This week we sing a song of the season but forget most of the choruses. First Tyler brings some French Hens with a French romantic drama in the shape of 2013's Blue is the Warmest Color.
We take aim at a dozen or so lords a-leaping using the best of all English traditions, murdering an extended family for power. Original Obi Wan won't know what hits him... again and again and again in the search for Kind Hearts and Coronets.
Nick Cannon is in Drumline. It's a movie about a drumline which is what you call a group of drummers drumming.
Finally, we learn that Craig is not in the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds and believes that chickens are geese or calling birds maybe? I don't know. It's a flimsy excuse to force Death Laid an Egg on us. There is no bitterness over this. Nope. None at all.
All that and Tyler feels the Force, Kevin takes a very special Hallmark star hostage until they love him, and Dave faces his midlife crisis with much whimpering. Join us, won't you?