tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC March 18, 2015 11:35pm-12:38am EDT
very nice. hello, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. well, friends, we are in austin, texas, at the long center, amid a sea of cheers. oh, man. that's very kind. i appreciate that. by the way, do you like our neon sign? [ cheers and applause ] you know, we stole them, all of them were stolen. how we doing in l.a., we want something, we just take it, simple as that. i've been here in texas since friday night. i've been away from l.a. five
days. i've already forgotten what kale tastes like. i eat my vegetables tried now as god intended. [ cheers and applause ] i have now consumed everything your city has to offer. my body is dangerously close to no longer being considered a temple. this is how i know i have a problem. last night when asked if i wanted sparkling or flat water i said, bring me a glass of queso. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] cheese, for those who don't know. we've been going out every night after the show. one thing i've noticed about austin, when you're trying to meet up with your fremds it's impossible to tell them where you are. yeah, i'm at bar on sixth street, there's a band playing, there's a guy throwing up in a cowboy hat outside. we have about 200 staffers here in austin right now.
they've been out and about. they tell me when people find out they work on the show, a lot of them say, say hi to jimmy for me. which is a nice thing. so if you will allow me i'd like to take a moment to say hi back to some of the people who said hi to our staffers. they've been reporting it and they gave me a list. if you will indulge me. hi, asian lady in the hotel elevator who told one of our directors she had cute shoes. hi, weird guy in the marriott lobby bar who asked one of our writers if she's funny. hi, female pedicab driver, who was unfortunate enough to have to pedal two of our fattest lighting guys around. hi, bartender, who insists he once caught 50,000 pounds of fish in one day. hi, every person in the church my audio guy goes to. hi, white guy with dread locks who sold weed to jason, our p.a. hi, hotel concierge, who thinks i'm jimmy fallon.
hi, cashier at whippen, who likes the show but goes to bed before it starts. hi, parking valet, who claims he tried to get tickets to the show on stub hub even though they're free. hi, pleasant older advertising executive, who met my writers over breakfast and enthusiastically told them about a large statue in alabama. hi, uber driver, who for some reason ended the ride by wishing my staffers a happy birthday. hi, drunk guy, who jumped into my stage manager's pedicab screaming, let's split it, even though he had no idea where the cab was headed and then immediately fell asleep. hi, other drunk guy in karaoke bar, who refused to believe our teleprompter operator bob was not simpson's creator matt groenig. where is bob? [ cheers and applause ] hi, very nice alamo draft house employees, who let us take pictures in their building
without saying they had to ask the manager first. hi, ms. p from ms. p's chicken who invited my assistants to have a drink with her, then made them pay for not only their drinks but also her brother's drink. and finally i'd like to say hi to the various logical establishments who greeted me this week using their windows and marquees. hi, delicious very austin frozening you gert on second street who posted i heart jimmy kimmel signs. the teenage girl from one direction. hi, iron cactus, who named a margarita after me, which is the greatest honor. hi, everyone at dots, who for some reason thought a sign who said jimmy kimmel stuffs a sock in his skinny jeans is a compliment. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, that's not a sock, it's a breakfast taco. and guillermo says hi to everyone too. by the way, we have something
special planned for guillermo tonight. south by southwest, guillermo is going to attempt to break the guinness world record for most lanyards worn at once. guillermo, please bring him out! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, everybody! hi! how are you? >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. guillermo, can you hear me? >> guillermo: yes! >> jimmy: how many lanyards are you wearing right now? >> guillermo: 299. >> jimmy: 299 lanyards. kim is here from the guinness book of world records. she's an official official, correct? >> that's correct. >> jimmy: what is the world record for most lanyards worn? >> guillermo's here to inaugurate the perfect record for south by southwest. >> jimmy: so there is no world record? >> he needs to put on at least 300 lanyards at once.
>> jimmy: who decided 300 was the right number? >> we did research into similar records that we have and nearly that many has been achieved with neck ties so we figured with lanyards this makes a lot of sense. >> jimmy: interesting. so i have a lanyard here in my pocket. you're saying that if i put this, the 300th lanyard, around what's left of guillermo's neck, he will become the guinness world record holder? >> yes, sir, that is the record-breaking lanyard. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you ready to make history? >> guillermo: ready to make history! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: congratulations. thank you. guillermo, wow.
please don't ever say we don't do important things on this show. okay? south by southwest is quite an event, it's where music, movies and technology come together. the tech portion of the festival came to a close last night so don't worry, it's safe to go back on tinder, the nerds are gone. they zoomed off in their driverless cars to who knows where. music now takes center stage at south by and it's gas great at south by southwest. i wanted to check in to see how things are going at the north by northeast music festival right now. let's see. ♪ >> jimmy: oh, that is -- all right. so not as well. that's the mumford the other sons don't talk about. [ laughter ] there's so many great musicians in this city. tonight we have one of the best sitting in with cleto and the cletones, the great dale watson is here, welcome. thanks for coming, dale. [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: i do want to say something. there's a lot of focus on how much people drink at south by. people aren't just drinking. it's a stereotype. people are also smoking marijuana. [ laughter ] even though pot is illegal in the state of texas, somehow, someone managed to sneak some this. this is something we do from time to time back home in l.a., we ask pot smokers what they know about a variety of subjects and we thought it might be fun to do that here. it is time for a south by edition of "pot quiz." >> i live in austin, texas. >> very cool. talin, do you smoke weed? >> yes, i do. >> a lot? >> yeah, sure. >> who's the mayor of austin? >> i don't know. i just live
>> who's the mayor "the simso simpsons"? >> mare quiby. >> who died over and over in south park? >> kenny. >> who was with davy crockett at the alamo? >> i don't know. >> who spoke with cheech? >> chong. >> what day is texas independence? >> texas independence? i have no [ bleep ] clue. >> what day is 420? >> january, february, march -- april 20th. >> who's the governor of texas? >> i have no [ bleep ] clue. >> who's scooby-doo's best friend? >> shaggy. >> name supreme court justices. >> beyond know. >> name as many kardashians as you can. >> chloe, kylie, kendall, kim, the one who had a bunch of babies -- >> name me one super pac. >> one super pac? no. >> can you name one great austin doughnut place to go to when you're high? >> round the clock doughnuts. >> name the three branches of
government. >> the judicial. [ bleep ]. >> can you name three types of doritos? >> traditional -- one starts with a "b." [ bleep ]. history. [ bleep ]. what was the next question? >> name three types of doritos. >> three types of doritos? ranch, the nacho cheese, hell, yeah, taco bell. [ bleep ]. >> name as many senators as you can. >> what? i don't even know -- i don't like senators. >> name as many strains of weed as you can. >> oh, i can definitely do that. golden pineapple. dolphins choking on trash. neat bodies. >> strawberry puff, tangerine cush, cat piss. >> cat piss? >> yeah, it's like cat piss.
>> are you high right now? >> so high, stoned to the bone. >> what state are you in? >> texas. >> are you aware you're committing a felony on camera? >> definitely not, never. >> who said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself? >> hemingway? >> who says smoke me when i die? >> willie nelson. >> who's the highest musician in the world? >> that would be me. i can't believe you didn't know that was fdr. must be smoking better [ bleep ] than i got. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't think so. i don't think so. we have a good show for you tonight. dale watson is here with the cletones. we have more music with james bay. comedian burress is with us. from the dallas cowboys tony romo is here. we are live at the long center in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i lie when i drink and i drink a lot ♪ >> jimmy: hello one and all. that is dale watton. hannibal billion burress is with us, music from a talented young british gentleman, album comes out monday, "chaos and the equal," james bay from the at&t stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by the great bill murray from "the walking dead." we'll have music from the weekend. and on friday, willie nelson will be here in studio with us. [ cheers and applause ]
kanye west was supposed to be here too but he canceled. or maybe he's planning to jump onstage unexpectedly to interrupt willie. so if you do not like kanye west, make sure to tune in friday night to not see mill. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've been giving members of our studio audience these little -- they're like flat stanleys. we call them guillermo flattos. we've been asking people to post pictures online, it's been a full-time job here. these ladies put him headfirst into a glass of wine. here is guillermo flatto at the peter pan mini golf right there in peter pan. we've got guillermo, this is where he would really be doughnuts for dinner at
do's in austin. here a rainbow appeared over his image, miraculous. guillermo on top of the tallest building in austin. guillermo hanging out with the ladies at south by southwest. and finally, look what i found on my tortilla. guillermo in us a tone. there he is. like jesus, you appear in all manner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you want to take that off? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: is that uncomfortable? >> guillermo: very uncomfortable, yeah. >> jimmy: you know he's telling -- you're kind of a little bit mad, right? >> guillermo: yeah lot, yeah, yeah. let's get moving. >> jimmy: you can take them off. he's the world record holder now. take them off, take all your clothes off too. [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: if you want a guillermo flatto, download him at jimmy kimmellive.com and post it. our first guest holds the single most important job in the state of texas. more important than senator, more important than governor, more important than willie nelson's weed dealer. he is the starting quarterback for the dallascompa cowboys. please welcome four-time pro bowler tony romo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, i'm good. >> jimmy: very good to see you. is there a higher-profile position in all of team sports? i'm not just talking about football. baseball, anything. than quarterback for the dallas cowboys? >> other than an abc talk show, i wouldn't say there's anything. >> jimmy: right, of course. do you have a sense how crazy cowboys fans can be?
do you get that all the time? >> yeah. i mean, i think there's some passionate fans out there sometimes. i mean, really even today, i was actually -- i came in and -- i don't know how many of you here know. he has a cousin, his name is sal. so sal is actually a fantastic guy. he's wonderful, he's a big cowboys fan, he's great. i hadn't met him yet and i was waiting to see him when i got backstage. i'm going to the bathroom. and sal literally comes into the bathroom. i'm peeing. he comes over, i'm standing there, he starts peeing next to me. i'm like, i think this might be sal. he says hi, i say hi. can we wash our hands first? no. >> jimmy: did you wash your hands together? that's a beautiful story. >> no. >> jimmy: my cousin sal, this is not a joke, named his son after
you, jack romo. i said, what if hi gets traded? he didn't care. he named his other sons after harrison ford and archie bunker. [ laughter ] you're in very good company. >> i am, i am. i'll take it. it's pretty cool? do you think you are an underrated player? >> yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know the answer. i think you are. even though you're the quarterback for the dallas cowboys, which obviously is not -- you're not exactly lurking in the shadows. this season you went undefeated on the road, you won the nfc east -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you led the nfl in quarterback rating, you passed troy aikman for most career passing yards by a cowboy, the cowboys' all-time record for completions and touchdowns, 4 1/2 stars on yelp, i don't know if you're aware of that. yet every time i see a commercial, there's peyton manning.
why doesn't papa john love you as much as he loves -- >> great question. great question. ? do you feel that way? do you feel like, people should notice me more? >> i think what you find is you haven't watched much tv. i just did a pizza hut commercial. >> jimmy: you did, okay. >> i feel like i'm rising up slowly. >> jimmy: well, good. you have to rise through the pizza ranks. >> exactly. >> jimmy: in your opinion, was it a catch? >> i think there's no doubt it was a catch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. >> all-out blitz. here comes this perfect pass. >> jimmy: beautiful pass, beautiful pass. >> touchdown. game winner, super bowl champions. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: even cam shields, the guy who got beat on that may, said he thought it was a pass.
>> a catch, yeah. >> jimmy: catch, rather. [ laughter ] >> i agree, it was a great pass. but -- no it was a great play. dez made a great play on it. the games come down to that sometimes. i think anybody who's a cowboy fan knows the same as i do it hurts afterward. but we're not all on tv, can't just go and have fun every day. you do what you can. >> jimmy: we don't all have pizza commercials, yeah. do you think they should change the rule? >> yeah, i think they should give us a win so we can go back and play for the super bowl. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to know about this. this is a photograph of you in a luxury box, at&t stadium, with two presidents. clinton and bush. what was going on here? >> well -- [ laughter ] >> i do have a funny story i should or shouldn't tell. >> jimmy: tell it.
[ laughter ] >> well -- that was -- there's a few -- a month or two before then, maybe six or seven months, i actually see george bush. rewind it. two years earlier, george w. is flipping a coin at a football game to start the regular season. he comes out there, i'm in the middle getting ready for our first game of the year. george w. comes out. flips the coin. we're getting the ball. he goes, tony, i want to play golf when you're back in dallas. i'm like, all right, that's neat, i feel pretty special. i'm like, okay, appreciate interest, boom, we go play. well, you know -- i don't get the call. you know, it's okay. but fast forward a couple of months, i'm at pebble beach, i see him having dinner with jim nance. i know jim, i feel comfortable going over to say hi. i'm sitting with my wife, let's wait till the end. we get up to leave. i'm like, i think he had a hard time getting ahold of me, maybe i'll give him my number so we can play golf. i get there and i'm like, i got
nothing. these guys don't hold phones, do they? cell phones? i'm like, i'm going to write on it a piece of paper. i can't find a piece of paper bigger than the side of my finger. it's literally like the smallest piece of paper ever this waiter brings me. i'm like, okay. put my number down. i go to say hi. i end up giving -- it seems normal at the time that you're going the ex-president your number. i'm like, hey, give me a call, let's play some golf. he's like, absolutely. don't call after 11:00, i go to sleep early, you know. and i'm leaving, sitting there, i'm like, hm. maybe that wasn't the best course -- that worked in high school but i'm not sure that's going to work. >> jimmy: do you think he'll go to the prom with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you still waiting for that call snfshlgts i'm ready to play golf. >> jimmy: president bush, call the guy, he's lonely for god's sakes. tony romo is here. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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tony, so it's been an eventful offseason for the dallas cowboys. you lose the offensive player of the year demarco murray -- i mean, that had to bum you out, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how do you get the news when something like that happens? do they call you first? >> they asked me if we should do it. no, just kidding. obvious just kidding. you have no part. as a player you're hoping. that all your teammates can stay for your whole career. you get close to certain guys and i was close with demarco. a month or two before you're trying to be hey, tell ownership that you want to keep them. i'm disappointed we lost him. but we're in the bus in arizona. after the pro bowl. super bowl week. so jerry jones and steven jones, our owners of the dallas cowboys, jason garrett are there.
a few other people. we're talking. i'm trying to actually push the envelope of keeping demarco. i think everyone wants to do that. they're throwing out things. we'd had a few drinks at the time. there's some passionate speeches going on about what you want them to do. one of them was my own. i sit there and i looked over at steven, who's probably going to take over for jerry one day as the owner. and i said, steven, you've got 25 to 30 years to win championships. i'm like, look over at jason, you're the next tom landry, you've got 25 to 30 years left to go win championships. i didn't know what i was saying. i was like, me and jer, we've got four or five years left only. i was trying to push the envelope like we needed to bring demarco murray and everybody back but i'm being telling him, you're going to die. that was not my intent. it's just that it's now, it's
time. >> jimmy: is it more upsetting when he goes to a rival like the eagles? it's not like a team -- i imagine this is a team that you -- yes? >> yeah, i do not like them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you call them and say, i wish you well? did you have a farewell shower or anything together? >> i talked to him throughout the weekend before, obviously try to tell him how much we loved him and wanted him. sometimes they're business decisions, you can't fault him in that regard. he's got one or two opportunities in his career to really get paid for what he's done, put all his time and effort in. after it was done i could not get myself to call him over two days. it was hard. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then i talked to him. i wished him the best. he's a great guy. he's well deserving of everything that's come his way. >> jimmy: what do you think about next season? do you feel strong about it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you feel that the team will be as good as it was last year?
>> you know, it's a great question. yes, i do. i think we're going to -- [ cheers and applause ] we have a chance to be good every year in the nfl brings about new challenges. i think one of the worst things you can do is be like, hey, we're going to pick up where we left off, we're going to almost just restart -- not necessarily restart, just kind of, you know -- we're picking up this thing from right where it ends, take that next step. you can't do that. you literally have to start over. go back and say, all right, it's march 1st. it's time to grind. i don't care if you're one guy, 12, 13, you've got to start over and grind at it and get better and pretend like it's your first year in the nfl where you get exposed. i think our team is going to take that approach. >> jimmy: that's how i approach dancing. when it's time to grind i start dpripding. [ cheers and applause ] >> it is. guillermo's told me you're
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: dale watson. still to come, music from james bay and hannibal burress. everyone loves south by southwest. the one thing everyone hates is standing in line. so guillermo and bernie the brisk shark did something kind of out there by throwing a party in the back. it's like a mullet brought to life.
♪ lines lines lines lines >> guillermo: look at this line, what a big line. it sucks to be in the back of the line. but we're going to change that right now. hey, everyone! who wants to party at the back? a shark, wow. this is way better than being at the front of the line! ♪ >> look, austin guillermo! >> guillermo: that's right! >> go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! >> guillermo: yeah! >> party in the back, party in the back, party in the back! >> let's go make fun of the people at the front of the line, let's go! you guys want to party in the
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are in austin, texas. dale watson. our next guest is a very funny person, you know him from many, many funny tv shows. he's been performing live all over austin all this week. you can see him in wilmington, delaware, at the grand opera house on march 26th. please welcome hannibal burress! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's up? >> i'm doing well. >> jimmy: how long have you been in town? >> monday. feels like way longer than that. yeah.
>> jimmy: hitting it pretty hard? >> time moves slow when you're destroying yourself. >> jimmy: and you're working probably like sometimes almost an hour a day, right? >> yeah, man. an hour. sometimes yeah, up to an hour and ten minutes. it's been fun. it's a fun time. >> jimmy: are you in the middle of your comedy tour? >> yeah, i've been touring since october. it's been heavy. >> jimmy: since october. you go all over the country? >> all over, everywhere. >> jimmy: so this is kind of a big stop in the middle of the tour. was this part of the tour? >> this was -- i did a last-minute gig with funny or die in austin. we added this. then i saw you doing the show, i asked to do your show. >> jimmy: we said, yeah, we'd love to have you do the show and here you are, like magic, unbelievable. >> like magic. krm [ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: you weren't originally planning to be here tonight, you stayed for us? >> i stayed for you guys. i was in a hotel a couple of nights and i was going to stay, asked them if i could get
another night, and then they said, no, it's sold out for wednesday night. and then i was doing the show and then they said, oh, it's all taken care of, you have a room, mr. burress. all right. did you all kill somebody? [ laughter ] because i had a room when they told me no. >> jimmy: you're amazed what you can do when you decide to sleep in bunk beds. we made room for you. i'm glad you came. one thing i thought was crazy is that this bill cosby thing, you kind of got it started. you're the one that spoke about bill. and it snowballed. really put a crimp in his dating life. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> no, it's definitely a weird situation, man. i get a lot of messages from people about it. you know, the weirdest thing about getting a death threat
from a body builder on facebook when is you click on his profile and see that you have one mutual friend. [ laughter ] having to hit the friend and up say, hey, man, can you tell your buddy to stop saying he's going to murder me? i didn't really think he was going to kill me, i'd just rather not take that information into my head. i'm going to kill hannibal burress! i'm going to his coffee shop, buy something to get the wi-fi password, sitting down, pulling in my laptop, logging into facebook. then spelling hannibal burress. then spelling burress correctly. >> jimmy: you did the justin bieber roast over the weekend. >> i did, yeah. >> jimmy: kevin hart was here. he indicated that he felt maybe justin was crying. had you done a roast before? >> i've never done a roast. i've watched a lot, never done a roast. it's a weird state of mind to be in when you have three or four
weeks to just think of the foulest things you can say about somebody. also knowing other people want to dance snoop dogg. it's weird thing. snoop dogg's thinking of weird [ bleep ] to say to me right now. snoop dogg. >> jimmy: did snoop dogg say something mean to you? >> he said some mean stuff. >> jimmy: he did? wow. was that a fun experience? >> it was really fun. it was just weird. i tried out the jokes. i tried out my roast jokes during my standup set and they went fine. it's weird when you have to say something about martha stewart's vagina right in front of her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't have to. >> you don't have to but it's a roast. >> jimmy: when the law requires. >> when the law requires you. but it was weird. martha stewart is sitting two seats away from me and in a few minutes i'm going to get up there and say something very mean about her private parts. it's a roast, it's a roast. >> jimmy: you tweeted something yesterday while here in austin. you said, i'm in austin, i will
play drums in your band tomorrow between 12:00 and 5:00. i can't play drums, it will be bad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that a real offer? >> that was a real offer. because i was hanging with a friend, got offered a jer began gig, he couldn't do it. i said, tell him i'll do it, even though i can't play true thats the show will be packed. i didn't do that gig but his band hit me up. it was this band, they said i can do it. >> jimmy: what was the band? >> the band is named -- uh -- this is horrible. >> jimmy: this is your band. you don't even know your band's name. this is their big moment. at south by southwest. their drummer can't even remember their name. >> this is bad. i'm disappointed in myself. >> jimmy: we have plenty -- >> you don't have the name? >> jimmy: i don't have the name. >> what about your research department? why are you putting it on me? you all are here working. i've been out in the streets getting drunk. of course i can't remember.
>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank everyone here in austin. i want to thank tony romo, hannibal burress, thanks to dale watson. apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time. "nightline" is coming up next. first, this is his album, it's called "chaos and the dawn." it comes out monday. here with the song "hold back the river," james bay! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ tried to keep
you close to me but life got in between ♪ ♪ tried to square not being there but it's there that i should've been ♪ ♪ hold back the river let me look in your eyes hold back the river so i ♪ ♪ can stop for a minute and see where you hide hold back the river hold back ♪ ♪ ♪ once upon a different life we rode our bikes into the sky ♪
♪ now we come against the tide those distant days all flashing by ♪ ♪ hold back the river let me look in your eyes hold back the river so i ♪ ♪ can stop for a minute and be by your side hold back the river hold back ♪ ♪ hold back the river let me look in your eyes hold back the river so i ♪ ♪ can stop for a minute and see where you are hold back the river hold back ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh ♪ ♪ lonely water
lonely water won't you let us wander let us hold each other ♪ ♪ lonely water lonely water won't you let us wander let us hold each other ♪ ♪ hold back the river let me look in your eyes hold back the river so i ♪ ♪ can stop for a minute and be by your side hold back the river hold back ♪ ♪ hold back the river let me look in your eyes hold back the river so i ♪ ♪ can stop for a minute and be by your side hold back the river hold back ♪ ♪ lonely water lonely water won't you
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