got to get ready for some dangerous heat coming. >> tomorrow we'll be hot again, but it's thursday we're mostly concerned aboutme. we'll have a temperature between 95 1kand 99 and we'll have a feels-like around 105. we have excessive heat watches for thursday and we have issued a first alert here just to get you ready the next couple of days. the weekend looks pretty nice. let's get over the hump and be prepared for thursday. >> a warm stretch coming for several days. >> yeah. >> have a great night. >> see you tomorrow. : from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guest -- miley cyrus, miley cyrus,

musical guest miley cyrus! and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: miley cyrus! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. hi! what a show we have tonight. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. miley cyrus is here, ladies and

gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtag. hashtag, wait, hashtag, first -- first of all, i didn't say your name, i said that miley is here. hashtag the panda, everybody. ♪ all right. all right stop -- please -- hashtag, thank you very much, but please leave, tonight is all about miley. it's a big show tonight. she's doing two songs. we have special performances. [ cheers and applause ] we even taped something last night outside on the streets of new york. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i was there! >> jimmy: miley cyrus! wait a second. >> it's all me. [ cheers and applause ]

it is all me. >> jimmy: miley cyrus! >> it is all me, all night, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. i love you. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i knew that. i should have come to rehearsal. miley cyrus, everybody. i'll see you in a few minutes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ light laughter ] all right, there you go, fantastic, all right, very good. let's -- let's start the show. that was -- no, no. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it would be -- it would be rude to make our guest do the dance one more time. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] let's get to some news here. we love you. i saw that today is president trump's 71st birthday. that's right. when his staff saw him coming,

they turned out the lights and hid until he went away. and they go, "whew, so close. [ laughter and applause ] we almost had to -- we almost had to say "happy birthday." that's right. trump turned 71 today. he got a lot of birthday cards from different people. and we actually got our hands on a few of them. let's take a look at these. for example, here's one from vladimir putin. [ light laughter ] his card says, "it sounds like you had a great party." inside it says, "based on our recordings from the oval office." [ laughter and applause ] you were listening? >> steve: they have listening device apparently. >> jimmy: next one is from sean spicer. it says, "today i'm toasting to you." and inside it says, "because you're the reason i drink every day." [ laughter and applause ] and he goes -- that's nice. here's one from al gore. it says, "warmest wishes." [ light laughter ] open it up, it says, "due to climate change." and you got to look at the levels of the water -- this next one is from jeff sessions. it says, "today i have only one thing to say to you." open up, it says, "i can't

recall." i just -- i just can't recall. >> steve: jeff sessions. >> jimmy: and finally here's one from george w. bush. it says, "here's to you." and inside it says, "for making me look like president of the century." [ cheers and applause ] there you go. not bad, it's a good card. and during his testimony yesterday, attorney general jeff sessions said that he hasn't been asked to do anything illegal by trump since taking office. then he said, "and frankly, i'm starting to feel a little left out." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, listen, what did i do wrong? hey, some news for parents, sesame workshop is teaming up with ibm to create a vocabulary learning app. yeah, it says it's for kids ages 5 to president. >> steve: oh, wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and this is interesting here, researchers now believe that jupiter is the oldest planet in the solar system. yeah. they learned that when jupiter e-mailed them from an aol account. [ laughter and applause ] and that's a dead giveaway. that's a dead giveaway, if you have an aol account. >> steve: the mail's online,

period. >> jimmy: yeah, you got -- [ laughter ] well, get this, i read that defibrillators might soon be delivered by drones so that you can get help fast if you're having a heart attack. [ light laughter ] so if you're having chest pains, i'm sure you'll feel way calmer when you see a giant drone driving towards you. [ laughter and applause ] that should -- that should just totally relax you. this clip right here, i don't know if you saw this, higgins, it's going viral where an older gentleman was spotted driving around with the windows down. he's got pretty surprising taste in music. take a listen to this. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that guy's uber passenger was like, "oh, i'll just get out here." [ laughter and applause ] "i'll just pay for it, no, i'm good, i'm good. you can charge it to my phone? i'm good, okay, okay, cool." i saw that firefighters in connecticut gave a bride and groom a ride to their wedding reception after their bus' engine caught on fire. the groom said he hasn't felt

that scared since he had to tell his fiance they were taking a bus to their wedding. and he goes -- what? [ laughter and applause ] got a better and better deal if the limousine -- we got the bus for the whole month. [ light laughter ] now listen to this, a new study finds that people who play video games last longer in the bedroom. of course they do because all they're thinking about the entire time is video games. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: does it say, gamers are better in the bedroom, which sounds good until you get busted reading some cheat codes, up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right -- [ laughter ] >> steve: grab my wii! joystick. >> jimmy: and finally -- thanks. [ laughter ] and finally, this really made me laugh, a guy in kansas who robbed a bank so that he can go to jail and can get away from his wife was just sentenced to six months of house arrest.

[ laughter and applause ] marking the first guy under house arrest who is about to be someone's bitch. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, everybody, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have got a giant show tonight. the one and only miley cyrus is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] she's doing "malibu." ♪ [ cheers ] she's doing "inspire." ♪ [ cheers ] i'm talking, we're playing games. ♪ [ cheers ] i'm talking, talk -- we're going to talk. ♪ [ cheers ] talking -- we're going to talk -- >> steve: we're going to talk the talk! >> jimmy: you know me, i never talk talk. >> steve: no, you walk the walk. >> jimmy: this is talk show. i walk the walk, man. >> steve: and then talk walks. >> jimmy: exactly. we'll talk about walks. and then we're about to show a special video that we made together. once again, miley cyrus is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ it's pretty cool having her here. she's one of the biggest musicians in the world. and usually she's -- she's used to playing packed stadiums and stuff like that, but we thought it would be fun to try something a little different and go straight to the people. so last night, she and i went downstairs, we put on disguises and pretended to be buskers in the 50th street subway station. [ light laughter ] it was so fun. it was the first time miley had ever been in the subway in new york city. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: here's what happened. >> jimmy: hey, guys, i'm here at the 50th street subway center right below rockefeller center. and miley cyrus and i are about to go onto the subway platform and start busking in disguise. no one knows that this is going to happen. no one knows that, it's miley cyrus. let's do this. >> all right, bart, let's party. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ yee-haw yeah jolene jolene jolene jolene i'm begging of you please don't take my man ♪ ♪ jolene jolene jolene jolene please don't take him just because you can you sound good there bart ♪ ♪ your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair ♪ ♪ with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green ♪ ♪ yee-haw jolene jolene jolene jolene please don't take him just because you can ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my happiness it depends on you and whatever you

decide to do jolene ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ jolene jolene jolene jolene please don't take him just because you can ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much, everybody. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] this is miley cyrus! ♪ >> my first time at the subway station. this is exciting [ bleep ] for me. ♪ hop on a plane at l.a.x. with a dream in my cardigan welcome to the land of fame excess am i gonna fit in ♪ ♪ i jumped in the cab here i am for the first time look to my right and i see the hollywood sign ♪ ♪ this is all so crazy everybody seems so famous my tummy's turning and i'm feeling kinda homesick ♪ ♪ too much pressure and i'm nervous that's when the taxi

man turns on the radio and the jay-z song was on ♪ ♪ and the jay-z song was on and the jay-z song was on ♪ ♪ so i put my hands up they're playing my song the butterflies fly away ♪ ♪ i'm nodding my head like nod your head yeah moving my hips like yeah ♪ ♪ got my hands up they're playing my song they know i'm gonna be okay ♪ ♪ yeah it's a party in the subway hands up they're playing my song the butterflies fly away ♪ ♪ nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah my hands up they're playing my song ♪ ♪ you know i'm gonna be okay ♪ >> oh, yeah. ♪ yeah it's a party in the usa yeah it's a party in the usa ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miley cyrus, ladies and gentlemen. new york city. that's how we do it.

[ cheers and applause ] >> they love you, bart. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how great is that? how great was that? we were down there -- we were in the subway for like -- seriously, that's like a whole -- that was what, seven minutes? that's all it was. and it was a thousand people. it was like amazing -- i love -- i took my wig off, no real reaction. [ laughter and applause ] no, they were like, "yeah, that's fine." >> steve: i thought that was blake shelton. >> jimmy: stick around. we'll be right back with tonight's star of the show, miley cyrus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ find out who did this. and trust no-one. [ suspenseful music playing ] onset me up. someone from the inside.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the biggest pop stars in the world and a good friend of our show. this fall she will be back on "the voice," along with blake shelton, adam levine and new judge jennifer hudson. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] she's also performing both of her new singles to close this show tonight. please welcome the one and only miley cyrus, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: they love you. we love you. thank you so much for being here. thank you for taking over. >> feels weird being out here and not being a panda. i'm always a panda in here, though. >> jimmy: in here you're a panda. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it tiring when you do the thing whenever we make you -- >> quest was really loving it. >> jimmy: yeah, he really -- he milked it tonight, yeah. >> but you know -- you know i love it, too. i don't get to be hashtag every day. >> jimmy: no. >> even though i think that i should. i think should be here every single day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would love it. >> on "jimmy fallon" as hashtag. >> jimmy: i would love it. i got to say, i mean, because, you know, we do the bits and all this stuff, but honestly behind the scenes and backstage, you are so great to every single person here. and we all love you. we really -- everybody. >> i love being here! >> jimmy: top to bottom, we love hanging out with you. [ cheers and applause ] that subway bit. so last night, i mean, you've

never been in the subway in new york city. >> that was my first subway experience. and i will always remember it. i don't think it's like anyone else's first time. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> i don't get a lot of first times anymore. i've been kind of every crazy mascot. i've done a lot of crazy things. >> jimmy: yeah. >> as everyone knows. and that wasn't the craziest thing i've ever done. >> jimmy: no, but it -- >> by even a little bit. >> jimmy: but you'll remember it. [ light laughter ] >> but it was definitely memorable. >> jimmy: you'll remember. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i remember i came in -- [ laughter ] >> most appropriately crazy. >> jimmy: but we've -- that whole thing really went down in realtime. that was probably -- we were down -- i mean we had a crew set up down there, with, like, hidden cameras, like -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: that look like iphones and stuff like that. so they said -- but we were down there for ten minutes, max? >> it was crazy. it was like -- and i didn't know how recognizable we really would be. i mean, you were getting called as billy ray cyrus right on. [ laughter ] i think they knew -- >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> i think you. >> jimmy: no, i knocked on your door. >> you were in disguise. they knew it was me. and they thought it was me and my dad. [ laughter ] i thought it was me and my dad. >> jimmy: no. and then you took it off and i was like, "holy [ bleep ] my dad is jimmy fallon." >> jimmy: no, no!

that's not true! i'm not your dad! >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm not your dad. now look. >> not what my mom says. >> jimmy: now, look. now, look, i -- [ laughter ] but i did -- but i did knock on your dressing room door. i knocked and i go and i was in my costume as -- >> bart. >> jimmy: as bart. >> as bart. >> jimmy: yeah, and you were -- >> charlene. >> jimmy: charlene. and i went in and knocked and i go, "hey." and you go, "oh, gosh, i really thought you were my dad." [ laughter ] >> and i had just left nashville. and i thought somehow he had, like, followed me and gotten in my luggage. [ laughter ] i told him he couldn't come on this trip and there he was. >> jimmy: in your luggage. >> yeah. he never escaped. >> jimmy: but we came in -- and i just -- honestly, people just love you. i never saw that type of reaction happen that fast to anyone. it was like -- seriously i was trying to say 20, 30 seconds into "jolene" because your voice is so good. and you saw that girl just walking there, like, "huh?" [ laughter ] >> i love you so much. and you know, i haven't playing "party in the usa" for a while since, like my bangerz tour, i haven't really gotten to do that and so -- [ cheers and applause ] it was super cool. and i had just done the gay pride parade the day before. [ cheers and applause ]

so "party in the usa" has been getting a lot of love. and it's always good, you know, for me to remember how much people really love those classic songs and inspires me to do them more. so, i'm excited that it makes me re-love my songs because i love how much people love them. >> jimmy: and it wasn't even just -- sometimes people just know the chorus. they're like -- >> they knew it all. >> jimmy: gentlemen, sing us a song. and they'll do that. and you go -- every single word. i couldn't even get them more hyped up. i'm like, "they don't need a hype man." [ light laughter ] everyone knew every word to your song. >> it was honestly perfect. i was, like, super excited for the experience and again to, like, re-fall in love with songs that i've been singing for years and years. it's fun to sometimes -- you know have fun singing them because you sing them so many times. and so when you see how much they mean to other people even il at's something as s "party in the usa" or whatever it is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it makes people happy and that's what i like to do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good. and i got to say congrats on "malibu." and i love "malibu." [ cheers and applause ] it's a great, great song. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love it, it's just perfect. you just really -- you just knocked that one out of the park. >> thank you so much. and tonight you're also doing "inspired." >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: and we're going to talk about this. we're going to talk about this. but you've been making some headlines. and i want to ask you about this. >> uh-oh. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. [ laughter ] >> i've been really good lately. >> jimmy: yeah, you have. >> i've been really good. you don't see what i do in the dressing room. >> jimmy: i don't -- >> it's just like -- >> jimmy: no. that's not true. >> you know the whole thing. >> jimmy: no, miley, that's not at all what you do. >> i know, i know, i know. >> jimmy: because i heard -- and i don't know if this is true, but i think it's true -- [ laughter ] because i didn't smell anything. you stopped smoking weed? >> i did. and you know what? i was just saying that you without knowing it were kind of a reason for this. because i've always been very stoned on your shows. i don't know if you noticed. [ laughter ] so. yeah. it's weird to be here -- >> jimmy: that makes two of us. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] >> remember the last time i was here i think i was dressed as like a bunny rabbit. >> jimmy: yeah, you were. >> then like a cat. there's a reason for that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i was high. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i don't know if this is much better, but i stopped smoking because, and you know, to sit here and to talk about what i'm doing, i want to be really clear because i'm actually the most passionate

about what i'm doing with this record then i've been -- i say making this record so, so much, and this record for me at this moment is the most important album that i've ever made. so i wanted to make suret i'm t. and i kept having this nightmare. it was seriously horrible. i wonder if you've had this. not about this show. [ light laughter ] i had a dream that i would die during my monologue on "snl" for some reason. that i would just get so stoned that i just like die. [ laughter ] which i've googled and it's never happened. >> jimmy: no, no, it's not. >> no, thank god. but i kept having this nightmare. >> jimmy: how much weed were you smoking? >> a lot of weed. [ laughter ] it's like no one's ever died from weed but no one's ever smoked as much as i did. so -- [ laughter ] it's like they don't really know. so -- i don't know. i was just thinking if i want to sit on this couch and really tell people what i think about my new music, i wanted to sound as smart as hopefully i, you know, think that i could be and really explain what i'm doing. and, you know, i really just want to sit at home and eat basically when i'm stoned. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, and -- >> and play with my dogs and the cat and the pig. i was spending way too much time with the pig. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]

>> and not enough time actually doing really anything. yeah. >> jimmy: but you ended up -- did you move to a place or you always lived in malibu? >> i -- no. malibu is new to me. i never lived at the beach. i, you know, i never came to the beach, i never stood by the ocean, which is true. i went ocean one time which i want to talk to you about this. i went one time to florida with my family. and it didn't go well because we fist fought the entire way and my dad promised he'd never take us on vacation ever again. and he's a man of his word. he never did. >> jimmy: but that was the only vacation? >> but it was so miserable. and finally me and my brother, we were fighting so hard, this is like some hillbilly stuff. [ laughter ] he locked us out of the car on the side of the freeway and said that we need to figure it out. [ laughter ] we basically just had to battle until one of us lost. >> jimmy: i love that he did that. that is so -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: nashville. >> and then we didn't get to get back in the car. >> jimmy: y'all better figure it out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you understand? [ laughter ] we're pulling over. >> until one of us were bleeding then we didn't get back in the rv. so we never went again. and, you know, i don't think for me, like, being from nashville, it really is a dream come true in malibu, it really is for me. because i thought i was going to

be -- i still get the pig, but i thought my life was going to revolve, you know, around farm life my entire, you know, my life, i thought i'd always live in nashville. but now i've even found a new love for nashville, now that i'm out singing about how much i love malibu, i been promoting it. >> jimmy: you can't -- >> and now i miss nashville. >> jimmy: you could be -- >> i never know what the hell i want. >> jimmy: you can -- [ laughter ] >> that's why i'm like a panda and one day i'm a cat. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't even know. i can't even decide between a panda and a cat. >> jimmy: you could -- as much miley as you can, you experience, you can never take the nashville out of miley and i will tell you -- >> no. >> jimmy: because you shot the opening last night. we were here late doing that. and there's the one where you go up to the nut stand, that, you know -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: the hot peanut stand, cashew stand. and you go like that and you do the thing that i do in the opening. >> yes. my first time as well. >> jimmy: yeah, and you thought that was called a bodega. >> yes. [ laughter ] yeah, i told my manager who is from new york. he's like, "what are we doing -- what are we doing next?" i said, "i'm going to the bodega," and then i went to the nut stand. he's like by the -- and he saw i didn't know how to use a revolving door. which that's not because i'm from nashville. [ laughter ] that's just because there's something wrong. so i got to the subway -- >> jimmy: you're like, "this is going too fast."

>> yeah, i couldn't get through the revolving door. >> jimmy: yeah, just a revolving door. >> two of them. and the one at the subway was different than what i was used to so that -- >> jimmy: that's a turnstile. >> it has nothing to do thought that i am from -- [ light laughter ] oh, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, that's not a revolving door. >> it's not that i'm from nashville. i got a problem. >> jimmy: but it is -- through a revolving door. >> yeah, it's a door that revolves. it allowed me in or out of somewhere and revolves so to me that is a revolving door. >> jimmy: it is a revolving -- technically it is a revolving door, you're right. >> let me in or out. >> jimmy: no you're right, you're right. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to talk about -- i want to talk about "the voice." it has a new season coming up in september. and you have a new judge, a new kind of -- new foe, a new enemy -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: kind of on the show. a friend, frenemy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: jennifer hudson. >> it always starts as a friend until you get to the lies. >> jimmy: then it gets nasty. >> then all of a sudden -- yeah, no, it doesn't, actually. >> jimmy: i know. >> we only all turn on blake. that's the only person we ever turn on. [ laughter ] always wins.cause he's just -- >> jimmy: i know, he's the champ. >> and he's so nice. but he's so nice and so hard to hate, but, like, got to do what you got to do to win. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >>rreah, exactly. but it's really a lot of fun and i'm excited. >> jimmy: do you know jennifer?

>> i don't but i'm excited that she's never done "the voice" before. ake and adam had that against me. and now i have, like, a little bit of experience. so i'm trying to decide, like who i'm going to -- i guess all three of us can just team up ag going be my partner in crime. because alicia was my partner last year and it was really fun to kind of go against adam and blake. because they were the vets and we were in it together. >> jimmy: i know. i think you have to choose jennifer. >> i know. >> jimmy: because blake knows adam too well, now. >> adam is ready to turn. he is not loyal. i'll tell you that about him. [ laughter ] i'll let you in. he's ready to turn. he texts me all the time. like, "so when are we really going to just knock blake out of this thing?" >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know. i don't even know how to handle this thing. you know, that's blake. i'm going to win this thing with you, sundance. >> jimmy: i'm gonna win this thing. but you know what? i am -- i'm going to come for him in, like, the biggest way possible. i'm bringing my dad as a mega mentor because when blake -- [ cheers and applause ] when blake was in high school, he was so obsessed with my dad that the teachers called him "achy blaky." [ laughter ] because he would do everything that my dad did and he was ruined the minute he told me that.

because now he's just a poser, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. exactly. [ laughter ] >> and i'm going to bring in the real deal. i'm really excited about that. >> jimmy: yeah, for real. yeah. exactly. this is achy blaky. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, your new album -- your new album is coming later this year. we don't know. people just drop albums now. we don't say when. [ light laughter ] >> i don't even know when. >> jimmy: we don't even know. >> yeah we're -- >> jimmy: is that right? you just don't -- >> i kind of know when but kind of don't >> jimmy: not really. >> i can't decide. >> jimmy: good, don't. >> because i really want to make it the best that i can. and it feels done but i feel like every day i'm learning more stuff so i want to be able to, you know, put that on the record. >> jimmy: what a difference from this sound and "bangerz." i would say just from knowing these two tracks. >> yeah. >> jimmy: very different. >> well, actually what's cool about this too is like right here, this is in malibu and right there there's in nashville. my dad -- that's on my dad's farm. and so i think spending more time at home that i got to, spending more time at the beach than i got to. and i think that i -- right now i just feel really -- i don't seem calm, but this is really calm for me. [ light laughter ] i feel very calm and very like peaceful. >> jimmy: you are calm. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. and you're getting to -- >> so i hope people get to see that because with "bangerz," too, i never tried to prove anything or not be myself. any time i say i'm being myself whether i look like this or look completely different or i'm a panda. that is myself. [ light laughter ] i'm always being myself. you know? so -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's who you are. >> it just depends who that is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and don't ever change. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play a quick game. >> all right. >> jimmy: when we come back it'll be really fun. miley cyrus and i are doing "google translate songs" after the break. [ cheers and applause ] stick around, everybody! miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's labor day weekend on top of the fourth of july. hotdogs. it's abe lincoln on top of george washington. yonder. it's rodeos on top of rollercoasters. it's favorites on favorites, alice.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm hanging out with miley cyrus. she's performing two great songs to close out our show tonight. oh, you know what? i didn't get a chance to talk to you about -- i heard that you did a great version of "talking about a revolution." >> i did. i got to do it here in new york for the robin hood foundation. >> jimmy: and i -- it was like, unbelievable. everyone that saw it and heard it said it was just amazing. i go, oh, no. last time miley was here she did a cover of bob dylan and she crushed that one as well. >> thank you so much. we did "baby i'm in the mood" with the roots, which was like the biggest honor ever. [ cheers and applause ] i loved it. >> jimmy: well, i thought it would be kind of fun if we sang your two songs together, you and i. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah, would that be fun?

[ cheers and applause ] and here's -- here's the catch. to shake things up, we fed these songs into google translate. and we're going to perform the jumbled lyrics right now. it's time for "google translate songs." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, if you've ever used google translate, you know that it's not always perfect. for example, when translated to croatian and back "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" becomes "the evening show that plays jimmy fallon." [ laughter ] so we did the same thing with popular song lyrics. some people have done this online. it's super fun. so we're going to try this right now. miley, you're the star of the show tonight. so you are up first. >> here i go. >> jimmy: you will be singing -- the google translate version of "shape of you" by ed sheeran. [ cheers and applause ] translated, it is called "your body's curves." [ laughter ] roots. >> here we go.

[ cheers and applause ] >> we do not like pressure stones make. >> jimmy: pressure stones make -- ♪ we do not like pressure stones make ♪ all right, it is my turn. i will be performing the google translated version of the rick james classic "super freak" [ cheers and applause ]

which is now called "really weird." [ laughter ] here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miley, you're up again. this time you will be singing dusty springfield's "son of a preacher man." >> all right.

>> jimmy: it is now called "a minister's male child." [ laughter ] roots? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is oh. >> yes, he is, oh, yes, is he. >> jimmy: can you tell me where i left my house? >> can you tell me where i left my house? >> jimmy: that's my favorite one. [ light laughter ] >> we do not like pressure

stones make. >> jimmy: i know, we do not like pressure stone make. oh, so this last one, let's do a duet. is that cool? >> dream come true. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is "ain't no mountain high enough." [ cheers and applause ] by marvin gaye and tammi terrell. but we'll be singing the translated version which is called "landforms don't prefer to get high." [ laughter and applause ] >> here we go. ♪

>> jimmy: oh! miley cyrus is performing her hit song "malibu" when we come back. stick around, everybody. miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm aware that landforms don't prefer to get high ♪ ♪ depressions don't prefer to fall over ♪ ♪ i won't overweight your harbor i'm going to purchase your baby ♪ ♪ ♪ digiorno? ♪

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♪ and i'm happy that you did 'cause now i'm as free as birds catching the wind ♪ ♪ i always thought i would sink so i never swam i never went boatin' ♪ ♪ don't get how they are floatin' and sometimes i get so scared of ♪ ♪ what i can't understand but here i am next to you ♪ ♪ the sky's more blue in malibu baby next to you ah ah ♪ ♪ in malibu baby next to you ah ah we watched the sun go down ♪ ♪ as we were walking

i'd spend the rest of my life just standing here talking ♪ ♪ you would explain the current as i just smile hoping that you'll stay ♪ ♪ the same and nothing will change and it'll be us just for a while yeah ♪ ♪ but here i am next to you the sky's so blue ♪ ♪ in malibu baby next to you ah ah in malibu baby next to you ah ah ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ next to you the sky's so blue ♪ ♪ in malibu baby next to you the sky is so blue in malibu baby ♪ ♪ we are just like the waves that flow back and forth sometimes i feel like i'm drowning ♪ ♪ and you're there to save me i wanna thank you with all of my heart ♪

♪ it's a brand new start a dream come true in malibu ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, for real. the real deal. the real deal! miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] we have another performance from miley after the break. stick around. oh, that was beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here to perform the song "inspired," once again, miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm writing down my dreams all i'd like to see starting with the bees

or else they're gonna die ♪ ♪ there won't be no trees or air for us to breathe i'll start feeling mad but then i feel inspired ♪ ♪ thinking about the days coming home with dirty feet or playing with my dad all day in the creek ♪ ♪ he somehow has a way of knowing what to say so when i'm feeling sad he makes me feel inspired ♪ ♪ we are meant for more pull the handle on the door that opens up to change ♪ ♪ i know that sounds so strange to think we are meant for more ♪ ♪ pull the handle on the door that opens up to change ♪ ♪ i know that sounds so strange ♪

♪ cuz you've always felt so small but know you aren't at all ♪ ♪ and i hope you feel inspired oh i hope you feel inspired ♪ ♪ how can we escape all the fear all the hate is anyone watching us down here ♪ ♪ death is life it's not a curse reminds us of time and what it's worth ♪ ♪ to make the most out of

it while we're here we are meant for more ♪ ♪ you're the handle on the door that opens up to change ♪ ♪ i know it sounds so strange cuz you've always felt so small to think ♪ ♪ we are meant for more there's a lock upon the door but we hold the key to change ♪ ♪ how can we escape all the fear all the hate is anyone watching us down here ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] that is how you do it right there. we'll be right back, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i noticed it as soon as we moved into the new house.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i cannot thank you enough. [ cheers and applause ] the super duper talented miley cyrus! come on. [ cheers and applause ] and the super duper talented roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. good night. >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- taylor schilling star of "middle man", actor jim o'heir, author lizzy goodman, featuring the 8g band with eric moore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? happy birthday to president trump, who turns 71 today. so the president is a man in his 70s who wants a golf score in the 60s, his country in the 50s, and a wife ir