yeah. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] hello, everyone, and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show, baby." this is it. we're here. looking great. thank you for being here. well, here's what people are in today was the deadline to file your taxes. yeah. i guess trump got some good news this year. he got to write off the first 100 days of his presidency as a a total loss. good for him. >> steve: good for him. >> jimmy: and that's not all. jet blue is holding a a sweepstakes where if you owe money to the irs, you can enter to win a free flight. [ cheers ] and get this, united's offering just to drag the tax collector out of your home. [ cheers and applause ] they just -- they'll throw him right out. you don't have to worry about it. >> steve: it's a nice of them. a nice feature. >> jimmy: i saw that new york city mayor, bill de blasio, tweeted a picture of his tax returns, and wrote, see, president trump? it's not that

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. everybody, thank you! energy! that is the love. that is the love. i feel the love. i give it right back to you. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] guys, thank you all for being here tonight. how many of you are here on vacation? [ cheers ] now, how many of you are congressmen hiding from trump because you couldn't vote for his healthcare? [ cheers ] my happy audience. that's the big story today. the republican healthcare bill was pulled after they didn't have enough support to pass it. [ cheers and applause ] or as trump would say --e >> it's going down the tubers. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: going down the tubers. [ light laughter ] that's right, this bill was not well-received at all. in fact, nancy pelosi called the republican healthcare bill "a moral monstrosity." then trump said, "okay, put her down as a 'maybe.'" [ laughter and applause ] "she didn't say no." a

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, roots. thank you, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome even at home. welcome to "the tonight show," baby. baby this is it! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. i love you. welcome, everybody. here's what everybody is talking about here. well, president trump gave his big address to congress last night. it was actually surprising. he didn't trash the media or brag about winning the election. no. it was the first time people playing the trump drinking game ended up sober. [ laughter and applause ] i didn't touch it. he didn't say huge. >> steve: he didn't say wall. >> jimmy: he didn't say wall. yeah. [ light laughter ] trump's speech is actually getting pretty good reviews. in fact a cnn poll found that 69% of viewers approved of trump's speech. yep, 69. [ light laughter ] some call the number impressive, while mike pence called it inappropr

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! hey! looking good! relax, enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much for being here! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching! i' you guys, today is 4/20. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ today is 4/20, so if you see someone who looks all red and totally out of it, that's just the president of the united states. [ laughter and applause ] don't worry about it. it's fine. i saw that in honor of 4/20, ben and jerry's introduced a a new menu item that's an ice cream waffle cone taco with fudge called a "choloco." [ light laughter ] or as stoners put it, "you had us at ice cream." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "and then you hand us at waffle and then cone and then taco!" [ laughter ] guys, this is very interesting. i read that legal marijuana in south dakota could help boost funding for teachers. [ cheers ] and teachers said, "well, screw the money. just give us the weed." [ laughter and applause ] "you kids

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers ] you're here. great show tonight. well, welcome. here's what people are talking about. this is pretty big, today fox news announced that bill o'reilly has been fired after a sexual harassment scandal. [ audience oohs ] yep, experts say that it's not likely that any self-respecting network will ever hire him, then cnn said, welcome aboard. [ laughter ] get this. i saw this earlier today o'reilly actually met with pope francis at the vatican. yeah. when he saw o'reilly going to confession, the next guy in line said, you know what, i'll come back tomorrow. [ laughter ] next week? next week good? i'll figure it out. some political news. i saw that president trump gave a speech in wisconsin yesterday. he actually spoke in front of a a giant flag made out of wrenches. when he heard he'd be speaking in front of a bunch of tools, he said,

mane, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 632. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's a hot crowd tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. welcome. thank you for being here. here's what everyone's talking about, of course, it's "the oscars." did you see "the oscars" last night? it was -- [ cheers ] it was a great show. i thought jimmy kimmel did a a great job hosting. congrats to jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] he's always good. but did you see what happened at the end? [ laughter ] the producers of "la la land" went up on stage after the movie was named best picture. then it was announced that they actually lost to "moonlight." [ audience aws ] yeah, and today they joined a a support group with the atlanta falcons and hillary clinton. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they support each other. >> steve: yeah, very supportive. >> jimmy: but it really was -- it was a really crazy

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! oh! [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love! i feel the love! i give it right back to you. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it! this is the show, baby. here's what people are talking about, you guys. i saw that an interview the other day where he said that he never realized that being president was such a big responsibility. [ laughter ] somewhere far, far away, hillary clinton crushed the wine glass she was holding. [ laughter and applause ] "god! you've got to be kidding me!" in the meantime, trump is asking congress to fund his border wall, and there might be a government shutdown if they don't. or as trump put it, "you hear that? the wall hasn't even been built, and it's already a huge obstacle. [ laughter ] it's amazing -- [ applause ] how quickly that happened. bigly." [ cheers ] this isn't good. i saw that trump's star on the hollywood walk of fame was j

crew. >> questlove: 652 orlando. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much! welcome! please. have a seat. enjoy yourselves! enjoy yourselves. oh, my gosh. this is -- [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, everyone, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for having us here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, it is our second day here at universal orlando. [ cheers and applause ] universal studios are always working on new rides. i think they're trying to make some of the more relevant to the 2017. check out this commercial i saw this afternoon. >> universal studios florida is proud to announce an exciting lineup of brand-new rides coming this summer. rides like president trump's approval rating tower. watch how fast it drops. and the hillary clinton experience. you wait patiently in line for 30 years, then when it's finally your turn, someone else steals your seat. [ laughter ] see you at the park. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that interesting? always thinking here

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. >>> and a local elementary school is going to be on jimmy fallon tonight. >> here she goes. >> there y go,ou there's the view. there's more to life than the climb. you've gotta stop and look around a little. come, shed life's layers in asheville. let the child inside you out to play. remember who you are. life is for the taking, not for taking it easy. asheville. discovery, inside and out. >>> take a look right now, a severe thunderstorm warning again until 5:15 for montgomery, prince george's county and parts of d.c. a lot of lightning associated with this very heavy rain. along i-270 and democracy boulevard, at a standstill, almost looks like snow. extremely heavy rain through the area. this is always a mess in this region, but it's going to continue to be a big mess as we move through the rest of the overnight hours in that region. on this track, look at all the lightning here, on that track around takoma park, 4:49, college park, 4:54, and east river dale, 4:58. heads up, get inside, get the kids inside. move furniture off the back deck as well. because we are seeing winds up to

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that feels good. welcome. thank you very, very, very much. and welcome to you. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome at home as well. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. this is the one to be at. you guys made it. welcome. well, here's what people are all talking about. this weekend was the big march for science, the big march. and there was a lot of animal rights activists protesting trump's policies on endangered species. trump was like, "i love endangered species. [ light laughter ] that's why i refuse to drink the new unicorn frappuccino at starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] i would not order that at all. all right, i had two, but after that, i'm full. no more." actually, environmental activists say that trump's border wall would disrupt the migration of hundreds of species. animals were like, "no problem. we'll just tunnel under it like everyone else. no

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love you! i love you! [ cheers and applause ] hi! muah! muah, muah, muah, muah, muah! welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's what it is tonight. welcome. you're here. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. of course, the big story is that the vote on the republican healthcare bill was delayed today, because they didn't have enough votes to pass it. [ cheers ] when he heard that, obama called trump and said, "don't worry. obamacare covers depression. so, don't worry about it." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. at one point, congress was prepared to vote as late as 3:00 a.m. congressmen called their wives told them not wait up, then they called their mistresses and said, "see ya at 3:00!" and you know -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-yo! >> jimmy: but actually trump was on the phone last night until almost midnight, calling republicans to try to switch their votes on the bill. all the calls started the same way -- you have a collect c

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh please. welcome, welcome, welcome. enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," baby. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. beautiful crowd tonight. beautiful new york city crowd. welcome, everybody. well here's what people are talking about. tomorrow is president trump's 100th day in office. [ cheers ] and in the new interview, trump said that he thought being president would be easier than his old life. [ laughter ] people don't know what's more shocking, that he thought being president would be easy, or that he thought his old life was hard. [ laughter and applause ] i guess yelling, "you're fired" from your apartment is hard. in the same interview trump actually stopped to hand out electoral maps that show which states he won during the election. [ laughter ] then he said, "i colored them

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. i feel the love! i feel the love. it's given right back to you guys. welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. hey, i want to say, happy birthday to first lady melania trump who turned 47 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] she plans to celebrate with her loved ones, and donald. [ laughter ] they celebrated like they always do, making sure donald has something to unwrap, too, so he doesn't feel left out. [ laughter ] [ as donald ] "it's my birthday too." [ laughter ] i saw that trump gave a shout out to maine governor, paul lepage during his speech today. listen to what he had to say about him. >> governor lepage of maine, who by the way has lost a lot of weight. [ laughter ] i knew him when he was heavy and now i know him when he's thin. and i like him both

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! hey -- that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] that is a hot crowd. that is a hot crowd right there! great new york city crowd. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you made it. you're here. this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy you're here. here's what people are talking about, you guys. of course it is the big snowstorm that is expected to hit new york. everyone is talking about the big snowstorm. in fact, some are saying we could experience a whiteout. [ audience ohs ] things will even out on st. patrick's day when we all experience a blackout. [ cheers ] did see where i put the carrots on the snowman over there? [ light laughter ] but the blizzard is also supposed to hit washington, d.c. you know it's cold outside when the washington monument actually shrinks about 40 feet. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the other -- >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: the other big story is, march madness is here, you guys. that's right. [ cheers and applau

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. >>> first at 4:00, the gift each student at a maryland school is going to get thanks to jimmy fallon. >> love that shot. and in wedding season, new etiquette about what y sho creating a cleaner environment by using cleaner energy sources we've reduced carbon emissions by nearly 25%, which is the equivalent of taking close to two million cars off the road. cleaner air and cleaner water. it's good for all of us. dominion. depend on us for more than energy. >>> well, we're heading into wedding season, and like so many other aspects of american life these days, millenials are changing the rules a bit on what to give or get as gifts. many couples about to walk down the aisle this year were born in the say cash make the best gifts because they can spend it any way they want. even apply it to the cost of the wedding itself. according to the bank rate survey.com, millenials may also set up a honey moon registry. the survey also found the most generous gift-givers live in the northeast where people spend 200 bucks on average compared to 50 to $100 in the rest of the country. more than 20% of

comedian jimmy fallon helped double his donation. he place a game called egg roulette and the principal at field road agreement to participate for the fundraiser. it got fallon's attention. >> so these principals had to crack eggs over theirs in front of the whole school with all the kids watching and we got a hold of a clip. take look at this. >> here we go! >> aww. >> ew >> fallon spotlighted the montgomery county elementary school on his show on friday night. you saw that in the clip there. the principal and the assistant principal at fields road elementary agreed to play egg route hell. ready whip will give 13 grant to the read a thon doubling what they had already raised. now, fox5 spoke to the principal and the assistant principal via skype. take a listen. >> they had let us know they were going to make donation to us and we were joking around we were like wouldn't it be so great if they gave us five hun doctor dollars. i hope we get 500. we can do so much to help our students. when they said $13,000 that night, i almost fell o

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. hot crowd tonight, welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it, you're here! [ cheers and applause ] that's what it's all about. welcome. well, here's what people are talking about. i saw that today in florida, president trump made his first visit to a school since taking office. trump was there for only five minutes, before yelling out, "when's recess? [ laughter and applause ] i have to tweet." vice president mike pence is dealing with a bit of a scandal himself. it just came out that as governor of indiana, pence used a private aol email account to discuss sensitive matters like homeland security. [ light laughter ] when she heard, hillary clinton was like -- [ aol voice ] good-bye! [ applause ] >> jimmy: in big tv news today, arnold schwarzenegger announced that he is quitting "celebrity apprentice" because the show has quote "too much baggage." [ light

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