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the warm up continues. >> it's going to continue all the way through the weekend. the only question is on sunday because some showers could be coming in, and that could drop the temperature below 80. showers for the eagles game. that is not the tropical moisture. that's monday and tuesday with nate. >> all right, that's nbc 10 news at 11:00. thanks for watching tonight. the tonight show starring jimmy fallon is next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- gal gadot, desus and mero, musical guest, miley cyrus and billy ray cyrus.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 752. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about. i read that president trump just overtook pope francis as the most followed world leader
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on twitter. pope couldn't believe it. [ light laughter ] he said, "we both have more than beyonce?" [ laughter ] that can't be right. doesn't feel right. [ applause ] i guess they could tell trump passed the pope when a plume of orange smoke came out of the white house. [ laughter and applause ] trump has more twitter followers than pope francis, but the pope doesn't mind. he said, "my boss only had 12 followers and he's still pretty popular." [ cheers and applause ] i saw that twitter executives have agreed to testify under oath in congress about russia's role in the election. they actually had a preliminary hearing, and we got the transcript. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: at "the tonight show," yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and twitter had a a pretty interesting way of responding. take a look at this. first the senators asked, "do you think twitter was the victim of russian hacking during the election?" and twitter replied with this. [ laughter and applause ] then, the senators asked, "what do you think of trump's claim
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that russia's involvement is fake news?" twitter replied with this. [ laughter and applause ] finally, the senators asked, "how would you feel if we had the secret service grab trump's phone and delete the twitter app?" and twitter replied with this. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> steve: to congress. wow. >> jimmy: they would like it. hey, did you see this? o.j. simpson said that during the nine years he's been in prison, he hasn't really changed at all. [ laughter ] then his parole officer said, "oookay, i -- [ laughter ] -- guess you're going back to prison. [ applause ] that's how prison works." listen to this. i saw that trix cereal -- you hear about this? they were going to bring back artificial colors after they were removed to make the cereal healthier. [ cheers ] i guess they finally realized that no one's buying trix for health benefits. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: gotta lose them. >> jimmy: people wanted the chemicals back?
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>> steve: yeah, yeah. they have whole wheat trix. >> jimmy: oh, man. i guess after customers complained, trix cereal is bringing back their artificial colors, and they're calling it classic trix. [ laughter ] well, other cereals want customers to know their recipes haven't changed, so they've added special labels as well. i'll show you what i mean. for example, on froot loops, they wrote, "still a great breakfast for kids and a great dinner for stoners." >> steve: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] yoinks! >> jimmy: next up, on cheerios, they wrote, "the same tiny cardboard doughnuts you've always settled for." [ laughter and applause ] still here. next on crackling oat bran, they wrote, "for generations, america's favorite dog food for humans." [ laughter ] that's nice. >> steve: that's their logo? >> jimmy: and finally, on fiber one, they wrote, "like pa always said, time to clean the innards." [ laughter and applause ] what? >> steve: whose pa? >> jimmy: like pa always said. [ light laughter ] this is pretty cool. google just released a pair of headphones that can translate
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40 languages instantly. they say it's a great way to travel to a new country and find out everyone's making fun of you. [ laughter and applause ] "but i like my fanny pack." and finally, i saw that a man from italy just set a guinness world record by putting on 13 pairs of underwear in 30 seconds. [ audience ohs ] on the downside, he's now banned from victoria's secret. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. it is day four of miley week. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] miley cyrus has been here all week long. we've been doing so much fun stuff. she is the absolute best. she's unbelievable. >> steve: she's pure talent. >> jimmy: she really is pure talent. i just love her so much.
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but tomorrow night, it's going to get real. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: miley and i are going head to head in a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, snap. forget it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we've been training all week. i'm very -- preparing for this, mentally, for what's about to go down. i'm going win, and i really am very competitive. and i had a great week with her. >> steve: but -- >> jimmy: i'm sorry to see her go out on that note. [ light laughter ] >> steve: on a loss. >> jimmy: on the loss. but hey, man, i got to do what i got to do. >> steve: hey, what's what? >> jimmy: i got to keep it real, man. [ light laughter ] miley cyrus tomorrow night, yeah. and tonight. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of keeping things real, i have a new children's book coming out. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: this tuesday, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] "everything is mama." this is it. look how cute. isn't that cute? this is my other book. it was a smash success. they're making it into a movie. >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] i couldn't get through it. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: i couldn't get through it. >> jimmy: the first book? >> steve: yeah, i got a book on
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tape. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean? it's like three pages. >> steve: too much to read. took like two weeks to read it. because the animals -- >> jimmy: don't spoil it, don't spoil it. basically what it is -- because it's based on my life, is that i wanted my kids to say "dada" first, and then i forced the second one to say it. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i just tricked her into saying "dada." [ light laughter ] i don't care if the baby's dumb or anything. i just go -- yeah. [ light laughter ] just say it. just for the books. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and then we can start teaching it stuff. but then, once dada came out, then everything was mama. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and so this one is the mama is teaching the animals words, and the animals -- but other things besides mama. there's things like hat, and then the baby says "mama." [ light laughter ] >> steve: so the animals talk. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: the animals talk in your world. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. the animals -- what do you mean, my world? in this -- this is a a literary -- book world. [ light laughter ] >> steve: in this world you've created, in your novel. >> jimmy: it's a pretty famous world. people write books all the time with different worlds. yeah, sure. [ light laughter ] so in this one, like, see? shoes? >> steve: yeah? >> jimmy: mama. [ laughter ] you get it? [ laughter ] you don't get it?
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>> steve: no. [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: that's the only reason. that's the only reason we're cutting out your reaction, just for time. >> steve: yeah, for time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but anyways, "everything is mama" is available for preorder now. >> steve: when? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: comes out on tuesday. go to your local bookstore and get the -- physically -- snatch up the book. >> steve: yeah, snatch it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: but anyway, if you want to preorder it now, it's only $369. [ laughter ] 29 cents. >> steve: when you get to the book store, it's like $15. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm very excited about this because this is a a big deal for me, so yeah, comes out tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. mama! oh, my gosh, she doesn't love that? >> jimmy: this one comes with drake. if you preorder it. [ cheers and applause ] if you preorder it, drake teaches your kids balloons.
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yup. guys, we have a great show tonight. she'll return as wonder woman in the upcoming movie "justice league." [ cheers and applause ] i know! how great is she? >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: she is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: gal gadot is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] wonder woman. gal and i are playing charades with miley cyrus and tariq from the roots later on in the show. it's gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause ] plus, from viceland's "desus and mero," desus and mero are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] they're great dudes. funny dudes. so fun. and you can catch her on "the voice" airing tuesdays and mondays on nbc. her new album, "younger now" -- have you listened to this record yet, higgins? every single song is fantastic. this is a great, great, great record. miley cyrus is going to perform tonight. [ cheers and applause ] "younger now." tonight, miley is going to perform a tribute to tom petty
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with her dad, billy ray cyrus. [ audience aws ] it's going to be great. we love her. [ applause ] [ slurping ] [ light laughter ] we've been having so much fun with miley. i was talking with miley backstage before the show and we found out we're both huge fans of the same show. it's on bravo, it's called "nbd." it stands for no big deal. the host is the coolest guy i've ever seen. and some people say that we look alike. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. i don't know if that's true, but -- well, see for yourself. here's the latest episode of "nbd." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what up. you're watching "nbd," a show where we talk about things that are no big deal. [ light laughter ] that's what "nbd" stands for, it's the name of the show. no big deal. [ light laughter ] i'm casey, i created the show and i host it. i also have my own podcast, no big deal. [ light laughter ]
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anyway, let's bring out my first guest. we could have dated, but we didn't. no big deal. [ light laughter ] please welcome cassie. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: hey. [ laughter ] how's it going, cass? >> it's good. i saw pink at the apple store today, and we made eye contact. no big deal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i actually sat in front of her at "hamilton" last week. i had front row tickets, no big deal. [ light laughter ] >> oh, well i actually know lin-manuel from spin class. so it's no big deal. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i used to spin back when it was popular four years ago, but now i just train for marathons, no big deal. [ laughter ] >> oh, my doctor says that's bad for your knees and my doctor's dr. oz, so no big deal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, let's get to our first segment. it's called, "you had to be there." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ cassie? >> i had the best acai bowl yesterday. [ light laughter ] it had bananas, berries, granola, acai, and it was
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aaaaaa-mazing. [ laughter ] but i guess you had to be there. >> jimmy: i had an acaiiiiiiiiii bowl as well, and the cashier was like, "do you want bee pollen in it?" and i was like, "yes, wait, no, i don't want bee pollen in my acaiiii." [ light laughter ] and we both laughed. i guess you had to be there. [ light laughter ] >> i got the massage thing this morning. swedish, deep tish, 90 minutes. my masseuse anders hit every pressure point and i was like, "ahh, thi is so good, anders take me away, i'm on like cloud ten, that's one higher than cloud nine, which i've also been to." no big deal. [ laughter ] guess you had to be there. >> jimmy: i got the massage thing too and i could see my masseuse's little feet through the hole -- [ light laughter ] in the table, and i was like, "where do you get your nails done?" [ laughter ]
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and she was like, "i get them done here at night, but i guess you have to be here," but i already was, so we laughed about it and i guess you had to be there. [ laughter and applause ] >> i'm crying. no big deal. >> jimmy: let's move on to our round of "omg or nbd." this is when we decide if something is -- >> omg. >> jimmy: or nbd. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> me first, the minecraft castle that chad built. >> jimmy: nbd, i've seen better. >> yeah, nbd. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: my turn. nut milk. >> omg. >> jimmy: total omg. >> okay, a bowl full of balls. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: nbd. >> nbd. >> jimmy: la croy. [ cheers ]
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>> nbd. >> jimmy: nbd. [ audience ohs ] >> la croix. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: omg. >> omg. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have a case of la croix at my summer home, no big deal. >> well, i actually have la croix on tap at the summer home i go to when i have to get away from my summer home, no big deal. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i actually have like ten kegs of la croix on my boat and we hook it up to hoses and have a la croix water gun fight and it's all good because -- [ laughter ] it all goes back into the ocean so it's environmentally friendly, so no big deal. [ laughter ] i'm actually getting an award from p.e.t.a. and it's pretty cool. i'm going to have to go to the top of the mountain to accept the award and an eagle's going to give it to me. [ light laughter ] that's all the time we have for "nbd." join me next time when my guest will be the dalai lama, no big deal. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i guess i kind of look like that guy. >> steve: yeah. a little bit, a little bit. >> jimmy: my thanks to miley cyrus.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest returns as wonder woman in the highly anticipated new movie "justice league," which is in theaters and imax 3d november 17th, and this weekend, you can see her hosting "saturday night live" with musical guest sam smith. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome gal gadot. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. it's so great -- >> good to be here. this is so comfortable. >> jimmy: it's comfy, right? last time, we didn't sit, we stood for the whole -- >> yeah, we stood right there. >> jimmy: yeah, we played games over there. yeah, thank for coming. >> how are you? >> jimmy: i'm fantastic. how are you feeling? "saturday night live."
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>> what? >> jimmy: are you excited? i mean -- >> oh, what. yes, i'm very excited. i'm very excited. >> jimmy: now, do you -- do you know "saturday night live," like throughout -- you didn't grow up with it. >> no, no, no, we didn't have you didn't grow up with it. >> no, no, no, we didn't have it in israel, but i -- it's like a household name. you know "saturday night live." it's such a -- there's so much legacy behind that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and ever since i started to travel to the u.s., i've been watching it, and it's phenomenal. it's amazing. >> jimmy: it's the greatest. yeah. are you nervous? what are you thinking? >> i'm going to make fun out of myself. >> jimmy: yes, you have to. make fun out of yourself, yeah. >> i hope -- i'm hoping for the best. >> jimmy: i think you're going to be fantastic. i mean, we were here, just joking around. i think you're just -- >> any tips? let's talk about it. you've been there, you've done that. so easy for you. come on, come on share something. >> jimmy: no, i've not been there, done that. i haven't even been there. >> no, no. you did that for so -- >> jimmy: i haven't even done that. i've never been there nor done that. but "saturday night live" is just the most fun, freeing, it's j it's like this. >> they're wonderful. [ cheers and applause ]
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make-up, wardrobe. >> they're all amazing. >> jimmy: it's all amazing they just all have the same goal. everything. >> jimmy: no way, it's going to be fa going to be fun. >> jimmy: what is today? it's thursday. oh yeah, so you're kind of getting -- so you're picking the ske sketches last night. live, like in theater? >> i did musical. >> jimmy: and how was that? >> good. >> jimmy: yeah. it was for -- it was for littl children, so this is obviously a whole diff "saturday night live" is for [ laughter ] mermaid. [ laughter ] for you. last time you we came out. >> jimmy: and man, oh man, those knock you're great! you crushed it! >> thank you. >> [ che $800 million worldwide. >> $820 million, but i'm not counting. >> jimmy: 820 who's counting? no big deal. yeah, no big deal. whatever. $820 that is insanity. >> right >> jimmy: i'm so excited, so >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: so good when you going to be giant and then it's bigger than giant. >> no, it's been -- honestly, expected, and we had many expectations for the movie. but just, you know, there's so much for this character, and people care so much for her, and it's been -- it's been incredible. >> jimmy: and coming back for "justice league." >> right. >> jimmy: november 17th. >> correct. >> jimmy: it's so secretive that you couldn't tell me anything backstage even. >> nothing. >> jimmy: yeah, you gave me a a photo. >> you got to wait. >> jimmy: i don't even know what's going on in the photo. it looks like there's a steam leak. that's all i can think of. the plot is that they have to fix a leak -- a leaky pipe. >> how did you know? >> jimmy: that's the plot. the plumber. >> it's the plumber -- yeah. i'm the plumber. justice pluber. >> jimmy: so excited. i have that, i have that, it's all about plumbing. but, how exciting is that? >> why did you not flush? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't give away the ending. yeah, yeah. that's good.
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>> like it's set in the -- never mind. >> jimmy: which, wait, how old is your oldest? >> she's six. >> jimmy: so halloween's coming -- >> she'll be six in november. >> jimmy: halloween's coming up. >> yeah, oh my god. this is a big deal. >> jimmy: it should be. >> and we're going to celebrate her birthday very, like around -- >> jimmy: right next to it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is she going to be wonder woman? >> no. she doesn't care about costumes. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i'll tell you. alma, she's like the best thing ever to me, she's my daughter. but whenever people talk to me about "wonder woman," she completely takes the conversation, and she's like, listen, we've been to london, it's been amazing, i was working onset too, but i was 4, 3, 4, so i didn't take -- i didn't do all the takes. it was cold. >> jimmy: no. >> and they dressed me like a a poor girl and i didn't want to do it because i don't want to be famous but honestly, every woman is a wonder woman. my mom is just the biggest one because she does the movie. but if you think, like, like this. you know? she will go on and on and on. >> jimmy: oh my god. smart cookie, man. [ applause ] >> so she's not --
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>> jimmy: school everyone at halloween. >> my mom is "wonder woman." whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no big deal, my mom's "wonder woman." my dad's -- [ laughter ] >> no, but she's -- she's psyched about -- she wants to be a zombie. >> jimmy: a zombie. well, does she know, like, you go out and you get candy and all this stuff? >> last year, we just moved to the states, and it's been our first -- her first -- very first halloween. and i want to say, it's weird, you guys in america, you have wonderful holidays, but it's kind of crazy, right? because it's all about consuming and consuming. so christmas, everyone buys presents, and then halloween, everyone's got to do candies and buy tons of candy, and then it's okay for you to tell your children to go knock on strangers' doors so they can give them candy, and last year, alma was like, this is the best holiday ever! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: of course! kids love it!
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>> she loves it. there's nothing not to love about it. >> jimmy: well, we were talking about candies and what candies you like and you told me about this candy i've never heard of. >> you've got it. the chocolate parah. >> jimmy: yeah, i was going to say that. [ light laughter ] so this is chocolate. >> parah. parah, means a "cow." >> jimmy: pa-rah, pa-pa-cow. >> parah. >> jimmy: sounds like something caught in your throat. but what is special about this guy? >> this one has, how do you call it, exploding candies inside. like the candy? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, pop rocks? >> yes, pop rocks in it. >> jimmy: i want to try this. i'm very excited. >> are you going to share? >> jimmy: of course. are you kidding me? you get first piece. all right. i'll take this guy. ready? >> cheers. >> jimmy: cheers. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was -- >> you hear it pop. >> jimmy: no, let's do it again. let's do it again. no, i'm just kidding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's still happening. okay.
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[ light laughter ] wow, this is really fun. i like this. >> right? >> jimmy: it's still happening. but i heard -- >> it gets more and more at the end. >> jimmy: i heard a rumor that you've never tried reese's peanut butter cups. >> i never. [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: today is a great day for you. >> now i will. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: this is -- i can't wait to see what happens. >> oh my gosh. magic will happen. >> jimmy: gal gadot is trying a a reese's peanut butter cup for the first time, right now. [ cheers and applause ] and we're about to see the reaction. you want to open it? i feel like willy wonka i'm just so excited, right now. this is like my -- >> where is he? >> jimmy: no, look all right? >> oh there's two. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, there's two. they come with two. >> i can share. >> jimmy: you can share or save or freeze. i don't even know what you want to do there. that's it. that's the way they come. just like that. it's almost like a little -- do you like peanut butter? >> i love peanut butter but i never tried it with chocolate. >> jimmy: here we go. this is -- i just can't wait to see this. >> oh my god, now i'm nervous. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, here,
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cheers. >> cheers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you think? [ cheers and applause ] you love it? she loves it! >> that is really good. >> jimmy: we love it. >> i can't believe i've never tried it. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you just did that. you want to play a game. last time we played a game and it was really fun, but this time, we'll be on the same team. is that fun? >> done. i'm with you. >> jimmy: gal and i are playing charades with miley cyrus and tariq trotter when we come back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ woman: every year we take a girl's trip. remember nashville? both: kimchi bbq! amazing honky-tonk! i can't believe you got us tickets! i did. i didn't pay for anything. (sigh) you never do. send me what i owe. i've got it. i mean, you did find money to buy those boots. (alert beep) are you serious? is that why you don't like them? those boots could make a unicorn cry. yeah! tears of joy. (groan)
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody. i'm hanging out with gal gadot. [ cheers and applause ] she is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend, and her new movie, "justice league," comes out november 17th. we're about to play a game of
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charades. gal and i are a team, but tariq is going to need a partner, and i think we've found a good one. she's been hanging out with us all week, her new album, "younger now," is available now. please welcome miley cyrus! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good to see you. >> jimmy: hi, buddy. hi, pal. now, look, yeah i know. >> best friends all week, but not now. >> jimmy: we've been friends all week. here we go, man. >> calling time on the friendship. >> jimmy: you all know how to play charades. each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. we'll do four rounds, then the fifth round is a charades showdown. >> ow, ow! >> jimmy: both teams give the same clue at the same time. gal, why don't you start us off tonight since you're our guest. >> you got it. okay. just so you know, i've never -- i never played this before. now i do it? i start? okay. >> jimmy: yes. okay, yeah. i don't know how to answer that. now i do it, but yeah. >> how do you do a song? how do you -- >> jimmy: song? >> film, tv? >> jimmy: film, tv, yeah. >> songs? songs. >> jimmy: yeah, but that's not
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the hard part. that's not the hard part. >> okay. >> jimmy: you'll have to have me guess -- >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: oh no, oh no, oh no. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no, no, no, no! [ cheers and applause ] listen, it's going to be okay. we're going to do great. we're going to great. >> jimmy: oh my god. i hate losing. >> have faith in me right now. >> jimmy: i hate losing. all right. go, go, go, go, go, go. pick a number. pick a number. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we can do this. come on, buddy. >> okay, now i just start? >> jimmy: well, you do -- you can't talk. >> okay. >> jimmy: don't tell me to shush. [ laughter ] i'm the one guessing. i have to talk. >> ready? >> jimmy: yes. sorry, yes. song. yeah, cool. three words. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy. >> jimmy: "birth of a nation." [ laughter ] "baby got back?" push? "push it!" yes, second word. two -- yeah. okay. okay. three words. third word, running? birth, okay, run.
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>> it was that bad? i thought -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. i got it. >> "born to run." >> jimmy: oh, "born to run" of course. [ cheers and applause ] of course. i'm so mad. that was fantastic. that was my fault. [ cheers and applause ] no that was fantastic. it was my -- >> that was really good. >> jimmy: that was fantastic. miley, it's your turn. oh, i'm so upset. >> alright, here we go. >> i almost want to be with their team now, but i'll be with you. >> my turn? >> jimmy: you're talking out loud right now. yeah. [ crowd shouting numbers ] >> i'm going with my lucky number. >> jimmy: your lucky number is three? >> yes! okay. >> tariq: song. circle. round. >> not middle finger. >> tariq: the second word. oh, "wrapped around my finger?" oh ring. oh, "ring around the rosy?" ring around -- oh, "ring of fire."
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>> yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: no one celebrates like that, by the way. [ laughter ] what number is it? [ crowd shouting numbers] eight. someone's like, "eleventy!" are you kidding me? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. you ready? >> yeah. film. one word. short. "it." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh my gosh.
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what? yes! are you kidding me? yo! >> psychic. >> jimmy: that was the best thing that's ever happened to me. i mean, come on. that was the best. [ cheers and applause ] >> i think it's because jimmy's a clown. >> jimmy: yeah right, a scary clown. >> tariq: what do we have? >> tariq: okay. >> jimmy: wait, you're that cool? [ laughter ] you're that cool? no reaction, he looks like he's holding the camera. about to wind it up. >> okay. movie. a movie. two words. [ laughter ] "jurassic park"? [ cheers and applause ] yay! "jurassic park." >> jimmy: "jurassic park?" i mean, give me a break. all right, now, miley, me and you. me and you go together at the same time, and we give our teammates clues. okay, alright. >> jimmy: whoever gets it first wins 10,000 points, and bragging rights. >> and money, dollars.
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>> jimmy: and really, no dollars. yeah, right. >> jimmy's paying out of pocket just cause he loves this game. >> jimmy: i guess we're choosing number 7. you didn't want to ask your buddy? >> i felt good about this one from the beginning. >> jimmy: but, then i want something else, but you did, lucky 7. >> i just, i like the number. >> jimmy: let's do it, alright. me too. ready? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. >> we have to act it out together. >> jimmy: oh, no yeah, hold on. alright, ready? alright, ready? >> okay, let me -- >> you can do this. you can do this. >> okay. i got it >> jimmy: alright, ready? >> song. >> tariq: song. >> one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight -- "supercalifragilisticexpialidoc" disco, "disco night." uh -- >> tariq: twisted sister. >> the moon, stars. >> tariq: stars, the moon. >> jimmy: don't look at her. look at me! [ laughter ] >> tariq: "push." "raise the roof." >> dance, dance. "dancing with the stars." >> no. >> "dancing in the moonlight." >> tariq: dancing in the sky. >> dancing under the stars. [ buzzer ] >> do we tell them?
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>> jimmy: "dancing on the ceiling!" >> how did we tie? we tied! >> we tied. >> jimmy: we're all winners. come on! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to gal gadot, and miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was great. >> jimmy: tariq trotter right there. miley is performing for us later in the show. desus and mero join us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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-ahh. -the new guy. -whoa, he looks -- -he looks exactly like me. -no. -separated at birth much? we should switch name tags, and no one would know who was who. jamie, you seriously think you look like him? uh, i'm pretty good with comparisons. like how progressive helps people save money by comparing rates, even if we're not the lowest. even if we're not the lowest. whoa! wow. i mean, the outfit helps, but pretty great. look at us.
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>> jimmy: our next guests are the hosts of the hit show "desus and mero" airing weeknights at 11:00 p.m. on viceland. you can hear them in the new animated series, "neo yokio," which is currently streaming on netflix. everyone, please welcome desus and mero. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show! always good to see you. thank you for coming back. >> thanks for having us back. >> jimmy: please, i love you. i want to go and pick your brain on different topics. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what we did last time made me laugh. but, i want to talk about this animated project you're doing on netflix. congratulations. >> yeah, thank you. it's wild. it's called "neo yokio." >> neo yokio is on netflix. know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: what is the story behind "neo yokio"?
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>> well, our pal, erza koeing of vampire weekend. >> yeah, yeah. >> hollered at us and was like, "yo, we want to put you in an anime with susan sarandon." and we were like, "hell yeah! let's do it." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you just got to do it. >> you just got to do it. it's just cool people. jaden smith is in it, jude law. >> jason schwartzman. >> jimmy: did you get to hang out with them? >> yeah. >> it's weird 'cause like, being in hollywood, you meet people and they're like, "have me people meet your people" and every now and then you'll get someone's personal phone number and i'll text jaden smith, and i'll be like, "yo, jaden do you want to hang out?" and he's like, "yo, do marshmallows have feelings?" and you're like. [ laughter ] i didn't really think about it. >> you be like, "you know what i'm going hit you later, bro." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do marshmallows have feelings? yeah, he's a deep, he's a deep dude. >> super deep. >> jimmy: can i get your take on these different topics? we did this last time. it was kind of fun. all right, ready? it is fall. how do you guys feel about apple picking? >> apple picking, apple picking is fun until you realize it's one of the stupidest thing you can do. [ laughter ] >> i enjoy apple picking because i have four kids and they are very impressed about my ability to throw apples super hard at another person.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. >> also, did you realize it's a a whole scam because they say there's like 40 varieties of apples and let's keep it real. there's three. >> there's green, yellow, and red. [ laughter ] that's it. like a stoplight. >> jimmy: right, yeah, it's a a stoplight. yeah, okay, good. [ laughter ] the new iphone. will you be getting one? >> yeah, of course. >> you have too. >> because, you know, you got to keep up with the joneses, i guess. it's not like it's a better phone but if you look better if you have it. >> yeah. >> oh, you're screen is cracked? the 5s screen cracked? >> you don't get the iphone because you want a better phone or better apps or anything. you want to look down on other people who have phones that are lesser than yours. you know what i'm saying? >> you be like, oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize you were poor. >> oh, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] is your text bubble green? oh, i'm sorry, i didn't know you were a green bubble person. >> oh, don't look -- she has a a 5. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- you guys are from the bronx. are you excited -- >> holler! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, what up? >> jimmy: are you excited about the yankees winning? >> yes, the yankees are back in it. >> jimmy: you're excited about it?
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>> aaron judge, on the rise. you know what it is. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: and you guys grew up always yankee fans. >> always yankee fans, nothing but yankee fans, obnoxious yankee fans, the best type. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the only type. >> we bringing up the 27 rings. some of those rings were won in like, 1835. we don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, you don't remember that. >> players had scurvy and -- you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> oh, did i say a bad word? >> you won the world series, you get a potato. like -- >> jimmy: that's not what happened. that's not -- [ laughter ] >> who wants a polio vaccine? >> jimmy: that's not what they gave the winners of the world series. that's not true at all. [ laughter ] you get a potato. that's ridiculous. oh, speaking of potato, and vegetables, it's a great segue. last time you were on the show, i went through some topics and i said i'm really thinking about getting into pickling and i think you said to me -- >> that was the whitest thing i've ever heard. [ laughter ] >> but then -- >> jimmy: making pickles. >> but then i saw my wife scrapbooking while listening to the best of jewel and i was like, she beat you, dude. she beat you. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that was the whitest thing ever. >> she won by a mile. >> are you still pickling? >> jimmy: i am still pickling.
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in fact, last saturday, i spent hours of my life. >> making us pickles? >> why? >> jimmy: i made you guys pickles. [ cheers and applause ] >> look at this! >> jimmy: check it out. >> is that dill? >> i believe they're dill. >> jimmy: so i got fresh dill, i got fresh cucumbers. i got pickling spices, i put garlic in there, i put a a jalapeno in there and then i vacuum sealed it with a food vacuum sealer something. i want to try -- >> of course i want to eat your pickle. >> if someone else -- [ laughter ] >> i'll stick my hands in it, too. >> jimmy: take that. take the dill off. and don't eat -- that pepper's too hot so don't do the pepper. >> no such ting. >> no. me love spice. no such ting. >> jimmy: all right, all right, i don't know how they're going to taste. i haven't -- >> we love spicy food. [ wooo ] >> do i detect a taste of cinnamon? >> jimmy: yeah, i think there might be some type of thing in there. what do you think? >> a little cilantro?
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>> jimmy: not the worst thing. >> these are good pickles. >> jimmy: i mean, not the best reaction but it's not like gal gadot having a reese's peanut butter cup. >> what is the proper reaction to someone giving you a pickle, though? we're not that rich. i haven't had friends like, "yo, fam, i made you a pickle." [ talking over one another ] >> jimmy: stop saying try my pickle to me. >> this pickle, my guy, yo. yeah, yeah, yo. >> jimmy: while we eat these i want to show everyone a clip from your show, "desus and mero." take a look at these guys. >> you might have a future in this. >> i hate to tell you, puerto rico, but you're throwing our budget a little out of whack. because we've spent a lot of money on puerto rico and that's fine. but we've saved a lot of lives. >> he talks to puerto rico like puerto rico's renting an apartment from us. >> yo, puerto rico, you behind on the rent. what's going on? comprende? >> yo, what's really good. i told you $125 a week for the room. [ bleep ]. like, you're behind six weeks. come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: desus and mero, everybody. check out their show, "desus and mero," on weeknights at 11:00 p.m. on viceland. >> viceland! >> jimmy: we'll be right back
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: covering "wildflowers" by tom petty, please welcome miley cyrus and billy ray cyrus.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea ♪ ♪ sail away kill off the hours you belong somewhere you feel free ♪ ♪ ♪ run away and find you a lover go away somewhere all bright and new ♪ ♪ and i have seen i have seen no other no one who compares
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to you ♪ ♪ you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea ♪ ♪ and you belong with your love on your arm you belong somewhere you feel free ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ready dad? ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ run away go find a lover
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run away let your heart be your guide ♪ ♪ you deserve the deepest of cover you belong in that home by and by ♪ ♪ you belong among the wildflowers you belong somewhere close to me ♪ ♪ far away from your troubles and worries you belong somewhere you feel free ♪ ♪ you belong somewhere you feel free you belong somewhere you feel free ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you, dad. >> jimmy: miley cyrus, billy ray cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] miley's album, "younger now," is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ cancer challenges us. to find smarter solutions. to offer more precise and less invasive treatment options than before. like advanced genomic testing and immunotherapy. see how we're fighting to outsmart cancer at
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to gal gadot, desus and mero. miley cyrus, billy ray cyrus!
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[ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kerry washington! from "the deuce" actor and rapper, method man. music from new politics. featuring the 8g band with gene hoglan. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "new york times," people close to secretary of state rex tillerson said he had to be convinced not to resign on more than one occasion. while others at the white house have to be convinced every morning.


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