[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd. oh, hey. hi. hot crowd. hot new york city crowd tonight. hey. welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, right here. [ cheers and applause ] you're here at the show. you made it. thank you so much for being here, everdy i appreciate it. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, it's last night's big finale of "the bachelor." [ cheers ] i don't want to give an spoilers, so if you didn'ea who won, cover your eyes and plug your ears because i'm about to tell you right n. but last night on "the bachelor" ben higgins wnp proposing to flight attendant lauren b. ooh. [ audience oohs ] ben says he cannot wait married so he can finally fin out what the "b" stands for. [ laughter ] he's like, "she's never ld me.

i'm so excited!" [ applause ] and as you'd expect, pickin between the final two women was a really difficult decision for ben to make. and i think he may wanted to emphasize that to the vie at home how difficult thw watch. >> i'm in love with two wom i love two women. i'm in love with two women. telling two women that i'm in love with them -- but now i'm in love with t women. but now i have two women tt love me. being in love with two women i tearing me apart. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: now i'm in love with two women. what's going on? guess i'm just in love with two women. i don't know. [ laughter ] yeah. what's that? oh, yeah, sorry, man. i'm just in love with two women. [ laughter ] that's the toughest decin someone on "the bachel"d to make since "should iiy life by being on 'the bachelor'?" [ laughter ] that's the first -- [ applause ] you make that decision, then you make -- that guy must be a nighrt restaurants. like, "i'm in love with two different appetizers." [ laughter ]

poppers, but, uh -- mozzarella sticks? [ laughter ] hot poppers. just kidding. sticks. [ laughter ] during last night's fin a lot of fans were snapchatting their reactions throughout the episode. kinda fun. i guess abc noticed hopl snapchat is and tried t incorporate the app in show. but i don't know if it rel fit. i mean, take a look and see if you see -- look at this scene. >> our first kiss. and it was south in l.a. [ laughter ] laying in your arms in i city, to being able to ny tell you i love you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: something was . it's not just me. >> steve: yeah. right? >> steve: no, i think it was very off. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: some more tv news here. i saw that hillary clinton is going to appear in thiw' episode of the comedy nl show "broad city." meanwhile, bernie sandsl actually be appraised on "antiques road show."

"somebody dust me off!" a lot of people voted today in primaries across five fe states. some people are even cant super tuesday iii. [ light laughter ] marco rubio's just callint "mission: impossible 3." [ laughter and applause ] did you see this a new poll found that the majority of millennials would vote hillary clinton ov donald trump. then millennials found out said, "oh, never mind. i'm -- [ laughter ] it's too hard for me, m. i'm voting for phillip phills [ laughter ] "vote for me. just text 'damn daniel' to 389 --" [uger >> damn, daniel. >> jimmy: thank you, i -- [ laughter ] ooh, i heard that a a donald trump rally was delayed for nearly two hours yesterday due to fog. [ laughter ]

at one point the fog was thick, trump supporters couldn't even see who they r punching. it was that thick. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's thick. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "sorry, larry!" our own new york city mayor bill de blasio recently wee in on trump's campaign, can donald trump a racist and sai that he participates in t worst kind of racism beca he's just using it to get ahead. raising the question, whats the best type of racism? [ laughter ] what's the best type of racism? why, when you do it -- when you do it just for yourself. [ laughter ] here. yeah. >> steve: this one's for -- >> jimmy: yeah, the best kind. that's the best kind i actually -- [ laughter ] oh, yeah. when you really feel -- when you feel guilty the next day. [ laughter ] actually, there was a bit on awkwardm ia a democratic town hall last night when moderator chris matthews got his facts wrong during a questiono hillary clinton, but hillary was pretty quick to correc him. check it out. >> i am amazed -- maybe i

have to say senator sanders has pulled some big victories. he won in iowa. >> no, no, no. i won in iowa. you did. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, hillary, you won,u don't smile like a supervii after you say it, like [ laughter and applause ] "mwahahaha! i'm the winner!" bernie sanders was also at a town hall recently whe who a lot of people say are mostly young white men. but i don't know. i think they might have even more in common than that. take a look at this guy who asked bernie a questione >> my question is, what y say to the students like ml who may want a career in wall street or big business? >> jimmy: seems like a nice young man. just a few minutes lat another guy asked a questn >> all right. let me go to the next questi here. we're going to a different topic. michael. michael? >> senator sanders, clime change --

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[ laughter ] [ [ applause ] in an interview yesterday bernie sanders admitted that h ran as democrat ratherha ipeteoma coverage and it worked. but if you really want to get some coverage, try running as sct. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you're on the news all em [ps like all the time. in a new interview, former republican hopeful mike huckabee said that donald trump hilyinw nightmare, which is ridiculo. hillary clinton's worst nightmare has already b eefsna [ laughter ] in a new profile donald trump's butler has revealed th m coordinates his hats bad his mood, with a whit signifying a good mood, anr meaning trump is angry or upset. huh, so i wonder what orange hat