let cramer help you channel yours. "mad money" with jim cramer. week nights on cnbc. >>> we're riding the magical money mystery tour. and i'm giving you the life lessons i have learned the hard way through decades of stock investing. i told you first about how to get your kids started early. okay. and then i told you about how nothing should ever stop you from investing if i could invest while living in the back seat of my 1977 ford fairmont. i know you can, too. right now, i want to tell you about how i got started in individual stock picking, something you know i love and still believe. even in periods of on pain and chicanery. it's still totally worthwhile if not lucrative and, yes, it is the reason i believe you watch, that is, unless you love the funny outfits that i occasionally don and the streams of conscious references and the outrageous -- courtesy of when i used to have a radio show called "real money." if you were picking stocks playing with real money, not just with the ledger or with the game stocks and bonds, you need an account. we

tweet cramer, #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> if you want to navigate through this market, that's becoming more difficult by the day, right? what you need more than anything else is consistency. and believe it or not, despite the startling plunge in the price of oil, few companies are more consistent than the high-quality pipeline operators, like cramer morgan energy partners, symbol kmp for you home gamers, plus in a world that's starved for yield, kinder morgan pays a monster dividend and it's up more than 5.77%, more than triple the return you would get from ten-year u.s. treasuries. kinder morgan is the largest pipeline player out there, roughly 180 terminals. company ships everything from refined gas to carbon dioxide. with the price of crude down $8 a barrel in the last couple of weeks, how come kmp is only a point away from its all-time high? simple, because as i always say, this business is like a gi

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follow a's jim cramer on twitter. have a question, tweet cramer has tag mad tweets. send an e-mail to mad money a's cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. missed something, head to mad money.cnbc.com. >> with the market roaring today, s. and p. 500 hitting a brand-new all-time high, you don't want to hear my preaching about the virtues of caution and discipline, but that's just what i'm going to do. my job is investing. you know that unlike a lot of the talking heads out there, i met a huge fan of the bull. like most of you at home. i love it when stocks go higher. but i also believe we need to be prepared in case one of the many warnings, the jeremiads from the endless legion of bears, comes through. that doesn't mean you sell all your stocks. i took a call earlier and someone said i really nervous. i said don't sell your stocks. wanted to sell everything. no, some of the stocks that rallied in the first quarter, i understand taking some off of the table but you can dump everything that moved up a lot, maybe lock in some games. i'm not in favor of that either

>> caller: boo-yah, cramer! >> yeah, exactly. >> caller: i could just kiss you for all you've taught me about the stock market. >> you see, apple was the pretty girl at the party, right? >> right. >> i was looking at her for a little while until i got drunk and everybody became attractive. you understand what i'm saying? >> oh, okay. ♪ >> i like to put it in lehman terms because i'm a lehman guy. >> usc-indianapolis. that is when clint was on. remember that? you don't remember who quint is? anybody know who quint >> you don't know me? i'll catch this fish for you. >> you really -- that's what he said. >> find him for five, but i'll catch him and kill him for ten. >> what is it? >> "jaws." >> you are a loser. ♪ [ cows moo ] [ sizzling ] more rain... [ thunder rumbles ] ♪ [ male announcer ] when the world moves... futures move first. learn futures from experienced pros with dedicated chats and daily live webinars. and trade with papermoney to test-drive the market. ♪ all on thinkorswim. from td ameritrade.

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stay with cramer. >>> the "mad money" back to school tour is in session. and this time we're headed to the city of brotherly love. if you're a student at villanova university and want free tickets to see cramer do the show love on campus thursday, april 25th, visit madmoney.cnbc.com. (announcer) at scottrade, our clients trade and invest exactly how they want. with scottrade's online banking, i get one view of my bank and brokerage accounts with one login... to easily move my money when i need to. plus, when i call my local scottrade office, i can talk to someone who knows how i trade. because i don't trade like everybody. i trade like me. i'm with scottrade. (announcer) scottrade. awarded five-stars from smartmoney magazine. >>> it is time -- it is time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." i don't know the callers or stocks ahead of time, play until this sound and the "lightning round" is over. are you ready skee-daddy? it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." i'm goi

cramer. and welcome to my world. >> you need to get in the game! they're going to go out of business and he's nuts! they're nuts! they know nothing! >> i always like to say there is a bull market somewhere. "mad money." you can't afford to miss it! hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. other people want to make friends. i'm just trying to make you money. my job is not just to entertain you but to educate and teach. so call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. sometimes in my old visitful days as a general assignment reporter for newspapers, you would get a story that was frankly too fabulous to check out. you didn't want to find anything wrong because you knew you had a great one on the line. you didn't want to contradict it, just in case the facts might get in the way of a good story. and that's how i felt about stocks that drove this market higher today. the dow climbing 158 points, s&p rocketing 1.43%. great day on the market well, the nasdaq, 1.5%. nice comeback from yesterday.

stay with cramer. >>> the "mad money" back to school tour is in session, and this time we're headed to the city of brotherly love. if you're a student at villanova university and want free tickets to see cramer do the show live on campus thursday, april 25th, visit madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> it is time -- it is time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." rapid fire calls. i don't know the callers or stocks ahead of time, play until this sound and the "lightning round" is over. are you ready skee-daddy? it's time for the "lightning round" on cramer's "mad money." i'm going to start with freddy in my home state of new jersey. freddy? >> caller: thank you for helping us little guys and i've got a stock called acad. >> we like this. we like this because of the hope of the parkinson's formulation. >> buy, buy, buy. >> ronald in california, ronald? >> caller: professor jim. what do you think about sandridge energy, sd? >> i like sd. dan dicker did a video with me at thestreet.com, he thinks this is t

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hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. other people want to make friends, i'm trying to make money. my job is to educate, teach and coach, so call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. earnings season. i dread earnings season. why? because it is overwhelming with so many companies reporting at once, so much data being thrown at you. because it's hard to keep track of expectations and to know what is better-than-expected. the whisper, what the real benchmark must be beaten is. no, it's because i have a really bad back and i can't stand carrying out those printed out versions of conference calls in downtown manhattan to my studio here where i do "mad money." but tonight i want to do something different. i want to offer you a new way to use earnings season to put it in perspective, because most of you watching the show are not these day traders that really hijack a lot of the thinking. you're not trying to game a quarter because it has become so difficult to predict and often the initial moves aren't even accurate because of the press covera

it's cramer. go ahead. >> caller: look, i'm irving from las vegas. >> all right. >> caller: and because of you, you've been a wonderful thing that you've been doing for people and for me, i got into the stock market that the more or less at the age of 90. >> fantastic, sir. fantastic. isn't it the greatest? don't you lover it? >> because i've been listening to you for many years, not doing anything, but at the age of 90, i'm 2 now. >> so you're just getting started. you've got a couple of bull markets, maybe a bear market ahead of you. what's up? >> caller: which way is better to buy stock, preferred or common? >> i like the preferreds. a lot of the vmt preferred turned out to be terrific and they're still the best in show. common has more up side. i like to follow the xhop stocks. bigger, better reward but, of course, more risk. but i think you're doing terrifically. tonight i'm sharing all my investing memories and give you the lessons that i have learned. why not get them started really early?

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. >> caller: hi, cramer. i had a question about barry gold corp., abx. >> yeah. >> caller: is it a make or a break moment for this coal mine? >> i was very disappointed by that construction problem they're having in chile, and it shows you why gold stocks are too hard to own. gold itself is going down. i am not a believer in the gold stocks, and i don't recommend them, and i'm not going to deviate now and tell you to buy this one. i'm going to go to steven in california. steven. >> hi. how are you doing? >> not bad. how are you, steven? >> all right. i'm calling in regards to blackberry with the negative news that's been out. the phone is being returned and also being aware that the news seems to be good coming out of the emerging markets in general. i was wonder whatting your thoughts are going on the next few months. >> i've been saying the stock trade is 12, 15. 12 you buy it. 15 you sell it. i'm going to stick by my game plan. look, i do think that next week is going to be the interesting test case. it's

♪ >>> i'm jim cramer. welcome to the sovereign state of cramerica. coming to you today from the villanova school of business! [ cheers ] a lot of people want to make friends, but i just want to make you money because my job is not just to entertain you, to educate you. so tweet me at jim cramer hashtag at villanova. stocks, stocks are about the future. we get concerned about the sequester and the faa and the airplanes. we can freak out about spanish unemployment or disappointing results from a semi conductor or a supermarket stock or a big multinational like 3 million. the average is neglected to really reflect that negativity. the dow is gaining 25 points, s&p advancing .39%. nasdaq climbing .26%. but never forget, stocks represent a call on the future, not just the present and not next week or next month, either. even as short-term considerations so often prevail in the convention of wisdom that you hear every day. what a terrific opportunity here on the campus of the great villanova business school to talk about the future, to talk about what it m

tweet cramer #madtweets. send him an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> general electric gets it. today, ge paid $3.3 billion for a stock we suggested would get a takeover bid -- lufkin. because ge wants to dominate the oil and natural gas service industries. i have liked lufkin ever since i want to the bakken shale two years ago. we stood in front of the nodding donkeys. it can be shipped to where it is needed. it's a crucial part of the oil and gas food chain that is indispensable to getting it out of the ground. you have ge -- yeah, ge gets it and they made you $24. or 37.6% just today. that's right. today. if you anticipated this acquisition. now, we would not spend as much time talking about oil and gas in this show if this didn't make you the kind of money that i have seen so often, whether it be lufkin, gardner denver. okay, that was another oil service company take private, and at a nice premium by kkr. another outfit that un

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cramer. big boo-yah to you from grand valley state university. >> excellent. >> caller: my question's about alaska airlines, alk. >> i like the airlines, they're all pulling back. but the one i want to be in is us airways because of the merger with amr. let's go to matt in texas, please. matt. >> caller: easter bunny boo-yah to you, jimbo. >> terrific. >> caller: i want to know about hanger. hgr. >> i like hanger. it used to be hanger orthopedics. it's got a great business in prosthetics. i think the stock can go higher. jim in florida. >> caller: boo-yah for you, mr. cramer. >> okay. >> caller: i rung it out at the register a couple months ago. i see it was upgraded today. with the expansion of paypal and growth in foreign markets like india should i get back on the bus? >> i think the stock's got to cool down. multiple upgrades today. let it come down to 53, 54, and then pull the trigger. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of the is the conclusion of the "lightning round"! â™

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tweet cramer #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. >>> as magnum hunter, the highly speculative oil producer is down 39% since i recommended it in february last year. finally found its way out of the house of pain. magnum hunter has terrific assets. marcellus shales, growing production like crazy, up 137% in the last quarter. but the stock has been held back. magnum owners tried to get a bunch of natural gas wells last year, curtailed production because there wasn't enough processing capacity nearby. last may they did a big secondary, oh, man, that got crushed. if you were on that one, you got annihilated. then they missed numbers reporting in november. most recently two weeks ago we noticed the company's latest 10-k filing would be delayed beyond the s.e.c.'s extended due date. today, good news. they found a buyer for their shale properties which they've been trying to sell for a while. selling in virginia for $401

. >> jim cramer leveling the playing field next. >>> i'm jim cramer and welcome the my world. >> you need to get into the game. >> and firms are going to go out of business and they are nuts, they are nuts, they know nothing. >> i always like to say there is a bull market somewhere and maria, you can"mad money," you can't afford the miss it. i'm cramer and welcome to cramerica. some people want to entertain you, but my job is to educate you. call me at 800-700-cnbc. en before the tragedy in boston, there was a market decline because of the stunning events in boston, massachusetts. why going down before that though? frankly, it was a self-fulfilling day, and the best encapsulated by the following wisdom, everyone else is selling so don't we have to sell, too? with the dow jones slipping, and the s ashgts and p 2.3 p%, and nasdaq with the worst day in a long time, what was going on with the stock market? why weak from to get-go? now, i kept my ear to the ground all day and frankly, i want to tell the truth out here, i could not find a single truly cogent or plausible reason that the ma

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follow @jim cramer on twitter and if you have a question, tweet cramer at #madtweets. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to madmoney.cnbc.com. ♪ ♪ >>> of course, our thoughts are with the victims and the families of the victims of today's horrible tragedy in boston. for this terrible incident we learned about an amazing deal. dishwork's takeover bid for sprint, a rival bid, and which rose on the news only closing up 84 cents or 13.5%. normally when a company takes a catchover bid i try to tell you the sell it, because the upside is there for the sell and we are not arbitragers. and remember, that they were trying to get a section of the company, but they have a high pocket, so they can now come in and turn this from a cable television to cable powerhouse like verizon or at&t, and what does the clever ceo of dishnet have up his sleeve? and what are they going to do to buy from clearwater they that don't have for their own? the man for the job is david faber, my favorite man from "squawk on the street" and this is one tough story. that is why w

i'm jim cramer. see you tomorrow in villanova. >> he was literally the man behind the door. >> narrator: arthur nadel conjures a $330 million hedge fund that's all hocus-pocus. >> he was the number-one subject in the disappearance of hundreds of millions of dollars. >> nadel is charged with running what's been described as a mini-madoff scheme. >> narrator: in the blink of an eye, nadel disappears without a trace, leaving clients without their life savings. >> you just question, how are you gonna make it -- how are you gonna make it happen? [ sniffles ]

"mad money" with jim cramer starts right now. >> i'm jim cramer, and welcome to my world. you need to get in the game! going out of business and they're nuts! they know nothing! >> always like to say there's a bull market somewhere. "mad money." you can't afford to miss it. hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to kra mare ka. other people want to make friends. i just want days like today because my job is not just to entertain but to educate and to coach you. call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. in this corner, we have the former heavyweight champion weighing in at two tons, caterpillar! and in the opposite corner, we've got the reigning king, conagra, coming in at, well, let's see, how much exactly does a slim jim weigh? depends on the jim! okay. this is a battle royale for the soul of the market. got the king right here. now, this market got punched in the face today. with the dow taking a 112-point hit. s&p plunging 1.05%, nasdaq tumbling 1.11%. and you can thank these boys, caterpillar and it cohort, for this hideous decline. let's give an assist to north korea, whic

stay with cramer. >> announcer: coming up, shocking the street. industrial giant eaton was on the rise today after reporting. can growth in it's electrical business help lead the charge higher or will it run out of juice? cramer's earnings exclusive when its ceo is just ahead. . . [ music playing ] >> in a moment where everyone is looking at the earnings season by who is getting hurt by europe and who isn't. you need to learn there is more to the puzzle than mere geography. you know what matters? execution. at the end of the day, we like companies with great management. they are run with people with long track records with great results. take eaton, they reported today that manufacturers everything from control box, power management system, hydraulic truck transmissions and aerospace. in part, i like them because at the end of last year, it bought cooper industries. a $13 billion deal that gave the company a lot more exposure to the electrical side of the business and more domestic exposure. you might think they are acting like a dog here and they

cramer go etc. the dish in its exclusive in his ceo just ahead, all coming up on "mad money." ♪ >>> the celebration week here at nbc universal. i want to talk about the one alternative fuel that actually has a chance of leading us off dirty foreign oil and cleaning up the skies, not 10 or 20 years ago. regular viewers know i'm referring to natural gas. our guests maybe the other. diesel is 23-28% cleaner. i have been pushing natural gas and british fuel for the future for ages now. and after years where it felt like nobody else cared, except for the companies, themselves, we may be reaching the tipping point yesterday, a long record of skepticism the new york times published a piece saying it is set to produce natural gas. one of the "time's" quotes is andrew littlefare, he's a cnoe, the largest fuel provider in the company, it's compressed and liquified naufrl gas stations. at the new york times is right the trucking industry is embracing natural gas, something that makes sense, the cost per gall

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hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. before we make friends, i'm going to try to make you some money. my job is not just to entertain you,ç it's to make you money. call me. 1-800-743-cnbc. corporate earnings dominate the action right now, crowding out the endless news flow from europe and china, uncertainty from wall street, though, from reports from amazon last night and starbuck, but applause for gargantuan hoemd home builder dr horton. it caused the dow to gain 12 points. s&p back slid 1.8%. nasdaq down .33% him whenever we hear that earnings season has been downbeat and i'm hearing that a lot, it makes me cringe. there's nothing so uniform or homogenized about earnings season that these statements can hold water. you see, there are two trends about how the earnings reports are shaping up in april. the first is that if the company does a tonne of business oversea, it most likely is disappointed, but if most of its business is domestic, it did darn well. the second is that even within individual sectors, we saw treme

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time for cramer's "mad dash" ahead of that market open. celgene. >> you had a scenario where people digested things and didn't see something they liked. watch celgene and that's by deutsche bank and this will turn before the rest of the market. >> so this could be a tell, if, in fact, people start to calm down because they have a psoriasis drug that would be selling regardless of the employment number and the heartbreak of psoriasis is a real problem and they've got a real solution. >> hewlett-packard not going to move a lot on this. >> no, you follow hewlett-packard closely. is this an instance where a change in the board could mean something positive. jim stewart chronicled that this was a terrible board. >> you have two members stepping up as chairman interim. they're looking for a permanent chairman, so to speak, but meg whitman is running the company. she has the support of the board at this point. ray lane is staying on that board of directors. pat russo are two of the strongest voices in the boardroom. >> okay. but a dysfunctional b

don't go anywhere, "mad money" with jim cramer starts right now. >>> i'm jim cramer and welcome to my world. >> you need to get in the game! firms are going to go out of business and he's nuts, they're nuts! they know nothing! i always like to say, there's a bull market somewhere and i promise -- "mad money," you can't afford to miss it. hey, i'm cramer! welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. other people want to make friends, i'm just trying to make you a little money. my job is not just to entertain you, but to teach and to coach, so call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. listen up, okay! listen up! this, right here, this is europe, okay? this is the united states, all right? this, this is china, all right?