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very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for tuning in. i'm delighted to share the evening with you. we have a good show. ryan seacrest with us tonight. "pitch perfect 2" brittany snow is with us tonight. the tie um fant return of mash up monday. we combine two bands to form one bands. it is the equivalent of chocolate and peanut butter. previously we merged weezer and zz top, we had morris day and kenny and reo speed wagon to perform imagi imagine reo speeddragons.
we are creating matchups that will last a lifetime. i had an interesting weekend. i was in las vegas for the fight of the century, floyd mayweather versus manny pacquiao. manny was on the show a couple of weeks ago and i asked if i could be his justin bieber. justin bieber if you don't know walks in the ring with floyd mayweather when he fights looking tough and hanging with him. but manny pacquiao doesn't have a sexy teen idol in his camp so i offered myself. much to my surprise -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: he accepted and said you can come to the fight and walk in the ring with me. so that's what i did. >> the pride of the philippines -- manny pacquiao! [ applause ] >> jimmy: immediately after it concluded you may have heard the chant building in the arena,
manny, manny, manny. manny would walk first. it is a suggestion that just as the case -- maybe this house -- >> i think it is true from what we have seen so far this evening. -- >> on the way in to the arena. just decided. manny's trainer freddie roach stopped and took a selfie. i had no idea what was happening. i went ahead and photo bombed it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was i didn't know what was going on. turns out it was something they planned with samsung. do you think mike tyson when he was fighting would have stopped if ar selfie on the way in to the ring? he probably would have eaten the phone. i was in the locker room almost an hour before the fight. i watched the undercards. they came and got me, took me
back in to this room, small room. there were a bunch of people in there. then the police came and cleared everyone out except for manny's trainer, his assistant trainer, cut man, bucket man, security guys and me. at one point, freddie went somewhere and the other trainer went somewhere. it was just me and manny sitting there. he is warming up for the biggest fight of his life and i'm standing there wearing gold chains and a stupid hat. i'm like uh, good luck. go get them. unfortunately i was unable to bring good fortune to manny and the people of the philippines. manny pacquiao is a congressman in the philippines which must be weird to see one of their congressman fight on tv. i wish our congressman krem would do that. i'd pay $100 to see john boehner fight somebody. i'd pay $100 to see him without a shirt. there were so many celebrities at the fight.
cleto was with me. beyonce, jay-z, robert denooen near row, denzel washington. >> clint eastwood. >> ben affleck with him. louis ck, a fifth of -- vern slower, you know mini me, glad i wasn't in front of him. the whole time i would be looking back going, sorry, dude. tom brady was there. tom brady went to the kentucky derby in the afternoon and at the fight in vegas that night. even tom brady and gisele need a break from time to time. that should make us feel good about ourselves. >> floyd mayweather has five title belts. hopefully he will give one to justin bieber so he can keep his pants up for a change. i want to thank freddie roach and manny pacquiao for letting me be part of the team. i don't know how much i helped the team. i wish this was first time i
brought bad luck to the team. i was part of lee harvey oswald's entourage and we know that started out and ed stark in the first season of "game of thrones" and here i wm a old yeller. the moral of the story, don't invite me to anything. the new movie avengers age of ultron, despite the fact that the fight was on saturday night, and cut in to business on saturday, the sequel made $191 million over the weekend. if i said it once, i said it 1,000 times people love independent film. the second biggest domestic opening of all time. is it me or is every movie the second biggest opening of all time? by the way, floyd mayweather to put it in perspective made $200 million more than the avenger and he doesn't have to split it with iron man and the hulk. i almost forgot to wish happy
"star wars" day to all. it is may 4th. as in may the 4th be with you. the biggest holiday of the year for people with a lisp. an then tomorrow is cinco de mayo, guillermo. >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: this is pretty funny. this is from the local nbc affiliate in our nation's capital who were kind enough to provide us with tonight's edition of excellence in reporting. >> we're finally getting some warm weather around here. don't you love it? transportation departments are still digging out of a butt hole -- budget hole. >> she will be digging out of that one for a while. those in our studio audience know that hollywood boulevard is an unusual place. so much weirdness out there. we have desensitized to it. especially those who work here every day. you see a guy dressed as thor
eating pizza out of a garbage can and don't bat an eye. people don't interact here. from time to time we like to set a bizarre scenario up to see how long it takes for someone to get involved in it. today, we sent one of our props guys to the roof of our theater. we had him dangle a burrito over the side of the theater with a fishing rod and see how long it will take for someone to eat a flying burrito. ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ >> jimmy: all right that. man is dead now. you want to see another one? this one is weirder. we built a box with a view finder on top of the box and made a sign with an arrow pointing to it that said boobs. how long will it take for someone to look in the box that says boobs on it. ♪ >> stop. >> boobs ♪
♪ [ alarm ] >> pervert, pervert, pervert! pervert! >> jimmy: at least you have an umbrella. we have one more of those. we will show you that and the new royal baby and cautionary tale about leaving your microphone on when you go to the bathroom when we return. we'll be right back. ♪ whiand repeat themselves.....
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>. >> jimmy: i hoped you would come back and you did. ryan seacrest, brittany snow and mashup monday with imagine reo speedragons. a new royal baby. it is like a new iphone to us. on saturday prince william and princess kate welcomed their second child. they named her charlotte elizabeth diana. they were originally going with sa sarah michelle gellar. so they took a buzz feed kid to find which sex and the city character she was. she was a charlotte and charlotte is fifth in line for the throne. it goes prince charles, prince william, prince george, elton john's shoulder pad and then charlotte. the baby's official title is
royal highness princess charlotte protector, destroyer of the great -- there's a couple of them. on the step of the hospital with child. she weighed just over eight pounds which is $12 american. princess kate will begin maternity leave for what i'm not sure. she looks great. looks like she got an epidural and a blowout while she was in there. congratulations to will and kate and the people of great britain. [ applause ] the british people get very excited about a royal baby because a new baby is the only one who's allowed to poop in the queen's lap. this is great. this is from a meeting of the city council in georgetown, texas last week. the mayor, a gentleman named dale ross forgot to turn off his microphone when he went to the restroom. >> deadly infections. there's something we can do about it. what we can do is call on --
governmental representatives -- that are higher up the chain of command. [ laughter ] and ask for action at the federal level. i am aware of mr. brainard's concerns last time. there are situations where i would agrow we should take action first but there are not any operations in georgetown. for us to stay within the city limits would be -- >> the city council woman she tried to keep it together. she failed but it got funnier when the mayor came back in the
meeting. >> would be an empty gesture. so, [ laughter ] don't know any boundaries. state by state approach would just mean -- there would be clusters of disease that would -- [ laughter ] any way, i'm going to stop talking now and ask you give this serious consideration. >> jimmy: very serious consideration will be given no doubt. by the way, maybe the best part that just occurred to me -- she's talking about diseases and infections and if you listen to it, it doesn't sound like the mayor washed his hands. so who says nothing fun happens at city council meetings? should we play one more round of how long? we're going to.
all right. this time we put a pleasant man in a strait jacket which you don't see much anymore. we had him politely ask people passing by to help him out of it. how long did it help for somebody to help a nice man out of a straitjacket. here we go. ♪ will you help me out a little bit. i got stuck in this. is there anything you can do to help me? nothing ♪ >> got stuck in this. can you help me get out of this? >> you got stuck you have to figure it out. >> oh, see. you can help a man. how are you doing? >> good, yourself? >> i'm in a predicament to be honest. could you help me out a bit? i'm not. hey old guy. how are you doing? could you help me out?
♪ can you help me out? oh, that's awesome. >> oh, yeah. that's awesome. thank you. oh, that's awesome. get that lower one right there. thank you. [ dinging ] >> murder, murder, murder! move out of my way! >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. mash up muj with imagine reo speeddragons and brittany snow is here from "pitch perfect 2." and ryan seacrest. stick around. ♪ ♪ the new, twenty-fifteen ford focus believes in "more." more to see. more to feel. ♪ more to make things really, really...
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>> jimmy: hi there. >> jimmy: tonight, from "pitch perfect 2" brittany snow is with us. my mother is obsessed with from "pitch perfect". she's seen it probably 40 times. 50 times. and i have some funny video that she doesn't know i have. provided to me sur rip tishsly through the family. and then, it's mash-up monday. this is where we jam two bands together to form one big hybrid band. tonight, we combine imagine dragons with reo speedwagon. tonight you will experience "imagine reo speedragons." not too long from now. tomorrow night, julie bowen will be here. adam devine will join us. and we'll have music from brandon flowers and maroon 5 and
also i'm seeing nicholas hoult, hailee steinfeld . so many things. >> jimmy: our first guest is the hardest-working manscaper in show business. he hosts a morning radio show every day before we wake up. and grows kardashians in his laboratory late into the night. watch him on "american idol" wednesday nights on fox. please welcome ryan seacrest. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. you have such a long day. >> the manscaping hit home. i'm thinking i'm about due. >> jimmy: you look like you need a shave. how long have you been up? >> i got up at 5:00, on the air at 6:00 and e-mailed you yesterday saying what the hell
about the fight and you responded i lex plain on the air and i had to pay for my ticket. >> jimmy: i did pay for my ticket. one thing about being in manny's entourage you pay for your own ticket. jimmy was my 8:50 live guest this morning. thank you for that. >> jimmy: i was calling in to win tickets. >> we were watching fight. my mother was with me. she said i think i recognize the guy in the hat behind that boxer. i said, oh, behind manny. she said isn't that jimmy kimmel? i said oh, my god, it s. and i said he looks like the guys in that little band run dmc. >> jimmy: that's what everyone thought. not what i was going for but what everyone thought. >> my observation was and i brought it up on the radio with you you are there in the back ground and all of a sudden you start to bob and weave, bounce a
little bit. why? >> jimmy: i thought we were going to all bounce. remember the band crisscross? >> right. >> jimmy: manny was doing this, i thought i better start doing it. soy started to bounce. >> he is looking around like, just bounce a little bit right here. >> jimmy: i didn't want to slog up there. i was in the ring which was not on television. >> we didn't know you were in the ring. i didn't realize that. >> jimmy: i was in the ring. they brought me in the ring and i'm like what am i doing in the ring. i need to get out of the ring. i got out of the ring and they are like no, get up in the ring. >> what was your role in the ring? >> jimmy: i had no role in the ring. then i started to think what if this is a trick on me. what if i have to fight floyd mayweather tonight. what is f this is a terrible prank organized by everybody to get me back. >> the losing purse isn't so bad. so it would have been --
>> jimmy: believe me i would have had my teeth knocked out, one eyeball out of the socket and been happy. >> the material of the shorts looked like snake skin or something. he had a guy that was pulling his waist out to vent any tightness. i guess he couldn't breathe in that material from the waist down. >> jimmy: makes a lot of sense. >> i thought you were the guy for manny. >> jimmy: i would have been that guy. [ applause ] i would have been the venting guy. >> jimmy the venter. >> jimmy: so you watched with your mom, huh? wow, what's going on with you? your parents in town? >> they are in town. we celebrated my mom's birthday on saturday night, the fight night. >> jimmy: what a celebration for mom. mom, we're going to watch boxing for your birthday. >> she said, why, they are just dancing.
so we had this traditional pialla. i have the next house next to my house for them to stay. i stay for long periods of time now. last night, i took this picture last night. i walk in to my kitchen and i see these two people in my pantry with brown paper bags taking things. they are loading up like clam juice and gluten free cheese its and all kinds of things and it's my mom and dad. it's literally -- this is last night. my mom and dad looting the pantry. >> jimmy: wow! [ applause ] my dad, he's off. they are about to walk out of the gate down a street with these bags to the house next door. >> jimmy: your parents are like vagrants and you have a pizza oven. i feel like you have cheated on me without telling me about it. >> this is your specialty.
>> jimmy: i don't want your parents stealing my food but yes. you have to do something about that. that's what you get for making your mom watch a boxing match she has no interest in on her birthday. >> loot my pantry. >> jimmy: we were talking about the prom and you have the promposals. >> they are elaborate. >> jimmy: they are annoying i think. did you i do do that when you were a kid? >> it wasn't a promposal, you would write a note, check yes, no or maybe. >> jimmy: who did you take to the prom? >> i went a couple of times. i was fortunate enough to go to the senior prom as a sophomore. i got invited by the girl i was dating. >> jimmy: really? she was a senior and you were a sophomore? >> yeah. i don't know how. >> jimmy: you horny devil. >> i got lucky enough because all of the other kids were older. my mom let me stay out all night at the hilton downtown atlanta. >> jimmy: oh. she was raiding the fridge in your room probably. >> so yeah. >> jimmy: we found a photograph
of you at the prom that i want to ask you about. that's you. >> okay. so is in the one? >> where did you find it? >> on the internet. >> okay. >> jimmy: it is in my keepsake box. >> you could finally use it now. >> that is laurel and i was a sophomore. she was a senior. >> jimmy: wow! >> we got to stay at the. >> jimmy: look at your hands. look at that position. did they tell you to do that? it is very -- like you are moving a plant. >> the photographer, the stage manager says here. you know, you don't know what you are doing at that stage. >> jimmy: you have to be -- did you buy that corsage for her wrist? >> i think is that the butten near? >> i don't know. i didn't go to the prom. i was home alone on that night. >> it worked out fine for you. >> jimmy: you got her a wristband with the flowers on it. >> quite a lot of material back
in the day, huh. >> jimmy: there was a lot of material back then. >> promise -- when i was in high school, it was much simpler. you would just ask and get a no and then you ask again and get a no. >> jimmy: did you get nos? >> sure. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> >> jimmy: vo you found those women and exacted your revenge as ryan seacrest? >> no. >> jimmy: when we come back i want to talk about "american idol." >> let's do that. >> jimmy: still going strong. >> yep. >> >> jimmy: and you are doing a special edition of bruce jenner with the kardashians. >> i saw kim was here. and you were distracted. >> jimmy: i was distracted by her cleavage, yes, i was. ryan seacrest is here. we'll be right back. dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by a-t-and-t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: our next guest is a birthday. rr you know mobile share value plans now include rollover data, so the data you don't use this month rolls over to the next month. wow, even better. so what are you gonna do with your old phone?
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we are. >> jimmy: we are back with ryan seacrest. reo speed dragons are coming up. they are combining force and will be good. it is pretty great. >> love that bit. it's great. how many contestants are there on "american idol." >> four left. >> jimmy: the judges were here three weeks ago. they specifically, i think jai j-lo said you have the biggest
trailer of anyone whon the show. is that true? >> there's no chance. she has a double decker trailer with a lanai out front. three people in hollywood have used this trailer, will smith, and j-lo. >> jimmy: she has a used trailer. >> mine is much more used. she has two story, sun deck. it is absolutely beautiful. >> jimmy: yours is smaller. >> absolute limit keith harry and i have the same one and she has this tower in between it where she has a barbecue pit outside and a chaise lounge. >> jimmy: maybe your parents can move in with her. >> the show is one night a week. they can stay there the rest of the week. >> jimmy: tell me about the keeping up with the kardashians special that is planned. what goes on in this particular -- >> there are 0 two extra episodes that will air within the season coming up this month.
it's bruce basically talking to the family and telling the family what he's been going through and what he's going through. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. you shot him telling everyone. >> we did. the show is a docu-series. it is a docu show. >> jimmy: i'm not attacking you. i'm complimenting you. >> this is the reality of him having to share with the family. >> jimmy: by the way, it gives you a different perspective. we saw him sit down with diane sawyer and thought this is amazing and he talks about telling the kids i didn't think he told them with the camera in the room which is crazy. >> he's been doing it so many years with the camera in the room. so this is his story. >> jimmy: have you conditioned these people that they don't realize the camera is on anymore? >> there are times where we have one person in the room and you don't feel there is a camera there. throughout the years there have been some unvarnished real
moments with the family. we have what we call a skeleton crew. one person with a small camera. >> jimmy: do you have stuff where this is too much and can't put it in here. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: will you release it on a dvd? >> i'd like to do that. >> jimmy: hold this stuff. >> i'm waiting until i have nothing left and then pitch the dvd. >> jimmy: you will never have nothing left. you have given birth to more kardashians than kris jenner. >> it came together in an amazing way. sfoets ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: our next guest is a multi-talented person. starting may 15th, you can see her singing her little heart out in "pitch perfect 2." please say hello to brittany snow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so brittany, the last time you were here was like ten years ago. very long time ago. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at that time, you were already a veteran because you started to act -- how old were you when you started? >> i started when i was 8 or 6. i started really acting when i was 12 but i was 19 when i was here last time. >> jimmy: you started at 8, 6, 19 or 12. >> a rocky road. >> jimmy: did you know it was work when you were a little kid or that i get to drink all of the capri suns i want in this
commercial. >> that is why it was confusing. i started doing commercial, i did capri sun. >> jimmy: did you really? >> no, but in that vein. >> jimmy: i thought i was psychic or something. >> like nabisco, oreos and skip-its. >> jimmy: oreos, that's good. you sit there eating oreos through the whole with shoot. >> i didn't get to. you are supposed to and i had braces at the time. i had to take off my brace to do it. >> jimmy: you took the braces. >> i didn't actually myself. i went to the dentist. >> jimmy: did oreos replace your braces afterwards? >> i never got them back on which is why i have messed up teeth. >> jimmy: do you? because of oreos. >> i'm not going to show you. >> jimmy: they look messed up. they look pretty -- >> the bottoms. >> jimmy: we can look at those later. i ran in to you, like an mtv award show or something like that. >> i did. i came up to you. >> jimmy: i got excited to tell
you something and then thought better and not go ing to tell you and thought i'd wait to tell you this here. >> tell me. >> jimmy: my mother is a lunatic. just a lunatic. >> okay. >> jimmy: but also a lunatic fan of pitch "pitch perfect." nobody expected it to become a huge thing. i saw it on cable on vacation and thought this movie is great. i didn't know about it. >> right. >> jimmy: any way, my mom shows it to everyone who comes to her house. >> oh, gosh. >> jimmy: sounds cute. annoying, though. >> i can imagine. >> jimmy: my father is at his wits end. >> he knows all the songs. >> jimmy: my daughter goes to her house and has her girlfriend with her and my mother first thing, have you seen "pitch perfect" and if you say no you have to sit there for two hours and not just watch "pitch perfect" but watch my mom watch along with "pitch perfect". >> i'd love to see that.
>> jimmy: watch what you ask for. my mother will keep you captive the whole weekend if she has to. you will see it because my daughter's friend, my mother was dancing around and lip syncing and singing and everything. so my daughter's friend videotaped her. this is what i wanted to show you. ♪ [ applause ] >> that's amazing! wherever she is, that's amazing. you know, no one gets the uh and she gets the uh. >> jimmy: she gets the uh. >> that's great. >> jimmy: there's a third "pitch perfect" movie. >> we will make it happen.
>> jimmy: she knows all of that stuff. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: did you have fun making the movie because it is fun to sing and learn the parts. >> singing and dancing are two of my favorite things and acting of course and doing the combination is a dream job. >> jimmy: in the movie you guys are a little sisterhood. now do you have that with the people you are acting with in real life? please be honest. if you dislike these people i'd like to know. >> let's talk about this. one by one. >> jimmy: let's rank them according to how much you like them to dislike, yeah. >> not enough time. no, i'm just kidding. i love these girls. really, truly. i'm not just saying that. we are like sisters, which sounds cheesy but even my roommate is kelly who, i met on the first movie and she's my best friend and -- >> jimmy: you still live together. >> i hate her but, yeah. no. yeah. >> jimmy: do you have fights and arguments as normal roommates do. >> i ate all of her rainforest
crackers the other night. >> jimmy: you might have a snacking problem between the oreos. >> it all started with the oreos. >> jimmy: the people at nabisco got in to to you. i thought the movie was great. i saw the sequel. i liked that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: not to the exent of my mother. i don't look at tv and go like this, but i do appreciate the film. i think you did a great job in it. it is called "pitch perfect 2." it opens may 15th. go see it. brittany snow, everybody. we will be right back with imagine reo speeddragons. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t mobilizing your world.
>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank ryan seacrest, brittany snow and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, continuing our mash-up monday series with the song "roll with the changes," imagine reo speedragons!
♪ ♪ so if you're tired of the same old story come on come on come on oh, turn some pages i'll be here ♪ ♪ when you are ready to roll with the changes as soon as you are able woman i am willing ♪ ♪ to make the break that we are on the brink of my cup is on the table my love is spilling ♪ ♪ waiting here for you to take and drink of so if you're tired of the same old story ♪ ♪ oh, turn some pages
i'll be here when you are ready to roll with the changes ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ i knew it had to happen felt the tables turnin' got me through my darkest hour ♪ ♪ i heard the thunder clappin' felt the desert burnin' until you poured on me ♪ ♪ like a sweet sun shower so if you're tired of the same old story oh, turn some pages ♪ ♪ i'll be here when you are ready to roll with the changes oh ♪
♪ ♪ keep on rollin' keep on rollin' ooh ooh ooh keep on roll ♪ ♪ you got to got to keep on rollin' keep on rollin' keep on rollin' keep on rollin' ooh - ooh ♪ ♪ ooh, you got to got to got to keep on rollin' keep on rollin' ♪ ♪ ooh ooh got to keep on rollin ♪ got to keep on rollin ♪ keep on rollin' keep on rollin' ooh - ooh ♪ got to keep on rollin ♪ ♪ you got to keep on rollin' ♪
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