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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his
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pharrell williams, priyanka chopra, musical guest loretta lynn, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 430, texas! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's a hot crowd right there! i love it. i feel the love! i feel the love! [ cheers ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i was going to tell a bunch of jokes about donald trump, but i think today mitt romney told pretty much all of them. [ laughter ] that's right, mitt romney gave a big speech against donald trump today and said, quote, "a business genius he is not." [ laughter ] then romney was like, "yoda, my speechwriter is." [ laughter and applause ] romney also said trump's promises are as worthless as a a degree from trump university. [ audience oohs ] then trump said, "or as worthless as a romney 2012 poster." [ laughter and applause ] during his speech, mitt romney also said donald trump is playing the american public for a free ride to the white house and, quote, "all we get is a a lousy hat." [ laughter ] not to mention a $30 picture of how scared we all look on the way down.
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get this, i saw that the google search "how to move to canada" started trending after -- [ laughter ] you can't make it up, man. >> steve: you can't make it up. >> jimmy: the google search "how to move to canada" started trending after donald trump's impressive showing on super tuesday. [ light laughter ] or as canadians put it, "great, now we need to build a wall." [ laughter and applause ] donald trump's wife, melania, was asked yesterday to describe her husband in one word. check out what she said. >> what's the one word, you think, that describes him? >> amazing heart. amazing mind. leader. that's what i say. leader. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: when asked to describe herself in just one word melania said, "math
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[ laughter and applause ] here's some news out of washington. i read that the defense department is inviting hackers to test its cyber security in a a new program called "hack the pentagon." which will be followed by another new program called "okay, please stop hacking us. it's not funny anymore. [ laughter ] it's a horrible idea. why did we think of this?" program. [ applause ] i read major airlines will introduce a new class of service called "basic economy" that offers lower price tickets for less amenities. [ light laughter ] it's a good deal, but i don't know what to think about some of these basic economy features. check this out. first feature is -- middle seats and bathrooms are now the same thing. [ laughter ] >> steve: that seems like not good. >> jimmy: then instead of boarding by row, airlines will just ring a bell and say "bring it." [ laughter ] that's rude. >> steve: that's rude. >> jimmy: that's not gonna work. >> steve: that seems like more confusion. >> jimmy: they're also changing it so pre-flight safety instructions will be read sarcastically.
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those seat cushions are totally gonna save you." [ laughter ] [ applause ] didn't sound confident. and finally, drinks will be replaced with a joint to be passed from the front to the back of the aircraft. no bogarting. [ cheers and applause ] no bogarting. worth the price. did you see this? a recent study found that the female viagra pill isn't very effective. however, women are still faking being turned on so that they don't hurt the little pill's feelings. [ laughter and applause ] "it's okay, honey, you had a a rough day." and finally, i read that astronaut scott kelly grew two inches after spending nearly a a year in space. because without gravity pushing down, the vertebrae can stretch. which explains why kevin hart's next five movies are being filmed in space. [ laughter ] we have a great show! give it up for the roots!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, coming to talk about her new skincare line, the beautiful gwyneth paltrow will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love gwyneth. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: gwyneth and i have something very special planned. be sure to tune in for that. plus youtube star tyler oakley will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're very excited about this. tomorrow night the who will be here. >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's your go-to -- what's your go-to who song? yeah. i mean, come on. -- he just does that. >> steve: he just does it. >> jimmy: you say -- you say just play the who, he plays it. play led zeppelin. and applause ] yeah. can we afford any of this? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: we can't afford any of this stuff. yeah. we're gonna put a diair. >> steve: yeah, yeah. it'll be like a --
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>> jimmy: yeah, it's gonna be 8-bit mario brothers theme. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. but the who will play. and i think we can afford that song. [ applause ]ave a fun show tonight. gosh, i love this guy. he's a grammy award-winning artist and producer. from nbc's hit show, "the only pharrell williams is here. [ cheers and applause ] who doesn't love that guy? >> steve: come on.rell. >> jimmy: one of the nicest guys. funny, funny, funny.s on one of the most entertaining new shows of the year, "quantico." the lovely priyanka chopra is stopping by.: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and i'm just honored and i'm over the moon that this human being is here tonight.. she is so pretty and so cool and the best. i just met her backstage, i'm still kind of shaking.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's got a new record out. fantastic." "in the pines." there's a song with willie nelson on here. i was just listening to loretta earlier.the way you know that one? >> steve: no. here in topeka [ mumbling lyrics ]thinkin' and another needs a huggin' one's on the way t ends, she goes, "gosh, i hope it ain't twins again." [ laughter ] so good. she's the best.cited about this. a couple months ago we reached out to jesse frederick.e's the guy who wrote and sang all the classic t.g.i.f. theme songs. "full house." "step by step."e ] "family matters." he's the best. anyway, we asked him if he would write an original theme song for "the tonight show."because he's the best. [ cheers and applause ]t.g.i.f.-style
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we had a lot of fun making it. so, here it is. please enjoy. when the night has fallen and the day is done for that special someone one crazy caught up in concerns if you know where to turn let the light that you know let the light shine through jimmy's onhe tonight show" you don't have to travel fary wherever you are let the light shine through jimmy fallon "the tonight show"
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice!esse frederick! there he is, right there, with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] jesse, thank you! >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are awesome! we love you!uch. >> aw, man. >> jimmy: stick around. we'll be right back with "tonight show" hashtags, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] let the light tell everyone that you know let the light shine through jimmy's on "the tonight show" let the light shine through that you know let the light shine through "the tonight show" let the light shine through
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's awesome! to access information from anywhere. the microsoft cloud allows us to scale up. microsoft cloud changes our world dramatically.go it would take two weeks to sequence and analyze a genome. now, we can do a hundred per day. with the microsoft cloud we don't haveuild server rooms. we have instant scale. the microsoft cloud is helping us to re-build and re-interpret our business.loud helps transform business. this is the microsoft cloud. around the world spend millions of hours just collecting the water they need for their families. each limited edition stella artois chaliceve years of clean water for someone in the developing world. most awarded car company of the year? ranking from top to bottom. luxury cars just seem like they would be top awarded.
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paying for, right. the final answer. chevy. the most awarded car company two years in a row. wow, it's like a luxury car. i mean it's like, this is chevy? current qualified gm lessees can get a sign and drive lease on this chevy cruze limitedper month. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. house, too! my bed, my squeaky toy... my goodness is that smokymeatytasty- bacon?? you like bacon? on! i make beelines for bacon! i'm gonna beat you to bacon! (vo) what makes dogs do the crazy things they do? beggin'
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[ cheers and applause ]was that? they don't do it anymore. they don't make tv theme songs anymore. they just don't do it. song jam? >> steve: my favorite one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: i thinles" might be my favorite. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why's that one? [ humming theme song ] [ light laughter ] i know -- stop!op it. [ light laughter ] that's like torture. >> steve: oh, the one that -- come and knock on our dooren waiting for you where the kisses are hers and hers and his three's company too : i didn't think you would know it there. that's a good one. go and down rendezvous [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] down in our rendezvous.
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without us whatthout us [ cheers and applause ] and there ain't no nothing we can'tr through ooh whoo what would we do baby without usa la la la [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't do it : they don't. how about -- making your way in the world today takes everything -- >> jimmy: i never heard of that song. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ]idding. i just burned you. why? why would i do that? >> steve: you have to. i love tv theme songs. i love, um -- "cheers," i love -- >> jimmy: "friends." >> steve: no. [ laughter ]: what was the tv theme song at the end with "sit, ubu, sit, good dog"? >> steve: that was "family ties." >> jimmy: that was "family ties?" >> steve: yeah. it. good dog, good." and stephen j. cannell where he's typing and the papers go -- i miss all those things,
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[ light laughter ] what just happened? yeah. i'm sorry. this is just like hayeah, it's fun. >> jimmy: this is what we do. you guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] hashtags htags >> jimmy: yor, right? are you on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if nd you want to play along we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. scott kelly and his brother mark are being studied by nasa to determine the effects of space on the body, i went on twitter and lled "my sibling is weird." [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing about your sibling.that my sister used to wear a bike helmet when she went on the swing in our back yard. [ laughter ] tweeted my brother would wear a football helmet to go -- and she's right.
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it was a football helmet.we had a tree swing and my grandfather was really nervous that we'd hit our heads on the swing. >> steve: so he made you wear football helmets. >> jimmy: so we both wore football helmets. [ laughter ]d. but also we had a chain link fence, so every kid who rode their bike buy would just look at us and be like, "those weirdos, man." [ light laughter ] what's wrong with those kids? [ laughter ] well, we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for those tweets.e ] i had a weird childhood. i also had -- i had a a basketball hoop.a basketball hoop. and i guess my mom and my dad. actually, it was santa. [ laughter ]her your mom nor -- >> jimmy: neither my mom nor dad. no. santa claus. but he didn't want to put it on the garage because it was an old garage, he thought it was he thought a basketball would knock it down. >> steve: okay, sure. i'm gonna go with it. >> jimmy: whatever, dad. yeah. it's such a dad thing.ut the basketball hoop up in my back yard. which i don't know if you've ever tried to dribble on grass, but --
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near impossible. fall -- >> jimmy: again, a chain link fence. >> steve: a lot safer. >> jimmy: i'm wearing a a football helmet. dribbling -- >> steve: dribbling on grass. [ light laughter ]ith them." "don't talk to him." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]t talk to the fallons. >> steve: don't talk to them! >> jimmy: there's something wrong with them. here are some of my favorite "my sibling is weird" tweets from you guys. here we go. is from @aberlean. she says "my sister watches dateline to make sure her husband isn't living a double life." [ laughter ] [ applause ]: did she think they're going to catch him on that episode? >> jimmy: "they had the perfect marriage -- or did they?" >> steve: he was living a a double life.: it was a fun cruise. [ light laughter ] >> steve: until they discovered -- >> jimmy: until they discovered the first deck. [ light laughter ] @missgreenwalt. she says, "my sister made a a secret handshake with me so we couldcase one of us was ever replaced by an alien." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: is that weird or smart? >> jimmy: that makes sense. it's smart. smart. yeah, you're right.
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>> jimmy: this one's from -- "bleep blort" is what an alien --t aliens say. >> jimmy: i don't think so. this one is from @robindechant. she sa the bodies of chocolate bunnies but not the heads. he hid the heads under his bed." [ laughter ] [ applause ]ine." >> steve: under his bed -- [ light laughter ] bunny heads.: yeah. some chocolate, some real. [ laughter ] this one's from @bailiepaige. my sister got a new stuffed animal she had to have a town hall and introduce it to each of her other animals." [ applause ]le. this is -- >> steve: she's 38. >> jimmy: she's 38 years old. this one's from @brettadkinson. my sister's diary once. first entry said, dear diary, i just stole you from the store." [ laughter ] [ applause ]'s honest, man. >> steve: god bless her.
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he says, "my little brother spider-man, put elmer's glue on his hands and tried to climb up the wall." [ laughter ] [ applause ] you just gave away his secret identity.r's glue. >> jimmy: this is a good one. this one's from one's from @mmharter. she says, "my brother used to unt rushmore was carved that way by the wind." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: weird. it looks like all the >> jimmy: this is from @godiyperry. she says, "my brother told me old people are wrinkly because they're slowly being sucked to hell."er ] [ applause ] >> steve: in some cases. >> jimmy: that can't be right. that's true. that's probably not true. >> jimmy: no. this last one is from @wespace. he says, "during a road trip my my mom yelled, 'what do you say?' embarrassed, she said, [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ta-da?onight show" hashtags. check out more of our favorites, go to
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ight back with pharrell williams. we love him.
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[ cheers and applause ] oscar-nominated and multiple grammy award-winning artist and producer. you can currently see him on the voice", which airs monday and tuesday nights right here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, give it up for pharrell williams!
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>> jimmy: come on.oots. [ cheers and applause ] you can't beat the roots. come on. yeah, i know, you can't beat the roots. >> the best. let me see, let me see. give me a little taste. >> all right. >> jimmy: come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. come on. what was that? you use sun in?hat is? [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure sun in works. >> jimmy: sun in definitely works, man. >> not on me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not on you, no.nce when i was a a teenager. put sun in into my hair. i told my mom, i think the pool's making my hair go lighter.randmother totally busted me. i had orange hair. [ light laughter ] that looks good, man. i saw you rocking that on the oscars, man. >> every once in a while.s, i do it. >> jimmy: you change it up. every time you're on the show. first of all, thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you permormed -- [ cheers and applause ]a busy guy, and i know you don't have to do this stuff. so i appreciate you coming on the show. last time you performed on the marquee outside. >> yeah.just shut down new york city. it was fantastic.
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: great song, too. "freedom." >> thank coming on the show. you guys always have -- like it's so entertaining, this show. i mean, i was low-key jealous u guys were doing the -- when they did the theme songs. >> jimmy: theme songs? >> yeah. be blake and i joke around about that all the time. when they come on. >> jimmy: they're the best. [ laughter ] yeah, >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]e takes. >> jimmy: the three takes. >> those are great. >> jimmy: what was your favorite theme songs? have the best stuff. >> oh, yeah. "knight rider." the instrumental i totally forgot -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.was a good jam was "barney miller." every bass player has to know
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: you've got to make that face. you've got to make that face when you -- you've got to make the john mayer face. yeah. like -- [ laughter ] you know what the funny thing is? the '70s and the '80s were like that. >> jimmy: yeah.ike that. you know, it was a very different thing. like, you weren't worried about how you looked or how it came off. >> you know, because like, while that was playing and i'd be dancing on the floor you'd hear someone "get up off the floor, boy." >> jimmy: yeah.y of the tv like that? [ laughter ] and i'd just be like -- hat was the thing. you made a face. the face helped to convey how you were feeling about the song. d you didn't care. >> and that bass line was ill. >> jimmy: right? [ light laughter ] they've always said, that >> yeah. [ light laughter ]
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>> it was more like "that's solid. all right, all right, cool, brother. cool." [ laughter ]: it was all those jams like that. i like that. but then there was corny ones, they were so corny but i loved them, like "different strokes." >> oh, yeah. now the world don't move >> yeah. of just one drum >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know. what note was i on? [ light laughter ] >> robin thicke's dad wrote that.lly? >> alan thicke wrote that. >> jimmy: alan thicke wrote that? >> yes. >> jimmy: didn't he write "facts of life?" >> questlove: and his mom. >> jimmy: which one? >> questlove: gloria loring, that's his mother. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> questlove: yeah, yeah, yeah. and all around music almanac, questlove. >> jimmy: wikipedia. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] now, i'm going to go on record that says questlove needs his own music app that talks to you like siri with his voice. >> jimmy: yeah.e ] >> questlove: let's do it. >> jimmy: no, to try it. >> jimmy: no, no, no you can't do it. no, no. we need to have him here. we need to have him here.
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yeah, yeah. don't give him any more ideas. >> because, did you see our set up? like, i took the glory like it was me, my voice. [ light laught, you strutted away. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it looked like you were walking away from an explosion in an action movie. >> it was just like that. [ laughter ] you know what it is? it's all this '80s and '70s music, man.n -- it puts a strut in your step. >> jimmy: yeah. it makes you feel good. well, dude, i've got to say everytime i watch "the voice" you know i root for to everybody. even if it's not someone on your team.everyone. you give good advice. i mean, sometimes -- it's not harsh, but it's like just like u're like "hey, you can work on this." but it's honest. and it helps people. and i just -- i love you for -- >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everyone that comes up, i don't know why they wouldn't choose you if you turned your chair around.rrell. cool. yeah. >> you know what it is? it's because like, you know, ut, like, it was kind of like the thing to do is to be like "me, me, me, i'm the coolest thing, i'm
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and then like, you go back and me of the footage and you realize how much of a a dork you look like. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] so i feel funny about like, just -- you know, giving listen to me, i've been doing this a really long time, you'd better doing, i'm just telling you, and i'm super cool. because i'm not. [ light laughter ]etty cool. >> i'm not. i'd just rather just help people and stay out of tah. and you are helping people. [ applause ]ing you're doing, raw for the oceans? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is this thing you teamed up with -- this is a a cool -- listen to this.n is a company we have together, tim, tyson, and myself. and what bionic yarn does is m the ocean and spin that into a a yarn, and then that yarn you would put like -- it would be wrapped with like cotton. right? some of you guys are wearing shirts that have cotton and polyester, right? >> jimmy: yeah.
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[ laughter ]: our audience is i'm sorry. yeah. shirtless thursday. >> we are all cotton. cotton is so -- polyester, what.ead of making new polyester, they just recycle the plastic from the oceans and it's sustainable. it's not the ut it's a sustainable business. >> jimmy: passion. >> right.ed up with g-star, which i'm now a partner of g-star. thank you, g-star. but we teamed up with g-star and we did this collection cean. and basically, the communication to everyone is like and the message is like, you doing to my ocean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> they like that wtf. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but why do that? has just been incredible. >> jimmy: good for you for doing that too. >> yeah. [ applause ]: you don't have to do these things. it's good you're doing them. >> no, i'm trying, man. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip of "the voice", w cool pharrell is, even though he says he's not cool.
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week's episode, don't watch, of "the voice." take a look at this. i don't -- no spoilers. i've been making records since i was like 18. i didn't grow up in the public eye. but i worked with justin when he was your age. >> oh, shoot! uh-oh. uh-oh.t a minute. justin who? justin who? >> no, no, no. and britney too, by the way. >> britney who? >> uh-oh. uh-oh.rked with both of them before he ever met them on the mickey mouse club. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, here we go! yes!rtist that's lived it since she was 19. i've been making records since i was 19. but i was also producing artists that were 19. it. i lived it! >> so it's different. you then you have the greenhouse. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got the growing plant and then you've got the greenhouse. come on, pharrell williams. [ cheers and applause ]rs monday and tuesday nights at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. priyanka chopra joins us next.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is an tar. she's a former miss world. she's made over 50 films, and "quantico," which returns this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on abc. look at her here on the cover. beautiful, yeah.eers and applause ] this is me -- this is me on the back cover there. [ laughter ] i was about to go to sleep with my handbag and then -- [ laughter ]elcome priyanka chopra. [ cheers and applause ] nd applause ] damn. >> jimmy: please. >> they are everything. >> jimmy: the roots are everything.
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>> jimmy: yeah, they are.g backstage, and i just -- i was like, "yes, keep playing." >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i'm like just make an app. [ laughter ] just get it over with. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. you look gorgeous. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: please. oh, my gosh.much to talk to you about. i just saw you in l.a. you were at the oscars. and then you're filming in -- >> miami. >> jimmy: miami. >> i took a redeye on -- after r the vanity fair party. i did a red carpet. i went right back onto the road, sat in the car, changed from my gown, got onto a redeye, started shooting "baywatch" monday morning. >> jimmy: "baywatch." >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause ]about this. >> oh, he's incredible too. >> jimmy: they just announced the hoff -- david hasselhoff is going to do a cameo. >> yes, he is going to do a a cameo. >> jimmy: oh, i love, i love, i love. >> he had to do a cameo., right? >> i mean, there's no way we can have "baywatch" without him. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. and then you're -- >> i mean, we could but it's great that he's -- >> jimmy: no, you have to do it. yes.. and then you have -- >> we have the rock. >> jimmy: dwayne johnson, the rock.
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>> jimmy: zac efron.n. >> we have kelly robach. alexandra daddario. we have an amazing cast. john bass. it's were saying that the people in india know our show. >> yes. oh, my god. you air on comedy central in india. ig shout out to india. i miss you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, i miss you. i miss you, india. we had something. >> have you been -- >> jimmy: what? >> to india? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] but i plan to. >> my point.yeah, i'd plan -- i'd love to go to india. >> of course. >> jimmy: how do i say hello everyone for watching? >> jimmy: namaste? >> namaste. easy. it can't just be namaste, [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaki >> yes. >> jimmy: india. >> india. yay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: at's strange is that our show airs all over the place. they love you. >> jimmy: oh, no, no. that's so nice. okay, we don't. and we love you. [ laughter ] lie to me. i want to know about this, because a lot of people don't know the stories about you.
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>> yes.miss india, right? without even ever being in a a pageant. how is this possible? do you just -- you go i'll try just start winning you're like -- >> it actually kind of was like that, because i was -- i was studying in school when i was -- i was in america. high school here. in fact, in new york. flushing, queens. >> jimmy: flushing, queens? shout out to queens. i love it. [ cheers and applause ]ns. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was in robert f. kennedy that. i don't know. really meta. yeah.mber. >> i know. [ laughter ] i just want to prove that i actually was there. you know? people would be like, she's just saying things. >> jimmy: no one's doubting, yeah.hen i went to india. and my mom taught, because i came here when i was 12. i went back when i was 17. and she obviously thought that, you know, i grew up and i grew up pretty. my pictures in to miss india, and they selected me, and i was like, "oh, my god. the -- times of india knows me? i'm like that pretty?" >> jimmy: you know you were ike a a grocery -- >> yeah. i was like, they just discovered me at a grocery store.
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pictures all around town, yeah.hat. and then they sent me to miss world, and i won that too. >> jimmy: gosh. i mean, that's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] not bad. >> it was good. it was good.'s not bad at all. and now here you are on "quantico." big hit on abc. it's a great show. [ cheers and applause ]it just announced that it got renewed for a second season. >> yes, we did! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so come on. yes, we did it! come on! namaste. yeah. [ laughter ] >> while i was on my way to jimmy fallon imail saying we got an official -- so you're my lucky charm. >> jimmy: see, i'm lucky. i'm good luck. i'm good luck. please, everyone gets good luck. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so happy. if you havcould you set it up for people if they don't know the show? >> yes, please. it's a show based -- i mean it's called "quantico." it's about fbi agents. >> jimmy: yeah. awesome show about a bunch of people who -- there's -- there's -- in fact, in grand central blows up in of the show, and i am blamed for it. and i have to figure out who within the fbi is the terrorist, which we will find of the episode -- end of the season.
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see, it's getting tricky. i love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my gosh. and it's so tricky, it's very hard to keep >> it's very hard -- it's quintessential television. you're like wait, what? >> jimmy: so yeah -- yeah, but that's it. >> no, that no, it's him. oh, he's the mole. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: no, he's the eye. no, i love it. i'm in. i'm in. i wanted to talk to you about this, because in queens. and you went to -- what high school again? >> robert f. kennedy. >> jimmy: robert f. kennedy. of course.y about that. and in new york, we were talking about what foods you ate here and stuff like that, what you missed from new york. >> it was my favorite -- my favorite thing about new york was its food.. it's the best. >> the pizza. >> jimmy: the pizza is the best. >> today, again, i landed from miami this morning to come to first thing i did was have a hot dog at a hot dog stand. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> with everything. >> jimmy: that is the greatest thing. i love thad that. >> with everything. >> jimmy: with everything on it? >> everything. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and --tard, ketchup, everything. >> jimmy: you did everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but also, you're a a hot wing girl. >> oh, i love hot wings. atomic wings.
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absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they're -- i'm indian. it's all about the spice. >> jimmy: oh, no. i'm vindaloo all the way. [ laughter ]india. >> we have to bring you to india. >> jimmy: please. >> oh, my god. fallon on >> jimmy: fallon in india, hashtag it, you guys. come on. >> hashtag fallon. it happen. [ cheers and applause ] let's go. i'll go with you next week. but you wanted to challenge me to a wing-eating contest. >> yes, i am -- >> jimmy: this is insane. on my show. i'm the good luck charm. you want to do this? >> i think we should.we're in new york. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's do it! come on, let's go! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, look at this. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. all right. >> okay. se already look hot. yeah, so these are -- >> they really do. >> jimmy: in front of us are from atomic wings here in with
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>> and i have tabasco just in case that's not enough. and i have milk just in case [ laughter ] so we take this -- >> jimmy: i'm not gonna need the milk. [ laughter ] >> i might.: yeah. whoever eats the most wings within 20 seconds wins. >> damn. >> jimmy: yeah. let's get -- >> oh, really. okay. okay. >> jimmy: 20 seconds on the clock. >> yes. okay. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, okay. >> jimmy: ready?et, go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: i can't do more than hter ] i can't do more than one. come on. [ buzzer ] use ] one. i got a big -- a big -- a big chunky one.
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>> excuses. >> jimmy: excuses? who doesn't love this person right here. >> thank you.hopra. [ cheers and applause ] "quantico" returns this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on abc. we'll be right back with a a performance from loretta lynn. stick around.e ] some people know how to make an entrance. ive under pressure. to reject the status quo.ey have no problem passing the competition. the aggressive new 2016 lexus gs 350 and 200 turbo.riven, there's no going back. lips appear to age faster than other skin. no worries.tick total hydration. its 100% natural, age defying
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our musical guest tonight was the first woman to be named the country musicrtainer of the year. that's right. [ cheers and applause ]azing. she's out with her first album in more than a decade called it's fantastic. performing "everything it takes," please welcome the beautiful, the talented loretta lynn. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i love you more
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but the only way she can get a man is steal i don't know if i should tell you this or not verything it takes and she'll take everything you've got kes you she's taking everything that i've got too she's had a million nothing new she's cold as ice she's still hot she's got everything it takes
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she turned you on and then you turned on me i'm more of a woman than she'll ever bething left that's a lot thing it takes and she'll take everything you've got and when she takes you she's taking everything that i've got too had a million
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she's cold as ice but you still think she's hot 's got everything it takes and she'll take everything you've got she's got everything it takes and she'll take everything you've got [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gimme some sugar, there. loretta lynn! [ cheers and applause ] catch her new pbs documentary tomorrow evening. back, everybody.
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nd applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to pharrell williams, priyanka chopra, jesse frederick, loretta lynn once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right here from philadelphia, pennsyentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night, and i hope ou tomorrow. thank you so much. bye-bye.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight --. star of "grandfathered," actor john stamos. from "saturday night live," comedian jay pharoah.aturing the 8g band with patrick carney. [ cheers and applause ] seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former nominee, mitt romney gave a speech today to try to stop donald trump from securing theion. and in a related story, a


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