first, arthur burns' secret diary is a surprising bestseller. what would be the biggest surprise in the secret diary of paul volcker? mr. chairman? [laughter] >> oh, boy. i lead a very calm, orderly life. no big secrets. [laughter] no secret for a diary, but i was, i guess, fortunate to be in the government and the treasury at the time of international turmoil, devaluation of the dollar, later the anti-inflation thing, latin american debt crisis. kind of an interesting life when i look back on it. [laughter] much better than being an investment banker all the time. >> so, allan, what entry would you like to read in the secret diary of paul volcker that would have helped -- >> my secret diary, those damn monotarrists that kept criticizing us all the time. [laughter] expected some control of the money supply that was beyond anybody's technical capacity. nothing we could do would ever satisfy alan meltzer. [laughter] >> so, actually, that leads to a follow-up. first, what entry do can you want to read and, second, did the federal reserve ever use t