i'm your host, stephen colbert. let me ask you something-- do you guys remember when donald trump was elected president because he sure does. earlier today, donald trump addressed a group of builders' unions, and to prove he was a builder, he spent a lot of the speech just building up his ego. >> remember they said because the electoral college is very, very hard, they say almost impossible for a republican to win. the odds are stacked, and they would say there's no way to 270. you need 270. they're saying there was no way to 270, but there was a way to 306. wasn't that an exciting one? you know, places that nobody expects-- "donald trump has won the state of michigan!" they go "what?" "donald trump has won the state of wisconsin." they came out of the blue. and we didn't even need 'em! >> stephen: "remember five months ago when people liked me? remember that? i didn't need 'em. don't need 'em now which is good, because nobody like me now. nobody likes me. i don't-- i don't--." ( cheers and applause ) and like all t

can you do us before colbert?" i said, "no, i can't. he's from south carolina. i've been on three times already." >> stephen: palmetto state, gotta represent. >> palmetto state gotta stick together. >> stephen: we have to hang up on the in south carolina. >> we have to go half on a school or something or half on a scholarship. >> stephen: i work with my friends at donors choose in south carolina. do you mix up with them? >> no, but i'd like to. let them know i don't have the money you do. >> stephen: this is a sweet book money. >> hopefully i could get into that tax bracket but i would love to do something in south carolina, like, just for the schools. >> stephen: if you got into my tax bracket, you might like trump more. >> no, no, because i'm the type of guy that will always choose morals over money, you know ( applause ). >> stephen: spoken-- spoken bike a man who doesn't have the money yet. ( laughter ) does this book reveal anything embarrassing about you-- don't ask. hey, do not tempt the lord thy god. he might give it to you. that's right. any embarrassin

i'm your host stephen colbert. i hope everyone is staying safe and warm tonight because we're expecting a huge blizzard. i'm hearing up to 18 inches of snow from what the weather channel has dubbed "winter storm stella." for the latest on the storm, let's go to the weather channel's jim cantore. >> stella! ( laughter ) >> stephen: thanks, jim. you stay safe out there. ( laughter ) you think he would be wearing a winter coat or something like that. it's very surprising he's dressed that way. quick reminder to everybody who may not know this, the weather channel has no authority to name anything. they are not part of the government. ( laughter ) in fact, i have as much authority to name things as they do, so, because we're expecting 18 inches of snow, even though just last week it was 60 degrees, i'm calling this "winter storm crazy balls." ( suspenseful music ) ( cheers and applause ) yeah, that's much more likely. >> jon: pretty crazy, pretty crazy. >> stephen: speaking of crazy balls-- the gop's health care plan c

i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is friday. happy weekend, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. sometimes people need reminding that it's friday. >> jon: right. >> stephen: they go, "is this thursday or is this friday?" you go, "it's friday," and suddenly they're very excited. it's friday, everybody. thank you for being here. that's obvious. that's obvious. you're welcome, by the way. this being friday, tomorrow brings us to the end of drumple's first 100 days in office. after this-- after this, we cannot bring him back to the store without a receipt. slightly damaged goods. ( laughter ) maybe the president hasn't gotten a lot done in his first 100 days, but you know who has? america. all right. congratulations. all right. ( applause ) you did it, all right. first of all, we survived a trump presidency for 100 days. all right! ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: we did it. we made it. >> stephen: i did not have that in the office pool. we really surprised me in a lot of ways. ameri

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: whooo! whooo! hey! hey! ♪ ♪ >> jon: hey! >> stephen: what's going on? ( cheers and applause ) how are you, man? >> jon: what's happening. >> stephen: good to see you. hey, thanks so much. please, you're very kind. thanks so much, everybody. so nice to be here. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) happy people. happy people, of course. happy tax day, everybody. this is the day when we all release our tax returns to the man who won't release his. now, tax day is traditionally on the 15th, but since that was on a saturday, this year they gave everyone three more days to figure out how their bathroom is a "home office." ( laughter ) i do a lot of reading in there. i do a lot-- a lot of reading in thrnchts a lot of tweeting, you know. >> stephen: but on the 15th, thousands of people across the country, marched to get trump to release his taxes. ( cheers and applause ) beautiful idea. lovely. lovely idea

♪ ♪ it's the late show with stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) tonight stephen welcomes anderson cooper, judd apatow and musical guest jidenna, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! whoo! ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! >> jon: hey! >> stephen: hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) ( audience chanting stephen ) hey, thanks, everybody! thank you, mark! ( piano riff ) whoo! ( cheers and applause ) yeah! welcome to "the late show!" thanks so much, everybody! you're very kind. very kind. thank you very much! listen-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, everybody. lovely. yeah! stay strong, be brave! look folks, i'm not going to lie to you, this is "the late show" and i'm stephen colbert. ( laughter ) um, you know, last week, i don't know if you were paying attention but donald trump seemed pretty steady. he gave the big boy speech in front of congress-- long pants and everything. ( laughter ) it wa

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reportedly, @realalexjones called out stephen colbert-- in testimony-- that's me. and said, "he was making fun of me the other day, but he doesn't take that home to kids." that is true. i don't take that home. whenever i talk about alex jones, my wife will not let me into the house until i am deloused. she makes me burn my clothes outside before i enter the airlock. you ever see in the "adrom listrain?" ke that. we also learned a bit about how the marriage went wrong. jones told the court that even though his ex-wife was a member of peta, jones likes to eat zebra steaks. "and would you like that rare, or medium rare?" i'd like it extremely rare, endangered, in fact. of course, one of the use, which he admitted to, saying he sometimes smokes marijuana, nearly yearly, "to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it." ( laughter ) yes, everyone remembers that one "law & order" episode per year where the detectives burn down the dank bud, then sit on the couch with a bunch of snacks, and binge-watch "law & order." it's pretty trippy. in fact, it's not ju

>> it's the late show with stephen colbert. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, chris! hey, paul! lovely group of people. >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) you know jon, you can back me up on this. a lot of things we talk about on this show. a lot of things i come here and spoke about night after night, over the last 300 shows or something like that, from the start of the show. there's one thing i haven't done on this show and that's talk about bill o'reilly. he comes on the show, we have a good time. we have nice conversations, but i talked about him for, like, 10 years, and i think that's enough. but i do talk about donald trump, and today the two worlds collided when trump stuck his, let's say finger, into o'reilly's sticky situation. see, on saturday "the new york times" reported that fox news has spent more than $13 million to settle sexual harassment suits against bil

host: this was the dinner that stephen colbert was at. they were talking about his performance than the president's. >> there was tremendous divide between reaction in the room and the people watching on c-span or the other cable channels and part of it is, bob hope first talked about this at the 1945 dinner. before people in the room would laugh at his jokes, they would look to president roosevelt. it is just a natural thing. he is the guest of honor, the president of the united states. you are aware of his reaction. and that night, you really were aware of the reaction. and colbert was in a very tough spot because he could not follow the normal rules of comedy of making fun of both sides. he was in character. he was playing the character that he plays on tv, the foe of bill o'reilly, the right wing thing. so he could only make fun of one side. and they were pretty pointed, laugh at his jokes, they would both at the press and at the president. and he was aware that it wasn't going well. he self-edited out a number of things. he was plann

. >> eric: stephen colbert seen jump in numbers. in an interview he was asked so duo donald trump a thank you note colbert responded with no i would trade good ratings for a better president. how about that? k.j., how about that? >> kimberly: isn't that special? i mean, come on. they are all benefiting. everybody is so are we. everybody in cable. this is a president very interactive. he is tweeting. he is his own best press secretary. that's what he does and then we are able to talk about it. >> eric: yuan? >> juan: ratings rupp for colbert because is he anti-trump. people who don't like trump are watching. i don't know how you say thank you for that. >> dana: if hillary clinton had become president how he would have made that funny. i don't know. >> eric: good point, greg? >> greg: i hate to say it we're all benefiting. >> kimberly: didn't i say that? >> greg: yes, you did. all did he was replace fox news with donald trump. remember, he made his money as did jon stuart harvesting fox news. >> kimberly: harvesting. >> greg: he was l

i'm stephen colbert. that's a friday crowd. >> jon: that's a friday crowd. >> stephen: can't fake that. all right. this being friday, let's talk about what happened this week. now, here's the thing-- we talk about donald trump a lot on this show, but it's friday, so let's take a little break and talk about donald trump, jr. ( laughter ) what's that lovable scamp-up to? is he inventing a new hair-slicking technology or sitting on a tree stump daydreaming about a new endangered species to shoot? who knows? no, according to page six, donald trump jr. is considering a run for governor of new york. >> audience: booo! >> stephen: look, look, that is absurd and it will never happen. is what i would have side six months ago. now, we are screwed. trump the lesser talked to a gun club in long island and said, while he's interested in being governor, "the position of mayor of new york would be less interesting to him." oh, really? less interesting to you. considering your dad lost here by 90 points, that's like an e

i'm your host, stephen colbert. hey, i have a quick question for you guys if you don't mind me asking: anybody here use the internet? ( cheers and applause ) you might want to knock that off because congress has now voted to allow internet providers to sell your web-browsing history. >> audience: boo! >> stephen: no, no, i understand that reaction. now might be a good time to clear your browser history. ( laughter ) just hit that button, or pull the lever? i don't know. i've never used it. ( laughter ) i've got nothing to hide. i burned my computer this morning. ( laughter ) so this is what's wrong with washington d.c. so here's the deal. i guarantee you there's not one person, not one voter of any political stripe anywhere in america who asked for this. ( laughter ) no one. no one in america stood up in a town hall and said, "sir, i demand that you let somebody else make money off my shameful desires. ( laughter ) yeah, maybe blackmail me someday. please, give it to somebody else." i can't imagine somebody asked th

. >> stephen colbert having fun with that. >> that was a moment at the tedd talks. i happened to be there when he popped up on the screen. big surprise. >> you mean the pope? >> yeah. not stephen colbert. >> or jesus. >> i loved your tweet where someone said, oh, was oprah the surprise, and you said, no, the pope. >> pope too. president trump could sign a bill for protecting mon monumen. he calls it a land grab. >>> commercial uses like farming, mining, and energy exploration are currently limited. the monuments under review include millions of acres across the west. >>> here's a look at other big stories hitting the this morning the "san francisco chronicle" reports wells fargo allegedly targeted undocumented immigrants to open accounts the meet a sales goal. they were instructed to round up groups and drive them to a branch. wells fargo admitted their employees recreated more than 2 million fraudulent accounts. the ceo quit and the bank paid fines. wells fargo said these are inconsistent with our policy and has eliminated product sales goals. >>> ajit pai wants to

the next day more people talked than the hen colbert president's performance. why? guest: there was a tremendous divide between the reaction in the room, the 2,600 people and the people watching on c-span or the other cable channels. and part of it is bob hope first talked about this at the 1945 dinner. before people in the room would laugh at his jokes, they looked to president roosevelt. it is just a natural thing. he is the guest of honor. the president of the united states, you are aware of his eaction. and that night you really were aware of the reaction. and colbert was in a very tough spot because he could not follow the normal rules of comedy at these dinners of making fun at both sides. he was in character. he was playing the character that he plays on tv. the faux bill o'reilly, the right wing thing. so he could only make fun of one side. and they were pretty pointed. both at the press and at the president. and he was aware it wasn't going well. he self-edited out a number of things he planned to do. he was planning on, for example, presenting the presiden

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miami's safety adrian colbert was selected in the 7th round. >> i'm proud to say with the 129th pick in the 2017 draft the oakland raiders select david sharp. >> that's governor brian sandoval announcing from their future home in las vegas. sharp is 6'6", 300 pound offensive lineman from florida. in the fifth round took linebacker lee. and washington state safety luani. alabama state offensive tackle. north carolina running, hood. and toledo offensive tackle. hanson picked by the jets in the fourth round last season he had more than 1200 yards receiving and 11 touchdowns. his teammate was taken by the titans in the seventh round. >>> it's a's are in houston trying to snap a five-game losing streak. let's go to minute maid park. j.j. watt with the first pitch. andrew getting k or correa to c belt ran -- no doubter into the right field stands, second of the year, then in the fifth, two men on, lowrie a base hit, josh reddick with a gun for an arm and batter is out at the top of the plate. in the eighth a's lead 1-0. >>> now to new orleans. jordan spieth and ryan palmer could be in the

this is stephen colbert really eviscerating george w. bush in 2006 at the correspondents' dinner. >> now i know there are some polls out there saying that this man has a 32% approval rating. but guys like , we don't pay attention to the polls. we know that pollsre just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. and reality has a well-known liberal bias. >> doesn't even -- i could have played the don imus, 1996 correspondents dinner where people thought he went too far. is there a too far when it comes to the president or should the president man up and take it? >> absolutely not. respect is earned. and from mark twain to tom tolls, a cartoonist, to all of us comedians, colbert back then, it's our job to ridicule, sat arrestize the president. it's the norm. so there was obviously more respect for our last president, president obama, than there was for our current or the guy before him. bush. but that's because you earn that. we find your faults, we find your hypocrisies. i mean, a lot of comedians, includ

why i agree with liberal comedian steven colbert what congress just did that could cost us all our privacy. see you at 11:30. david: and the irish-- and do the >> more tax dollars for the tax man. that's what some house democrats are calling for. they say the agency needs more money to do its work. you say it's the opposite. explain your flip side. >> not a chance. the irs only exists so that congress doesn't have to do the dirty work of reaching into people's pockets in increasingly obnoxious ways to take our money and spend it. we should take the money and let congress own up to the taxation policy. >> you say no? >> i'd give the irs another billion dollars. tax cheats are costing us 400 billion a year, if we can catch them, then the tax burden on john and the other honest people, i'm assuming he's honest, will go down by 399 billion. david: so sabrina, bill's point, you spend more now and you get more in return. >> i'd have to see the numbers on that one. i'm with john here, again, i think these are lawmakers that have been in washington too long and they have complete faith in themselv

find your exclusive retailer at tempurpedic.com >>> late show with steven colbert. morning crew back tomorrow. i'm ukee washington. >> i'm jessica dean. on for you at cbsphilly.com >> have a great captioning sponsored by cbs >> welcome to the ncaa selection show. as always, i'm larry bo-berry. here with my co-anchor gary nana-fana-fo-ferry. ( laughter ) today we'll reveal the brackets for the ncaa tournament march madness. >> that's right, larry. the numbers and stats have been crunched, the rpi's have been analyzed, and the results are all stored on a highly secured server that's impossible to hack. >> good to know! let's get to it. >> in the east the number one in the country is villanova, defending national champions return. >> they'll be going up against the number nine seed, and this is a surprise, the russian army! >> i did not see that coming. >> i believe this will be the first time a foreign army will be competing in this tournament. the wildcats will have their work cut out for them because it will be five players against 850,000 battle-tested soldiers. >>