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♪ ♪ i was perfectly yours ♪ ♪ perfectly yours ♪ ooh i don't want to lose this feeling ooh ♪ ♪ leave me alone ♪ when i'm out of my mind when the sun tries to shine when my heart skips a beat when you're lost in the sheets ♪ ♪ if i try not to scream if i'm lost in a dream if i'm not as i seem i'm perfectly yours ♪ ♪ ♪ perfectly yours i don't want to lose this feeling ♪ ♪ when i'm out of my mind when the sun tries to shine when my heart skips a beat ♪ ♪ all i want is to be
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♪ left alone come and find me ♪ ♪ i'm perfectly yours when i'm out of my mind when the sun tries to shine when my heart skips a beat when you're lost in the sheets ♪ ♪ if i try not to scream if i'm lost in a dream if i'm not as i seem i'm perfectly yours ♪ ♪ when i'm out of my mind when the sun tries to shine when my heart skips a beat when you're lost in the sheets ♪ ♪ perfectly yours if i try not to scream if i'm lost in a dream if i'm not as i seem ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: robert francis, nice job. i missed you before, man. i was looking for you. how you doing? that was a great song. thank you so much. i want to thank my guests rachel weisz and of course, aaron paul, robert francis. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, ben stiller will be here. but emmy-nominated "jimmy fallon" is up next. jimmy, take it, buddy!
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♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys, we're very, very excited. today, we were nominated for an emmy award for outstanding variety series. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. now, how does all of this work? do i pick a running mate now? 'cause i'm thinking chris christie. [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah, you gotta go with him. >> jimmy: no? he's loveable. he's just loveable. >> steve: he is. >> jimmy: you guys, here's some election news. a new poll -- cbs poll found that 47% of voters are supporting mitt romney, while 46% support obama. well, it makes sense, 'cause if romney wins, it's definitely going to be thanks to the one percent. [ laughter ] just math. simple math. [ cheers and applause ]
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hey, speaking of romney, a man in maine who looks like mitt romney is hoping to start a career as a mitt romney impersonator. and if that doesn't work -- if that doesn't work, he's going to stick to his current job, a mannequin at kohl's. [ laughter and applause ] at least he's not -- he's not the loosest guy, mitt romney. >> steve: no, no, no. >> jimmy: you got to admit. yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he isn't like "hey, i'm mitt romney. hey, man. what are you doing?" >> steve: who's that guy? the loosest guy in the world. >> jimmy: yeah, that guy's the loose -- that's why he should run for president. 'cause i'm just too loose, man. [ laughter ] just can't take it no more. tonight on the show, you guys, we have matt lauer and mike tyson. whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's going to be an exciting show. especially when they find out they're boxing each other. [ laughter ] that's just going to be so fun.
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guys, this is cool. researchers in italy believe that they have found the remains of the woman who inspired the mona lisa. yeah, the guy who found her was so excited. he was like -- [ laughter ] [ laughter ] here, i'm going to do an impressions of painting. >> steve: yeah, you do very great impressions of painting. >> jimmy: impressions of impressions. here's a crazy story, you guys. this week, officials in connecticut -- they found 2 goats and 25 chickens living in an apartment. or that's also known as the weirdest "real world" ever. [ light laughter ] that's right. they found 2 goats and 25 chickens living in an apartment. it was really confusing 'cause only the goats were on the lease. [ laughter ] steve, give me that joke. i don't know why -- >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: nominated for an emmy and that's what we give these
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people. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] my mom and dad right there, you guys. my mom and dad. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ aw, there you go. >> steve: your mom and dad? >> jimmy: yeah, that was my mom and dad up there in the audience, you guys. sitting there. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, they come to the show. they watch me bomb a joke about goats and chickens. >> steve: that was a -- that was a fine joke. >> jimmy: it was a good joke. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it was a clean joke. it was a clean joke. >> steve: you could watch it with your grandmother or your -- or your children. that kind of joke never gets old. >> jimmy: yes. it was a joke that you could just take anywhere. >> steve: to a picnic? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: perhaps a convention? a bar? >> jimmy: a carnival. >> steve: carnival. a real river cruise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyway, thanks, mom
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and dad for coming. i love you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys. hey, guys, this is nice. for the second year in a row, new york city students have improved their reading scores. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately, now they can read how low their math scores are. [ laughter and applause ] so it's just a double edged sword. and finally, researchers in austria have discovered the world's oldest bra. which is believed to be 600 years old. or as larry king put it, "ah, prom night." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you go. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, wow, wow, wow. what a great show. i just want to say that getting -- getting nominated for an emmy means so much to us here, as we're so grateful to all the people who work so hard on this show every night and you can't see in the television. but here you can see all the
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people moving around and stuff like that. and we have an amazing crew and writers. we have so much fun doing this. it's the best job in the world. we couldn't be more thrilled. [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys for watching our show. actually, we could be more thrilled. we have more big news. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we have our first ever primetime special coming this wednesday at 10:00 p.m. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my mom and dad are here so you gotta keep it -- >> steve: oh, i'm sorry. i was going to make a loose joke. >> jimmy: this thing has got carly rae jepsen singing "call me maybe" with the roots. paul mccartney, bruce springsteen. we slow jammed the news with the president of the united states. all of our greatest stuff will air this wednesday. [ cheers and applause ] july 25th at 10:00 p.m., you guys. you gotta check that out. it's "jimmy fallon's primetime music special" if you're going to dvr it. we have a great show tonight. he's the host of "the today
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show" and one of the anchors of the upcoming summer olympics here on nbc. matt lauer is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] who doesn't love matt lauer? >> steve: we like the man. >> jimmy: love the guy. >> steve: love that guy. >> jimmy: plus, he's got a new one man show on broadway. there's a lot of buzz around this. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's directed by spike lee. it's like a big deal. it's on broadway for a limited time. it's through august 12th. just got extended. that's how many people are buying tickets for this. "mike tyson: undisputed truth." [ cheers and applause ] "iron" mike tyson will be out here. the thespian himself. and we have some great music from hot chip, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: woo boy. woo doggy. >> jimmy: you guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter, you guys, where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, since "the dark knight rises" hits theaters tomorrow -- you guys excited about that thing? [ cheers and applause ]
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i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called #fakedarkknightspoiler. and i asked you guys at home to tweet out a made up spoiler for "the dark knight rises." i made up one. i said bane and batman actually become friends 'cause they realize they both love one direction. [ laughter ] we have -- we got thousands of tweets. so, in fact, it was a worldwide trending topic, which is awesome. so thank you for sending in those tweets, guys. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] so fun. so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite #fakedarkknightspoiler tweets from you guys. here we go. this one's from @karlsnesnerd. he says, "bruce wayne has a son who he calls lil' wayne." [ laughter and applause ] you had to do it, right? it was there. >> steve: he had to do it. >> jimmy: open goal. open goal. >> steve: it'd be a crime not to do that one. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @crofty129. she says, "batman develops a latex allergy and spends the rest of the movie trying to get out of the batsuit."
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[ imitating batman ] "does anyone have any benadryl?" [ light laughter ] this one's from @acciosnack. he says, "when setting the table, alfred puts the spoons on the left and the forks on the right and is immediately fired." [ laughter ] [ imitating alfred ] "but, sir, i was just putting the forks over there where the forks was going to be with the knives and i didn't notice the table was the other way. i didn't see the way the table was." [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating bruce wayne ] >> steve: "you're fired!" >> jimmy: "well i thought -- i thought you said you put the --" how do you do it? you do a cockney accent? [ imitating alfred ] >> steve: "i thought you put a fork on this side and a knife on this side." but it's not michael caine. he talks like this. >> jimmy: "okay, so what he says to mr. wayne." [ laughter ] "your fork. mr. wayne, it's supposed to be fork and knife, but i told you --" >> steve: "your fork and knife. don't you swear at me." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. [ imitating alfred ] "the fork and the knife." >> steve: "i'm sorry. i apologize." >> jimmy: "the fork and knife." "and i thought that you were
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sitting there. dad was going to sit over here. the table were turned." >> steve: "well, here. fork you. you're fired." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "no, then. thank you. go fork yourself, mr. wayne." >> steve: "wait a second. i've been axed. kippers and mitts." cockney rhyming for you. >> jimmy: oh. this one's from @julliannenyc. she says, "bruce gets drunk at a karaoke bar and accidently gives the secret identity away by singing --" ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na me ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: oops. >> jimmy: i mean, someone else. >> steve: i mean, someone else. >> jimmy: this one's from @courtney323. she says, "the whole movie is batman on pinterest trying to find cute ways to decorate the batcave." [ laughter ] that would be a spoiler, yeah. [ imitating batman ] "i like the paisley pattern." [ laughter ] this one's from @buddylove4. he says, "we find out alfred has been tweeting from the bat cave with google maps locations turned on."
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[ laughter ] [ imitating alfred ] "i thought you said to tweet as the way it is with them google maps, mr. wayne." [ imitating alfred ] >> steve: "i thought i shouldn't turn my gsm on. i should turn it off." >> jimmy: "yeah." >> steve: "not on." >> jimmy: "you turn it off." >> steve: "turn it off." >> jimmy: "so turn that off. well, can you hear this?" >> steve: "no." [ laughter ] "can you turn it up?" >> jimmy: "mr. wayne, can you hear this?" >> steve: "no, can you turn it up?" >> jimmy: "oh, sure. i certainly can turn it up. yeah. there you go." [ imitating alfred ] >> steve: "can you read between the lines?" [ imitating bruce wayne ] >> jimmy: "what is that, alfred? what are you saying, alfred? what?" [ imitating alfred ] >> steve: "wait, hold on. i'm going to make a bat device." >> jimmy: "all right." [ laughter ] >> steve: "wait a second. put your finger -- put your hand up." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ring finger. ring finger. >> jimmy: not the right finger.
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your aim was off. >> steve: yeah. i gotta get my marksmanship up. >> jimmy: this one's from @pierceydawg. he says, "batman realizes that fighting is silly and he should take up stripping for a living under the name bruce wang." [ laughter ] >> steve: well, it is called "the dark knight rises." >> jimmy: all right. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: could >> jimmy: this one's from @rolix3001. he says, "alfred, here master wayne, your steak. bruce: mm, great steak. alfred: could you believe they're from walmart, sir?" [ laughter ] that's not an exciting spoiler. >> steve: ho-ho. >> jimmy: this one's from @briandkeegen. he says, "batman catches joey kissing rachel and doesn't know if he should tell ross."
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[ laughter ] tough one, man. >> steve: you got one. >> jimmy: decisions. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this last one's from @adslice. he says, "right before jumping off a building, you can faintly hear batman say yolo." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with more "late night," you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ another cup of coffee? how long is this one going to last? forty-five minutes? an hour? well... listen. 5-hour energy lasts a whole lot of hours. take one in the afternoon, and you'll feel alert and energized 'til the cows come home. it's packed with b-vitamins and nutrients to make it last. so what's it going to be, partner? 5-hour energy. wise choice. 5-hour energy. hours and hours of energy.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our lead guest this evening has won multiple emmy awards as longtime host of nbc's "the today show." he will be anchoring the network's upcoming coverage of the summer olympic games in london, starting with the opening ceremonies next friday, july 27th. please welcome back to our show
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a great guy and a world class broadcaster. here's matt lauer, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: matt, thank you so much for coming to visit. >> good to be here. thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's great to have you back here on the show. >> always a pleasure, jimmy. hey, let me get to right what i wanted to talk about, okay? >> jimmy: may i just ask what is going on? i'm sorry. >> i don't want to talk about it. seriously, i feel like a tool. >> jimmy: what -- you have a tattoo on your face. what happened? >> so, i'm on the phone with one of your producers today. we're talking about the segment. and i'm on my car phone.
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i have a bad connection. at the end of the segment he says, "oh, by the way --" i guess what he said was, "mike tyson's on tonight." i thought he said "it's mike tyson night tonight." [ laughter ] so i went right downtown -- >> jimmy: you immediately went downtown? >> went downtown and got this. [ laughter ] i got here and it's not mike tyson night. >> jimmy: no, but he's on the show. but it's not mike tyson night. >> this will wear off in six weeks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: matt, you have to do the olympics. you have to do the olympics next week. >> they've got make up. it's all right. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. well, i got to say, it is fitting. >> thank you. thank you very much. meanwhile, i wanted to bring you this because -- have you shared the news? >> jimmy: yes, i shared the news. that we got nominated -- >> nominated for best variety late night show. [ cheers and applause ] did you share the other news that you were nominated as well for guest hosting "saturday night live"? >> jimmy: i did not share that news as well. >> nominated -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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so why even wait until the end of september when they hold the awards? let's just dispense with the inevitable and present you the award for best variety on late night show for jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much, you guys. i have to say that i can't take this from you. this is your emmy award. >> yeah, that is. >> jimmy: you won. special class special -- outstanding special, class special. >> "the macy's thanksgiving day parade," believe it or not. so, apparently the people at the academy are fans of falloons. because that's what we got that for. but no, seriously, i'm thrilled for you, falloons are a combination float/balloon. at the parade. >> jimmy: you said it like we're supposed to know that. >> it's tradition. do you not watch "the macy's thanksgiving parade"? >> jimmy: i've never heard you say the word falloon in my life. >> i say it every year. >> jimmy: can i play it in scrabble? >> yeah. yeah, absolutely. it's a real word. >> jimmy: i do not agree. it is not a real word. >> it's a real word. no, it's like 73 points. seriously. it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really is. i did not know that.
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matt, this is very generous of you and very nice of you. we had jenna bush hager on the show last night. >> i heard that. >> jimmy: she's very, very lovely. >> right, she actually does segments for our show. >> jimmy: and she actually told a story about you on "the today show." she said that you scared her. >> right. let me give you my version of that, first of all, okay? so, she made it sound like i jumped out and scared the crap out of her. i said, "boo." you know, she walked by and i said, "boo." >> jimmy: you don't say "boo." you say, "boo!" >> no, no. i said, "boo." like a boo. and she didn't let out. and she let go with an f-bomb. [ laughter ] i mean, it's not like -- she's the former first daughter of the united states. it's not like she said, " oh, shut the front door." >> jimmy: no, she did not say that. >> shut the front door! >> jimmy: no, she actually -- >> and screamed the f-bomb out, and then threatened me with the secret service. said, "if the secret service had been around me, they would have shot your ass." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: doesn't seem like she would be like that. she's very ladylike. >> this is a family that needs a sense of humor.
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just boo -- >> jimmy: that's all you did. you just having fun. you always -- you're fantastic on there, by the way. actually, everyday on "the today show." i love you so much. i'm a big fan. >> you're nice. you're nice. >> jimmy: you're great. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. and i'm looking forward -- you're coming to the olympics. >> jimmy: oh, the olympics are a big deal. you're leaving in two days. >> i leave on saturday. but you're coming. >> jimmy: i am gonna go to the olympics. >> and you aren't doing the show there, though. so, what are you going to do? >> jimmy: i'll show up and hang out with you guys. >> are you really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> here's the thing. i want you to come on every single morning. i mean that. no, come on every morning. you're not doing the show. >> jimmy: i can't, though. i can't. >> we broadcast at noon over there. back to 7 o'clock east coast. every single day, i want you our show. i mean that. >> jimmy: i'd love to. i can't do it. >> why not? >> jimmy: i'm going to be partying in london. [ laughter ] wake up early in the morning. >> show starts at noon. how much are you going to party? >> jimmy: i'll be fine. i don't know, man. shaun white. you know that dude. >> come on. that's right. you and shaun white are kind of the -- what do you call yourselves? >> jimmy: we're like the x game commentators. >> are you? >> jimmy: no. nbc has me coming. i'm going to wave and be on a falloon. [ laughter ] and then -- opening ceremonies --
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>> this friday night. >> jimmy: it's a big deal. i love this. i watch it. i get choked up. >> did you see beijing? >> jimmy: yeah. of course i saw beijing. it was phenomenal. >> it was awesome, right. >> jimmy: beijing, it was just gorgeous. i love, like, all the countries march out in their uniforms. >> it's broken up -- basically, the opening ceremony -- it's broken into three sections. you've got the creative section. and this year, danny boyle, the director of "slumdog millionaire." >> jimmy: yeah, 127 minutes or whatever. hours. >> exactly. magical. >> jimmy: 127 hours. >> yeah, 127 hours. [ talking over each other ] anyway, he's going to do the creative side of this. >> jimmy: he's amazing. >> he is. and then we go to the parade of nations. 204 countries marching into the olympic stadium in the outfits carrying the flag. it's an amazing sight. if you haven't seen it, it's fantastic. lasts forever. >> jimmy: yeah, a long time. >> but, you know, the good thing -- united states -- it's alphabetical. we come at the end of the parade. people have to wait until the united states. >> jimmy: it's not good for us americans who want to watch. why can't we just go by as the americans? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: then we're first.
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>> no, no. it's not our olympics. and in the end is the real traditional part. it's the ceremony. it's the saying of the olympic oath, and the raising of the olympic flag. and then the torch, you know, which has been running around on the relay, comes into the stadium. and then they figure out how they're gonna light the cauldron, which, to me, is always the most emotional part of the ceremonies. so, i'm looking forward to it. >> jimmy: really? you think the torch lighting is the most emotional part? >> well, if you remember atlanta -- remember muhammad ali standing at the top of the stairs -- i mean, i was sitting in the stadium crying. i thought that was incredible. and remember the archer who shot the arrow and it lit the cauldron? in vancouver they had a little malfunction with one of the things. >> jimmy: it didn't work. >> yeah, exactly. so, i don't know. but, i will get to see -- >> jimmy: did you cry at the malfunction? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe you have, like, emotional problems. you cry at everything. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i like when i see america come out there. that's when i start crying. >> you have to wait forever. >> jimmy: 'cause i'm like proud of our country. >> you have to wait until the end. >> jimmy: and by that time, i'm all liquored up. [ applause ] i'm really -- "i love you! i love you this country so much!"
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yeah, i'm just going nuts. all right, who do we got here? we got the basketball team we're going to root for. >> the new version of the dream team. we got michael phelps and ryan lochte. that's going to be a huge duel in the pool. >> jimmy: two americans. >> right, two americans. [ cheers and applause ] teammates, friends outside the pool. but, don't underestimate the fact that each one of these guys wants to beat the other, and that's going to be great. >> jimmy: we want to beat ourselves. >> yeah, you got missy franklin, who's a young -- i think she's 17 years old. she's a high school junior who's going to be swimming in her first olympic games. there are some great stories. >> jimmy: you actually talked phelps and lochte. >> yeah, i did an interview with ryan lochte not long ago. and i said to him at the end of the interview, we're going to air this during the olympics. i said when the olympics are over, ryan, if you could write the final headline, what do you want the headline to be? and he thought for a second and he said, "lochte takes over." so, a couple of days later, i was interviewing michael phelps. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> and i sat down with him. i said, you know, i was just with ryan. and ryan said -- i said, you know, if you want to write the headline that follows the olympics -- if you could write it, what would you write? and he said, lochte takes over."
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that didn't go so well. [ laughter ] seriously, people make it seem like michael phelps is going just for a victory lap and he doesn't take this all that seriously. it's not going to be like beijing. he took it seriously. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, he said, "well, i'll let him do the talking." so, there's gonna be a real duel. i think you're gonna love that. >> jimmy: really? so exciting. well, i will see you in london. >> every morning. >> jimmy: yeah. i'll be in my hotel room. >> every morning at noon. >> jimmy: and you'll be there every morning on the tv. >> and congratulations again on winning the emmy award. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i owe it to the falloon. all the falloons out there. oh, my gosh. you guys, do not miss the summer olympics. opening ceremonies next friday, july 27th. the one and only matt lauer, everybody. we love you, pal. come back. i'll get make-up on that. join us after the break. stick around. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a legendary boxer turned actor. he's making his broadway debut in his one man show, "mike tyson: undisputed truth", which opens on july 31st at the longacre theatre. please welcome the one and only "iron" mike tyson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: "iron" mike tyson, welcome back to our show. >> how are you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: it's good to see you again. i was remembering backstage -- >> congratulations on the emmy, man. >> jimmy: oh, you're a good man. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i appreciate it.
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>> listen -- we're from upstate new york. you got an emmy nomination. i won a golden glove. golden globes -- we got some stuff happening, man. >> jimmy: yeah, we should be hanging out more. we should be hanging out more often. >> only if it helps us win more awards. more, more, more, more more. >> jimmy: you know what i was remembering? do you remember this? i saw you and met you years ago -- everyone says this to you. but, i was at the mgm grand. and i saw they closed the armani shop. they said mike tyson is shopping in the armani. >> no, i was shopping in the versace shop. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that's right. sorry, sorry. >> that's a big difference. >> jimmy: i don't know. [ italian accent ] "armani. versace." [ talking over each other ] you go out. you close down versace. no one's even allowed to go in there 'cause you're in there shopping. but, my friend sal knows you from albany. i was with peter and sal dicarlo. >> sal dicarlo's the godfather. >> jimmy: he goes, "i know mike tyson." and i go, "get out of here." [ laughter ] and he goes into versace and
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talks to you. and you invite him to -- you were throwing a party for your friend. so, we go to this party. and we go in there. and we're the only three white guys at the party. [ laughter ] and i got to be honest. i didn't know you, so, i go, "i think we should leave." because, i go, "i don't want to be thrown out of a mike tyson party. he's gonna beat the crap --" and you came out -- god, you were about to fight that week, i think. and you're just a beast of a guy. gosh, you're just jacked. and you're in your brand new versace sweater. [ laughter ] and you came over -- i would go, "oh, here he comes, man. he's going to throw me through a wall." >> i'm gonna pound you. jimmy got the face you just want to pound on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. >> pound. ground and pound. ground and pound. ground and pound. >> jimmy: see, this is what i'm afraid of. so, anyways, you came up to me and you go, "there's fresh shrimp over there. why don't you try some shrimp?" [ laughter ] >> you thought i was trying to
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poison you, huh? >> jimmy: no, i thought you were being a good dude. i'll never forget that. that was really nice of you. and then i went and changed my pants. [ laughter ] and the rest was fun. now, look. you're here now. you've been up to a lot of stuff since the last time you were here. "hangover 2," you were amazing in. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i thought you were great. funny. then you went over -- i saw you on youtube. can you explain this to me? are you in poland doing -- >> yes, i'm in poland. i'm in warsaw. then i went to krakow. >> jimmy: crack isle? >> krakow. >> jimmy: crack isle -- stay away from there. [ laughter ] don't go there. you're just going to get in trouble, yeah. >> crack isle. >> jimmy: no, don't go to crack isle. >> not crack isle. >> jimmy: no, so, wait. so, why were you in poland? now, what is this? you're doing -- >> i have a commercial going out with this energy drink that we have in europe called black. you know, we couldn't bring it to america. they said, "well, how about trying this in america?" i said, "that name's not gonna go over well." [ laughter ] let's try canada first, then maybe -- >> jimmy: canada? what are you talking about? >> you got to try canada 'cause
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they're not as, you know, they're not as judgmental as the caucasians over here. so we got to work with them. [ cheers ] we gotta work with the canadian caucasians. >> jimmy: let me tell you something. there's more black in america than there is in canada. maybe that's why -- >> i know, but there's good black ideas over there. there's not over here. the black over here got black ideas. >> jimmy: here you go. you're in poland, right? [ bleep ] oh, sorry. >> jimmy: so, explain to me. i go on youtube -- i go on youtube, and i see you singing. i see this. look at this. ♪ ♪ i may be a beast can't control my fists but what you should see is my buddy here ♪ ♪ they say that i'm rough unpredictable and stuff but this can has more guts take a sip and go nuts ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, there you go, yeah.
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you're a superstar. a mega star. >> no, no, this will sound ironic. i had no idea, jimmy, that -- you know my friends must have just -- i must not have any friends, you know. i must not have really have -- all my friends are fake because, you know, i'm doing this show on broadway. and this be the truth. and spike, who i have known for over 25 years, he also introduced me to this afrocentric sister that looked like she may have been from philadelphia or somewhere, right? and then -- and then -- and then -- and then you know what happened? he told me this is going to be your speech coach. i didn't know all of these years spike thinks i'm a neanderthal. i can't talk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, i think you speak perfectly. >> i do too. but, listen. no, i really don't, because i was talking on siri one day. you know, that thing you talk and you leave a message. [ laughter ] i went like this. >> jimmy: "i have no idea what the hell you are talking about." >> no, listen. >> jimmy: siri, i got to get some shrimp. >> i'm like, "yo baby. what's going on? i'm coming to see you, man.
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so, listen, right? make sure you have the plane come get me." but, when i look at the message it's like -- ♪ ring around the rosie pocket full of posies ♪ i'm like, what the [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] and then from there on -- >> jimmy: so you -- but now you have a speech coach. so, what are you not saying right? >> you know what i'm not saying right? i'm not saying, archive. what else am i not saying? exhumed. i'm saying that right. what else do i have to say? >> jimmy: archive. >> no, you got to hit the vs in. i'm not hearing the "v" pronounced. >> jimmy: archive. it sounds weird. yeah, it just sounds odd. i think you speak perfectly. >> i think so, too. but, you know, i'm not speaking the way they want me to speak, though. >> jimmy: no, you got to -- well, it's broadway. people have got to understand you. >> well, you know at one point i'm just situating -- while i'm going through my, you know, my shakespearean -- you know what i mean -- innuendos
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here. you're going to have to expect some spit to come out. you know i got a lisp. [ laughter ] spit is coming out. >> jimmy: so, you have a lisp. but, someone's, like, going to see a gallagher concert -- you have to wear a poncho when you go see mike tyson front row seats. >> you gotta get a wetsuit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a 3-d experience that you'll never forget. >> oh, man. i hope nobody catch west nile virus. >> jimmy: no, stop. no, you don't have west nile. but, you had to do vocal training. [ singing ] what was your training? [ singing ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> red leather, yellow leather. bad blood, good blood. red leather, yellow leather. bad blood, good blood. red leather, yellow leather. bad blood, good blood. red leather, yellow leather. bad blood, good blood. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] red leather, yellow leather. bad blood, good blood. red leather, yellow leather. bad blood, good blood. ♪ >> jimmy: i like you. you always come to play.
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that was good. that's some moves. you come to play. >> yeah, but red leather, yellow leather. >> jimmy: well, look. you got red and yellow right here. >> unique new york, unique new york. unique new york, unique new york. >> jimmy: unique new york. i can't say that even. >> unique new york. you got to rock york. unique new york. >> jimmy: that looks normal. >> unique new york. >> jimmy: you got to fire this person tomorrow. you have to fire this person tomorrow. spike lee directing this thing. it's the first time both of you guys are on broadway. and i'm just psyched about this play. everyone go see it. just got extended. congratulations to you. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: august 12th. [ cheers and applause ] when does it kick off? july 31st it kicks off. you guys, get tickets to see this. it's going to be funny. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be heart-wrenching. it's going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: when we come back, mike tyson and i are going to be playing a game. come on back, you guys. it'll be fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are back with "iron" mike tyson. his show is on broadway right now. "undisputed truth." now, mike, i wanted to challenge you to a game that combines violence with skill. >> no violence. >> jimmy: no. maybe a little bit. but also one that i have a
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chance of beating you in. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to play whack-a-mole. >> whack 'em off. >> jimmy: yeah, whack-a-mole. no, not whack 'em off. whack-a-mole. >> whack-a-mole. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whack-a-mole. whack-a-mole. >> mole. it's a mole. we're whacking a mole. >> jimmy: i'll take a turn, then you take a turn. we're going to whack a mole. i'm going to go first. then you. then we'll go head-to-head. all right. here we go. have you ever played whack-a-mole? >> no, but i whacked a few moles. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. all right. [ laughter ] ♪ okay, here we go. i'm going to go first. ready? i'm just practicing. >> go for it. >> jimmy: here we go. all right. ♪ >> oh no, jimmy. jimmy. ♪ ♪ [ buzzer ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doesn't it look cool? does it look cool? who are you wearing tonight? >> i'm not going to tell. he didn't pay me to wear it, so i'm not gonna say his name, baby. i ain't gonna make him no money. >> jimmy: all right, i got you. it makes sense. that makes sense. all right, here we go. >> i'm not gonna come over there and make [ bleep ]. the europeans got enough money making this. >> jimmy: all right. all right. i don't want to get you all hyped up. all right, you ready? let's go. it's time to whack-a-mole. ready? >> go for it. ♪ >> jimmy: go for it buddy. ♪ >> where the moles at? ♪ moles, moles. oh. oh. uh oh. ♪ [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he won. this was easy. all right. that was a warm up. now we have to go -- >> he trying to set me up for the okey doke. he's a veteran. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. ready? i'm not doing anything. all right, ready? hey, we're going to head to head. >> hit it.
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[ laughter ] hit them up. >> jimmy: all right, ready? >> lets him 'em up. oh, sorry. >> jimmy: ready? good luck. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ buzzer ] >> you cheated! he cheated! he cheated! >> jimmy: "mike tyson" undisputed truth." see it on broadway at the longacre theatre from july 31st to august 12th. limited number of seats available. stick around. hot chip performs. stick around. hot chip performs. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's olive garden's 2 for $25.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our guest debuted at number one on the billboard electronic albums chart with their latest release, "in our heads." they're here tonight to perform a song from it called "don't deny your heart." please welcome back to the show hot chip! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ well you thought you could not go on your bones are just beating ♪ ♪ like drums at your funeral song and your heart has been gone too long ♪ ♪ it's pushing for a drug that will beat it from right to wrong ♪ ♪ don't you know that it's hard i said it's hard for love when you feel this but ♪ ♪ but i tried my best to conquer in my mind i'm getting stronger ♪ ♪ will these words take us somewhere else
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somewhere we don't hurt ♪ ♪ in my heart we're getting stronger and i know where we belong yeah ♪ ♪ all i wanted was you it's our last time to choose ♪ ♪ how are we gonna lie or second guess when we cover our eyes and we open our scars ♪ ♪ are we ready to lay this all to rest ♪ ♪ don't deny your heart don't deny your heart don't destroy your heart say yes ♪ ♪ don't deny your heart don't destroy your heart don't destroy your heart ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you'll see
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we take fun seriously remember to breathe ♪ ♪ my girl you're getting stronger eyes are bright and full of wonder tonight ♪ ♪ if you want to step i'll step with you walk ahead walk through ♪ ♪ you'll be grown too soon you'll be grown too soon ♪ ♪ what are we gonna do now there's nothing to lose how are we gonna move together ♪ ♪ time you're breathing with me now our bodies agree lose your shackles we must remember ♪ ♪ don't deny your heart don't deny your heart don't destroy your heart say yes ♪ ♪ don't deny your heart don't destroy your heart
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don't destroy your heart ♪ ♪ everything rises up until we are underground walk on me quietly ♪ ♪ till i can't hear a sound ♪ ♪ everything rises up until we are underground walk on me quietly ♪ ♪ till i can't hear a sound ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was great. fantastic! welcome. thanks for coming. thank you so much. fantastic. hot chip, everybody. check out their album, "in our heads." we'll be right back! talented, talented guys. that rocked. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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