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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- mike myers, star of "glow" actress alison brie, music from kacey musgraves, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evenerg. i'm seth m this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. before we start our monologue, the news this week, incredibly depressing. so just for us tonight, in the monologue, we're not going to mention the president. we're not even going to say his name. we're just going to talk about other things. then we'll do "a close,"
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where we'll just unload. [ laughter ] so here we go! no trump monolog. billy joel will host the re-election fundraiser for ne york governor andrew cuo next month, with tickets starting at $5,000. that's ridiculous. if you want to spend $5,00to see billy joel, just pay his bail after a dui. [ laughter ] [ applause ] look, when you -- when you can't make jokes about trump, sometimes you've got to go back like2 years. [ laughter ] tomorrow is prince william's birthday. he'll celebrate the same way he always does, in a hat. [ laughter ]fi critic at "the new yorker" is attracting criticism online for publishing a review of pixar's "the incredibles 2" that sexualizes the main character, elastigirl. also, "toy story" gave him a
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woody. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new report, legal marijuana sales in colorado hav seen a plateauowth. apparently people are still going to the marijuana stores, but they can't remember why they went in. [ light laughter ] "yeah, hey, do you have, um" -- [ laughter ] "what's the word, " -- [ laughter ] "doritos." [ laughter ] a new study has determined that gs are smarter than cats counterpoint -- [ laughter ] a large group of teens was seen on the new york subway yesterday smoking a hookah inside a train car. said the other riders, "hey, come on! we're trying to masturbate!"
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[ laughter ] new york's state assembly is considering a new bill that would legalize alcoholic i cream. "that's great news," said a da5-year-old having a roug inlaughter ] just a little someto take the edge off, ma. [ light laughter ] authorities in florida are searching for two men who left l an injuredator at a convenience store. said the alligator, "no, no, it's cool. they said they'd see me later." [ laughter ] [ applause ] that joke was written by that 5-year-old after he had a couple of scoops of the booze ice cream. and finally, burger king russia has apologized for offering a lifetime supply of whoppers to any russian woman who could get pregnant with the child of a world cup player. in related news, no matter what
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this guy says, he does not play for spain. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight! [ cheers and applause ] he is returning tommy maitland, host of "the gong show" on abc the one, the only mike myers is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is the star of "glow" on netflix. the wonderful alisononrie is backht. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from one of our favorites, kacey musgraves, who is doing a song off her fantastic new album. [ cheers and applause ] so, a little update on my 2-year-old.tt training right now. for those of you who have ever gone through it. yeah, he's doing it. it's not easy. [ scattered applause ] it's not easy for him. but that potty training means a lot of time of - you just put him on the potty, and hope he does his thing. and you try to keep him engaged so he doesn't and walk away. and so during the day, sometimes, my wife will just facetime me, and give him the phone so i'll be talking to him
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while he's there. and i don't nt to brag, but it's worked pretty well. [ laughter ] something about this face really loosens up the bladder for some reason. but she called me the other day, i was not available. and then she sent me this picture of what she did instead. d i've got to be honest, it's one of my favorite pictures in the world right now. look at that guy. [ laughter ] just -- [ applause ] justeading -- reading a tv guide from three years ago. all right, moving on, everybody. donald trump has always been a shameless liar. but he's tak it to a new level this week with his administration's defenses of his cruel family separatiopolicy. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: trump's only political skill is his total a o complete lashame.
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his malignant narcissism allows him to confintly and brazenly lie in a way that most other politicians would be too embarrassed to even tr like earlier this week, when he claimed he had cut more regulations than any previous is president inry, including fictional ones. >> we've set the all-time record in history of this country in cutting regulation. we've cut more regulations than any administration, whether it's four years, eight years, or 16 years in one case. >> seth: no. [ laughter ]s. in no ca [ laughter ] unless he's talking about himsf, because it definitely feels like he's been president for 16 years. [ scattered applause ] trump might -- trump might be thinking of fdr, who was elected to a fourth term, but he only served 12 years. of course, to know that, you'd have to be some kind of history or you know, in seventh grade. [ laughter ] this is what trump does. he just confidently tells a icry specie, knowing that it's obvious he's lying. "in one case, there was a president who served 16 years. this was, of course, 1492 when columbus sailed to all the way
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to india with his best friend albert estein." [ light laughter ] "and let me -- atthey had so much fun on boat. so much -- that's where they came up with e equals mc hammer." [ laughter ] and then -- [ applause ] then there was trump's announcement on monday that he d directed the pentagon create a sixth branch of the lylitary focused on space. trump doesn't actunow anything about space, or space policy, so he can't actually explain why he thinks a po tless and expensive space force is necessary.e instead,st says stuff like this. >> you will go out there, and you will take that frontier -- which is largely unknown by man or woman. [ light laughter ] and you will learn everything there is to know about it. and what you're doing is so important. remembereconomically, militarily, scientifically -- in every way, there is no place like space.
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[ laughter ] >> seth: he sounds like an actor playing captain kirk in a dinner rgeatre production of "star trek" who all his lines.er [ light laug he's even got vanilla spock right next to him. [ laughter and applause ] and not only -- [ chrs and applause ] you know -- and not only does trump confidently and brazenly lie, but he also insists that the people who believe and repeat his lies are the smart ones. as he did during his interview last week with state tv outlet, "fox & friends." >> i have the greatest supporters in the world. by the way, they're the smartest. we have the great brain power right in this country, i'm proud to say. beand you're certainly a mof that group. >> seth: no. ri[ laughter ] sly, you think steve doocy has brain power? the guy who lost his [ bleep ] when you complimented him on-air? >> "fox & friends" in the morning.
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they're very honorableeople. >> wow! what do you think about that? [ laughter ] >> seth: he sounds like -- [ applause ]li he sound the mushrooms just kicked in. [ light laughter ] "wow! a purple demon just told me how i die. what do you think of that?" [ laughter ] trump also loves to insist, in the face of indisputable evidence to the contrary, that his right. always proven yesterday, for example, in defending his immigration policies, trump revisitethe foundational lie of his campaign, that mexico is not sending their finest. insisting that he was 100% right. obviously, he wasn't. t this lie is central to trump's world view and it's a through line we've seen poroughout his presidency, up to and including hicy of family separation. trump wants to lin cimmigrants
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me, even if he has to make stuff up to do it. for example, germany has had an influx of refugees. and yet crime is at its lowest n rate 1992. but trump wants you to believe that immigration leads to e re crime soys stuff like this. >> germany. we talk about germany. they allowed millions of people in. and by the way, their crime from time they started, is up more than 10%. and that's one of the reasons it's at that level is because they don't like reporting that kind of crime. so they put it down as different kind of crime. but their crime is up more than 10% since they've started taking 'em in. >> seth: hey, man, you can't just make up statistics like of that. that's like me saying, did you know that 10% of people who work in the trump administration are draculas? [ light laughter ] a which is clearie, because it's at least 30%. [ laughter ] and trump's shamelessness -- his shameless lying is not unique to him. we saw that with his cruel o politearing children away from their parents at the border. defending the policy this
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week, kirstjen nielsen, trump's homeland security secretary tweeted, "we do not have a policy of separating families at the border. period." now one way you know someone is full of [ bleep ] is when they have to say the punctuation at thend of their sentence. [ liket laughter ] his guy did. >> this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period! >> seth: and i am not screaming exclamation point!ht [ la ] and when -- when they were insisting the policy didn't exist, they were insisting congress -- congress had to fix it. congress and the courts created this problem, and congress alone can fix it. >> the democrats have to change their law. that's their law. >> it's congress' job to change the law. we're calling on them to do exactly that. >> seth: okay.go there yo congress alone can fix it. and trump can't do it by himself. i understand. >> president trump abruptly reversing course today, signing an executive order to end the thseparation of families o border. >> we're signing an executive order. we're keeping families together, and this will solve that problem.
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>> seth: let's be clear one thing. you don't get credit for solving a problem when you're the one who created the problem. you can't eat -- [ cheers andpplause ] you can't eat half a cheeseburger, put it down, and say you're a vegan. [ light laughter especially when everyone knows you're just waiting for people to stop paying attentionfio you cash your cheeseburger. nsw whether it's the birther lie, or the mexire rapists lie, or the idea that democrats are responsible for separating families, ump's paranoid fantasies are a rosetta stone for understanding what's happening right now. just look at fox news, which has spent the past week lying about the policy, and trying to make you believe that what you're seeing with your own eyes isn't actually real. ce >> sore illegal immigrants are rushing the border, more kids are being separated from their parents. and temporarily housed in what are essentially summer cramp -- camps. >> these kids are being coached. >> i'm so sorry, we have to go. >> they're given scripts to read
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by liberals. >> i know --or >> ang to "the new yorker." don't fall for the actor children. >> we got from the border patrol some of the images inside the detention facilities. some refer to these as cages, and i can understand that point of view. look, i'm from a farm community. to me, i see the chain link fences. it's more like a security pen to me. >> seth: oh, a security pen. that's way better. look, let's be clear about something. if you rip a child away from itt pa and you put that child in a suite at the ritz, you're stilbleep ] monster. when someone's that stupid -- [ cheers and applause ] when someone that stupid, there is really only one thing you can say to them. [ laughter ] >> seth: also i should note that "new yorker" article you heard t ann coulter cisupport her insane claim that child actors are using scripts at the border contains no such claim. in fact,he author of that piece, said of coulter, "either she lied or she's truly illiterate.kn i don' if she knows how to read, but she clearly hasn't read my 'new yorker' article."
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[ lahter ] oh, that's ridiculous. of course ann coulter knows how to read.co shunicates with her dark lord every night, by reading a ouija board. [ laughter ] the through line of trump's political career is blindingly clear. he concocts racist lies, uses dehumanizing language to justify cruelty towards immigrants and outsiders. it'tasn't an accident, it wa a law. it was a choice by trump and his supporters. h and lest ye any doubt at allabout how the people who support this policy really feel, here is corey lewand trump's former campaign manager, on fox news last night. >> i read today about a 10 year old girl with down syndrome, who was taken from her mother, and put in a cage. >> womp womp. >> i read about -- did you just say womp womp to a th down syndrome being taken from her mother? >> what i said is you can pick anything you want -- >> how dare you! >> but the bottom line is very clear -- >> how dare you? >> seth: man, i thought when you showed a d blur it. you had to [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, something you hear a lot on days like today, or days
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like yesterday is, this is not who we are. but it is who we are right now. it might change tomorrow, or the day after that. but today we are this, and you personally may not be this, but who we are is too often decided by those in power. which is why you vote. so remember, if aru want who we to match with who you are, you have to get up early, and vote next chance you have. thisas been "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] r we'll ht back with our friend mike myers, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: for more of seth's "closer looks", be sure to subscribe to "late night" on youtube. (vo) we came here for the friends.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. ease give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, so exced this week that our band leader, fred armisen, is back with the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] >> fred: thank you. >> seth: and i'm always so excited to talk to you fred. mostly just to catch up on all the projects you've been working on since you've been away from us. you're so busy. >> fred: very busy, yes. >> seth: and you were lamenting to me the other day that whiyo ev else is out doing their summer reading and bringing books to the beach, you don't have time for that. >> fred: i just never have time to read. nothing. >> seth: but then you also said -- and i found this a little
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strange. that's okay, because you can tell everything about a ok, including the entire plot and all the characters, just by looking at the cover. >> fred: that's exactly what i said to you. yes. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and i will admit that i that a little hard to believe. >> fred: why? [ light laughter ] b >> seth: welks -- some books are 500, 600 pages. and it seems like one image would not be enough to give you every twist and turn in the plot of novel. >> fred: i don't think that's true. i don't agree. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] well, i guess it's time to test thatn a new segment, "fred judg" -- "fred judges a book by its cover." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: all right. are you ready, fred?ad are you to look at a cover? >> fred: all set. >> seth: here we go. this is a book. this book is called "a gentleman in moscow" by amor towles.fr , you've looked at the cover. what is this book about? f d: so this is a novel. [ laughter ] as it says there. >> seth: yeah. >> fred: and it's a gentleman in moscow.h. >> seth: uh- >> fred: and, of course, amor towles wrote it.
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and, um -- it's, you know, about the rules of civility. [ light laughter ] so it's -- this is --it a kind of, um -- it's a heart warming -- the plot is -- it's a sort of -- it's a mystery. [ light laughter ] and it's a heart warming mystery. and what happens -- >> seth: a about the rules of civility. >> fred: yes. [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay. and so, it's this hotel in moscow. [ laughter ] and some of the rooms are very expensive and some are very cheap.s so te guy comes in and he's like, "i don't want to spend too much, but i still want a room where, you know, it has a bed and a bathroom and stuff." and so the owner is like, "i've got something for you. the only thing is, you can't turn around once you're in there. [ laughter ] n't turn around." he's like, "what's the dif -- it's my own priv -- i can do whatever i want." he's like, "i'm just asking youn if we're do this, please don't turn around." >> seth: oh, so there's space to turn around. the owner of the hotel just doesn't want him to turn around. >> fred: exactly. >> seth: okay. >> fred: so he brings him up to
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this, sort of, second floor. >> seth: how many pages into the novel would you sawe're at? fred: this is about halfway through. >> seth: okay, good. [ laughter ] >> fred: it's because of the language.la thuage is beautiful. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> fred: it's just wonderful language. it's words playing into each other. just really wonderful. >> seth: no, i think we all get it, based on what you've been doing with youhands. >> fred: yes. [ light laughter ] so they bring them up to this room. and he's like, "d,ay, great." o, like, the bellman pushes him, like, right up to the balcony. and he's like -- [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, so that's -- maybe that's it. this moment here? >> fred: yeah, he's like, ewook at that isn't that great? don't turn around." [ laughter ]un "do not turn a but this is your room." and then he just leaves. and the rest of jue book is him looking out the window and enjoying the view. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's fantas >> fred: yes. >> seth: now i will say that according to the book itself, this says in 1922 count alexander rostov is deemed an to unrepentant arat by a bolshevik tribunal and is sentenced to house arrest in thr metropol, d hotel. [ bleep ] [ laughter ] >> fred: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ]
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>> seth: across the street from the kremlin.un pectedly, his reduced circumstances provide him entry into a much larger world of emotional discovery. which might be that looking part. [ laughter ]s >> fred: thaactly right. it's a novel. >> seth: you know what, fred? i think you've done it again. [ ughter ] give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you know our first guest tonight from his work on "saturday night live" and iconic films such as "austin powers", "shrek", and "wayne's world", he ireturning to "the gong show" for its second season as host tommy mtland, which premieres tomorrow night on abc. let's take a look. ♪ >> oh! oh! oh, my god. i must say it must be tough juggling a family while juggling your family. [ light laughter ] yes, you did so well. >> thank you. >> i'm so imprsed. en't these children adorable? >> seth: please welcome back to the show, our friend mike myers, everyone!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ us seth: welcome back, mike! [ cheers and app] >> thank you so much. thank you. >> seth: so happy you're here. before we move on to the show -- >> yes. >> seth: it's world cup time. >> yeah. >> seth: and we actually met 2002 -- >> yeah. >> seth: at a bar in l.a. at a worlcup game. >> yeah. >> seth: and do you have a rooting interest? eebecause we were there to england in 2002. >> yeah, i have england as a rooting interest. >> seth: okay. that's good. >> my parents are from england. i'm actually a citizen. i'm too into soccer -- this is my problem. it sort affects every part of -- >> seth: oh, like emotionally? >> oh, you bet your sweet bippy it does. yes. [ light laughter ] >> seth: it was a pretty tense first england gaan. i they pulled it out, but it was maybe a little closer toan you would want it to be.
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>> yeah, i'm tryinean off of it. i get too -- like, when liverpool got knockhe out of- i'm a liverpool fan as well. anybody? [ scattered cheers ] i'll take a sympathy "woo." [ light laughter ] thank you. it was during my birthday. and i was so bummed out. but, you know, we like rented a bus for the tour and i was just getting the score and we were like losing. and then, ramos fouled salah -- f.lah plays for liverpool. >> seth: hurt hims >> hurt 'em. he got hurt. >> seth: yeah. >> sorry, ende. he got tut mafia-style by ramos. [ light laughter ] and i just got sadder and sadder. we got back to the house, and liverpool had lost. and it was like, you know -- everyone was doing like -- ♪ happy birthday happy birthday dear mike ♪ and i'm like, "that was cheap. that was a cheap, cheap play." ] [ laught and then, they were like -- ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ [ light laughter ] lkd kelly is like, "can i to you for a second?" my wife, kelly. "turn it around!
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turn it around!" [ light laughter ] "there's ten people here!" you know, so -- w seth: now, would you -- if canada was in tld cup and played england -- >> yeah. >> seth: would you root for canada over england a world p match? >> wow, this is fantastic, like -- what if canada put a man on the moon? you know, it's like -- [ laughter ] you know -- you know, we have a space shuttle. it's an ice fishing hut.li t laughter ] not true. we have fantastic technology in canada. >> seth: i noticed, you're wearing a pin i'm familiar with because lorne michaels wears this pin. >> yes. >> seth: this is the oiner of canada >> it is indeed, yes. >> seth: that's quite an honor. >> it is canada's highest civilian honor. >> seth: and how -- when did y -- when were you -- [ light laughter ] >> it is, actually. [ laughter ] >> seth: when were you awarded yours? >> last year. >> seth: oh, wow. >> yeah, yeah, on my birthday last year. >> seth: oh, that's great. so this birthday really sucked >> it really sucked.. [ laughter ] i'm very proud to be canadian. course.: o >> more so recently, too. [ light laughter ] [ applse ]
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i would like to remind everybody that we have the longest undefended border in the world. and we have the longest peace treaties in the world. >> seth: yeah.o those are od things to have. >> we're your number one trading partner. on september 14th, canadian special forces were in the ground in afghanistan. we did not get attac ourselves, but we love america so much that over 40,000 canadians served in afghanistan. so these are just little facts i'd like to point out. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good hometown facts. >> not the stuff of security threat, i think you'll find. >> seth: yeah, no. >> but anyways, there, i said it. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i want to ask about -- we obviously saw the "gong show" clip. >> yeah. >> seth: and you are -- you play in heavy makeup. and last year, in season one of thishow, it was not -- you did this without telling anybody it was mike myers who was playing the host of the show. >> you know, i loved "the gong show." there was three shows that i
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loved growing up -- eyaturday night live", "ho night in canada", and "the gong show." [ light laughter ] because i thought "the gong show" was super punk rock. ndcause it was, you know, of, get in and get out, and somebody gets hurt. [ light laughter ] it w just a real -- just a de-evolution of show business. it's anti-careerism. it's people flying their freak flag. you know? and it's what i did with my brothers in kitchens at parties to try and make girls laugh, you know what i mean? >> seth: are you surprised at who does and doesn't get gonged? >> i'm totally surprised. but just getting back to why i wanted to be tommy was that chuck barris was my hero. i read all of his books. and he kept maintaining, i don't know if it's a fictionthr not, he was in the cia. and i just thought that in tat spirit of what if we just pretended that i was this guy, tommy maitland. give an elaborate back story. and just, you know, it was the sort of guy that if something -- if somebody is terrible on the show, he'll go, "i thought you were breath taking." >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ]
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ve taken away my breath and i will need it back." [ light laughter ] you know, and so i -- it's fun. it's fun.e it's lo weeks of silliness. >> seth: that's wonderful. you -- three children, yes? >> i have three of them, yes. >> seth: and do they know your surk? because i would that once they do, they will enjoy it a great deal. >> well, i thought i should tell them what dada does for a ving. >> seth: yeah. >> i had seen -- not in terms of scale. but i had seen dhani harrison talking about his dad, geor harrison. that he went to school, and for the longest time he didn't know that hisad was in the beatles. and so people would go, "your dad is a beatle." and he would go, "shut up!" light laughter ] and then he came home and said to george harrison, "are you a t ?" and he goes, "yeah, i am, actually." [ light laughter ] i go, "why didn't you tell him?" he goes, "i suppose i should have, rely." [ laughter ] and i thought, well, i'll tell them. i'm not -- a beatl but, you know, i make stuff. >> seth: yea >> and so, i told him and we let him watch it and all of it went over his head. but he loved it.
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which i was thrilled.gi in fact, w him an allowance and he has like savingdonating, and spending. and he saved up for the longest time and he bought an "austin powers" costume. [ light laughter ] and he does it all te. and i was like, "you know, is this weird?" he goes, "no, no, i think it's great." and then, we were somewhere, and it was raining and we were under a blanket. and he said, "dada, can i tell you a secret?" and i said, "sure, spike and he goes, "i'm your number one fan." [ audience aws ] and i was like, "oh, my god." [ applause ] >> seth: yeah. >> my heart. chest not big enough for heart. it's just the happiest time of my le. these kids are fantastic, all of them. >> seth: i agree with that.no i diknow this. and i'm so now angry that i wasn't there. one performance -- you did one performance with fred armisen. >> yes. >> seth: in a band. >> seth: called the modern weepers. >> the modern weepers. yeah, we wanted to do a mope rock band. >> seth: yeah. >> that sort of like -- >> seth: so like, emo-y? like, what would be the inspiration? >> like the cure --
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>> seth: okay.an >> heague. it's this sort of band that's like, you know, "we're very sad to be here tonight." [ laughter >> seth: the's fred. there's fred and the modern weepers. >> you were hugh, right? >> fred: yeah,hat's right. >> seth: what was your name? >> fred: hugh. >> seth: hugh. and what was your name? >> i can't remember. >> seth: do you remember any of the songs you di ke, the titles? >> yeah, "cry pail." >> fred: "cry pail." ♪ every time i see your face i cry in a pail ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ you deliciously rejected me i cry in a wail ♪on and the otheis "don't ask me personal questions." you remember that? >> fred: yeah. "pastand red sauce." >> seth: "pasta and red sauce"? >> yes. "pasta and red sauce." [ light laught ] >> fred: "embrace." >> "the girls of new york." what's another one? i think it was "catalog of misery." something like that. >> fred: all sad songs. >> seth: one night only in l.a.? >> fred: new york. >> new yk. >> seth: oh, new york. >> mercury lounge, yeah. >> seth: fantastic. and that was it. that was the end of the modern weey rs. >> prech, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: well, that's the situion where unlike george harrison, you might not
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have to tell your son that. >> yes. >> seth: dad, are you a modern weeper? >> why didn't you tell me? because it's kind of a big thing. [ light laughter ] >> seth: thank you so much for being here, mike. >> thank you so muchaving me. >> seth: it's always such a pleasure to see you. >> thank you. >> seth: mike myers, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "the gong show" returns tomorrow night on abc. we'll be right back with alison brie. a [ cheers alause ] ♪ oh, you brought butch. yeah! (butch growls at man) he's looking at me right now, isn't he? yup. (butch barks at man) s butch is like an oldl that just hates my guts. (laughs) (vo) you can never have too many faithful companions. that's why i got a subaru crosstrek. love is out there. find it in a subaru crosstrek.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our next guest is a very talented actress you know from shows lad men" and "community." she stars in the critically-acclaimed netflix series "glow." the second season starts streaming june 29th. let's take a look. >> happy first day. >> aww. >> it's not sentimental present. it's vodka. it's classic start gift. it's 9:00 a.m. >> oh, god, i know. [ light laughter ] >> seth: please welcome back to the show, our friend alison be, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> seth: welcome back, alison. >> hi! thank you for having me! >> seth: of courses congratulati season two. >> thank you. >> seth: this is based on an actual show inhe '80s. >> yes. >> seth: gorgeous ladies of wrestling. >> yeah. >> seth: and --t what waske when you were first telling people that you were doing -- you were going to play a wrestler? >> yes. so, my mom was one of the first people i called to be like, "mom, i got the job on 'glow'! !"rgeous ladies of wrestli and my mom was like, "oh, honey. that's so exciting. i'm so happy for you. and, so, tell me more about it. it's -- it's a wrestling reality show?" [ laughter ] she thought that i was giving up acting -- [ light laughter ] to be a professional wrestler. and the kicker is, she was incredibly supportive. >> seth: that really -- [ laughter ] >> she was so happy for me. >> seth: that is the take-away here. is that your mom might not be totally dialed in about how show business works. >> yes. >> seth: but, so much better, she's a great mom. loves me no matter what >> seth: yeah, that's a really -- >> yeah, it's good. >> seth: that's great to know.
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so -- but the -- the interesting thing is, you, of courdi, you actually have to do some degree of wrestling training. >> oh, absolutely. >> seth: and -- your husband, dave franco, was here.g and he was sayat you were in the best shape of your life. >> still am. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] he was also saying that at the same time you were getting in "glow" sha heroin addict in a movie. [ light laughter ] >> yes. he iin a film called "six balloons" that's on netflix now, in which he plays a heroin addict. and, so, for the first season o, "git was the first time i was really leaning into strength training. and i was, like, eating a lot of proteii s just, like, always eating and really trying to, you know, be strong and buff. and he was wasting away. [ light laughter ] he was literally starving. he lost 25 pounds to do the part. >> seth: ugh. >> and he was inlike, pretty od shape already. and he was just a bummer to be around. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> it was like -- he was depressed. he was watching heroin movies -- >> seth: yeah. >> abo heroin. and it just got to a point where -- eelight laughter ] you know, on thends, he'd be like, "should we -- do you want to go get some
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coffee?" and i would just be like, "no." [ laughter ] >> seth: now, you guys -- you've been together for a while now. >> yes six and a half years, about. >> seth: but, when you first -- your first year together, you threw him a surprise party. >> yeah. >> seth: very early on. >> very, too, early on >> seth: too early on for a surprise party.ha >> wknown each other for three or four months, and then, it was his birthday. and i wanted to do something special for him. i just think i was j smitten immediately. and, y know. but we still didn't know a ton about each other. so i did not know that he hates surprises. [ laughter ] or attention of any kind. >> seth: okay, interesting. [ light laughter ] >> and i also didn't really know that many of his friends yet. j sot asked, like, the two friends i knew, "who should i vote invite to this party?" and mentally, i think i was planning at like, in my mind, like, a 20-person dinner party. >> seth: right. >> it turned into, sort of a 200-person rager.'8 -themed --
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>> seth: oh. >> rager at my house. stume party. >> seth: so, it really got away from you. >> i leaned into it. >> seth: yeah. >> i was too nice. people were like, "how many peopleo you want?" was like, "whoever you think his greatest friends are." there were people he hadn't seen his -- his manager's assistant's cousin brought five friends. >> seth: oh, no. [ light laughter ] >> like, the pro football player acthss the street came over his crew of guys. it was out of my hands. the next morning, davey was totally freaked out. >> seth: so, when he walked in, was it just -- did you know from his reaction imme miscalculated? had >> yeah. he, sort of -- [ laughter ] i'm sure we have a video of it. --and it was something lik "oh, god." [ light laughter ] and curled into a small ball. and i was like, "no,knt's fun!" yo. gave him a little pot cookie and was like, "have a great night." that only made it worse. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] here, take some paranoia! [ light laughter ] >> make your mind weird! that's going to help this.e xt morning -- like, this is just a sign of how out of control it got.
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that t next morning, his mom, who was in town and i had invited her to the party, even though we hadn't -- shdidn't really know her yet. the next morningwas at a coffee shop nearby, and a waitress -- some stranger came up to her and was like, "you're dave franco's mom. god, i almost came to dave's birthday party last night. but i had to work an extra shift. we were like, "who? what?" >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] it was so crazy. >> seth: it was, like -- yeah, it was just, like, like a town fair. >> it really was. >> seth: i want to ask about this. because i'm always fascinated by people's early films. and we know you from a lot of irally good work. is this truly your movie? >> yes. >> seth: your first movie was called "born." >> yes. the premise was at i was pregnated with a demon fetus. >> seth: gotcha. [ light laughter ] >> and then the demon fetus would, um, possess me. >> seth: okay.nd >> would murder people and eat their body parts. >> seth: okay.[ ughter ] >> so it was a great first job out of theater school. >> seth: uh-huh. >> the funny thing about this picture is, like -- l
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this is a ve-budget movie. very weird. we actually shot it in, like, downtown l.a. in a swingers club. which if you don't know what exat is, it's a place where couples go to haveith other couples. >> seth: gotcha. >> um, totly romantic. >> seth: was that going on while you were shooting? >> actually, there was some nights where we shot so late, they would be sneaking us out ad sir and you'd see couples in line getting ready to go in. and like, i'm not a judge-y person. but i was just sort of like, "who's coming in this place?" >> seth: yeah. [ mughter ] >> lget a look at ya. >> seth: yeah. >> but, otherwise, i also was like, "i can't put a bag anywhere." r >> setht. >> every room had a weird theme. and i was just was like -- >> seth: no thanks. >> ew. >> seth: yeahe >> butunny thing about this photo is that our -- our special effects guy quit the movie two days into us filming.d so insf me having gradual stomachs that were growing the way a normal pregnancy works -- >> seth: yeah. >> i just had this stomach the whole movie. [ laughter ] it was like -- i woke up th movie, and was like, "i'm a virgin.
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how did this happen?" [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's -- they say that's the telltale sign that 's a demon. >> it -- yeah. >> seth: if you're nine months pregnant on day two, it's totally a demon. that's how you know. >> seth: that's how you know. well, i'm glad you've moved on to more -- >> thank you. >> seth: prestige work. >> thank y. seth: and thanks for being back. it's always great to see you, alison. >> thank you. >> seth: alison brie, everybody. [ cheers and applausn ] second sea "glow" starts streaming june 29th on netflix. we'll be right back with music from kacey musgraves. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ]>> eth: performing "rainbow" from her critically acclaimed number one album "golden hour", please welcome back to the show kacey musgraves. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ when it rains it pours nyt you didn't even notice it ain't rainin're it's hard to breathe ♪
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>> seth: kacey musgraves, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] "golden hour" is os, now. for dao to kaceymusgraves.com. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
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