >> questlove: yeah, i did. >> jimmy: this is good stuff. look at how excited questlove is. i mean this is -- >> steve: it's like electric. >> jimmy: music from eight time grammy award winner, ms. lauryn hill, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] she's doing a nina simone song from the soundtrack that she produced for the new nina simone documentary on netflix. ms. lauryn hill, ladies and gentlemen, will be here. [ cheers and applause ] it sounds so good. it's going to blow you away. it's just fantastic. you guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags ♪ hashtags >> jimmy: all right. here we go. you guys are on twitter right? you guys on twitter at all? you use twitter? [ cheers and applause ] its fun, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and
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you wanna play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hash tag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since it was just announced that laguardia airport here in new york is undergoing massive renovations, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "airport fail." and i asked you to tweet out any funny or weird thing that happened to you at an airport. i mean there's so many things. we got thousands of tweets, within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. [ applause ] now, i thought i would share some of my favorite airport fail tweets from you guys, here we go. this first one is from @thealphavictor. he says, "my flight was delayed so i took a nap in the terminal. woke up to find that someone had taken my sock off and laid it on my head." [ applause ] >> steve: that's like a win. >> jimmy: that's got to be on instagram somewhere, yeah yeah. they wouldn't just do that and walk away. >> steve: sock head. >> jimmy: they'd sock head and
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then they'd take a picture. this one is from @calmarada, he says, "i went to set my bag down at my gate, the zipper caught on to my shorts and pulled them down completely." it was like, you ever take your laptop out? whoops, "please put your junk away sir." take your laptop out. >> steve: no packages on the plane. >> jimmy: no suspicious packages. the fact that he had the balls to do that -- [ laughter ] >> steve: you know what i mean? he had to sit in the rear of the plane, too, so. >> jimmy: the whole situation was nuts. [ applause ] this one is from @danielhill8, he says, "heard a guy outside the airport bathroom say, 'you hold mine while i go'. 'i'll hold yours when you go.'" he was referring to suitcases. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what's going on there, yeah yeah?
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this one from @wendymonese says, "after a two hour delay, our plane had to return to the gate to get her missing passenger." everyone booed as he boarded. boo! >> steve: i would have done the same thing! >> jimmy: boo! we don't miss you. we don't need ya! >> steve: drive! >> jimmy: yeah, go, yeah -- take the next plane. this one's from @jthad, he says, "i once dropped my pen in the waiting area and when i reached in between the seats to grab it, i grabbed a barefoot man's toe." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! the agony of "da-feet." owe! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i thought it was a a warm gummy bear. [ laughter ] gotcha. how's that possible? >> steve: maybe.
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>> jimmy: the guy's sitting on his feet, maybe? like that? like where are you coming from? >> steve: no, maybe he went down to the floor to pick up the pen between the seat -- >> jimmy: the guy's legs are behind. is it like a basketball player or something? >> steve: maybe it's a guy with like giant toes. like, "giant toe johnson." >> jimmy: i don't understand how you could -- oh, maybe you're across the aisle and you put your legs up? and barefoot? >> steve: i think the dude was barefoot behind him. his feet was underneath like he was lounging out. >> jimmy: show us. tell me what's up, i don't understand this. you show me, watch. >> steve: clearly. your chair is here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: you're sitting in front of me. >> jimmy: that's right and i usually -- no, you don't in the lounge they go opposite back to back. don't they? yeah. that's what i'm saying. if they're back to back how would you touch my toe at all? >> steve: are they all? they're not all back to back are they? >> jimmy: unless i'm like this. >> steve: i'm saying there's a a guy on a chair. the only way it's possible. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, barely
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touch my --. >> steve: bouncing in the chair was in front of the dude. >> jimmy: but you wouldn't sit like that. >> steve: if my toe got in there i would. maybe i'm a weird beard. and i have to sit like this. >> jimmy: no, say you sit like that. but you're there, sit up, but i'm behind you, yeah? >> steve: okay. okay, you get behind me. oh, that's not your toe. >> jimmy: it's not my toe. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: was that a roll of dimes? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which toe did you think it was? [ laughter ] >> steve: big toe. >> jimmy: thank you, baby. yeah, you're the best man. >> steve: i got your back. [ laughter ] >> steve: tootsie roll. >> jimmy: this one's from @smtcarter1. she says, "my husband said 'you're welcome' after a a stranger said, 'thank you for all you do'." they were talking to the soldier behind him.
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[ laughter ] i do what i do and i do my best, whatever i can do. [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. >> steve: i'm just being me, man. >> jimmy: herb's gotta be herb, man. >> steve: i got this honey. >> jimmy: got this, yeah. want to drink two beers before we take off? oh, yeah, you're welcome. yeah, no problem. last one is from @drhmn and he says, "delta pilot announced he was going to get our flight in ahead of schedule because he was going to 'fly it like he stole it'." there you go. those are "tonight show" hashtags. pick up more of our favorites. go to tonight we'll be right back with ice t! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's a golden opportunity to elevate each moment.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not only is our first guest a rap legend and actor, he's also the host of the new
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daytime talk show, "ice and coco", which premieres monday on fox. set your tivos. ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for ice t! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, i know these guys. that's spartacus, right? >> that's spartacus, right there. this is king maximus. >> jimmy: that's king maximus up on top. [ light laughter ] >> that's spartacus. spartacus is the dad, this is the puppy. i call him thugnificent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at how they're just right on camera. they're camera ready. >> they're like, what's up? they looking at the roots like, "okay. black people. what's happening?" >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. that's not -- no. no, no. not true. >> that's how they're trained.
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they're trained like that. [ laughter ] keep an eye on them guys, right there. >> jimmy: no, that's not true. they're cute little dogs. they're friendly dogs. this is nice. look at how cute. do they -- do they do any tricks or anything? >> i don't know, they might do a trick. max, paw. paw. [ laughter ] paw. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] he's on alert. pops is chilling. now, his son is like, "what's happening? what's good? what's good?" >> jimmy: yeah. he's all excited and ready to play the game. [ laughter ] >> is there a problem in here? is there a problem? >> jimmy: yeah. >> is there a problem? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do they bark at all? do they bark? >> no, they really don't bark. they just give this crazy mug at you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's really cute. oh, my gosh. congrats, thank you for bringing the dogs on, because i love these guys. we talk about them a lot. but i really wanted to say congratulations to you and coco. you're expecting a baby. coco is pregnant. >> yeah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's so exciting. >> yeah. she wanted to have a baby when she turned 35.
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she's been on the pill for 17 years, and people are like "why -- she wants a baby?" i'm like "no, she knows when she wants the baby." so when she went to the doctor, the doctor said "okay, when you get off the pill, it's going to take a year to get pregnant." she's pregnant in two months. >> jimmy: is that right? >> bam! [ cheers and applause ] i told her i could make a baby through a brick wall. [ laughter ] not a problem. not a problem, baby. not a problem. >> jimmy: good for you, it's lucky -- it's good to happen on the first try. it's tough to have -- if you're out on the pill for that long and have a baby. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so it's very, very good. >> we're fortunate. we know that. >> jimmy: i saw the sonogram of the baby, and just gosh. it just -- it gets you every time. isn't that cute? [ audience aws ] it's just the cutest thing ever. and now i asked you backstage and you wouldn't let me know, but the sex of the baby? we won't -- >> we did. we announced it on the taping of our talk show. we have a talk show that is coming on -- debuting this monday on fox,
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and we gave it out that day, but we said "you know what? let's tease exit try to get people to tune in just to check it out." so what we're going to do -- hey, you know what? i'm trying to pay for the kid's education. [ laughter ] the kid got to eat. all right? >> jimmy: these dogs don't buy these collars themselves. i mean, you got to eat now. >> max. max. hey, i'm outta here. >> jimmy: i'm out of here if you're going to act like that. >> nah. >> jimmy: oh, i have toys for these guys. let me see if you wanted -- >> yeah, tune in. tune in on monday and you'll see. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey. >> give him another one. watch this. max, max. max, max. over here. okay, you started it. yeah. that's what we're going to do on the premiere show. we'll give away -- we'll tell everybody the sex and how long coco's been pregnant. >> jimmy: okay, so you're going to give away all that stuff there. and the idea of a daytime talk show. max, are you just bored? [ light laughter ]
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>> they're illmatic. they're used to being on stages. they're used to being on tour. so, if i let them go, they're not going to hurt anybody. they'll just figure it out. they might go try to play the drums, mess with quest or something. [ light laughter ] but anyway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's exciting, doing a daytime talk show. >> yup. >> jimmy: i mean, this is very cool. did you ever think you'd do a a daytime talk show? >> i never thought that i would be on jimmy fallon. you know what i'm saying, like -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i never thought i would be talking to you. honestly, man. >> i mean, i don't know. i come from a background with no opportunities, and when you get opportunities, you don't turn them down. and, i mean i never thought i would be on svu for 17 years. [ cheers and applause ] i never thought i'd be doing a a lot of things, so when the offer came, i said "you know what? we'll try it and we'll see if the people like it." it will either be an incredible -- a great thing, or we'll set a new low in talk show history. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: no. i know you guys, and just talking to you backstage, you're so interesting and fun to talk to. what is the show like? for people to get into -- >> i mean, really, i've been telling people you're one of my idols as far as being a talk show host. [ light laughter ] it's no drama. it's no -- it's no gossip. it's just, you just come on during the day and have fun with us. it's a mad house. the dogs are running around like this on the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's crazy. it's kind of like if you watched "ice loves coco," imagine now coming over to our pad, and we just sit down and we chop it up. >> jimmy: yeah. and you talk about -- because you always have great ideas and views on everything. >> everything. >> jimmy: you always do. and every time you come on here, i always grill you on something. and you go, i'll tell you -- >> i tell you the truth. that's the one thing i'm a do is tell the damn truth. i'm not going to lie -- [ cheers and applause ] -- about nothing. >> jimmy: "ice-t and coco." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's monday on fox. more with ice t when we get back, everybody. >> more. >> jimmy: you got to see that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, they're looking good right there. you guys are so good. what good dogs. oh, my gosh. what good dogs. >> stay still. >> jimmy: they're so cool. we're hanging out with ice-t, my pal. now, last time we were here, we learned something interesting about you, here. and this is that -- not only are you a rapper and an actor, but it turns out you also did a a lot of voice-overs for cartoons. >> i thought everybody knew that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i didn't know. no, i grew up watching a lot of these cartoons as a kid. to be honest, i had no idea the voice was you. >> you just didn't recognize my voice then. now you probably will. >> jimmy: when i watch them now, i think i can hear it a a little bit. i actually have a few clips. see if you can hear which one ice-t is -- the first one is from "care bears." you remember that cartoon? see if you could recognize ice-t in "care bears." ♪ >> i wonder why grumpy called us here so late at night? >> yeah. >> what's this about? >> yo yo yo. [ cheers and applause ] why don't ya'll quit your moaning and check this out. >> that's really something. >> what is it?
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>> what the hell it look like? [ laughter ] i turned this roomba into a a bong. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the blue one. the blue one. you were the blue guy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was good. >> yeah. that was based on a true story. >> jimmy: no, i -- okay. here's another one you did. this one is from the 80's cartoon, "the smurfs." i love "the smurfs." >> oh, yeah. that's one of my favorites. >> jimmy: yeah. check this out. >> papa smurf, i don't feel so good. >> i think i know what the problem is. you need to man the [ bleep ] up. i should just [ bleep ] smack your ass. [ smacking ] [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean -- you can't walk out. >> come on, baby. come on. >> jimmy: no, max. come on. >> max, over here. come on. stop playing. come on. >> jimmy: that's some of his earlier work. >> all right, let's go. they don't care. >> jimmy: i didn't know that you were papa smurf. i didn't know that. >> yes, you know. now -- now you understand. >> jimmy: we have one more clip, here. and this is actually a current
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children's cartoon. i didn't know you're still doing doing these things. >> which one? >> jimmy: "dora the explorer." [ cheers ] you did this one last week. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: watch this. that's exciting. ♪ >> here you go. ♪ >> damn, i thought jimmy fallon was the only [ bleep ] with a a broken hand. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i didn't know you were going see that one, jimmy. >> jimmy: you're a man of many talents. my thanks to ice-t. [ cheers and applause ] "ice and coco" premiers monday on "fox." we will be right back with bella thorne, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is an iphone. and it comes with something different. ♪ ninety-nine percent of people who have an iphone,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, our next guest from the disney series "shake it up" and from the movies "blended" and "the duff." now you can see her on the mtv series, "scream," which airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m.
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please welcome the lovely bella thorne, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: bella thorne! [ cheers and applause ] bella, bella, bella thorne. welcome. >> i feel so bad for your little finger over there. >> jimmy: no, my gosh, please. this is a normal sized finger. and it is -- i want to thank you for getting me through it, for the rehab. i love "the duff" so much, and you're fantastic in the movie. and so, the whole cast is great. but thank you for being there for me. >> no, no, you're welcome. that's why we made that movie. we knew that finger thing was gonna happen. >> jimmy: you made it for me. but you also sent me -- that's a nice edible arrangement you sent over here. >> yes. me, mae, and robbie. i can't take credit for it all, although i'd really liked to. what are you gonna do?
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>> jimmy: mae whitman and robbie amell? >> amell, yeah. >> jimmy: everybody's phenomenal in this movie. if you get a chance to watch "the duff," i know you're not here to promote "the duff," but it's a great movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know, but i love the way it was written. i like the way it was directed. i enjoyed the soundtrack. i watched it three times. i studied different things. you played the mean girl in it, which clearly you're not. i know. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i'm a fan of yours from "blended" as well. >> how do i look there? >> jimmy: well, you're very funny, and, yeah -- >> a boy. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a boy. i don't want to give it away. but you're great. you and sandler -- did you start in the disney show? >> no. i started in modeling when i was very, very, very young. i was about six weeks old. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> out of the womb. out of the flesh. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you for the sound effect. yeah. [ laughter ] great visual there. but you just kept modeling, too as you got older?
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i have a picture of you modeling. i think it's very, very cute, here. look at you. you get to keep all the hats, or -- this is from "multiple hats magazine." and i remember this. come on. how cute. come on. >> you know, the bucket hat looked so horrendous on me, they wanted to put four. >> jimmy: no, that's not true. >> that's how that happened. >> jimmy: so you continued modeling and you got more and more acting gigs, and now you're doing "scream" on mtv. congratulations. it's great, by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's new and great. [ applause ] they're bringing to another season coming back. do you know yet? >> i think there is a season to do, yeah. >> jimmy: it's coming back because it's a big hit. people are talking about it. i know that. you played the character, weirdly enough based on drew barrymore's character in "scream." >> who i love. >> jimmy: who we both love. >> she's amazing. >> jimmy: i know, i know. i was gonna speak out, too, but i'm trying to maintain my composure. [ laughter ] i love drew so much. you worked with her on "blended," and i already know the answer, but she was the nicest, right? >> yeah, i know. she was amazing. i literally was like, "there's no way that this woman can be so nice." and then you meet her. you're just like, "can you,
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just, like, be mean for one moment, because you're just so nice." but she's not, she's just so genuinely sweet. >> jimmy: she's bubbly and awesome and smart and creative and -- >> what was your nickname? she gives everyone nicknames. i have to know yours, because mine's -- >> jimmy: mine is "bil," but it stands for "brother-in-law." >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: because i'm married to nancy juvonen, who's her -- now nancy fallon. and that's her partner in "flower films." >> that makes sense. >> jimmy: but they're family, so i'm "bil," brother-in-law, so i call her "sil." [ laughter ] what was your nickname? >> "pickle." >> jimmy: okay. i get be called "bil" and then you're "pickle." did you eat a lot of pickles or something? >> you know, i am a big fan of the pickle. i will say. [ laughter and applause ] but i asked her, like, why did she give me that name? is my head really shaped like a a pickle? like, am i green?
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>> jimmy: what? your head's not shaped like a a pickle. >> so confused. but then, she said that i was just so cute, she wanted to eat me up. and then, i figured it had to be a compliment, because her daughter's name is "olive." so she just likes round, green things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. that's exactly what it is. that's exactly what it is. she would never call anyone a a bad nickname. no, she loves you. and she already told me she loves you off camera as well. i got to say, please give my best to everyone if you still talk to the kids on "the duff," because i love them so much. [ laughter ] and i really love them. and best of luck, and congrats on "scream." i can't wait to see you come back when the second season's on. you guys check out -- also, wait. you're also in a movie as well. >> "big sky." >> jimmy: "big sky." when is that out? that's august 14th in select cities and on demand. it's a thriller as well. so, if you like "the duff," you'll laugh at it. you want to be scared, then go check out -- >> "scream." >> jimmy: no. yeah. that's true, but -- [ laughter ] -- when you have had enough of
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"scream" and "duff," you wait until august 14th, "big sky." yeah, yeah, that was it. that's what i'm talking about. bella thorne, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "scream" airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on mtv. miss lauryn hill performs for us. stick around, everybody. it's a great one! turn up your tv! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm gonna teach you how to sing it out. ♪ ♪ come on, come on, come on, let me tell you what it's all about. ♪ ♪ a-b-c, it's easy as 1-2-3. as simple as do-re-mi, a-b-c, ♪ ♪ 1-2-3 baby you and me, girl. ♪ a-b-c, it's easy as 1-2-3, ♪ as simple... ♪ oh, 1-2-3 baby you and me, yeah. ♪ it's easy to be your favorite character with target.
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>> jimmy: our musical guest tonight is an eight-time grammy award winner who produced and performed on the tribute album for the netflix original documentary, "what happened, miss simone." performing "feeling good," off of "nina revisited." a tribute to nina simone. please welcome ms. lauryn hill! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ birds flying high you know how i feel sun in the sky you ♪ ♪ know how i feel breeze-- driftin' on by you know how i feel ♪ ♪ it's a new dawn ♪ it's a new day it's a new life for me yeah it's a new dawn it's a new day ♪ ♪ it's a new life for me whoo
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and i'm feeling good ♪ ♪ fish in the sea you know how i feel ♪ ♪ river running free you know how i feel blossom on the tree you know how i feel ♪ ♪ it's a new dawn it's a new day it's a new life ♪ ♪ for me and i'm feeling good dragonfly ♪ ♪ out in the sun you know what i mean don't you know ♪ ♪ butterflies all havin' fun you know what i mean sleep in peace when day
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is done that's what i mean ♪ ♪ and this old world is a new world and a bold world for me ♪ ♪ stars when you shine you know how i feel scent of the pine ♪ ♪ you know how i feel oh freedom is mine and i know how i feel ♪ ♪ it's a new dawn it's a new day it's a new life for me ♪ ♪ dum de dum de dum de dum de dum ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm feeling
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good ♪ ♪ i'm feeling good i'm feeling good i'm feeling good i'm feeling good ♪ ♪ i'm feeling good oh i'm feeling good hey hey feeling good ♪ ♪ i'm feeling i'm feeling i'm feeling good feeling good ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey -- miss lauryn hill. come on. come on! [ cheers and applause ] "nina revisited," a tribute for nina simone is out now. we'll be right back "nina revisited." ladies and gentlemen, miss lauryn hill. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ice t, bella thorne, miss lauryn hill. give it up for the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye bye, everyone. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- christine baranski. "snl" weekend update anchor colin jost. comedian michael kosta. featuring the 8g band with brad wilk. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ]


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