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. ♪ [ chester cheetah ] on your way. [ male announcer ] take a cheetos break with cheetos. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: you know our next guest from starring roles in "slumdog millionaire" and "rise of the planet of the apes." her latest film, "trishna" is in theaters friday. please welcome, freida pinto. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: freida. >> hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. thank you for coming back to the show. >> so happy to be back. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous as always. >> thank you. >> jimmy: freida pinto, just a perfect name. >> aw, thank you. >> jimmy: is it a common name in india? >> well, i guess freida is not a very common name. >> jimmy: it isn't? >> yeah, i kind of like that it's a bit exclusive. but pinto is, actually -- [ light laughter ] but pinto is kind of -- it's actually a portuguese name, and it has a very sweet meaning. it actually means little chick, but it also means penis. [ laughter ] ♪ so freida little chicken. >> jimmy: that's much better. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's much better, yeah. little chicken is -- we'll stick with

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. ♪ [ chester cheetah ] on your way. [ male announcer ] take a cheetos break with cheetos. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tonight on the program you know her from "don't trust the b in apartment 23." on august 17th you can see her in the movie "compliance." dreama walker is here. and with music from this album called "elektra heart" it debuted at number one in the uk and comes out in north america tomorrow. marina and the diamonds from the bud light stage. tomorrow night from the new batman movie gary oldman will be here, espy host rob riggle will join us. and we'll have music from the dirty heads. and later this week wanda sykes, fred willard, music from serj tankian, grace potter and the nocturnals, and more. our first guest tonight is the artist formerly and currently known as peewee, you can hear him now giving voice to the evil base commander in the animated series "tron: uprising" watch it thursdays at 8:00 on disney. please welcome paul reubens! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: how's your summer going