con -- >> it's just like john madden eating at "turdurken." [ laughter ] what is that? >> jimmy: turducken. turducken. >> what is that? >> jimmy: turducken is a real thing. >> really? >> jimmy: yes, it does exist. it's where you take a chicken and you shove it up a duck and then you shove that whole thing in a turkey. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] then you deep fry it in a vat of boiling oil and then -- then you shove it in john madden's mouth. [ laughter ] here we go. pro, brett favre is back. con -- >> he's already retired three times since he started. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a very busy guy. very busy guy. [ scattered applause ] pro, it's a new-look giants taking the field this season. con -- >> our new uniforms were designed by lady gaga. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that was not me. >> jimmy: not you, no, not you. pro, football is a game of inches. con -- >> especially in the locker room. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: pro, football players wear shoulder pads and tight pants. con -- >> so did jimmy in the seventh grade. [ laughter ] [ ch

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. >>> up next, in decision 2010, i can't believe i have to say this, move over, john madden. we've got a new gadget to play with. we are going to roll it out and we'll tell you this, one knee equals two senate seats. no, i'm kidding. we'll show you the new senate rankings and do so with a new toy. >> i get it. stay tuned for that. >>> first let's do our washington speak. jirga, this is one of our favorite afghan words that refers to a gathering of a few or a large number of people. you know, there are different kind of jirgas in afghanistan. this weekend the white house will keep a close eye on the parliamentary elections there. the candidates will be running for the so-called wolesi jirga. these are the first afghan-run elections since the fall of the taliban in 2001. >> it's also wrong to get jiggy with it but we're doing it. >> if you have washington speak, you'd like us to clarify or apparently make fun of, let us know. dailyrundown@msnbc. we'll be right back. [ rattling ] [ gasps ] [ rattling ] [ laughing ] [ announcer ] close enough just isn't good enough. - if your car

hard work helps, john madden says in football, speed kills. in basketball you can't coach hype if you're born and grow up to be 7'4" you'll be a better center. jon stewart works hard. the guy, as you always say, he's brilliant. you think he's one of the smartest guys on tv. >> i think he has one of the unique ways to key into exactly what's happening, whether it's right or left causing it i don't think matters as much as being able to connect with people as to the ridiculousness of the situation. chris, i do think there's a tinge of anger in a lot of his anger. >> no question. that's what gives it weight and bite, and he admits to being angry every day and the show gives him the catharsis. it gives him the chance to point things out. it's not just anger for the sake of anger. you know, he did something three, four weeks ago that maybe you guys covered. i certainly didn't. i don't know that the media got to it somewhere else, the street media before him. but pointing out that fox has been taking all these shots at the mosque and who is funding