don't tase me bro ? >> andrew meyers started to describe. [singing] ? don't tase me bro ? sno songs in protest and commercials like this one for a-o-l. >> i haven't done a thing. . i want some chips. don't tase me, bro. >> leave him alone. >> a lot of people what they took from it was, you know, police brutality or freedom of speech. >> but as the years passed the world missed the rest of the story. >> i was just learning. >> this is andw >> i wanted to talk about the e-t-fs for a minute. >> the first answer i want to give is i hope i've changed. >> he sounds different these days. >> a lot of the metrics i've seen can put a new face on the federal reserve. they've been talking about tapering off the the q-e infinity. >> he got a law degree and works behind a desk as an advisor in the precious metals market. >> a lot of people don't want to became a bit of a conformist. >> the angriest one is the loudest. >> he's been talking two hours. >> the angriest ones are the loudest. that's what people would have s

how did they sneak the bro in the bathroom? >> had some help from the other guys in the tattoo store, a few were in on it. >> the tattoo [ bleep ] fell off, dude. yeah, man. tattoo. >> is this fake ink, what's going on? >> everyone else asks the question, confused, but the evidence is right there. >> it's not there, it's gone. >> that is a legit question. >> completely baffled. doesn't know what to say. >> perfect timing. comes in, i see that. >> tattoo is missing. >> the place loses it. they've seen a lot of but for someone to play that kind of switch is legit. >> this is a good one, especially with the tattoo, because it's so permanent. you have to really pull it off. >>> time to give away another ipad mini. >> to enter you'll need the buzz word, be at least 21 years old and a legal u.s. or canadian resident. >> head over to rightthisminute.com and click win ipad. >> yep, enter the buzz word on facebook, twitter, or both. you cacan enter on each every d. kinetic. >> get over to rightthisminute.com, click on the win ipad butto

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to which the audience member replied, "i'm not your bro, bro." seth then explained that, due to his fears of not having having enough ketchup, he always travels with a full bottle. and to the tsa agents who always take it away. seth said, "this is not a liquid, this is tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, focused bean gum, partially hydrogenated soybean oil. geez there's a lot of [ bleep ] in here. whatever, it's delicious." seth then told his assistant erica, "by the way, the next time you order my fries, this is the proper amount of ketchup." [ laughter ] got it? nbc would like viewers to disregard seth's opinions about ketchup packets as they do not reflect the network's position and do not make any sense. we now resume our broadcast. >> seth: and if you don't agree, it's time for you to catch up with the times. woo! that felt good to get off my chest. we'll be back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ? with this level of engineering... it's a performance machine. with this degree of intelligence... it's a supercomputer. w

you're awesome, you know that, bro? >> you could tell he works at a barbershop. >> congratulations, bro. >> thanks. >> good job. >> employee of the month, everyone. >> this viral video was first posted to the barbershop's facebook page and it's gotten a ton of shares and views because it's just simply heart warming. our day, as well. with so much going on, it's just nice to click on and see something nice. >> what's it say? >> employee of the month. >> employee of the month! you got employee of the month, man, you did a good job. >>> an exhausted dog is trapped in a deep well. >> i do believe that fate helped. >> how rescuers got her spirits back up. >>> and put a blank canvas on a train and catch him paint. >> this is creative. >> see the incredible passenger masterpiece next. >>> "right this minute" is brought to you by -- colgate (coughs) that cough doesn't sound so good. well i think you sound great. move over. easy booger man. take mucinex dm. it'll take care of your cough. fine! i'll text you in 4 hours when your

we're going to check in with denise and our battleground bros are still here. they're on facebook live. you can join the conversation on our "nbc 10" facebook page. >>> jack kennedy was a friend of mine. senator, you're no jack kennedy. >> and welcome back to "nbc 10's" debate night coming to you live from xfinity live here in south philadelphia. join the conversation online on our nbc philadelphia facebook page. what's on your mind? do you think the candidates will surprise us tonight? what could they say that might influence your decision? have you already made up your mind but you want to see how the other guy or the other woman may do, you know, the other candidate? maybe it will sway your opinion at this juncture in the campaign. so weigh in on our nbc philadelphia facebook page. we love hearing from you. you know, this campaign cycle, fact checkers have taken on a prominent role and it is fast and furious this campaign cycle. joining us to talk more about separating truth from fiction is robert farleigh who is deputy managing editor of factcheck.org. how

how did they sneak the bro in the bathroom? >> had some help from the other guys in the tattoo store, a few were in on it. >> the tattoo [ bleep ] fell off, dude. yeah, man. >> i know for a fact i did that tattoo. >> is this fake ink, what's going on? >> everyone else asks the question, confused, but the evidence is right there. >> it's not there, it's gone. >> that is a legit question. >> completely baffled. doesn't know what to say. >> perfect timing. comes in, i see that. >> tattoo is missing. >> the place loses it. they've seen a lot of pranks, but for someone to play that kind of switch is legit. >> this is a good one, especially with the tattoo, because it's so permanent. you have to really pull it off. >>> time to give away another ipad mini. >> to enter you'll need the buzz word, be at least 21 years old and a legal u.s. or canadian resident. >> head over to rightthisminute.com and click win ipad. >> yep, enter the buzz word on facebook, twitter, or both. you can enter on each every day. >> friday's buzz word is kinetic

about that, bro." to which tom replied "i'm not your bro, bro." [ light laughter ] seth then giggled and confessed that he always thought it was funny how "the word condiment have the word condom in it, because they both go great on a weiner." adding,"don't believe me, check it out." [ laughter and applause ] he then lifted up a hot dog in a condom and waved it around. at which point a member of the audience interjected, "that's disgusting." to which seth replied, "no it's to which the audience member replied, "i'm not your bro, bro." seth then explained that, due to his fears of not having having enough ketchup, he always travels with a full bottle. and to the tsa agents who always take it away. seth said, "this is not a liquid, this is tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, focused bean gum, partially hydrogenated soybean oil. geez there's a lot of [ bleep ] in here. whatever, it's delicious." seth then told his assistant time you order my fries, this is the proper amount of ketchup." [ laught

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bro, what are you doing? you know i got dibs on beckett's desk. i will play you knife, gun, kevlar for it. let's do this. knife. gun. you fool, you brought a knife to a gun fight? blam. two out of three. no way. kick rocks. javi, we're pathetic. no, you're pathetic. you're the one who got the crappy desk. everyone else is moving up. gates, she's the new deputy chief, beckett, she's the new captain. so? so when's it gonna be our turn? get promoted, make more money? bro, where's this coming from? jenny's pregnant again. we found out last night. oh, wow! that's great! congratulations! [sighs] that is great, right? yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah. it's wonderful. but it's also another mouth to feed, ...celebrate before you start stressing about money again? sometimes it's good to just breathe -- yes! got ourselves a homicide. fingers crossed for overtime pay. bro, there's something wrong with you. ?? [keys jingle] [door creaks] can i help you? [door closes] you sure as hell can, buddy. nice to finally meet you. bring it on in. come here. [gasping] great news,

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mattel doesn't have the momentum of has bro and mattel keeps going higher. i like has bro. you want to fret over the fed? or every tiny move? this is, by the way, the fed. >> the house of pain. >> be my guest, but that's not my skiel. i like to find situations that rise above central banks or commodity concerns and that's what i want to help you find. on "mad money," oil rose as much as 2% before losing steam today. with so many unknowns about its next move, i'm looking at companies taking action and making profits in the process. you don't want to miss that. then that coach purse cost a pretty penny, but could an investment in the brand pay you back with interest? with the hand ringing retail impacting the company, i'm eyeing its potential. and shares of series therapy autos are down. i'm giving you my take on the speculative biotech stocks. stick with cramer. >> announcer: don't miss a second of "mad money." follow @jimcramer on twitter. have a question? tweet cramer, #madtweets. send jim an e-mail to madmoney@cnbc.com or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something?

i'm like, bro, what are you weeks. he's like, bro, i'm good, i feel straight. i'm ready to go. there was no hesitation, no slowdown in what he was doing, we were right back on pace with before. >> they get set for a trip to buffalo on wednesday. carson palmer, how's he doing it? doing it with the run game. mathis, the touchdown here. how about this, philadelphia with a rookie come up with an impressive win, the int right here, the eagles are 2-0 with their win against the chicago bears tonight, 29-14 at soldier field. fourth inning, will myers, home run. that is padres team, certainly nobody wants to finish in last place, when you look at it right here, 1-0 san diego in the fourth inning. you look at this pitching staff, out, what other changes will be, scores dickerson, adam rosales, 3-0. you wonder if there are going to be more changes in the front office as the situation is reviewed mid season is. padres still win the game, 3-2 the final, san diego over the arizona diamondbacks, so that's a quick look here. but i think everybody panicked a little bit last week. now everybody

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i hope you bros enjoyed watching. and as always, stay awesome! oh, that's it, bros. show's over. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you so much, everybody. welcome to the "daily show." i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight here to talk about her new tv series "queen sugar," the amazing director ava duvernay is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) but first up, whenever you hear "syria," what are first things you think of, a terrible civil war? air strikes killing civilians? the bustling poetry scene? and, of course, assad committing war crimes by using chemical weapons on his own people as well. and it's all driving millions of people to leave syria. which may be why-- and this is completely true-- the syrian government recently released a tourism video to attract visitors to the country. take a look. ♪ ♪ ( laughter ). >> trevor: that's the whole ad. that's it. the the only thing harder than being a civilian i

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bro. and we thank the members of congress who are here for their strong support of the arts and the humanities. but today, the focus is on our recipients. and today's recipients of the national medals of the arts and the humanities are poets, musicians, artists, journalists, professors, historians, and at least one chef. their paths and their mediums could hardly be more different, and that's what makes them great. they take their piece of this big, bold, diverse, energetic country, they reshape it, and then they share it with us. they open our experience to theirs, and for that, we honor them here today. we honor poets like louise glÜck, whose probing poems capture the quiet drama of nature and the quiet emotions of everyday people. throughout her life, fastidious, attentive readers have taught her that there are ears that receive. as a professor, she strives to be a receiving ear for others, and she's inspired generations of young poets who are her students and readers alike. once, when

. >> the bros were out to debunk a few myths. >> we're trying to tell the story from zero to "dancing with the stars." some questions get answered like, what are these antics, is why is he speaking to strangely? is he really arrogant? this is an incredible celebration of dance, family, ambition, you american dream. >> speaking of family, maks and p e.t. a's baby boy is due in january, but what about their nuptials? >> i just want her to have the wedding of her dreams and me to also have the wedding of my dreams. >> but during dancing rehearsals with amber rose, maks told us it was almost all up to p e.t. a. >> i went in. i negotiated the spot. then i said, you guys, here you go. enjoy yourselves. >> yeah? >> yeah. >> can you tell her so i can pick out some things? it's not that i don't care. i do. i just don't really -- it's not my process. >> as for that road trip, it might be a while before we see the bros together again. >> you know, this might be the last time we spend this much time together. >> this will be our farewell. >> he's been handed over to miss peta murgatroyd. >> two b

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i just don't really -- it's not >> as for that road trip, it might be a while before we see the bros together again. >> you know, this might be the last time we spend this much time together. >> this will be our farewell. >> he's been handed over to miss peta murgatroyd. >> two bros that really have a great relationship, don't they? i have to say this also. especially to hear a guy talk about the wedding of his dreams. >> absolutely. i definitely adore the pita, you are marrying into a good family. you're in good hands. >>> travel considerations provided by -- birthdays this weekend. ryan phillippe is 42. harry connick jr. is celebrating turning 49. colin firth, 56. now, take a final look at your choices. which empire star once had a job at the pentagon? that is taraji p. henson, who is celebrating turning 46 this weekend. >> monday we're first behind the scenes as travolta transforms into mob boss john gotti. plus on the set of michael weatherly's new show. >> we've been waiting for you. >> that's monday. >> but for all the late breaking hollywood news, go to our website, e.t..com.

. >> wake up, bro. wake up. send your message some other way, bro. that ain't the way to do it. >> caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. ♪ ♪ >>> hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. a basket of problems for hillary clinton, that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. not since president william henry harrison died of reported pneumonia in 1841, just 3 days into his term has a lung infection captured the attention of the american voters. as you most likely know by now, hillary clinton faltered at a 9/11 memorial on sunday here in new york city. the campaign announcing afterwards she has pneumonia, something they knew last friday. now, the stamina of both mrs. clinton and donald trump is amazing. these people are under constant pressure all the time. the fact that they can pull that off is astounding. going forward both candidates should be candid about their health because it is a major factor in leadership. but that situation is far overshadowed by the basket of deplorables