hey, 68 today. there we go, friday, with snow in the morning, high of 39. windy late in the day. then frigid over the weekend and we lose an hour's sleep. but the most significant thing is tuesday. and a potential snowstorm there. much more significant than what we're getting tomorrow morning. tomorrow morning we're saved by the warm roads for the most part. >> and tomorrow morning we're on at 4:00 a.m. for you. >> thanks for watching. >> welcome, welcome. thank me. [ cheers and applause ] thank me. thank me. and buckle up. because i'm coming in hot! [ light laughter ] this is going to be a crazy one. daddy came to play. [ light laughter ] first of all, you're all fake news. i hate you all very much, and

thank you for being here. [ light laughter ] first question. no. next? >> but, mr. president, no one has even asked a question yet. >> doesn't matter. no. next. >> mr. president, you've been in office just four weeks. >> and yet we've made so much progress. [ light laughter ] in fact, if you ask any american, they'll say that i've managed to make the last four weeks feel like four years. four more weeks! four more weeks! four more weeks! [ cheers and applause ] next. >> can you address the recent missteps in your administration? >> look, it's not my problem. we inherited a mess. it is such a mess. not even a giant roomba can clean it up, which we are working on with elon musk. it's top secret, confidential, and i'm going to leak it in about 15 minutes. [ laughter ] next. >> yep, reports say that you knew about michael flynn's correspondence with russia three weeks ago. what did you know and when did you know it? >> look, i knew that he knew that i knew, but he didn't know that i knew that he knew that i knew that he knew that i knew that he knew. so now you know. [ laughter and applause ] next. >> mr. president, cnn here. >> fake news! fake news. ooh, fake! [ light laughter ]

in fact, i'm not even calling it fake news anymore. i've thought of something new. i changed the name. i'm now calling it faux news. [ light laughter ] much classier if you think about it. very classy. [ applause ] spelled f-a-u-x. and it's not pronounced fox, even though i love fox. it's the best network. "faux and friends" is my favorite show on "faux." [ laughter ] >> so it sounds like you're happy with the way things are going in the first few weeks? >> very happy. [ laughter and applause ] in fact, we just named our new secretary of labor, beyonce. who knows more about going into labor than somebody carrying twins? next, please. >> are you or anyone on your staff currently in touch with russian intelligence officials? >> you know what, for this question, i'm gonna have to get out my magic trump 8-ball. [ laughter and applause ] fake news. fake news. [ light laughter ] bigly. big leaks. [ light laughter ] bigly big leaks. [ laughter ]

jyna. [ laughter ] all signs point to sad. [ light laughter ] one more shake and this is going to make the ratings go through the roof. faux news. cue the music. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jessica biel, ricky martin, 13-year-old animal expert robert irwin, and musical guest, rag'n'bone man. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 626, pasadena! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. what a show tonight. what a hot crowd tonight. hey, welcome. oh, i love ya! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good tonight. welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." here's what people are talking about. earlier today president trump held a press conference -- whew, wow -- [ light laughter ] where he insulted the media. he criticized hillary clinton. and he talked about a a hypothetical nuclear holocaust. even sean spicer was like, "you should not be talking to reporters. like what -- hey! [ laughter and applause ] come here for a second." president trump's press conference today lasted for an hour an 15 minutes. though an hour of that was just scanning the room for a

a reporter who wouldn't ask a a tough question. [ laughter and applause ] the gentleman from "high life" magazine. not goofus, gallant. [ light laughter ] trump also discussed the recent bombshell about his staff communicating with russia, and he said that he hasn't made a a phone call to russia in years. [ light laughter ] you could tell trump was lying because his tie grew another three inches. [ laughter and applause ] it wasn't just the scandals that came out. he was asked about foreign policy, his cabinet, a whole bunch of different topics, but it seemed like he kept wanting to always bring it back to this. >> i know how good everybody's ratings are right now. the ratings aren't at good as some of the other people. the good news is he doesn't have good ratings. i'm really not a bad person, by the way. no, but the tone is such -- i i do get good ratings. you have to admit that. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. "the bachelor" also gets great ratings, that doesn't mean nick should be president. you know what i'm saying? [ cheers and applause ]

[ mumbling ] i just want to hear about you. [ laughter ] how do you eat a lobster? [ laughter ] what? finally, i saw that this weekend, trump will be holding a big rally in orlando, florida, and trump says that if there's time, he's going to head over to epcot and get in fights with all the countries. hey, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is my man. that is my man chad smith of the red hot chili peppers! [ cheers and applause ]

sitting in with the roots tonight. where are you? there he is right there. he's a good looking dude. yeah i love you, man. the chili peppers headline is sold out, three sold out shows at madison square garden this week as part of their u.s. leg of their world tour. their new album, you got to get this. you gotta listen to this. it's called "the getaway." it is out now. it is fantastic, dude. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and thank you so much for coming back. i love you man. [ cheers and applause ] it's a great, great, great, great, great record. what was that? >> you got to come to the show. >> jimmy: i'm going to come to the show. >> come tomorrow or saturday. >> jimmy: i've been to the show and i moshed and -- [ laughter ] i'll be such an old man. i'll be such an old man there. >> and you were the one guy that moshes. >> jimmy: no one moshes anymore? no one moshes anymore? >> you do. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah. [ light laughter ] last time i moshed, it was so sad. >> what happened? >> jimmy: i got -- a boot in the head and i go, "i'm too old for this." it was like to -- i'm trying to think who i was moshing to. >> steve: two weeks ago? >> jimmy: no, it was fat boy slim. [ light laughter ] >> steve: was it really? >> jimmy: shouldn't even be moshing to fat boy slim. but he put on something.

i was like, "oh, man, i got to mosh, man." and then i hopped in and i was like, "ooh. all right i'm outta here." i will not mosh. i dance peacefully. [ light laughter ] anyway, i'll be there, man. it's been a great week so far. you guys, there's more ahead. tomorrow night, joel mchale and zoe kravitz will be here. [ cheers and applause ] plus great music from ryan adams and "thank you notes." it's going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] but first we have a fun show tonight. we're so happy she's stopping by. we just love her. here to tell us about a big new series that she's producing and starring in for usa network called "the sinner." jessica biel is on the show! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! wow! >> jimmy: plus, we're going to talk about his new las vegas residency. the incredibly talented ricky martin is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, oh! >> jimmy: also, joining us tonight is 13-year-old animal expert robert irwin. he's going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] you probably remember his dad, steve irwin. >> steve: oh, steve, yeah. >> jimmy: crocodile hunter. yeah. he's super cute and he's awesome. well, he's 13. he's a cool dude. >> steve: yeah.

he's a super cool dude. >> jimmy: i have kids now. >> steve: he's so cute. >> jimmy: he's a good dude. he's got some crazy animals and i'm afraid of animals. so it will be perfect. [ light laughter ] and we have great music. oh, my gosh. rag'n'bone man! [ cheers and applause ] this guy's unbelievable. this guy's off the chart. he's unbelievable. guys it is sometime for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, well we use twitter on our show every single week. so, if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since the big story this week is michael flynn resigning, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called #igotcaught. [ light laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny, weird or embarrassing story about a time where you or someone you know got caught. within 20 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for all of those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for playing

with us. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite #igotcaught tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @ericamarasco. she said, "my husband said his diet was going really well. he butt dialed me the next day and i could hear him ordering at the mcdonald's drive-through." [ laughter and applause ] "i was getting my salad super sized, honey." [ light laughter ] this is @lanabananatime. she says, "my dad once caught me smoking cigarettes behind our house. he confiscated them and then a a week later my mom caught him smoking them behind our house." [ laughter and applause ] "i learned it from watching you, dad!" >> steve: you ruined me. >> jimmy: this one's from @rachelwinters. she said, "a guy i had a crush on asked me out. after he asked, i forget to hang up the phone before i screamed, 'yay!'" [ laughter and applause ] cute. >> steve: that's a good caught. >> jimmy: embarrassing. it was cute. this one's from @chrispbacon. it's from @chrispbaconjr. [ laughter ] you got me on that one. >> steve: yeah, he got you. >> jimmy: chris p. bacon.

>> steve: yes. >> jimmy: fantastic. jr. >> steve: yeah, jr. >> jimmy: jr, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: like carl's jr. >> jimmy: i call him jr, that's why. >> steve: call him junes. i call him number two. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you call him number two? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: does he like that? >> steve: no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he doesn't. he says, "i was pulled over by police for a broken taillight. i told them i knew nothing about it but then my wife kindly reminded me that i'd known about it for weeks." [ laughter and applause ] "thank you. thank you so much, honey!" this one's from @bluebyme. b-l-u-e. >> steve: by me? blue by me? >> jimmy: blue by me. yeah. she says, "one time i had a bad day, but when i mom came in i was crying into the mirror to see if i looked cute when i cried or not." [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ]

put the mirror up. >> steve: mascara, yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @prissdubs. she said, "my supervisor found me online shopping during the day. i tried to change the tabs and when i switched the tab is was more online shopping." [ laughter and applause ] this last one is from @auntgirl. she said, "i was looking up a a guy's info on a college computer, heard his voice from behind me telling me how to correctly spell his last name." >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: there you have it. those are "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of my favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with 13-year-old animal expert robert irwin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ get to nissan now. and save on a lineup featuring rogue. with available intelligent safety shield technologies...

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we are joined right now by a a 13-year-old animal expert from the australia zoo. please welcome robert irwin, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, buddy. >> hey, great to see you. how are you going? >> jimmy: everything is great. how am i going? >> yeah. how are you going? >> jimmy: is that what people say in australia? >> yeah, "g'day mate. how ya going?" >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that means like, "how you doing?" right? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: oh, cool. g'day, mate. i'm feeling good. yeah, that feels great. >> yeah. you're an honorary australian. >> jimmy: thank you. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: that's it. that's all it took. i'm so happy. >> well done. >> jimmy: thanks for being on and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just -- i love your stuff. i see your shows, and stuff like that, and i loved your dad so much. >> awe, thank you so much. >> jimmy: steve irwin was a -- [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is the cutest -- just you and your dad. >> it is. yes. [ audience aws ] awe. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> so that's actually a little green iguana and they love flowers. they love the hibiscus flowers. it's like catnip for them. >> jimmy: really? >> they just love it. >> jimmy: i love it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but this is -- this is -- this is so cool to see you like this. >> yeah, i do it -- >> jimmy: you're actually your dad! >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, this is like you're so excited. >> well, my dad was actually on "the tonight show" quite a

a while ago. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> so it's really nice to be able to follow in his footsteps. it's really great. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy you're here. >> no, thank you. >> jimmy: i love your enthusiasm. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you love animals. you love the wildlife. >> oh, absolutely. you know that -- it's just in my blood. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my family and i, i've actually grow up at australia zoos. so i think i'm the luckiest kid on planet earth. >> jimmy: and you look at this -- >> yes. >> jimmy: growing up with this as your buddy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ audience aws ] >> that's beautiful siam, the elephant. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's very cute. >> jimmy: you guys host a a fundraiser every year. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in your dad's honor. >> we do. yes. so it's called, "the steve irwin gala dinner." and this year it's in hawaii on may 13th and it's all about celebrating everything that dad loved, and it's a really big fund-raiser to raise money for wildlife warriors. >> jimmy: yes. >> so we're encouraging everyone to come and join us. >> jimmy: awe, he did so much. [ cheers and applause ] and you do so much. and your family. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: wildlifewarriors.org. >> exactly. >> jimmy: now you've brought some animals with you, tonight. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: i'd love to -- i'm a a little -- i got to be honest, i'm a little afraid of animals. so -- >> that's all right. we'll help you overcome your fear.

>> jimmy: okay. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that looks -- that looks dangerous. >> all right, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are we having -- is it a picnic? >> no, not quite. >> jimmy: we're just going to eat together. >> so this one. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> this is beetle juice, the african dwarf crocodile. >> jimmy: okay. >> isn't he just amazing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's gorgeous. >> jimmy: okay. >> now, would you like to pet him? would you like to give him a a little pet? >> jimmy: yeah. does he have teeth and stuff? >> there you go. yeah, he does. [ laughter ] he does. >> jimmy: he does have teeth? he does. >> but, my dad called them, "frogs with sharp teeth." you've got nothing to worry about. >> jimmy: okay. >> there you go. you just pat him on the tail. >> jimmy: yep. don't -- you're not going to move or anything, right? >> no, no. it'll be all good. it'll be all good. >> jimmy: okay. >> there you go. well done. [ laughter and applause ] that's amazing! good job! [ cheers and applause ] so -- >> jimmy: come on, really? come on. >> these crocodiles are amazing. because they're just like modern day dinosaurs. they're so special. >> jimmy: they're so cool. i love them. >> yeah, aren't they amazing? don't you love his little eyes? >> jimmy: yeah. i like the dots under -- around his mouth. >> yeah, it's like a little leopard. it's amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. oh, it's beautiful. >> yeah, all right, so -- >> jimmy: will he end up -- is he going to grow up and become like a giant? >> well he'll only be about 5 feet. so no too massive, but -- [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: okay. >> back in australia we've got the saltwater crocodile and they grow to about 16 feet in length. >> jimmy: that's ridiculous. >> they're massive. they are huge. >> jimmy: no, yeah, yeah. well, nice meeting you. >> yeah. bye-bye. >> jimmy: bye, buddy. bye! he waved at me. >> there we go. thank you, beetle juice. >> jimmy: i love that he waved. >> alrighty. >> jimmy: hey buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right, what else we got? >> okay. so next up we've got another really fun animal. >> jimmy: okay. >> hey! this is mickey. [ audience aws ] this is mickey. >> jimmy: he's really cute. >> he's a screaming armadillo. how cute is he? >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> oh, it's okay. >> jimmy: he looks like donald trump's toupee! i -- [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, it's true. it's true. >> jimmy: i've never seen the other side of it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, but that's it. >> but he's amazing. so he's an armadillo. and you can see that armor plating that he has. and his defense mechanism is to make this wild screaming noise. so i'm going to give him a a little tickle, because when he tickles sometimes he has a a little -- a little talk. what do you think? let's see. do want to give him a little tickle? >> jimmy: sure. >> on his little belly? [ laughter ] no, he loves it. it's okay. there you go. [ laughter ]

oh, good job. >> jimmy: he's pulling away i think. >> i think he is. >> jimmy: i don't what he's doing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that what he does? >> well -- yeah -- oh, you're going to make the little noise? >> jimmy: he's very cute. >> what do you think? what do you think? no? >> jimmy: yeah. he made it. >> you know, his mother is very good at making him talk. so what do you think? jamie, do you want to come on up? >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're his mother? >> yes. >> apparently. >> yes. there you go. [ laughter ] all right, so just be warned. it's very loud and it doesn't stop. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right, ready? [ armadillo scream ] [ light laughter ] it's like a car alarm. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. oh, he's really cute. >> isn't that amazing? >> jimmy: oh, i'm sorry buddy. >> he's like a little baby. >> jimmy: he really is cute. i want one. [ armadillo scream ] i know, i know! all right -- >> he's got a lot to say. >> jimmy: he's got a lot to say. i do love him. okay, all right. [ armadillo scream ] >> well done. >> jimmy: we'll get him -- >> it's okay. >> jimmy: get him some food. yeah. oh, i love it. thank you for letting me do that. [ cheers and applause ] that's great. >> oh, that's awesome. >> jimmy: i love him. >> so the next animal, i want you to come around for this one. is that okay? >> jimmy: i can't. i don't know.

>> all right, come on up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is where i get nervous. [ cheers and applause ] >> so this next one is, a lot of fun. >> jimmy: uh huh. >> he's one of my favorite animals. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and her name is lady. >> jimmy: of course it's lady. >> she is so cute. >> jimmy: they don't -- they trick you with the names and it's like an evil thing. >> oh, you'll love her. she's beautiful. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: it's kind of like a a giant -- what is it, what is it, what is it? >> hi, lady! >> jimmy: ah -- >> do you want to hold her? >> jimmy: no. ah -- ah! >> oh good job. >> jimmy: oh, no. ooh -- gosh. >> well she's actually -- i think she's maybe constricting you a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah, she is. >> so that's good. >> jimmy: this is like -- all i can feel is squeezing. >> yeah, this is -- this is the red tail boa. >> jimmy: she's trying to kill me. >> they're amazing. no, you'll be fine. >> jimmy: okay. >> but they do have an interesting way of catching their prey. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they go on this s-position and then all of a sudden they strike. and grab their prey. >> jimmy: all right, okay. >> coil around it, and that's how they kill them. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> isn't that just fascinating? [ laughter ] oh, look i think -- >> jimmy: i feel like it's in the s-position right now. >> it wants to say hello. >> jimmy: yeah, i feel like -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like that's the letter s, if i know my alphabet well. [ laughter ] >> oops, sorry about that. there you go. >> jimmy: what are -- are you -- no he's squeezing my -- he's squeezing my hand.

>> yeah, all right, all right. how about this? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oop. okay. now he's squeezing me. all right, you got it? >> jimmy: okay, good. no i don't want you or me getting squeezed. >> okay, there we go. oh, look at that tail. >> jimmy: oh, no! get away from me! [ laughter ] absolutely not. >> that's all good. >> jimmy: absolutely not. thank you very much. >> good job. ready? i'll just -- >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. yep. >> there you go. >> jimmy: all right, buddy. there you go. >> there we go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i'm squeezing him. now i'm squeezing him. >> that was no easy feat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i didn't know what to do. it was my defense mechanism. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: when he comes on the show, i immediately -- i immediately try to squeeze him. ugh. >> oh, all right. so next i think i'm going to do something a bit more cute and fluffy for you. >> jimmy: that's my speed. let's do it. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so let's come on down here. >> jimmy: yeah, let's go. >> and this is -- a beautiful animal. >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, yes! >> and from the national aviary. >> jimmy: i love sloths. >> this is valentino. >> jimmy: valentino, yes. >> and he is a little 8-pound baby sloth. [ audience aws ] and, ah, he's just beautiful. so i'm going to grab some vegetables. he loves his veggies. >> jimmy: and where do you find this type of animal? >> so these ones actually occur in south america. and he's got really soft fur and he loves his veggies. >> jimmy: he does? >> but the interesting thing

with these guys, as you can see he's hanging upside-down. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they're very good at climbing. in fact they spend pretty much all of their life in a tree and they're the slowest moving mammals on the planet. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've got to see me at the gym. [ laughter ] >> it's just wild. >> jimmy: he's walking up. >> here you go. you want a carrot? >> jimmy: there's an incline for calories. >> and you're welcome to pet him. there you go. he's so soft. isn't he? >> jimmy: he really is. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. hi, buddy. >> there you go. >> jimmy: oh, i love him. yeah. >> so, this is an 8-pound sloth. >> jimmy: uh huh. >> and he doesn't like to be held, but i've got a 25-pound sloth who loves cuddles. >> woo! >> so this is serenity. [ cheers ] yes! so you can just -- [ laughter ] so, she'll just wrap around you. >> jimmy: what do i do, what do i do? >> there you go. >> jimmy: i don't know. am i good? >> want to feed her a little grape? >> jimmy: okay. all right. here we go. >> well done! she loves grapes. [ cheers and applause ] you know what? i think -- i think it's official.

you are the sloth whisperer. you're amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you were going to tell me that you were leaving. i was like, "wait don't." oops. she's starting to eat me. >> there you go. >> jimmy: that's not good. now, what does she think? >> there goes the grape. >> jimmy: does she think i'm a a tree, right now? a talking tree? >> yeah, i think so. she -- i think she really likes you. she really does. and it's amazing -- >> jimmy: she likes grapes? >> yeah she does. that's actually her favorite food. >> jimmy: the other one likes veggies. but she likes grapes. >> yeah, loves grapes. and she'll actually occasionally eat a little egg as well. >> jimmy: can you see her eat? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well i don't want to stand that way. >> here you go. do you want a little egg? or a little grape? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, there you go. >> jimmy: when you see her eating, it's really cute. >> now, these ones are so funny, because they're actually so slow moving that moss and algae can actually grow on their fur. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. it's pretty crazy, isn't it? >> jimmy: get it together. [ laughter ] >> it's just wild. >> jimmy: i love this. i love you. thank you for bringing all these fun animals. >> oh thank you. >> jimmy: and gosh, this is -- what a treat, man. robert irwin, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with jessica biel, everybody. stick around! bye, buddy. bye. [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by a very talented actress and producer who stars in a a big, new series debuting this summer on usa network. it's called "the sinner." please welcome a good friend of the show, jessica biel!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they love you. i love you! come on. thank you for coming on. i, i have so much to talk to you about, but one thing, i know you pretty well. i think. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but then i saw this thing on instagram. i did not know this. you're a very busy person, but you eat in the shower? >> oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: now, that's, your plate and -- >> yeah. this is just mom life. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i don't know if anybody else does this. i do not have time. i don't have time. >> jimmy: for anything? >> for anything. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. barely. >> so i'm feeding him in the morning. trying to get ready, and i realize i haven't eaten. i just take it into the shower. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i've never heard of that, but how -- what?

>> you should try. sometimes it's a huge success. sometimes it's a huge failure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. yeah, but when -- you have to aim it outside of the -- or just take bites and get back to the shower? >> yeah, i put it up on my little shelf thing. you know? and i go over and i get a bite. and i come back and i do the thing and -- >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, i could see a bath, maybe. a bath, but -- >> and i go back, do the thing, i go back over. >> jimmy: i didn't know you did that, really. >> it's great. honestly you should try it. >> jimmy: but it doesn't work with, like cereal. >> no. it does. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess so. >> because if you get a little water in the milk, it's not a a big deal. >> jimmy: and you did? >> you know what's a little tough? it's like a sandwich. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's hard. >> bread can be somewhat -- >> jimmy: how many foods have you tried in the shower? >> hun, sausage works great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, good advice. we had your pal jason sudeikis, who co-starred in the movie "the book of love." you produced this and starred in it, and debuted at number one on itunes, congrats on that. >> i know. it was so amazing. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. that's awesome. >> it was a huge deal. >> jimmy: it was a great movie and -- >> thank you.

thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was so happy. who's the composer of the soundtrack? >> some up and coming, newcomer. >> jimmy: i remember. >> oh! justin. >> jimmy: justin timberlake. >> yeah, justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i've never heard of him. [ laughter ] how is he? is he doing great? >> he's doing great. >> jimmy: yeah, he must be. and he's nominated for an oscar. >> can you believe it? >> jimmy: he's probably gonna win an oscar. i guess i can believe it. >> it's so amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he does that. >> i know. >> jimmy: who does that? number one, movie came out, and he's the voice of the character in the movie, then he creates a a song for the movie, then the song becomes the song of the summer. >> i know. >> jimmy: i'm like, gosh, i hate being friends with him. [ laughter ] but i just really -- i go, that's enough is enough, man, but what a great song. >> seriously. >> jimmy: he's got to be excited. >> honestly, i really just think he deserves it. it's such a good song. it's a song that obviously makes everyone so happy. >> jimmy: my kids love it. they go branch, branch. >> and it's sold worldwide. it's just -- he deserves it. i really -- >> jimmy: yeah, i love that guy. >> i hope he wins. >> jimmy: obviously, my kids love you, because you came to franny's 2-year-old birthday party. do you remember that?

>> the greatest party with the greatest balloon animal man. >> jimmy: that guy was insane, right? >> what was that? he was making ghostbuster packs -- >> jimmy: packs, for -- yeah. >> for getting ghosts! >> jimmy: but then he also got -- he made a car for one kid. >> he made a car. he made a minnie, a minnie mouse. >> jimmy: yes, i didn't want him to leave. >> the giant minnie mouse, it was amazing. >> jimmy: he's my roommate now. he's never left! [ light laughter ] >> oh, great. >> jimmy: he moved in with us. no, but the story i was going to bring up is we had this awesome band that plays songs for the kids, and they're called the plause, and they're great. and so they're playing the jam and they play "can't stop the feeling" right as you guys walked in to the party! >> right, i remember. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and the lead singer is so cute. she's like -- ♪ in my pocket got the ♪ oh, my gosh, he's here. [ laughter ] he just walked in. and the band's like, come on. go back to the -- be cool, man. it was great. i was like, how long were you waiting outside? >> about 45 minutes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he was just

waiting for his song. >> just waiting, he likes a big entrance, that's all. just one big family entrance. >> jimmy: do you guys have to do that all the time now, wherever you go? >> yeah, we do. it's unfortunate. >> jimmy: last time we talked, i wanted to say like we had a a fun dinner and we were talking. you had this project, like, dude, i have this project. i want to pitch with my producing partner, who has the coolest name ever. >> it's the coolest. >> jimmy: michelle purple. >> michelle purple. [ light laughter ] real name. >> jimmy: that's the coolest name. >> real name. >> jimmy: and that's your producing partner. and you guys are pals, and she's awesome, and she's smart. michelle purple. >> i know. >> jimmy: what a great name, i know. in your pitch, you go, i think we're going to pitch it to usa. and i was like, dude bonnie hammer, you have to talk to her. she's the best at usa. >> yes. >> jimmy: so then you guys -- and never followed up, but obviously you hit it off. >> yeah, she loved it! >> jimmy: yeah, i know, it was great. yeah. so you're doing the series, it's coming out this summer. >> it is. >> jimmy: and it's a -- totally different role for you, which i love. >> totally. very unexpected kind of role. because i mean, it's really just about this -- this very normal woman who has a family, a young son. has a husband.

just going about her normal life and commits a very public act of violence, which -- is shocking. and she doesn't know why. so it's a really -- it's a a question of, well, why did she do that? not who do it. everybody knows who did it. >> jimmy: because it's -- well, i don't want to spoil anything, maybe i will. because we're going to show it. >> yeah, spoil it. it's okay. >> jimmy: it's on a beach in front of -- >> it's in front of a lot of people. >> jimmy: everyone sees what you do. >> like families and incredibly shocking thing. >> jimmy: shocker, man, yeah. maybe we'll show it in this -- i have a teaser. >> yes. >> jimmy: it might be in this. >> yes. it is. >> jimmy: it definitely is. [ light laughter ] guys, we have an exclusive look at the trailer for jessica biel's new series "the sinner." and michelle purple. [ light laughter ] it debuts this summer on usa network. check this out. >> i'm guessing that this isn't where you thought you'd be when you woke up this morning? is it? >> i'm sorry. ♪

>> where did you stab him? >> i stabbed him in his neck. >> you had no interaction with him before today? >> i never met him before in my life. >> then why kill him? >> that's just impulse killing. it's emotional. >> whatever you have to do now, i won't believe you. >> the mind plays tricks. you see things that aren't there. what are you remembering? does it look like you recognize her? >> she attacks him in public. >> so you think she's lying? >> this doesn't make any sense. >> i think there's something wrong with me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: scary. >> stay away from me. >> jimmy: our thanks to jessica biel! [ cheers and applause ] you're the best. ricky martin joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a multiple grammy award-winning performer. who has sold more than 85 million albums worldwide. [ cheers and applause ] starting april 5th he begins his residency at the new park theater at the monte carlo in las vegas. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for ricky martin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, ricky martin! >> what is going on? >> jimmy: ricky martin. >> hello, everyone. >> jimmy: it's good to see you, buddy. >> i love you ricky! >> happy to be here, man.

>> jimmy: they love you. i love you. yeah, we all love you. yeah. >> thank you, man. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, too, man. >> jimmy: i love you right back. >> thank you. thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i've got great news for you. you got engaged recently, and yeah -- [ cheers and applause ] >> and i'm really happy. >> jimmy: how did you meet your fiance? >> we met -- he's a conceptual artist and i'm a collector. >> jimmy: yes. >> yes, and i saw his art on the internet, and i -- and i contacted him. >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> and then i -- >> jimmy: you just hit it off. >> and then we -- yeah, and then we met and everything's been perfect. >> jimmy: i want to -- [ audience aws ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to learn about art. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm reading a book called "how to see." have you ever heard of this book? it's about learning how to see art. >> no, no. >> jimmy: and how to -- yeah. because i think it's not for like "art for dummies" or something, but something -- >> no, this is serious. yeah, this is serious stuff -- >> jimmy: i really have no -- i don't know much about it. >> conceptual art. >> jimmy: but i want to know. i love art. i think -- >> it is beautiful. i started with latin-american

artists. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in my collection. and now obviously since i'm dating jwan my work has expanded to another level. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's been amazing. it's been very beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, jwan. and your two -- your two twins. how old are they now? [ cheers and applause ] how cute. come on. these guys are studs, man. >> that's a beautiful family. isn't it? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a a beautiful family. it's perfect. >> it's -- they're 8-years-old now. matteo and valentino. >> jimmy: they are? >> they're watching. i love you. >> jimmy: oh, hi, guys. all right, i love you, too. what are they like? they're totally different, right? i mean they're the same age. >> they're completely different. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the first day i held them, i was like, "whoa, whoa." >> jimmy: right? >> yes. yeah. >> jimmy: they're totally different. >> and matteo loves drums. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, he loves drums. he might come one day and -- >> jimmy: i mean, chad and quest -- >> and maybe take your job. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i was going to say. >> i'm already, a really bad manager, right? if i start like that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. and what's the -- >> and valentino, he's so sweet. valentino, he's into -- he loves mud. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he loves -- >> and i love he loves mud. he jumps in the puddle, and he gets all dirty. he goes, "look at that. look at me. look at me." i'll send you pictures.

>> jimmy: yeah, no. i love it. >> that's what kids are here for. >> jimmy: oh, kids all love mud. yeah. "peppa pig" is giant and odd. >> oh he loves "peppa pig." >> jimmy: he does "peppa pig?" oh really? >> he calls me, daddy. >> jimmy: george. daddy. >> hello daddy. >> jimmy: he has a british accent. that's great. i love that. >> right. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this residency. because this is a big deal. >> so cool, man. so cool. >> jimmy: how cool is this? [ cheers and applause ] >> i have my theater in vegas. >> jimmy: you have your theater, yeah. i mean come on. how awesome is this? >> april 5th. i start on april 5th. and -- >> jimmy: are you nervous? are you excited? >> i'm really excited. i cannot wait. i'm going to be there until september. and i'm working with amazing musicians, obviously. and i have 18 dancers onstage. we've invested a lot of money -- [ laughter ] in the show is going to be an amazing show. really. >> jimmy: well, so many people just blow it out when you go there. you can't -- >> well, you have to. >> jimmy: you can't just do a a performance. come out to a microphone. you gotta have dancers and -- >> well, the crowd in vegas is used to, you know, a high quality. >> jimmy: the monte carlo! >> and -- >> jimmy: i mean, come on! >> the monte carlo is really cool. >> jimmy: did you ever think when in menudo -- i mean, i know even before that but -- [ cheers and applause ] that you were gonna be like a -- you're like a name.

you're ricky martin. >> i had no idea. >> jimmy: you're going to have your own theater now! >> i have my theater -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like elvis. >> you know -- >> jimmy: i guess what i would say, giving residency. >> oh i went there for a a minute, of course. >> jimmy: right? >> and i'm really honored to be part of this, you know, roster of artists that have had -- and we're talking about celine dion, what is it? >> jimmy: of course, yeah. >> barbra streisand, obviously elvis. >> jimmy: yeah. >> to britney, jennifer. >> jimmy: jennifer lopez is -- >> jennifer lopez, it's crazy. and you'll have to come. >> jimmy: yeah. we'll do it with booking our flight. we're booking our flight. >> please do. >> jimmy: have you talked to anybody to get advice or anything to -- >> i haven't, i haven't. now i live los angeles, so i'll be commuting. so the kids will be pretty stable. which is a good thing. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> but -- no i have to call jennifer. i'm really, you know, closer to jennifer than the rest. so i will call her. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, jennifer lopez. >> i'll be calling. i'll be calling. >> jimmy: call ricky martin, yeah. and -- >> how do you do it? >> jimmy: how do you do it? please. >> how does it work? >> jimmy: i mean he's -- >> love jennifer. >> jimmy: anyone. i mean i've seen you, i don't know how many times. i've known you a while. but i mean, back in "snl" days but you crush in concert. it's fantastic. >> oh man. i love performing man. >> jimmy: no, you really are.

>> i love performing i really do. i started when i was 12-years-old and it's a vice. i'm addicted to this. i mean, i love the audience. i love feeling that vulnerability. you know, when onstage, and it's my addiction. >> jimmy: and do the kids love it? do they love seeing dad performing or? >> let's talk about critics for a moment. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you know? they travel with me everywhere and they sit backstage and they look at my show every night. and it's, you know, one day one of them went like, "daddy, what happened tonight? [ laughter ] i didn't like this part." >> jimmy: what happened tonight? >> i didn't like -- you did it -- yesterday was better. >> jimmy: yeah. >> last night was -- >> jimmy: and then the other kid was like -- [ british accent ] "i quite liked it. i thought it was fantastic." >> i liked it, daddy. >> jimmy: hey, daddy, you were just fine. >> you missed the break. when you twist -- >> jimmy: was it "livin la vida loca?" that was unbelievable! >> you shake your bonbon! >> jimmy: shake your bonbon. ricky martin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] catch him at the monte carlo in las vegas starting april 5th! >> yeah. >> jimmy: tickets are on sale now at ticketmaster.com. we'll be right back with a a performance from rag'n'bone man. check it out! [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: check us out tomorrow night, he stars in the tv show "the great indoors," joel mchale will be here, plus zoe kravitz, and music from ryan adams. it's a good show tomorrow. you do not want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] guys, get ready for this, man. our next guest is a british singer who topped the charts in 33 countries with his new hit single. making his u.s. television debut, performing the title track to his album "human," please welcome rag'n'bone man! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm only human i'm only i'm only i'm only human human ♪ ♪ maybe i'm foolish maybe i'm blind thinking i can see through this ♪ ♪ and see what's behind got no way to prove it so maybe i'm blind but i'm only human ♪

♪ after all i'm only human after all don't put your blame on me don't put your blame on me ♪ ♪ take a look in the mirror and what do you see do you see it clearer or are you deceived ♪ ♪ in what you believe cause i'm only human after all you're only human ♪ ♪ after all don't put the blame on me don't put your blame on me some people got the ♪ ♪ real problems some people out of luck some people think i can solve them ♪ ♪ lord heavens above i'm only human after all i'm only human after all don't put the blame on me ♪ ♪ don't put the blame on me

don't ask my opinion don't ask me to lie then beg for forgiveness ♪ ♪ for making you cry for making you cry cause i'm only human after all ♪ ♪ i'm only human after all don't put your blame on me don't put the blame on me some people got ♪ ♪ the real problems some people out of luck some people think i can solve them ♪ ♪ lord heavens above i'm only human after all i'm only human after all don't put the blame on me ♪ ♪ don't put the blame on me i'm only human i make mistakes i'm only human that's ♪ ♪ all it takes

to put the blame on me don't put the blame on me cause i'm no ♪ ♪ prophet or messiah should go looking somewhere higher i'm only human after all ♪ ♪ i'm only human after all don't put the blame on me don't put your blame on me i'm only human ♪ ♪ i do what i can i'm just a man i do what i can don't put your blame on me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rag'n'bone man! [ cheers and applause ] "human" is available now.

we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jessica biel, ricky martin, robert irwin. rag'n'bone man! [ cheers and applause ] chad smith, my man! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> fred: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night," with seth meyers. tonight, allison williams. comedians, paul scheer and rob huebel. author, paul beatty. featuring the 8g band with andres forero. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ]