tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC March 16, 2016 11:35pm-12:38am EDT
and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- harry connick jr. from "dancing with the stars," erin andrews. and music from 2 chainz and lil wayne in austin, texas. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as far as i know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm the host, jimmy. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to hollywood. a suburb of los angeles. los angeles, part of california. california, part of the united states of america. which according to the annual world happiness report is the 13th happiest country in the world. we might have just dropped to 17th, i don't know. you know what the happiest country in the world is? denmark. [ cheers and applause ] danish people are the happy. of course they're happy, they have a pastry named after them. the top ten were denmark, switzerland, iceland, norway, finland, canada, the netherlands, new zealand, australia, sweden. basically all the countries represented in the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition. of course the numbers are subject to change when president trump takes office and makes us
great again. [ laughter ] donald trump is pretty darn happy right now, i'll bet. i feel so bad for his wife. i was thinking about this. could you imagine getting into pedestrian with a fully excited and energized donald trump? poor melania. trump won four of the five primaries last night. assuming she wins mississippi hillary clinton went five for five in the primaries. disappointing for bernie sanders which was a surprise, he was polling well among everyone's most annoying facebook friends. the bad news for the leaders of both parties, both clinton and trump have a very high unfavorability rating. hillary is 53% unfavorable, trump clocks in at an extraordinary 63% unfavorable. which i think like jared from subway has higher than that. this election is going to be the political equivalent of having lunch at panda express -- nobody wins.
an exciting night for the donald followed by an early morning phone call about foreign policy to the gang at "morning joe." >> since we have dire foreign policy issues percolating around the world who are you consulting with so you're ready on day one? >> i'm speaking with myself, number one. because i have a very good brain. and i've said a lot of things. i know what i'm doing and i listen to a lot of people. i talk to a lot of people. and at the appropriate time i'll tell you hot people are. i speak to a lot of the people. my primary consultant is myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do i get the idea when it comes time to pick a running mate he's going to pick himself for that? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "i'll be president and vap." the big win for trump was in marco rubio's home state of florida. rubio won one county in his home state, miami. that was thanks to a last-minute endorsement from the sound machine.
[ drumroll ] >> jimmy: thank you. it was disappointing -- it should have been on congas by the way. a disappointing finish for marco rubio. a man who really, he fueled his campaign with all the fire and spontaneity of vicki the robot from "small wonder." [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: thank you. after the announcement, rubio dropped out of the race. he went back to washington and locked his office door to make sure no supreme court nominees get in. so food lugood luck to him. trump crushed him in florida, it wasn't even close. i lived in florida in 1991, 1992. and i'm sure this was a big deal there but i wonder what else was going on in the sunshine state right now besides the primary election? >> thanks for being with us. randall here. well over the four foot that's allowed in this permit. that's the problem that you're facing. that's why you're asking for this special permission. >> yes, that and he's sun
sensitive and he can't be outside. and also he's very attached to me, as you see. and i believe if we have to break apart, it's going to hurt both of us. >> you continue think he'll survive in the wild, why? >> because he's weaker than the other gators and they can sense that. and they'd eat him. >> how do you live with this gator? >> i live with this gator like you would your child. he knows where he can go, where he can't go. he knows what he can do, what he can't do. even though he ate my butterfinger awhile ago. >> jimmy: not the candy butterfinger. he ate her finger, covered in butter. florida, you nailed it again. trump, cruz, and kasich are the last many standing. with victory in ohio many believe john kasich is the republicans' best shot at toppling donald trump. this ad makes a compelling
argument for why he should be the nominee. >> john kasich, the only republican with real world experience in both foreign and domestic policy. the only candidate who balanced a budget. and most of all the only candidate who is not one of the other candidates. john kasich is not this wacko-bird. >> always twirling for freedom! >> and he's definitely not this [ bleep ] nightmare. >> donald trump, donald trump! >> john kasich is not any the other candidates at all. that's a promise. john kasich. he's not any of the other guys. paid for by americans for what's his name. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, our future president, kanye west, has a new creative mission. kanye tweeted this to the owner of the l.a. clippers the other way. steve bol hallmeballmer, can i
the clippers' mascot? you can see why kanye wants to redesign it. i don't know what it has to do with anything. i wish they would let kanye redesign it. if he designs mascots the way he names albums we'll see three or four new mascots every week. or maybe instead of letting kanye redesign the mascot they could make kanye himself the clippers mascot. could you imagine? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: never mind the t-shirt cannon, that's how you get people fired up. president obama is trying to get the supreme court -- trying to get a supreme court justice through congress. today he announced his nominee, judge merrick garland, chief judge of the u.s. court of appeals in washington, d.c.
i feel like i know this guy from somewhere. wasn't he a judge in a movie or something? he's so familiar. oh, yes, that's right. i wonder what his position on "toon town" is. obviously republicans in congress are unhappy about this, they're accusing the president of deliberately trying to embarrass them by nominating someone who's totally qualified for the job. before today most people had never heard of meric garland. most merges can name judges from "america's got talent" than on the supreme court. we decided to have fun with that on the supreme court edition of "lie witness news." >> hi, what's your name and where are you from? >> olga from long beach. >> this morning president obama announced his nominee for supreme court justice, how do you think "whitey" bulger will do as a supreme court justice? >> i hope he can make it, i hope. i know that the republicans are going to attack him. i've seen that this morning. >> do you think whitey's criminal past will have an
effect on his ability to get confirmed by the senate or it will be okay? >> it will be okay. we all do wrong. >> this morning president obama announced his supreme court justice nominee straight out of england, george harrison. how do you think he'll do? >> i think he'll do great. he has the most accomplishments of any of the supreme court nominees ever from what i heard. 18 years. so i think he has the bones to do the job. >> do you think sammy hagar is a good choice for supreme court justice? >> i think a lot things he wants to change and everything, i think he will be a good candidate for the role. >> what about his saying nobody can drive 55? do you think that will be a minute drans? >> depending on the person. some thing people are for or against, depends on who is actually for or against in this society. i don't have a problem with it. >> what did you think when you heard president obama nominated l. rob hubbard to the supreme court? are you excited?
>> i thought it was a good choice. he's more republic and i identify myself as a republic -- as a republican. i was content with that choice. >> do you think that replacing swearing on the bible with an e-meter in the supreme court is a good idea to read people before they testify? >> i would say yes, i do, just so that it's a thing as a national -- not everyone swears on the bible and believes in that. so it's just more of a thing to keep it. >> president obama nominated terry and lannister, do you think he'll bring peace to all seven kingdoms or be a divisive figure? >> i think he's going to be a divisive figure. because we can't -- nowadays we have so much kingdoms, we'll say. and everybody's pulling for this this kingdom, that kingdom. i don't want to call it relig n religion. i think that it's going to be --
we're going to see how it runs. we can't make a judgment. >> even though he formed alliance with kalisee, the mother dragon? >> yes, i can't say anything about this. >> are you looking forward to siegleeing terry and lannister "throne" on the supreme court? >> i would love that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back something very special for you tonight. a report from our old pal celebrity super fan jake byrd to went to florida to be part of the trump celebration. this is jake at a trump rally in new hampshire. >> if you're going to get hurt and if you're going to drive like a mainian, do it tomorrow after you vote. and i promise i will come and visit you in the hospital. i promise. >> you promise? i'll go wreck my car right now, i'll run into a brick wall if he comes to visit me. >> jimmy: when we come back, jake byrd takes his show on the
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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. harry connick jr., 2 chainz and lil wayne all on the way. i mentioned donald trump on the florida primary, he's got resorts, golf clubs, hotels in florida. there's no bigger fan than jake byrd who got on a bus and went to florida to file this special report. >> hey, everybody, jake byrd, i'm in florida! the trump-shine state, to go to
a rally to punch protesters in their stupid mouths like the donald told us to, come on! it was what canceled? >> postponed. >> you know a good place to eat and punch propesters around here? we'll stump for trump on the beach! bingo! bingo! >> i don't really like the ideas of democrats. trump seems to be the best republican candidate out there. >> we don't support him because he's politically correct or actually correct. we support him because he's got a giant ding dong. >> i think he's very extreme, very opinionated, i think he also is a bit ignorant. >> exactly. i agree with that, he's awesome on all those levels. is hillary clinton a terrorist? two is in hillary clinton, two is in isis, you do the math.
oh, i can't do the math, i went to trump university. four of the happiest days of my life. >> i'm not saying he's a smart guy, i'm not saying he's a dumb guy, he's just a little bit too much -- >> exactly, he's the smartest guy, thank you. >> he's a little bit too much -- >> everybody keeps talking about why his hands look small. his hands look small holding on to his giant pants puppy. that's his ding come. >> i know what it is. >> you know what pants puppy is -- >> he knows -- >> that's his trump tower. >> i know. >> i like sanders because he -- >> sanders! feel the bern! come on. i tell you what, we're not feeling the bern and we're not going to get sunburned because we're going to get sun block. let's not be in the pocket of big spf, come on i get it free at the salad bar at the gas station, it's ranch. >> i don't want your ranch dressing. >> opportunity to see more about sanders, go to bernie.commy. okay? he's a communist.
>> i ain't voting for donald trump or hillary clinton. >> you're not voting for trump? >> no. >> listen, everyone likes to say trump is a racist. trump would never be in the ku klux klan. first off they don't use 1,000-count sheets and donald ain't having that. tomorrow we head for the polls. i got kicked out of the youth hostel for not being youth. good night! hey, jake byrd at palm beach, let the florida voting fun begin! come on! >> he doesn't waver and that's something that i like about him. >> did you vote for trump? >> yes. >> can i get one of these? we have a present for you. >> thank you. >> you'll like it. put your hand out. it's a trump steak. >> oh. great. thank you, i love raw meat in my hand. >> yeah. you're going to have to cook that all the way through. it's been in a bag since -- what's today? >> he's more concerned with the
issues than with the show of it all. >> exactly. trump is way more concerned with the issues than a whole big show. everyone keeps calling him a fair businessman. they said his magazine went out of business. look at that -- >> what are you butting in for? they were talking to me, not you. >> i was supporting what you were saying about donald trump being a great businessman -- >> that's not what i was saying and step out of the way. >> what are you saying? >> i said i voted for kasich. >> oh, i didn't know. >> well, step out of the way. >> well, how am i going to find out? i didn't know. i was going to read you donald's top five boner statements -- >> don't step in here when we're doing something. >> i didn't -- how was i supposed to know? >> do you see those guys? in trump's gatherings that got sucker-punched? >> protesters? >> you're about to get seccer-punched you [ bleep ]. >> you know what john macic may have a good night in ohio --
>> please welcome the next president of the united states, mr. donald j. trump! >> the j. is for johnny. that's the guy! that's the guy! i can't see anything in these things. >> my numbers went up. i don't understand it. nobody understands it. >> he's a grower, not a shower. >> going to make our country great again and we need the rich in order to make the great, i'm sorry. >> yeah, the rich! the rich! give yourselves a hand! come on! >> inside the donald j. trump ballroom, you see donald trump at the program, supporters -- >> shh! shh! >> lies, deceit, viciousness, disgusting reporters, horrible -- >> ha ha ha!
>> we're going to win, win, win and we're not stopping. we're going to have great victories for our country. thank you very much, everybody. >> bring on the steaks! bring on the steaks! dtf! donald trump forever! dtf, donald trump forever! dtf, donald trump forever! there you have it. donald trump's going to be president. immigrants, you're on the clock. >> as for the speech it was supposed to be a press conference. as you said -- >> i'm the king of america! the king of america, ha ha ha! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, jake. oh, look at that. >> donald trump steaks! >> jimmy: oh, that's -- classy. tonight on the show, 2 chainz and lil wayne, erin andrews, and be right back with harry connick junior!
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>> jimmy: tonight, from "dancing with the stars" and the nfl on fox, erin andrews is here. then we go all the way texas where south by southwest is in full swing. this album is called "collegrove." 2 chainz and lil wayne from the samsung austin stage. tomorrow night, superman himself, henry cavill will be here, gabourey sidibe will be with us, and we'll have music especially for st. patrick's day from flogging molly. our first guest tonight is listed between ed begley and sammy davis in the top secret celebrity juniors phone book. he's a three time grammy award winner and judge on the farewell season of "american idol," please welcome harry connick jr. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: is that true?
>> that's true. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're very muscular. i think i forget that about you until i feel your body. >> i feel pumped up. because i'm out of breath because i had to run out on stage. i stole inadvertently one of 2 chainz's chains. >> jimmy: he has one chain now? >> one chain. i have the chain. that's probably why i feel pumped up. it's crazy back there? 2 chainz has tattoos on his face, you'll probably get killed for that. >> yeah, they mean something. >> jimmy: each tattoo means something, yes. >> i think so. i lot a tattoo of my face done on my face. so when i walk down the street people will say, you look like harry connick jr. i'm like, i know. >> jimmy: that can't be true. >> it's not true at all. i was going to do the 2 chainz joke and i realized, he's not even here. and i did it anyway. >> jimmy: that was probably smart. >> you've got to commit. >> jimmy: you're from new orleans. >> i am. >> jimmy: i think everybody
knows that. is st. patrick's day a big deal in new orleans? >> it is. new orleans has festivals for festivals. they probably have fest fests. >> jimmy: cinco de mayo is a big thing? >> they celebrate everything. st. patrick's day is no exception. they'll have a parade that goes through a section of the city calls the irish channel. in new orleans they throw things. beads and blooms and all that. i'm not kidding you, they throw cabbage. they throw carrots and potatoes and stuff. you know, they're raw, not cooked. >> oh, okay. >> but you take them home and cook your st. patrick's day meal. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no, it's true. if you're in the parade you walk down the street with a cane with a styrofoam encasement and all of these green and white flowers. and the thing is you hand the flower to someone. and if you give them a flower they give you a kiss. >> jimmy: really? >> that's what they do. no, it's not an aww thing.
it's a bunch of drunk irish people. it's more of an eww thing. >> sounds like a festive way to get a cold sore. >> yeah, that's true. yeah, that's true. the cold sores are green and white, it's amazing. >> you are being honored by your alma mater there, you're getting a doctorate? >> well, it's not really my alma mater. because i went -- this is loyola university in new orleans. they called to ask me -- such a great honor -- if i would give the commencement address this year. they don't know how stupid i really am. and i'm so thrilled that they're taking the chance on me. i went there for a semester. i started out with 18 hours. and after about two weeks, i was about -- i had about three hours. >> jimmy: will you mention that in your economiesment address? >> i can't lie. they're going to say, if they look me up, they'll know. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> that i wasn't a very good student. >> jimmy: you might want to grab those trips and read them before the principal does. >> i could hack in, wow, he's got a ph.d. >> jimmy: will you insist upon
being referred to as dr. harry connick jr.? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> of course. >> jimmy: the stationery, the whole thing. >> that's it. my sister is a doctor twice. intern its, she's a lieutenant colonel in the army, an internist and a psychiatrist. now i'm as smart as she is. [ laughter ] you should have seen her face when i told her they were giving me an honorary doctorate. she looked at me like -- >> jimmy: my brother-in-law did the same thing. he's an actual doctor. i got one at my alma mater that i barely went to for one year. unlv. he really seemed to be genuinely disturbed by it. >> i don't think she liked it. she's like, are you kidding me? i went to school for 15 tricking years and you walts in there. >> jimmy: let's hear you sing. >> that's right. >> jimmy: growing up in new orleans, for me growing up in las vegas, people always ask about it ar if there are no children in the town. is it like a weird thing to
see -- talking to some dentists here, to see your dentist drunk in the street, your parents' friends? or is that just how it goes, that's normal? >> it's a little different. you know, because people -- again in new orleans, people love to have a good time. and there's -- when you think about what mardi gras, for example, really is, it's the celebration that happens a day before ash wednesday, which is the start of 40 days of lent. so tuesday night, which is the craziest night of all, people are going nuts until midnight. and at midnight, if you're on the street, you're going to jail. because that's ash wednesday. so it's like, wait. the same people who are on bourbon street having the greatest time of their life will be in church on wednesday morning. >> jimmy: but it's crazy. because we're in the middle of lent right now. and tomorrow night on st. patrick's day everybody's going to be like. arrgh! >> right, you have to choose wisely what you want to give up for lent. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know?
>> jimmy: in this case it's nothing, really. >> it's absolutely nothing. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we'll talk about the final season of "american idol." you have a daytime television show. >> i do. >> jimmy: harry connick jr. is with us, be right back! ♪ here's what we were thinking. what if we did for mortgages what the internet did for buying music and plane tickets and shoes? you would turn an intimidating process into an easy one. you could get a mortgage on your phone. and if it could be that easy, wouldn't more people buy homes? and wouldn't those buyers need to fill their homes with lamps and blenders and sectional couches with hand-lathed wooden legs? and wouldn't that mean all sorts of wooden leg-making opportunities for wooden leg makers? and wouldn't those new leg makers own phones from which they could quickly and easily secure mortgages of their own, further stoking demand for necessary household goods as our tidal wave of ownership floods the country with new homeowners, who now must own other things and isn't that the power of america itself
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we'll take your word for it. this daytime talk show, that goes on the air in september. >> september 12th it launches on every day, five days a week, all over the country? what is the name of the show? >> it's called "harry" oddly enough. >> jimmy: exclamation point at the end? >> no, we don't need to connote any excitement, okay? we toyed with different names. ? what were the other names? >> duane." >> jimmy: that wouldn't make sense. >> didn't make sense. my original birth name in spanish, that didn't work. >> jimmy: unless you're doing it in a different country. sounds a little bit like morrie. will you give paternity tests on the show? will that be an element of the program? >> depending on the ratings. if that's where we have to go. absolutely, i might even throw myself into the mix as a potential father. [ cheers and applause ] we'll do anything we have to do.
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monday night, please welcome erin andrews. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what do you have right there? >> jimmy: this is an album. okay. >> jimmy: i'll send it home with you. >> i can't wait. >> jimmy: do you have a turntable still? >> no. >> jimmy: maybe this isn't the best place to ask you. but may i have a million dollars? >> i don't have any money. >> jimmy: you don't have any money? >> i have not signed a new contract. oh, but my fox contract is up. >> jimmy: that's not what i was talking about. by the way, i'm so happy you won that case. [ cheers and applause ] i know you can't discuss a lot of the details because of appeals and whatnot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to tell you i am very happy that you won. >> thank you. yeah, this is kind of my come out of hide. thank you. why would i not want to be here? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why would you not want to be here? >> sorry, no.
i just -- i want to thank everybody. there are so many people that actually reached out. all over the world, really. >> jimmy: it is nice that something horrible like that, you get to see the nice part of the internet. >> yeah, is there a nice part? no, that -- you're so right. >> jimmy: there is a nice part, yeah. >> mean tweets, they were -- they're just a dime a dozen. they were fabulous, i tell you. there are so many nice people. >> jimmy: there's always more nice stuff than bad stuff. >> where is it? >> jimmy: we tend to focus -- don't worry, it's coming, it's probably in the mail, thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. now not only did you have this win in court but another great development in your life, you get to work with geraldo on "dancing with the stars." i mean, when you were a little girl did you imagine -- >> >> a little girl, okay, i have gossip. today i showed up for the first time to "dancing with the stars," the set, all these people have been practicing getting ready for our premiere
on monday. and i was like, okay, i need the gossip. what's going on? i think they want a little geraldo goss sip. i didn't know about this until i looked it up, did you know about this mystery -- mysterious vault of al capone? >> jimmy: of course. >> i guess he used the punch line, they open it up, it's a live two-hour event, i guess the ratings were off the charts and there was a stop sign inside? ? nothing in there, yeah. >> i'm not supposed to share this but everybody can keep a secret. there will be a vault. the season premiere for geraldo. >> jimmy: is that right? wow, we're going deep. >> we are. >> jimmy: you don't even know about the al capone vault thing? that makes me feel old, i have to say. >> that was 1986. that shouldn't make you feel old because i'm 100. i didn't know that was the biggest thing for him. >> jimmy: they shoved geraldo into the vault and lock him into the for the rest of the season and reveal at the enthe season
whether he's alive or not. i want to ask you, i don't know if you're aware of this, but i gamble on "dancing with the stars" every year. >> did you bet on me? i remember coming on here -- >> jimmy: i did bet on you. >> it was against the pussycat doll. >> jimmy: nicole, she was angry at he for complaining she was a ringer but she was. >> she'd been performing since she was 14 years old. it would take her literally 15 minutes to learn four routines. she would walk into our rehearsal studio and i had max. she's like, oh, i just cut down four routines. i was like, i got done learning four steps in four hours. >> jimmy: in a way you owe me $1,000. >> sure, yeah. no! >> jimmy: i bet $1,000 on you and lost. now you're going to help me get that back okay. >> jimmy: let's go through it. >> i know two people that everyone thinks is going to make the finale. >> jimmy: one by one. jody sweeten from "fuller
house." >> what do you need me to tell you? >> jimmy: she's in my top three. how's her dancing? >> i haven't seen anybody yet. i just know the goss sip. >> jimmy: you don't know, oh. >> i know what people are saying. this is what i hope. keo hasn't made it past the first round -- >> jimmy: no one knows who keo is. >> i love him. >> jimmy: nobody knows who the hell he is. >> top three, i don't know. >> jimmy: okay. nobody really knows who the celebrities are, never mind the dancers. >> stop! ? all right. >> i know miesha barton. >> jimmy: we know her from "oc." i don't think she's going to win. ginger zee from "gma." i think she's too bets with "gma." i think she's doing it halfway. she's really there to report on it. >> no, she'll be fine. she has valling he's the hot els -- >> jimmy: fine is not enough. she's too busy to practice at the level i need for my bet. >> athlete who can take coaching.
she may be good. who's she with? >> jimmy: mark ballas. >> i'd put a star by that. >> jimmy: kim field, tootie on "facts of life." real housewives don't traditionally do well on the show. donald trump's ex-wife marla maples, no. >> oh, come on, i'm excited. >> jimmy: america's next top model winner nile demarco? i don't know who that -- >> he's deaf. >> jimmy: a guy. he's deaf? how's he going to hear the music? >> that's why this is going to be so interesting. >> jimmy: i might have to pick him, i don't know. that's going to be crazy. geraldo, we talked about him. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: he's going in the safe. i mean, listen, he's physically fit. i'm sure he's pretty good. >> is he? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, geraldo, yes. >> all right. >> jimmy: wait till you get a load of him. here's another pick of mine. my top three.
wanye from boyz ii men, i think you're right. >> jimmy: charming guy, a big guy. >> yes. >> jimmy: most people like seeing that kind of big guy dancing. he might lose a lot of weight during the dance which people like too. >> and, i mean, hopefully the rest of the boys in the house. nick carter, we had nick carter last season who made it to the finale, some thought maybe he should have won. >> jimmy: if the boyz ii men are there to support him, he's a potential winner. von miller, super bowl mvp. >> first super bowl mvp we've had on the show. >> jimmy: pittsburgh steelers antonio brown, doug flutie, three nfl players. doug flautty, he doesn't have a hail mary's chance. >> and he plays in the cfl, come on. >> jimmy: he might get eliminated week one. >> i telephone think one of these two, von miller or antonio brown or both could be in the finale. >> jimmy: i'm not going to make my official pick until monday. i hear you. >> so you're allowed to watch the show and then choose?
>> jimmy: i am allowed to watch the show, everyone is. >> i think that's bs. i don't think that should be allowed. like the tournament -- >> jimmy: no, i place the bet before i see the show, yes, okay? >> why are you waiting till monday? >> jimmy: to place the bet? i'm going to announce to it the audience monday. but it's going to be antonio brown. >> really? >> jimmy: it won't be much of an announcement. but i will announce and we'll play along, right? erin andrews. thank you so much for being here. "dancing with the stars" premieres monday at 8:00 on abc. be right back with 2 chainz and lil wayne! >> dicky: tonight's music from austin south by southwest is brought to you by samsung.
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