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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music



I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000, hereby grant the following permission:

All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

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The Remains of Tom Lehrer, released to the Public Domain in 2022.
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An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer, Released to the Public Domain in 2022.
Tom Lehrer Revisited Album, released in 2022 to the public domain by Tom Lehrer.
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a christmas carol music
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i hold your hand in mine music
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shes my girl music
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whos next music
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when you are old and gray
Topics: love, lose, adorability, inconceivability, quintessential, cognizant, imbecility, tomfoolery,...
Tom Lehrer That Was The Year That Was. Released to Public Domain in 2022.
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the irish ballad music
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all i need is a job
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i hold your hand in mine
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the hunting song music
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hanukkah in santa monica
Topics: hanukkah, santa, monica, lighting, rosh, kippuh, hashonah, lehrer, shevuos, spot, sheet music
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post thanksgiving hymn music
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i got it from agnes music
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the hunting song
Topics: game, twas, lehrer, sheet music
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mlf lullaby
Topics: peace, hail, lullaby, bundeswehr, wehrmacht, sandman, heil, mlf, warlike, lehrer, sheet music
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fight fiercely harvard music
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hey joe
Topics: sole, whaddaya, neapolitan, mio, sta, sung, horne, cchiu, oughta, eloise, sheet music
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alma
Topics: gustav, walter, alma, jealous, married, modern, fraulein, embalma, bauhaus, teardrops, modern...
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oedipus rex
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speeds song music
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the sac song
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the irish ballad
Topics: sing, neighbors, weighted, hideous, tragic, occasional, maid, brother, lehrer, irish, sheet music
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the menu song
Topics: gotta, kinds, ice, telegram, gasoline, song, rita, kind, moreno, parakeet, sheet music
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national brotherhood week
Topics: brotherhood, hate, folks, national, lehrer, ricans, eulogize, yorkers, puerto, national...
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the masochism tango
Topics: masochism, tango, dance, heart, dismember, aflame, lehrer, masochism tango, sheet music
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the slide rule song
Topics: slide, answers, hide, lehrer, proctors, write, sheet music
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speeds song2
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a christmas carol
Topics: lehrer, heartfelt, utensil, sleighbeils, raucous, kriss, christmas, sparing, hunks, yuletide, sheet...
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dodging the draft at harvard
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bright college days
Topics: college, hearts, gaudeamus, minnegerode, whiffenpoof, lehrer, meade, beer, toast, sheet music
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Deep Doodoo 4p
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relativity
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mlf lullaby music
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post thanksgiving hymn
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the bourgeoisie
Topics: les, devient, pierre, moi, bourgeois, comme, cochons, vieux, avec, voltaire, les bourgeois, les...
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the derivative song
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the vatican rag music2
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are there any questions
Topics: physics, student, asks, eselhafter, lehrer, stay, sheet music
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i cant think why
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poisoning pigeons in the park music
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the subway song
Topics: subway, renamed, kendall, boston, cambridge, lehrer, kozy, song, center, sheet music
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the vatican rag
Topics: vatican, rosaries, fiddle, bow, knees, pontiff, sorta, eleison, kyrie, lehrer, sheet music
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silent e music
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Deep Doodoo PBS
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scenery
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without an s
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fugue for scientists
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oedipus rex music
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thats mathematics
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sociology
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the love song of the physical anthropologist
Topics: metriocephalic, leptorrhinian, physical, gal, leptosome, dolichocnemic, mesoprosopic, lehrer,...
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smut music
Topics: vor, els, pornissimo, lehrer, smut, sheet music
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wernher von braun music
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whos next
Topics: lehrer, couplet, transistorized, sheet music
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gsas alma mater
Topics: gsas, alumnus, connivery, lehrer, sheet music
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dy dx
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poisoning pigeons in the park
Topics: pigeons, poisoning, spring, poison, pigeon, impiety, lehrer, audubon, poisoning pigeons, sheet music
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send the marines
Topics: send, replaced, randolph, dubya, tomfoolery, lehrer, huma, montezuma, oxymoron, sheet music
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so long mom music
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the professors song music
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the folk song army
Topics: folk, song, coupla, strum, lehrer, gotta, folk song, sheet music
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why not fight
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the wild west is where i wanna be music
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when you are old and gray music
Topics: bil, interlude, ened, gdim, gray, sheet music
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the professors song
Topics: lehrer, legibility, memorized, tells, eminently, sullivan, lectures, ida, tangent, absurd, sheet...
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num, sheet music
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah, sheet music
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer, sheet music
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george murphy
Topics: murphy, gahagan, lehrer, foes, pharaohs, sheet music
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi, sheet music
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high school hymn
Topics: lehrer, canst, sheet music