tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 16, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
jennifer garner, cuba gooding jr., musical guest pete yorn, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah ha! electric! oh, hot crowd here in new york city tonight! [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody.
here. here's what everybody -- oh, i love you. i love you. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about. of course, last night, we had a a lot of presidential primaries. and it was a huge night for hillary clinton, who won in five states. and afterwards she gave a a speech and graciously thanked bernie sanders for the vigorous campaign he's waging, then said -- [ clears throat ] "and losing." [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, during bernie sanders's speech after the losses, bernie spoke up against the family that owns wal-mart for paying low wages. which could backfire in a a couple weeks when bernie winds up working as a greeter. [ laughter ] "welcome to wal-mart, or whatever. buy something or not. i don't care." [ light laughter ] donald trump won every republican state primary last night except for ohio, which went to john kasich. trump didn't seem to mind since he said, as he put it, "the word 'ohio' is full of zeros. [ laughter and applause ] it starts with zero and ends with zero."
a big night last night, winning his home -- yeah, that's a good one, yeah. [ laughter ] i like that one, too. john kasich had a big night last night, winning his home state of ohio. they even dropped confetti at the end of his victory speech. but i think there might be such a thing as too much confetti. look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who won? i don't know who won. i can't see. oh, my gosh. [ applause ] oh, my goodness. and today, kasich announced that the confetti cleanup has created 100 new jobs. [ laughter and applause ] so already it's working. kasich was like, "might as well use it up. i'm not going to need it again." [ light laughter ] [ audience aws ] let's be honest. oh, really? yeah, okay. donald trump gave his victory speech last night at his mar-a-lago club in palm beach. at least one of his supporters seemed pretty happy to get on
check out one guy in the background of the news report. watch this. >> he has not yet talked about how he would offset the cost of potentially having that labor here in the united states. a reporter tried to ask him about that about a week ago, and he told the reporter that nobody was listening to him. also talked about bringing the party together. mentioned a phone call with mitch mcconnell. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "i think i just photo bombed." actually, donald trump gained a a lot of delegates with his primary wins last night. and it looks like he hit a a really significant number. take a look at the number. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] yeah. when trump said he was good at making deals, i didn't know he was that good. [ laughter and applause ] the other big story from last night was that marco rubio pulled out of the race after losing the florida primary to trump by almost 20 points. but it still is a great story.
america more than the son of poor immigrants growing up to run for president and then being crushed by a billionaire. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: america. >> jimmy: america. >> steve: a beautiful american tale. >> jimmy: you see this? "the new york times" ran a a story profiling donald trump's former butler. and in the article, the butler revealed that trump wears a a white hat when he's in a good mood and a red hat when he's in a bad mood. even crazier, pope francis does the same thing. [ laughter and applause ] you don't wanna -- he's in a bad mood. see how upset he is? see how upset he is? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and this is a big deal here. president obama nominated appeals court judge merrick garland to serve on the supreme court. judge garland actually got choked up while accepting president obama's nomination in the white house rose garden. especially when obama was like, "will you accept this rose?" [ laughter ] "i was actually in love with two judges until the very end." of americans are wondering how the nominations process is going to work. and i'm not sure reporters are really doing a very good job of explaining it.
>> unfortunately, you're right, rt nominations tend to be a rather complex kabuki dance. >> republicans and peter are both correct on the process. >> right.ing to explain process is complicated. >> but there has been a a confirmation. anthony kennedy was confirmed -- >> in an election year. >> in 1988 -- in 19 -- in the year that --was -- >> that, that, well, that george w. bush -- george herbert walker bush was him. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the -- the --the -- the last time this happened was in the year that didn't happen, which was leap year. [ laughter ], these are the people who are paid to explain things to you. just so you know -- just so you know what we're talking about. [ applause ] that's what they do for -- crazy. i saw that some researchers at stanford university have made tiny robots that are modeled after bugs and found that six of them could actually move almost two tons. yeah. while two real new york city cockroaches can actually flip
[ laughter and applause ] so, they're close. >> jimmy: they're doing what we do, but we do it every day. >> steve: patience, patience. >> jimmy: hey, this is cool. 7-11 will hold its second annual bring your own cup day, ve customers a a discount on slurpees as long as they bring in any container resembling a cup. in a related story, home depot trash cans. [ laughter ] sold out. [ applause ] "cherry and blue --" >> steve: suicide.orite flavor is blue. [ light laughter ] and finally, this is a pretty big deal, you guys. selena gomez just became the most followed person on most 70 million followers. [ cheers ] when reached for a comment, kim kardashian said, "i can't got." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! hot crowd! a great show tonight, too. fun. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, golden globe award-winning clive owen will be here. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ]n friday, john krasinski is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun going on with him. but first, we got a great show tonight.an. from the new film, "miracles from heaven," jennifer garner is here. [ cheers and applause ] gorgeous. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: funny. great actor.nted. >> jimmy: we're going to catch up with her. then jennifer and i are going to play a brand-new game called "truth or door." >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: yeah.. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. [ light laughter ] plus he stars in the new series, "the people versus o.j. simpson." are you watching this thing? >> steve: yes. insane.enomenal. everybody in the show, just perfectly cast, and just wow.
it's just a crazy story.it's -- >> steve: it's real. >> jimmy: real. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but he's fantastic in it. cuba gooding jr. is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] the whole thing is nuts. cuba gooding jr., remember when he hosted "snl"? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: and he was great.st. >> steve: he was pure energy. >> jimmy: he was the first guy that introduced me to -- we went out to dinner with lorne and you. and he goes, "i'll have elon." i go, "what?" i don't know what prosciutto -- i didn't know what prosciutto was. >> jimmy: i go, "what and melon? why are you getting that?" and he goes, "you never had prosciutto and melon?"y -- oh, no, it's a salty ham. i go, "no." anyways, i got it. and it's phenomenal. but anyways, he turned me on to i don't know why. it's not a good story. [ laughter ] true story. >> jimmy: it's true. thank you. real. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it isn't funny. funny. that's our slogan. >> steve: that's our slogan. tonight show." not necessarily funny. [ light laughter ] usually.
>> steve: usually true. >> jimmy: yeah. we got a great -- yeah, usually. >> steve: yeah. not all the time. >> jimmy: not really true. yeah. we've got great music. my man pete yorn is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at this. that's my man, pete yorn.er i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] really? >> jimmy: one thing i noticed times two people will write the exact same caption -- >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: but the pictures they post will be completely different. >> steve: i don't understand it. [ laughter ]ing to show you what i mean in this new segment -- it's time for -- it's not a new segment. the next segment. [ light laughter ] we've done it before. again, the show is not 100% true. sorry. if you caught it at home, that wasn't true. it's time for "picture this." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] picture this picture this picture this yeah >> jimmy: because we've done this bit before. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but i want to explain it to you again. >> steve: because i don't understand it. >> jimmy: again, you probably forgot what it's all about. here's an example. >> steve: okay.ght?
hillary clinton and donald trump. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "when i become president thousands of americans will be here." now let's see the pictur hillary clinton posted a a picture of an inauguration. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. and donald trump posted a a picture of canada. [ laughter ] see what i'm saying?what you're saying. >> jimmy: see what i'm saying? >> steve: same words, different photos. >> jimmy: same words, different photos. here's one from -- oh, i love both these places. mcdonald's and arby's. >> steve: yes."it's the color green." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: mcdonald's posted a a picture of a shamrock shake. arby's posted a picture of their roast beef.. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is 100%. >> steve: yes. [ laughter ]ne -- it is true. >> steve: yes. it is verified. >> jimmy: it is verified. [ light laughter ] 100%.from john kasich and ben carson. they both wrote "my spirit animal."
a picture of a lion. ben carson posted a picture of the cartoon droopy. >> jimmy: i see it. i get it. >> steve: i see it. "i'm running for president. are you going to vote for president? why didn't i win?" [ laughter ]my -- i stabbed a guy. [ laughter ] that is true.yeah, that is actually true, yeah. here's one from lebron james and dwwyne johnson. believe i lebron james posted a picture of a row of his shoes. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: dwayne johnson posted a picture of kevin hart.lause ] how would that be possible? >> steve: maybe it's a very large suitcase. >> jimmy: probably saved a lot on airfare. keep going. here's a caption froand donald trump. they both wrote, "i've trained him to stay on command. it's so cute." president obama posted a a picture of his dog, bo.ted a picture
[ laughter and applause ] "good boy. good boy. don't move.give you a treat." [ laughter ] here's one from apple and microsoft. >> steve: oh, wow.oth wrote, "sorry, fbi, but this is forbidden fruit." apple posted a picture of their logo. microsoft posted a picture of bill gates from the '80s. [ laughter ]wow. >> jimmy: racy. >> steve: that's spicy. [ cheers ] yeah. see that again? can we bring that back up? look at that. [ light laughter ] that is the best photo ever. here's one from president obama and joe biden.earned a lot more from this musical than i could have ever imagined." president obama posted a a picture of "hamilton." joe biden posted a picture of [ laughter and applause ] which is -- >> steve: you know, you learn a a lot. >> jimmy: it's based on a a movie. based on a true movie. >> steve: based on a true movie. >> jimmy: based on a true yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a real movie.
released. >> jimmy: you never seen "frozen"? >> steve: oh, my god, you'd love it. >> jimmy: you gotta be kiddin' me. h "frozen" on 4k? oh, my god. [ laughter ] it's like you're actually there in the real world. >> jimmy: you got a monster cable? >> steve: monster cables?t to hook it up with blu-ray. monster cable. get you "frozen." [ laughter ] >> steve: look at that. let it snow, that's what i say. >> jimmy: no, you put it on, it's like -- let it go let it frozenme the kids are all singing. frozen frozen you got to see my house. are you kidding me? >> steve: i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: picking up toys. of garbage cans, i love it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to get the monster cables. >> steve: they're great. >> jimmy: now, you work here at best buy? >> not really, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you're dressed -- you're wearing a blue shirt and khaki pants. >> steve: i just happen to be wearing a blue shirt and tan pants. >> jimmy: all right. so you're giving me advice on >> steve: yeah. what i would do is i'd get that 4k. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> steve: i get the monster cable. >> jimmy: are you talking about the 4k? >> steve: i'd get the 4k. why would you get anything other than 4k? [ bleep ] kidding me?
you gotta get the 4k. [ cheers and applause ] 4k! 4k kidding me. >> jimmy: you 4k kidding me over here? you can say that, right? 4k. here's the last one. [ laughter ]last one is a caption from carmelo anthony and dennis rodman. they both wrote, "go orange." carmelo anthony posted a a picture of his alma mater, syracuse.sted a picture of donald trump. there you go. that's all the time we have for "picture this." we'll be right back with jennifer garner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] alright, what do you think boys? we could do tacos. i. ooo... how 'bout sushi, eh? (dog yawns) no, we're not having barbecue... again. (dog groans) why?u're on four legs,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! man. >> i'm glad to see you. >> jimmy: so good to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: i always love seeing you. welcome back. s always. >> thank you. thanks. i feel like my bits and pieces are gonna come out, but -- [ cheers ] you never know! >> jimmy: if you have a 4k tv. [ laughter ] you always look fantastic, by >> oh, thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you from the academy awards. >> oh, that's nice of you. thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, knock out. knock out, i mean, come on. >> they don't like it. >> jimmy: oh, they love -- absolutelyre's the love? >> jimmy: no, no. >> jimmy: wait, that was good. who were you wearing? >> this was versace, and they made it just for me. it? >> jimmy: no. >> because see how i have a a waist right there? i don't have one in real life anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it air brushed?his is legit, but what they do is they move your organs around. okay, it's a two --
>> jimmy: what? >> no, they're basically tn with screw guns. and they screwed me into a a metal corset. this isn't true, but it was a a metal corset and did take two -- >> jimmy: i was like, wait. what's going on? yeah. >> no, there were two italian people who are, you know, talking very quickly and the next thing you know, my ribs >> jimmy: like a -- like a a spanx? >> it's not like, no, dude, it's not like that. [ laughter ] damn, daniel. [ laughter ] >> damn.no, dude! >> no. >> jimmy: it is not like -- what? >> it is very intense. it's not like scarlett o'hara.side it. and these people just kind of move your ribs. >> jimmy: i've never heard of this. >> and they move your liver out of the side. and they pop you in. [ laughter ] and to keep it in place.sn't feel -- that doesn't sound comfortable to me. >> you know what? it turns out four hours in, it's not. but to keep you in place, you step into a body suit, first, e bottom of a a leotard, but it's a thong. you know what that is?
[ laughter ]t -- not by experience, no. >> yes. so i was in that. >> jimmy: i go commando. [ laughter ] >> this very dress. and we were watching t i went with one of my best girlfriends. we've gone like to six or seven of those things together. >> jimmy: fun. >> and we're sitting there and started to like panic. i had a panic attack in my ribs. >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] i don't know what that means? >> they were spasming.uscle spasm. >> jimmy: going up and down? >> everything in here started to -- >> jimmy: freak out. >> freak right out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> freak out. >> and i said i'm gonna have to stand up. i can't -- i can't breathe. i mean i have to stand up. and she said if you stand up, they'll think your kanye west. [ laughter ]nna think you're protesting. >> jimmy: you're storming -- >> you can't stand up! you have to sit down. >> jimmy: you're storming the stage. >> yes. so, i'm trying to get comfortable. i was like, oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. my ribs are totally freaking out. i can't move. so, we're trying not to -- we're laughing and that makes it worse.
commercial break and i could eter this whole dress to the backstage. well, we stood backstage for a a while and i calmed down. and then i realized i had to go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] you know, if you've ever gotten married and been in there with your bridesmaids and the wedding gown. and it's a thing. >> jimmy: okay.thing. >> jimmy: all right, sure, sure, sure. ladies? >> jimmy: i'll take your word >> okay, yeah. just take my word for it. so, we go into the bathroom 'cause she's gonna have to hold up. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> okay. [ laughter ] it's not pretty. i just feel like you should know the truth about these things.ys would never have, this would never ever happen to a guy. >> this would not happen. >> jimmy: hey, can you go to the bathroom, and unzip my pants? [ laughter ]d never, it wouldn't even come up. the guy would just rather just go in their seat rather than have that happen. but she helped you out?get in there -- >> jimmy: like a snowsuit? 'cause that's tough. >> it feels like it. it's worse than a snowsuit. it's worse than a toddler in the snowsuit.
>> because of the body suit. >> jimmy: oh, so it's like a a snowsuit thong. >> you see what i'm saying? >> jimmy: like a thong snowsuit. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> and the connection of the a hook and eye situation was in an intimate position. [ audience ohs ] it was like in -- >> jimmy: okay.ne. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't. no, okay, wait. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. all right. here. >> jimmy: we all have a mental photo of it right now. we're good. >> okay? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so i couldn't reach it, you know what i'm saying? said, i don't know what's gonna happen, but i think you've [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! what kind of friend is this? >> i couldn't reach it! >> jimmy: no! >> well. >> jimmy: absolutely not. >> she's a good friend. she said, if this has to be be done, but listen, i want you to give it a a good college try. [ laughter ] before i >> before i get in there. try. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so eventually, eventually it worked out. >> jimmy: you figured it out. it worked out. >> yeah. and i'm gonna get those ribs removed anyway. . [ laughter ] good for you.
>> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i gotta say this movie, you're fantastic in it. you know i'm a fan of your stuff.s a true story. >> it is. >> jimmy: it's heartbreaking but it's also, it makes you just believe and hope. story. it's almost -- >> so "miracles from heaven" is based on christy beam's memoir eaven." and she tells the story of her family's journey as her daughter is inexplicably becomes more and more sick and d the right treatment for her. and then out of the blue there is a big miracle and sweet annabel is, you know, spoiler ou might as well know there's a happy ending. she's cured. >> jimmy: yeah. it's almost, you can't believe it's real. >> you can't believe it's real th the real little girl and you sit with family. and you see how honest and sincere and what good
and it just makes you realize, oh, they're not messing around. this really happened to them. >> jimmy: and if you have kids, you're just gonna lose it. you're just gonna lose it. >> yeah. fantastic in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but it's great. it's fun. i wanna show a clip. here's jennifer garner in the new film "miracles from heaven." take a look. ourth time here. >> this isn't acid reflux. her throats sore, because she's been throwing up for weeks. >> well, ma'am, i'm the doctor agnosis. so if you'll excuse me, i have other patients i need to see. >> excuse me, this is not acid reflux. she's not lactose intolerant.g wrong with our little girl. >> mrs. beam, you need to calm down. >> no, you calm down. you find me another doctor, you run some more tests. i' until i know what's wrong with my daughter! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jennifer garner, everybody. "miracles from heaven" is in theaters now.me back, jennifer garner will play a a brand-new game called truth or door. it's gonna be fun, stick
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody.h jennifer garner! [ cheers and applause ] the new movie "miracles from heaven" is in theaters right now. we're gonna play a new game door." [ cheers and applause ] truth or door ooh [ cheers and applause ]okay. we are going to need another player. and we found a good one. he's currently starring in "the people versus o.j. simpson" on fx. please welcome ! [ cheers and applause ]ng on , man? i love you, buddy.
come on. yeah. i'm lovin' the hair, man. looking good! [ cheers and applause ]ddy. all right, now, the game works like this -- it's not a buzzer. >> i don't need -- >> jimmy: no, no, no. please, no, no.ike this. on your turn you choose either truth or door. >> okay. >> jimmy: if you choose truth, you have to honestly answer one of the personal questions contained here in the truth box. and if you choose door, one of these dare doors will open and you must accept whatever dare is behind it.tever reason you cannot answer the truth question, then you have to take a dare. all right? cuba, you're up first. truth or door? >> door! >> jimmy: oh!
which -- which door will it be? >> oh, i gotta pick a door too?or number one, two or three. who knows? [ cheers ], dude. >> jimmy: open door number two! [ cheers and applause ]teve: we dare you, cuba, to dress up like a cowboy and remain a cowboy and talk like a a cowboy for the remainder of the game.er somebody mentions your name, you must say, "yee-haw." [ laughter ] come on up here. [ cheers and applause ] >> the boots too? >> steve: put the boots on. >> oh, my goodness. [ cheers ] >> you need a hand? >> steve: no, he's good with that.
wanna make sure. >> oh, my gosh. i can't get my foot in the shoe. i my: i know! i'm sorry. >> lord have mercy. >> jimmy: this is a good look. >> just right over the top? >> jimmy: not bad. mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: no, you can't say that!lause ] this is never gonna get through. you can't say that! >> steve: remember, if they don't fit, you must acquit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like the tv show. [ cheers and applause ] you want me to stay up here? you want me to come down there? >> jimmy: there he is, you guys. right there. [ cheers and applause ] a cowboy. >> what happens if you say cuba? >> jimmy: yeah, cuba? >> yee-haw. [ laughter ] >> does that we say cuba?
[ laughter ] it's either that one or yippee ki-yay mother -- >> jimmy: no, you can't say it.d with the judges. you can't say that. [ laughter ] you got off easy, i think. jennifer it is your turn. will it be truth or door? door? what door, what door, what door, what door? >> three!umber three! your dare is you must -- >> you must play with my balls! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no! >> yippee ki-yay.w, yee-haw. >> all right, yee-haw. >> steve: you must hold these frozen water balloons for the rest of the game. [ audience ohs ]aby. >> steve: that's nothing after the story i heard last act. >> jimmy: it's like holding the ice.blem. >> steve: enjoy.
no problem. [ laughter ] >> steve: cuba! our time -- let's take our time and enjoy the game.here we go. it's my turn. here we go. >> oh, you gonna play, too? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. do you wanna ask me if i wanna play --uth or door? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm picking truth. come on.eers ] you are the weakest link. "tell us about the night you lost your virginity." [ cheers and applause ]with door! here we go. door. hey, guys, when it happens, then i'll have a story.
i'm going with -- i'm gonna go with door.go with door -- no! is it frozen? it's frozen, right?onna go with door number two. come on up here, everyone. we dare you, jimmy, to let your opponents paint your face in whatever way they want. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, come on up. h, that's okay. >> steve: jimmy can hold these. >> oh! >> jimmy: all right, thank you.g cuba's balls, okay. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: then a reveal? >> steve: a reveal. so exciting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i have to do the rest of the show.
>> jimmy: i'm sorry, i'm sorry. it's very cold. this isn't even my dare. this isn't even my dare. it's freezing. dares? >> you know what? >> jimmy: all right, all right. i'll talk about -- i'll talk about my virginity. >> steve: time is up. >> wait, wait, wait, wait. we're not done.all right. ready? turn around. present yourself. >> wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. ready? >> steve: drum roll please. >> here, give me my balls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what has happened? what has happened to me? what's going on? our thanks to jennifer garner and cuba gooding jr.lause ] we're talking to cuba after the break. stick around, everybody.
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>> a long time. you know, i always tell people that we feel like -- my wife and i feel like we found you.o the comedy store for first time and saw a a friend of ours performing, and then they said and the next nd they introduce you. you blew us away so much. i don't know if you remember. i came up to you and i said, i'm going to follow your career. everything you do, we feel like proud parents.lause ] >> jimmy: i do. i'll never forget that, yeah. the best. >> you're killing. you're killing it, jimmy.n. proud parents. you're the best. last time we were together was at the "snl" 40th anniversary. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we were on stage. >> with prince.g with prince. >> that's right. remember that? >> jimmy: was that insane for you or was that normal for you? >> well, i don't know -- you can't say it's ever normal when you're with prince. >> jimmy: do you know prince?ird time i had an experience like that with him. there was a time when he did concerts at the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, no, it was coong with you people? i'm talking about on stage with him. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah.s at the forum and sheila e. was performing with him and on that specific night she was just in the audience. she wasn't on stage.behind me. and he looked at her and she was pointing at me. and he looked at me and said come up on stage. and so we both went on stage.flipping and flopping. >> jimmy: because, no, well you're a breakdancer. >> yeah, yeah. or a crackhead. either one. [ laughter ]. >> every once in a while, i still try to do a breakdance move. no, this is true. i was in the club the other night, broke my ankle. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> well, i sprained it. [ laughter ] but, yeah -- the same thing. >> doing one move i've done a a million times before. i felt a pop. and stood up with my hands like this. es!" and i was like, "i'm hurt!" >> jimmy: like, "dude, you the best pop-and-locker. you're like -- >> yeah. that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: please, get me an uber. get me an uber. >> that's right. >> that's right. >> jimmy: but, so wait, you ended up dancing with prince? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but that was crazy. i did that once, i went to a a prince concert. he wanted me to come up and dance. i go, i, no.t wanted me to
i go, 'i'm not a dancer." anyways, long story long. [ light laughter ]ng. >> jimmy: questlove brings me up on stage, right? he goes behind the drum set, and then leaves me just standing in front. because i thought he was going to dance. quest was like, i'm not dancing. [ laughter ] there and prince leaves. [ light laughter ] so it's just the band playing and it's just me on stage and the band and i'm going like -- [ laughter ]nd applause ] >> oh, no! >> jimmy: awful, awful. >> oh, no! >> jimmy: awful experience. awful experience. no, yeah, exactly. terrible experience. awful experience.reat the night when we were all singing. that was fun. >> oh, that was phenomenal. >> jimmy: i gotta say, dude, you're just great. always good to see you. doing great work. versus o.j. simpson." >> yeah. >> jimmy: it is my favorite show right now. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it is the best show on television right now. i love it so much. >> thank you. [ cheers ak you. >> jimmy: you are great. you're phenomenal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you got john travolta, nathan lane, sarah paulson. >> sarah paulson.ey b. vance. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, hitting homers.
channeling the case. >> jimmy: hitting homers. i was like, cr >> jimmy: but i don't know what it's like to act in it, but to view it's phenomenal. >> it's the reason we're all there is 'cause of ryan murphy. you know. you want to work with real filmmakers who strive for truth d everything. and it's one of those experiences that we knew we were doing something special because he had brought in o's an icon. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he, no holds barred. >> jimmy: yeah. like down to the last detail. it acted. i want to show everyone a clip. here's cuba gooding jr. as o.j. simpson and david schwimmer as robert kardashian in "the people versus o.j. simpson."his. i mean -- >> no, man. talk to me. >> what is howard's game plan?what howard's thinking. that's what i keep telling you. >> i mean, why did he let you get cuffed last night? >> that's what i'm saying. why was i cuffed? over tv. >> no only that, why did you let him get interviewed? >> whatever they asked me i them i had nothing to hide. what do i got to hide? hide.
you in there alone? man. i don't -- these are good questions. >> jimmy: cuba gooding jr., everybody. cuba gooding jr.! "the people versus o.j. simpson" airs tuesdays at 10:00 pm on fx.ms for us next. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ohhh. hey siri, set timer for fourteen minutes. ok, fourteen minutes and counting.okies. hey siri, play me
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