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tonight show s ing jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- pharrell williams, priyanka chopra, musical guest loretta lynn, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 430, texas! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >>ri jimmy: oh! that's a hot crowd right there! i love it.

i feel the love! [ cheers ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i was going to tell a bunch of jokes about donald trump, but i think today mitt romney told pretty much all of them. [ laughter ] that's right, mitt romney gave a big speech against donald trump today and said, quote, "a business genius he is not." [ laughter ] then romney was like, "yoda, my speechwriter is." [ laughter and applause ] romney also said trump's promises are as worthless as a a degree from trump university. [ audience oohs ] then trump said, "or as worthless as a romney 2012 poster." [ laughter and applause ] during his speech, mitt romney also sai donald trump is playing the american public for a free ride to the white house and, quote, "all we get is a a lousy hat." [ laughter ]

how scared we all look on the way down. [ laughter and applause ] get this, i saw that the google search "how to move to canada" started trending after -- [ laughter ] you can't make it up, man. >> steve: you can't make it up. >> jimmy: the google search "how to move to canada" started trending after donald trump's impressive showing on super tuesday. [ light laughter ] or as canadians put it, "great, now we need to build a wall." [ laughter and applause ] donald trump's wife, melania, was asked yesterday to describe her husband in one word. check out what she said. >> what's the one word, you think, that describes him? >> amazing heart. amazing mind. leader. that's what i say. leader.

>> jimmy: when asked to describe herself in just one word melania said, "math genius." [ laughter and applause ] here's some news out of washington. i read that the defense department is inviting hackers to test its cyber security in a a new program called "hack the pentagon." which will be followed by another new program called "okay, please stop hacking us. it's not funny anymore. [ laughter ] it's a horrible idea. why did we think of this?" program. [ applause ] i read major airlines will introduce a new class of service called "basic economy" that offers lower price tickets for less amenities. [ light laughter ] it's a good deal, but i don't know what to think about some ofeo these asic economy features. check this out. first feature is -- middle seats and bathr ms are now the same thing. [ laughter ] >> steve: th seems like not good. >> jimmy: then instead of boarding by row, airlines will just ring a bell and say "bring it." [ laughter ] that's rude. steve: that's rude. >> jimmy: that's not gonna

>> steve: that seems like more confusion. >> jimmy: they're also changing it so pre-flight safety instructions will be read sarcastically. "in case of a water landing those seat cushions are totally gonna save you." [ laughter ] [ applause ] didn't sound confident. and finally, drinks will be replaced with a joint to be passed from the front to the back of the aircraft. no bogarting. [ cheers and applause ] no bogarting. worth the price. did you see this? a recent study found that the female viagra pill isn't very effective. however, women are still faking being turned on so that they don't hurt the little pill's feelings. [ la hter and applause ] "it's okay, honey, you h a a rough day." and finally, i read that astronaut scott kelly grew two inches after spending nearly a a year in space. because without gravity pushing down, the vertebrae can stretch. which explains why kevin hart's next five movies are being filmed in space. [ laughter ] we have a great show!

th [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, coming to talk about her new skincare line, the beautiful gwyneth paltrow will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love gwyneth. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: gwyneth and i have something very special planned. be sure to tune in for that. plus youtube star tyler oakley will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're very excited about this. tomorrow night the who will be here. >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's your go-to -- at's your go-to who song? yeah. i mean, come on. that's how fun -- he just does that. >> steve: he just does it. >> jimmy: you say -- you say just play the who, he plays it.

[ cheers and applause ] yeah. can we afford any of this? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: we can't afford any of this stuff. yeah. we're gonna put a different song on the air. >> steve: yeah, yeah. it'll be like a -- it's gonna be 8-bit. >> jimmy: yeah, it's gonna be 8-bit mario brothers theme. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. but the who will play. and i think we can afford that song. [ applause ] but first we have a fun show tonight. gosh, i love this guy. he's a grammy award-winning artist and producer. from nbc's hit show, "the voice", the one and only pharrell williams is here. [ cheers and applause ] who doesn't love that guy?>> steve: come on. everybody loves pharrell. >> jimmy: one of the nicest guys. funny, funny, funny. plus, she stars on one of the most entertaining new shows of the year, "quantico." the lovely priyanka chopra is stopping by. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and i'm just honored and i'm over the moon that this human being is here tonight.

and the best. just met her backstage, i'm still kind of shaking. loretta lynn is re, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's got a new record out. fantastic. "band of gold," "in the pines." there's a song with willie nelson on here. i was just listening to loretta earlier. one's on the way you know that one? >> steve: no. here in topeka [ mumbling lyrics ] one is a thinkin' and another needs a huggin' one's on the way >> jimmy: and then it ends, she goes, "gosh, i hope it ain't twins again." [ olaug er ] so good. she's the st. but first, i'm so excited about this. a couple months ago we reached t to jesse frederick. if you don't know, he's the guy who wrote and sang all the classic t.g.i.f. theme songs. "full house." "step by step." [ cheers and applause ] "family matters." he's the best. anyway, we asked him if he would write an original theme song for "the tonight show." and he said yes because he's

[ cheers and applause ] so, we shot a t.g.i.f.-style intro of our opening credits to go along with it. we had a lot of fun making it. so, here it is. please enjoy. when the night has fallen and the day is done soul is aching for that special someone world's gone crazy caught up in concerns but a smile's awaiting if you know where to turn let the light shine through tell everyone that you know let the light shine through jimmy's on "tsthe tonight show" you don't have to travel far he can make you happy wherever you are let the light

jimmy fallon "the tonight show" and you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice! my thanks to jesse frederick! there he is, right there, with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] jesse, thank you! >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are awesome! we love you! thank you so much. >> aw, man. >> jimmy: stick around. we'll be right back with "tonight show" hashtags, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] let the light shine through tell everyone that you know let the light shine through jimms on "the tonight show" let the light shine through tell everyone that you know let the light shine through jimmy's on "the tonight show"

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how great was that? they don't do it anymore. they don't make tv theme songs anymore. they just don't do it. what's your tv theme song jam? >> steve: my favorite one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: i think maybe "rockford files" might be my favorite. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why's that one? [ humming theme song ] [ light laughter ] i know -- stop! stop it, stop it, stop t. [ light laughter ] that's like torture. >> steve: oh, the one that -- come and knock on our door we've been waiting for you where the kisses are hers and hers and his three's company too >> jimmy: i didn't think you wo uld know it there. that's a good one. go and down rendezvous

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] down in our rendezvous. how about -- what would we do baby without us what would we do baby without us [ cheers and applause ] and there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through ooh whoo what would we do baby without us sha la la la [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't do it anymore! >> steve: they don't. how about -- making your way in the world today takes everything -- do>> jimmy: i never heard of that song. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >>rs jimmy: i'm just kidding. just burned you. why? why would i do that? >> steve: you have to. you couldn't not to. i love tv theme songs. i love, um -- "cheers," i love -- >> jimmy: "friends." >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was the tv theme song at the end with "sit, u , sijut, good dog"? >> steve: that was "family ties." >> jimmy: that was "family ties?"

>> jimmy: "sit, ubu, sit. good dog, good." and stephen j. cannell where he's typing and the papers go -- i miss all those things, man. anyways, welcome back to "the tonight show." [ light laughter ] wh just happened? yeah. i'm sorry. this is just like hanging out. >> steve: yeah, it's fun. >> jimmy: this is what we do. you guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] hashtags hashtags >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? are you on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. well, we use twitter on our shtoow e?ery single week, so if tr you watch our show and you want to play along we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since astronaut scott kelly and his brother mark are being studied by nasa to determine the effects of space on the body, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "my sibling is weird." [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing about your sibling. i tweeted out that my sister us ed to wear a bike helmet when she went on the swing in our

[ laughter ] then she tweeted my brother would wear a football helmet to go -- and she's right. it wasn't a bike helmet. it was a football helmet. my grandfather was really nervous that we'd hit our heads >> steve: so he made you wear football helmets. >> jimmy: so we both wore football helmets. [ laughter ] it was so weird. fence, so every kid who rode their bike buy would just look weirdos, man." [ light laughter ] and loners too. what's wrong with those kids? [ laughter ] well, we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] i had a weird childhood. i also had -- i had a a basketball hoop. my dad got me a basketball hoop. and i guess my mom and my dad. actually, it was santa. [ laughter ] >> steve: neither your mom nor -- >> jimmy: neither my mom nor dad. no. santa claus. but he didn't want to put it on the garage because it was an old garage, he thought it was going to fall down. he thought a basketball would knock it down. >> steve: okay, sure. i'm gonna go with it.

it's such a dad thing. he put the basketball hoop up in my back yard. which i don't know if you've ever tried to dribble on grass, but -- pr laughter ] near impossible. >> steve: but if you fall -- >> jimmy: again, a chain link fence. >> steve: a lot safer. >> jimmy: i'm wearing a a urfootball helmet. dribbling -- >> steve: dribbling on grass. [ light laughter ] "something's wrong with them." "don't talk to him." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't talk to the fallons. >> steve: don't talk to them! >> jimmy: there's something wrong with them. here are some of my favorite "my sibling is weird" tweets from you guys. here we go. @aberlean. she says "my sister watches dateline to make sure her husband isn't living a double life." [ laughter ] >> steve: did she think they're going to catch him on that >> jimmy: "they had the perfect marriage -- or did they?" >> steve: he w o living a a double life. >> jimmy: it was a fun cruise. [ light laughter ] >> steve: until they discovered -- >> jimmy: until they discovered the first deck. [ light laughter ] this one is from @missgreenwalt. she says, "my sister made a a secret handshake with me so we could test each other in

replaced by an alien." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: is that weird or smart? >> jimmy: that makes sense. it's smart. it's not weird, it's smart. yeah, you're right. >> steve: bleep blort. >> jimmy: this one's from -- "bleep blort" is what an alien -- >> steve: that's what aliens say. >> jimmy: i don't think so. this one is from @robindechant. she says, "my brother would eat the bodies of chocolate bunnies but not the heads. he hid the heads under his bed." [ laughter ] [ applause ] "on an all new dateline." >> steve: under his bed -- [ light laughter ] bunny heads. >> jimmy: yeah. some chocolate, some real. [ laughter ] this one's from @bailiepaige. she says, "each time my sister got a new stuffed animal she had to have a town hall and introduce it to each of her other animals." [ applause ] this is mr. poodle. this is -- >> steve: she's 38. >> jimmy: she's 38 years old. this one's from @brettadkinson. he says, "read my sister's diary once. first entry said, dear diary, i

[ applause ] he's honest, man. >> steve: god bless her. this one's from @jimmyshadwick. he says, "my little brother once dressed up like spider-man, put elmer's glue on his hands and tried to climb up the wall." [ laughter ] [ applause ] you just gave away his secret identity. >> steve: elmer's glue. >> jimmy: this is a good one. this one's from one's from @mmharter. she says, "my brother used to think mount rushmore was carved that way by the wind." [ la hter ] [ .applause ] >> steve: weird. it looks like all the presidents, man. >> jimmy: this is from @godiyperry. she says, "my brother told me old people are wrinkly because they're slowly being sucked to hell." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: in some ca s. >> jimmy: that can't be right. >>er steve: no, i don't think that's true. that's probably not true. >> jimmy: no. this last one is from @wespace. he says, "during a road trip my sister loudly passed gas. my mom yelled, 'what do you say?' embarrassed, she said, 'ta-da?'" [ laughter ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar-nominated and multiple grammy award-winning artist and producer. you can currently see him on the hit show "the voice", which airs monday and tuesday nights right here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, give i up for pharrell williams!

>> jimmy: come on. you can't beat the roots. [ cheers and applause ] you can't beat the roots. come on. yeah, i know, you can't beat the roots. >> the best. >> jimmy: let me see. let me see, let me see. give me a little taste. >> all right. >> jimmy: come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. come on. what was that? you use sun in? is that what that is? [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure sun in works. >> jimmy: sun in definitely workr, man. >> not on me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not on you, no. tried that once when i was a a teenager. put sun in into my hair. i told my mom, i think the pool's making my hair go lighter. and my grandmother totally buinsted me. i had orange hair. [ light laughter ] that looks good, man. i saw you rocking that on the oscars, man. >> every once in a while. every few years, i do it. >> jimmy: you change it up. every time you're on the show. first of all, thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you permormed -- [ cheers and applause ] i know you're a busy guy, and i

ngy on marq e outside. >> yeah. new york city. it was fantastic. thank you for doing that. thank you. "freedom." >> thank you. it's a lot of fun coming on the show. you guys always have -- like it's so entertaining, this show. i mean, i was low-key jealous just now as you guys were doing the -- when they did the theme songs. >> jimmy: theme songs? >> yeah. because -- i mean, like because blake and i joke around about that all the time. the '80s shows. when they come on. >> jimmy: they're the best. what was your -- [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. >> just one thing. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, the three takes. >> jimmy: the three takes. >> those are great. >> jimmy: what was your favorite theme songs? you have any? because that was -- the '80s have the best stuff. >> oh, yeah. "k bnight rider." >> jimmy: oh, the instrumental ones. i totally forgot -- >> michael. yeah.

>> jimmy: yeah. you know what was a good jam was "barney miller." every bass player has to know "barney miller." >> yeah. >>g jimmy: you've got to make that face. you've got to make that face when you -- you've got to make the john may face. yeah. like -- [ laughter ] >> a stink face. you know what the funny thing is? thse '70s and the '80s were like that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they were like that. you know, it was a very different thing. like, you weren't worried about how you looked or how it came off. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, because like, while that was playing and i'd be dancing on the floor you'd hearsto beone "get up off the floor, boy." >> jimmy: yeah. >> why you in the way of the tv like that? [ laughter ] and i'd just be like -- you could -- that was the thing. you made a face. the face helped to convey how you were feeling about the

and you didn't care. >> and that bass line was ill. >> jimmy: right? [ light laughter ] they've always said, that bassline was ill. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i've said that for ars. >> it was more like "that's solid. all right, all right, cool, brother. cool." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was all those jams like that. i like that. t then there was corny ones, they were so corny but i loved them, like "different strokes." >> oh, yeah. now the world don't move >> yeah. to the beat of just one drum >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know. what note was i on? [ light laughter ] >> robin thicke's dad wrote that. >> jimmy: did he really? >> alan thicke wrote that. >> jimmy: alan thicke wrote that? >> yes. >> jimmy: didn't he write "facts of life?" >> different strokes. >> questlove: and his mom. >> jimmy: which one? >> questlove: gloria loring, that's his mother. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> questlove: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> the human hip-hop and all around music almanac, questlove. >> jimmy: wikipedia. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> right now, i'm going to go on record that says questlove needs his own music app that talks to you like siri with his voice. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: no, no. >> questlove: i'm going to try it. >> jimmy: no, no, no you can't do it. no, no. we need to have him here. we need to have him here. 'll make too much money doing at. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah. don't give him iny more ideas. >> because, did you see our set up? like, i took the glory like it was me, my voice. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you strutted away. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it looked like you were walking away from an ex cplosion in an ac tion movie. >> it was just like that. [ laughter ] yo know what nt is? it's all this '80s and '70s music, man. it puts it in -- it puts a strut in your step. >> jimmy: yeah. it makes you feel good. well, dude, i've got to say everytime i watch "the voice" you know i root for you. bunst you're just so nice to everybody. even if it's not someone on your team. you're just nice to everyone. you give good advice. i mean, sometimes -- it's not harsh, but it's like just like good advice where you're like "hey, you can work on this." but it's honest. and it helps people. and i just -- i love you for that. because -- >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everyone that comes up, i don't know why they wouldn't choose you if you turned your chair around. i'd go oh, pharrell. cool. yeah.

it's because like, you know, when i first started out, like, it was kind of like the thing to do is to be like "me, me, me, i'm the coolest thing, i'm this, i'm that." and then like, you go back and you look at some of the ootage and you realize how much of a a dork ou look like. yog u know what i mean? [ calaughter ] so i feel funny about like, just -- you know, giving advice. like listen to me, i've been doing this a really long time, you'd better doing, i'm just te elling you, and i'm super cool. because i'm not. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you are pretty cool.li>> i'm not. i'd just rather just help people and stay out of the way. >> j : yeah. and you are helping people. [ applause ] also, what's this thing you're doing, raw for the oceans? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is this thing you teamed up with -- this is a a cool -- listen to this. >> so bionic yarn is a company we have together, tim, tyson, and myself. and what bionic yarn does is they take recycled plastic from the ocean and spin that into a a yarn, and then that yarn you would put like -- it would be wrapped with like cotton.

so some of you guys are wearing shirts that have cotton and polyester, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no? okay, cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our audience is shirtless tonight. i'm sorry. yeah. shirtless thursday. >> we are all cotton. cotton is so -- polyester, what. but instead of making new polyester, they just recycle the plastic from the oceans and it's sustainable. it's not the ultimate solution, but it's a sustainable business. >> jimmy: passion. re>> right anind so we teamed up with g-star, which i'm now a partner of g-star. thank you, g-star. [ applause ] but we teamed up with g-star and we did this collection ca ed raw for the ocean. and basically, the communication to everyone is blike and the message is like, you know -- wtf are you doing to my ocean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> they like that wtf. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, ye . >> but why do that? and the response has just been incredible. >> jimmy: good for you for doing that too. >> yeah. [ applause ]

these things. it's good you're doing them. >> no, i'm trying, man. >> jimmy: want to show everyone a clip of "the voice", so you get to see how cool pharrell is, even though he says he's not cool. here's a sneak peek of next week's episode, don't watc of "the voice." take a look at this. i don't -- no spoilers. >> i've been making records since i was like 18. i didn't grow up in the public eye. but i worked with justin when he was your age. >> oh, shoot! uh-oh. uh-oh. >> wait a minute. justin who? justin who? >> no, no, no. and britney too, by the way. >> britney who? >> uh-oh. uh-oh. you know, i worked with both of them before he ever met them on the mickey mouse club. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, here we go! yes! >> she is an artist that's lived it since she was 19. i've been making records since i was 19. but i was also producing artists that were 19. >> but i lived it. i lived it! >> so it's different. you have the growing plant, and then you have the greenhouse. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got the growing plant and then you've got the greenhouse. come on, pharrell williams. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is an international superstar. she's a former miss world. she's made over 50 films, and she stars in he popular drama "quantico," which returns this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on abc. look at her here on the cover. beautiful, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this is me -- this is me on the back cover there. [ laughter ] i was about to go to sleep with my handbag and then -- [ laughter ] everyone, please welcome priyanka chopra.

[ cheers and applause ] >> damn. >> jimmy: please. >> they are everything. >> jimmy: the roots are everything. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah, they are. >> i've been watching backstage, and i just -- i was like, "yes, keep playing." >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i'm like just make an app. [ laughter ] make an app. just get it over with. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. you look gorgeous. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: please. oh, my gosh. i have so much to talk to you about. i just saw you in l.a. you were at the inoscars. and then you're filming in - >> miami. >> jimmy: miami. >> i took a redeye on -- after the oscars, after the vanity fair party. i did a red carpet. i went right back onto the road, sat in the car, changed into my jeans from my gown, got onto a redeye, started shooting "baywatch" monday morning. >> jimmy: "baywatch." >> yeah. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause ] we're excited about this. >>e oh, he's credible too. >> jimmy: they just announced the hoff -- da ohvid haaselhoff is going to do a cameo. >> yes, he is going to do a a cameo. >> jimmy: oh, i love, i love, i love. >> he had to do a cameo. >> jimmy: he has too, right? >> i mean, there's no way we can have "baywatch" without him. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. and then you're -- >> i mean, we could but it's great that he's --

no you have to do it. and then you have -- >> we have the rock. >> jimmy: dwayne johnson, the rock. >> we have zac efron. >>he jimmy: zac efron. oh, it's gonna be n. >> we have kelly robach. alexandra daddario. we have an amazing cast. joe hn bass. it's great. >> jimmy: you were saying that the people in india know our show. >> yes. oh ma, my god. you air on comedy ntral in india. and i want to give a big shout out to india. i miss you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, i miss you. i miss you, india. we had something. what happened? >> have you been -- >> jimmy: what? >> to india? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] but i plan to. >> my point. >> jimmy: yeah, i'd plan -- i'd love to go to india. >> of course. >> jimmy: how do i say hello and thank you for everyone -- everyone for watching? >> namaste, india. >> jimmy: namaste? >> namaste. you know namaste. >> jimmy: yeah, but that's too easy. it can't just be namaste, india. [ speaking foreign language ] >> jimmy: there you go. [ speaking foreign language ] >> yes. >> jimmy: india. >> india. yay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy. no, what's strange is that our show airs all over the place. >> i've been -- oh my god, and ey love you. >> jimmy: oh, no, no. that's so nice.

and we love you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, just lie to me. i want to know about this, because a lot of people don't know the stories about you. you were miss world. >> yes. >> jimmy: and miss india, right? without even ever being in a a pageant. how is this possible? do you just -- you go i'll try something and then you just start winning you're like it actually kind of was like that, because i was -- i was studying in school when i was -- i was in america. i went to my high school here. in fact, in new york. flushing, queens. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: flushing, queens? shout out to queens. i love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> shout out to queens. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was in robert . kennedy high school if anyone knows that. and if it still exists. i don't know. >> jimmy: now you're getting really meta. yeah. this is like to remember. >> i know. [ laughter ] i just want to prove that i actually was there. you know? people would be like, she's just saying things. >> jimmy: no one's doubting, yeah. >> and then i went to india. and my mom taught, because i came here when i was 12. i went back when i was 17. and she obviously thought that, you know, i grew up and i grew up pretty. she sent my pictures in to miss india, and they selected me, and i was like, "oh, my god. the -- times of india knows me? i' like that pretty?" >> jimmy: you know you were

a grocery -- >> yeah. i was like, they just discovered me at a grocery store. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they just cut out -- your mom was like sending pictures all around town, yeah. >> yeah, and i won that. and then they sent me to miss world, and i won that too. >> jimmy: gosh. i mean, that's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] no t bad. >> it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: that's not bad at all. and now here you are on "quantico." big hit on abc. it's a great show. [ cheers and applause ] it's a big hit, and it just announced that it got renewed for a second season. >> yes, we did! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so come on. yes, we did it! come on! namaste. namaste, abc. yeah. [ laughter ] >> while i was on my way to jimmy fallon is when i got the e-mail saying we got an official -- so you're my lucky charm. >> jimmy: see, i'm lucky. i'm good luck. i'm good luck. please, everyone gets good luck. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so happy. ifcy you haven't seen the show, could you set it up for people if they don't know the show? >> yes, please. it's a show based -- i mean it's called "quantico." it's about fbi agents. >> jim atyeah. >> but it'o an awesome show about a bunch of people who -- there's -- there's -- in fact, in grand central blows up in

i am blamed for it and i have to figure out who within the fbi is the terrorist, which we will find out at the end of the episode -- end of the season. >> jimmy: a-ha. see, it's getting tricky. i love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my gosh. and it's so tricky, it's very hard to keep up. >> jimmy: really? >> it's very hard -- it's quintessential television. you're like wait, what? >> jimmy: so yeah -- yeah, but that's it. >> no, that guy. >> jimmy: it's exciting. no, it's him. oh, he's the mole. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: no, he's the eye. no, i love it. i'm in. i'm in. i wanted to talk to you about this, because you said you lived in queens. and you went to -- what high >> robert f. kennedy. >> jimmy: robert f. kennedy. of course. i'm sorry about that. and in new york, we were talking about what foods you ate here and stuff like that, what you missed from new york. >> it was my favorite -- my favorite thing about new york was its food. >> jimmy: yeah. it's the best. >> the pizza. >> jimmy: the pizza is the best. >> today, again, i landed from miami this morning to come to the show and the first thing i did was have a hot dog at a hot dog stand. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> with everything. >> jimmy: that is the greatest thing. i love that. i love that you did that. >> with everything. >> jimmy: with everything on it? >> everything.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- >> relish, mustard, ketchup, everything. >> jimmy: you did everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but also, you're a a hot wing girl. >> oh, i love hot wings. atomic wings. >> jimmy: no, i know atomic wings. absolutely. nuclear. >> nuclear. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they're -- i'm indian. it's all about the spice. >> jimmy: oh, no. i'm vindaloo all the way. [ laughter ] they'll get that in india. >> we have to bring you to india. >> jimmy: please. >> oh, my god. fallon on -- fallon in india. >> jimmy: fallon in india, hashtag it, you guys. come on. >> hashtag fallon. >> jimmy: let's make it happen. [ cheers and applause ] let's go. i'll go with you next week. but you wanted to challenge me to a wing-eating contest. >> yes, i am -- >> jimmy: this is insane. no one challenges me on my show. i'm the good luck charm. you want to do this? >> i think we should. you know what guys, we're in new york. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's do it! come on, let's go! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, look at this. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. all right.

already look hot. yeah, so these are -- >> they really do. >> jimmy: in front of us are from atomic wings here in new york, they're made with their nuclear hot sauce. >> and i have tabasco just in case that's not enough. and i have milk just in case it's too much. [ laughter ] so we take this -- >> jimmy: i'm not gonna need the milk. [ laughter ] >> i might. >> jimmy: yeah. whoever eats the most wings within 20 seconds wins. >> damn. >> jimmy: yeah. let's get -- >> oh, really. okay. okay. >> jimmy: 20 seconds on the clock. >> yes. okay. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, okay. >> jimmy: ready? on your marks, get set, go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't do more than one. i can't do it. [ laughter ] i can't do more than one. i can't do more than one. come on.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i couldn't even do one. i got a big -- a big -- a big chunky one. my first one was a big one. >> excuses. >> jimmy: excuses? who doesn't love this person right here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] "quantico" returns this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on abc. a performance from loretta lynn. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] some people know how to make an entrance. to thrive under pressure. yo to reject the status quo. and they have no problem passing the competition. thiee aggressive new 2016 lexus gs 350 and 200 turbo. once driven,

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she's had a million ole flings but to her you're nothing new she's cold as ice but you still think she's hot she's got everything it takes and she'll take everything you've got she's got everything it takes and she'll take everything you' got [ ch rs and applause ] >> jimmy: gimme some sugar, there. loretta lynn! [ cheers and applause ] catch her new pbs documentary tomorrow evening. we'll be right back, everybody.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to pharrell williams, priyanka chopra, jesse frederick, loretta lynn once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right here from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night, and i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye-bye.

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