nick: you know what ? it doesn't matter. if you're in a chicken outfit, or you're dressed like the flying nun, if you've got a gun, it might put the fear of death in me. mock commentator: hurry up, it's hot in this suit. come on, lady, what do you think this is, easy work ? now when i leave, you're gonna sit over her. do not turn around. brad: it's gonna be hard to do a lineup. nick: "is it the white guy, "the black guy, "the hispanic guy, or the 6-foot-8 chicken ?" "oh, i don't know..." brad: can you eat feed out of your hand, please ? nick: "the chicken kinda "looks familiar. "can you have him turn this way ?" brad: "turn to the side. "okay, and now back. can you ( bleep ) an egg ?" narrator: police clip the wings of this dirty bird after obtaining a warrant to search his home. and it turns out, he's a former employee. jo: ( bleep ) that place. that was the worst ( bleep ) job i ever had. todd: he's a chicken. someone's gonna want to ruffle his feathers once he gets in jail. jo: chicken livin', baby. narrator: inside an oh

nick: i can't even see any nipples. there's nothing sexy about this. officer: we're just taking them into custody. officer: all right, sir, good work. natasha: uh, this is not hot at all. i am so not horny right now. bryan: don't quit on me yet. we still haven't hit the climax. it's 3:00 a.m. in detroit. rosalie is awoken by a sound at the door. she goes to the door and finds a mysterious stranger trying to force his way into her home. that's right. rosalie grabbed a hold of the intruder's man parts. and she tugged and she yanked without mercy. sans mercy. rosalie: and i took it and i pulled it. kevin: well, that was less sexy than i thought it was gonna be. bryan: hope it was as good for you as it was for me. i'll call you sometime. i swear. now, if you'll excuse me, i just gotta wet my mouth down with some grapes. narrator: so far you've trembled in fear and laughter at 19 dumb criminals. but the dumbest criminal is still out there. watch his harebrained scheme right after this. commentator: stop poking me ! ( groanin

nick: she knew right away. she was like, "that's a toy." i think she worked at toys "r" us for, like, 11 years. she picked that thing out like that. godfrey: it's not a game, you hear that ? it's a gat, baby, you know what i'm saying ? new fisher-price style. jo: i'm gonna shoot you... with water ? godfrey: you think i'm playing, huh ? ( buzzing sound ) daisy: i love how easily defeated this guy is. jo: the door's locked ! they ( bleep ) turned the little button ! ( buzzing sound ) brad: they're not bothered by him at all. like this ( bleep ) happens every day, like this pet store's in south central. leif: like that's gonna work, add "please," all of a sudden, out of nowhere. try politeness. loni: and now he's pleading with them. who's the bitch now ? narrator: the bandit, brandishing his plastic gun, scurries out the back door. police, equipped with actual firearms, easily track him down a few days later. ali: sad excuse for a criminal. jo: these two women should have a sitcom-- woman: you can't unlock the door. ( audience laughing ) jo: t

to file for divorce during nick's legal trouble. he writes, "i practically begged her, please, don't file. our son's just had the accident. if we do this now, it will make us look like the britney spears family. please don't file for divorce!" but linda filed for divorce in late 2007, and now the hogans just settled their nasty divorce, and the tabloids still can't get enough of this famously fractured family. >> it makes you wonder why would anyone want to do a reality show and put their family through that? you look at what happened to the hogan family. you look at even what happened to jon and kate that we've been talking about for months, and look at the issue with richard heene, allegedly he pulled off this stunt because he wanted a reality show. it really only leads to horrible things. >> show biz tonight reached out to linda hogan for a comment. she didn't respond directly to hulk's allegation, but here's what she tells us. "my ex-husband's serial infidelitied forced me to take the route that i have taken, breaking our family

good morning, nick. >> reporter: good morning, lisa. yeah, afghan officialing believe these fighters came from pakistan. this base was only a few miles from the border and fighters can cross easily. the terrain is difficult for the u.s. to manage blue it's the insurgents' backyard. hundreds of fighters left a mosque in a nearby village a few miles from the pakistani border. they attacked two different u.s. bases in a bold and coordinated assault with massive firepower including assault rifles and rocket-propelled grenades. outnumbered and in danger of being overrun u.s. troops called for backup, more troops and helicopters and fighter jets. abc's karen russo landed with medics who rescued soldiers. >> we flew in the cover of darkness and circled above to avoid fire before quickly corkscrewing to the landing zone below. we landed in a valley at the bottom of steep mountains making us vulnerable to attack even more so because medevac helicopters do not have any weapons. once on the ground it was difficult to see anything except for smoke

meanwhile, nick suffered smoke inhalation during the rescue. one firefighter suffered minor injuries. as for the woman, she suffered some pretty bad burns and medics had to take her to the burn center. ? the student -- in the studio, linda so, abc2 news. >>> a man accused of dousing his grandmother with alcohol and setting her on fire now charged with first degree murder. police say tyron mason attacked 85-year-old ethel hebderson on her home in poplar grove street in west baltimore in march because she refused to give him money. henderson died in june at hopkins bayview. the charge against mason then went from attempted murder to murder. >>> 5:32. baltimore county police have two people in custody in connection with the murder of a 74-year-old man. the dod l body of david weeks was found in his home this past friday and now a woman and man who were renting a room from him are accused of killing him. police say weeks planned to have the couple evicted on friday. instead a relative found his body inside the home. >> i would just come over and sa

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abc's nick schifrin joins us again from afghanistan. nick? >> reporter: ron, u.s. troops were badly outnumbered in this attack. hundreds of taliban fighters launched the attack early saturday morning, it was still raging more than 36 hours after they left a local village to attack a joint u.s./afghan base as well as multiple bases in the area. the u.s. responded with quote, anything it had available, according to a spokesman, including airstrikes and additional u.s. troops. this was the deadliest day for u.s. troops in afghanistan in more than a year. last june, nine soldiers were killed. just a few miles from the base that was attacked yesterday morning. this attack could have not come at a worse time in this country. the political situation is extremely volatile. president hamid karzai has been accused by his rivals of quote, stealing this election. by the end of the week, we'll know the final results of this election and we'll know if president karzai has been re-elected. ron? >> thanks, nick. >>> and in other news, israeli police say palestinian protesters hurl

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2010, nick? >> i think the sectors concern me. you need to be sure you buy a sector that's income producing. if you're buying fixer uppers, you could have problems. these issues in the market and debt are going to last for a while. >> much of the loans come due in 2010. are we going to see defaults? >> absolutely. you're going to see those properties, some of which are very good, are going to come back to market for buyers that have the capital. >> what are the banks doing now, right? we have the term to extend. what are the banks doing? pushing it forward. if we get an economic recovery, hopefully by 2011, 2012, we'll be in a better position. no doubt the market needs equity. we're more worried about the private side of the business than the public side of the business. the public side has access to capital. the private guys don't have that. we went through the menu of the capital. >> non-traded reits as opposed to the public traded reits as well. >> the lack of correlation, ultimately the quest

nick farar a was handling the kickoff and kicking and punting duties. nick averaged over 43 yards on eight punts including a long one of 61 yards. defensive tackle heartfield named the freshman of the week, registered a career high 10 tackles. he sacked the qb and recovered the fumble to ice the victory. the washington nationals steven strausburg threw for the first time as a professional today. he struck out two. he threw 19-25 pitches for strikes in his first game action since signing a record $15.4 million contract. the nats finished on a seven- day winning streak. brian. >> thanks. >>> over to gary with one last look at that five-day forecast. >> here you go tomorrow, absolutely ghornlgs. we'll have couple of high clouds late in the afternoon, but loads of sunshine. showers for wednesday. right now it's looking like they're going to pass through quickly and we'll salvage at least a nice wednesday afternoon out of it. very nice on thursday, 74 degrees. again, back to sunny skies, more clouds on friday, but warmer too, 76 could be conservative. we mig

nick suffered smoke inhalation and had to be taken to the hospital. one firefighter suffered minor injuries. investigators are still working on the cause of the fire. the woman suffered some pretty bad burns and medics had to take her to the burn center. in the studio, linda so, abc2 news. >>> another abc2 news exclusive -- a man and woman are in the hospital this morning recovering from a stabbing. the man tried to attack the woman and she fought back. stabbing him in the neck. this happened near lafayette street and federal street around midnight. the two were taken to the hospital. they are both expected to be ok. >>> a few blocks away another stabbing occurred during a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend in the 2100 block of barclay road. police are still investigating what happened there. >>> and now to the corruption in city hall. lawyers for mayor sheila dixon want her to go through two separate trials. the mayor faces charges, accused of stealing gift cards from needy families. she'll go to trial on those charges in november. but her atto

nick schifrin is in afghanistan tonight. >> reporter: eastern afghanistan has some of the least hospitable terrain on the planet. it is dangerous and difficult for the u.s., but it is the insurgents' backyard. early saturday morning, hundreds of fighters left a mosque and a nearby village just a few miles from the pakistani border. they attacked two different u.s. bases in a bold and coordinated assault with massive firepower, including assault rifles and rocket-propelled grenades. outnumbered and in danger of being over-run, u.s. troops called for backup, more troops and helicopters and fighter jets. they repelled the assault, but the fighting lasted the entire day. abc's karen russo landed in nuristan with medics who rescued injured soldiers. >> when we entered this landing zone, you sort of have to corkscrew down so it was a quick and tight decent. when we landed, soldiers on the ground there quickly brought down there the people that needed to be medivaced out. we were completely open to any sort of attack. you could see the smoke rising up. the smell was really intense. one of the sol

trying to get in that starting lineup. >> you know, nick young is still so young. coach gave him a couple of dvds of some players he wanted him to watch so he could pattern his game after them. one of them was reggie miller. coming around picks, right, don't try to do all these fancy moves, get it and shoot it. >> reggie was always on the move. >> you can catch him. it would be like three screens. >> always running. >> if he could shoot half as well as reggie could shoot, they would be happy. >>> the nationals in atlanta to start the final series of the season. if it's anything like their last home series, things are going to be all right. the nationals swept the mets thanks to justin maxwell who provided the cherry on top with a walkoff grand slam. bottom nine. bases loaded for justin maxwell. the youngster from sherwood high school reaches out and touches it, just barely gets over the wall. his second career grand slam and it's a walkoff. you love to see the enthusiasm still there with the nationals. despite all the hard times they've been through this year. 7-4

nick schifrin, abc news, kabul. >>> next, we turn to health care. the nonpartisan congressional budget office said today the key version of the health care reform bill now before the senate finance committee will cost $829 billion and will cut the federal deficit $81 billion over ten years, meeting president obama's pledge to reduce spending. under the bill, 29 million more americans would have health insurance. >>> the government said today more than 400 schools have been closed for a day or more since the school year began, because of the h1n1 flu. for students and parents alike, the advice is the same. if you feel sick, stay home. but for millions of workers, staying home means losing pay. maybe the loss of their job, for they do not have paid sick days. here's steve osunsami. >> reporter: brian and suzi milbee say they are praying the swine flu stays away this winter, and their three children stay healthy. >> if the kids get sick, i can't take off from work. >> reporter: he's a butcher, she works for the military, and they're heading into the wi

nick suffered some smoke inhalation and had to be taken to the hospital. a firefighter suffered minor injuries. investigators are still working on the cause of the fire. the woman suffered pretty bad burns and medics took her to the burn center. in the studio, linda so, abc2 news. >>> another daring rescue this one in the bronx. a young boy is alive thanks to the kindness of that stranger carrying his body, the boy was unconscious, it happened when the building caught fire. you can see him wrapped in a curtain as the man rushes down the fire escape and hands him over to a firefighter. that little boy was taken to the hospital. so he was given some oxygen. he's expected to be on. right now being treated for smoke inhalation. >>> also in new york, you normally don't see flowers or flags. that's what you normally see on a window ledge but a dog? resting on the window sill. caused a commotion. look at the people watching, taking pictures. the window was closed, the dog was resting on the ledge. the pooch was calm as he watched the crowd gathering below. police

you never get to see nick. we'll have to put our camera on the control room and nick can get a wave. anyway, great article. interesting and fun. thank you. >> great to see you, as always, alex. >> appreciate that. >>> still ahead, the fallout from chicago's failed pitch for the olympics. did the president take a political hit? and did his cronies from the windy city let him down? this is "msnbc saturday," we'll be right back. living with copd... but i try not to let it slow me down. i go down to the pool for a swim... get out and dance... even play a little hide-n-seek. i'm breathing better... with spiriva. announcer: spiriva is the only once-daily inhaled maintenance treatmen for both forms of pd, which includes chronic bronchitis and emphysema. i take it every day. it keeps my airways open.. to help me breathe better all day long. and it's not a steroid. announcer: spiriva does not replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms. stop taking spiriva and call your doctor if your breathing suddenly worsens, yo

nick, i'll throw it to you for a minute. what about these other women that didn't have sexual relationships with the boss? they didn't get promoted, they're not on camera. >> first, that's overrated, being on camera. >> that's not what i hear. >> but even the ones that he showed favoritism too, what, they can't fight off his advances? they're that weak? >> no, it's not that they're weak, they like it. they want to say, yes, give me the on-air, give me the promotion. >> that's true. but i don't hear any of the other girls -- and from everything i've read in the papers, all the other interns say it's a great place for women to work. wait until they start whining -- >> gloria, he has given promotions and a lot of the top jobs at letterman are women. how do you respond to that? >> yeah, i probably do more sexual harassment cases in my law firm than any other private law firm in the country for individuals suing employers. so i can tell you that this situation is not a good one. this is a situation where mr. letterman has admitte

nick: that'll get on. that was nice and clean nick: that'll get on. that was nice and clean and slightly funny. captioned by soundwriters™ narrator: you saw them get caught. officer: i got you on radar doing 50. man: i was not doing no 50 ! narrator: now they get their day in court. man: i'm fighting back ! narrator: first this couple got engaged. man: we were in mexico at the time. dave: this is your fiancé ? woman: yes. narrator: but now he's enraged. man: i didn't do it. find the guy who did. hire another cop and pull the ( honk ) vehicle over. dave: you're out of line. narrator: plus this sassy brunette wants to go to law school. woman: who does this happen to ? are you kidding me ? narrator: but maybe she should start thinking about traffic school. woman: observed-- it's-- bluh ! dave: i'm sorry-- what did you say ? woman: bluh ! narrator: they're fighting mad. dave: let's do this. narrator: right now on "speeders fight back." dave: guilty. man: what kind of kangaroo court dave: guilty. man: what kind of kangaroo court is this ? dave: my name

who was the other person who made the phone call just in the nick of time? >> interestingly, hulk hogan said it was his co-star and boxer laila ali who called when he had finger on the trigger, seriously thinking about pulling the trigger. she said she called frame time to time. she's calling the timing of that phone call divine intervention. >> it all went -- it crossed a line when that accident occurred. hulk said his depression was partially from the stress of his son nick's car wreck that was so awful that he said i finally saw nick, my only son, folding up like an accordion, pulling john from the passenger's seattle, so much blood. but of course, the john he's referring to is john graziano, theparage. and that poor guy, he's got something to feel bad about. he's been left with permanent brain damage, brooke. >> yes, he has. and his family is now suing the hogan family for millions of dollars to cover john graziano's medical bills. he's 24 years old now. he's an iraq war veteran. he's now at home after two years in the hospital. his family is hopeful, th

during nick's legal trouble. he writes, i practically begged her, please, don't file. our son's just had the accident. if we do this now, it will make us look like the britney spears family. please don't file for divorce. but she filed for divorce in 2007. they just settled their nasty divorce and the tabloids can't get enough of this famously fractured family. >> makes you wonder why would anyone want to do a reality show and put their family through that. you look at what happened to the hogan family. you look at what happened to jon and kate for months, richard heene, allegedly he pulled off this stunt because he wanted a reality show. it really only leads to horrible things. >> "showbiz tonight" reached out to linda hogan for a comment. she didn't respond directly to hulk's allegation. here is what she tells us. my ex-husband's serial infidelities forced me to take the route i've taken. breaking my family apart was the last thing i wanted. >> explosive new confessions about rihanna and his beef with oprah win

. >>> nick markakis and the orioles, tired of losing, out to stop a 12 game losing skid. the orioles have a 1-0 lead. chris waters pitched well up to jim johnson to finish. in need of one more out to stop the streak. the streak is finally over, the o's beat the rays 4-2. manager trembley appears stunned. >>> opening round of the senior players championship, a crowd favorite giving baltimore a show. watson shooting 4-under par 66. he is one shot off the lead. nelson one shot up on watson. maryland's fred funk is 53. >>> and alexander the great also had an assist. 4-1 final the boston. >>> laurel park historic ending. watch the third that's currently third, rabbit out of my hat. amazing sprint. three winners for garcia today, he needs just two for for a thousand victories in his career. now that was a dash to the >>> they were doing the mash potato, now we're not talking about the 60s dance craze but rather a massive food fight. dozens of students tossed more than 200 pounds of studs. now, it could have been >>> coming up next, letterman, blackmail ng reveal of a ( band pla

with more on the battle, here's nick schifrin in kabul. >> reporter: nuristan province has some of the least hospitalible terrain on the planet. it is difficult and dangerous. it's the insurgents' backyard. it was 2:00 a.m. when hundreds of fighters left a nearby mosque in a local village. they attacked two separate u.s. bases using rocket-propelled grenades and assault rifles. u.s. troops were badly outnumbered. it was a coordinated and bold assault. the troops called for backup, more troops as well as helicopters and fighter jets. abc's karen russo landed in nuristan in the middle of the night with a medevac team who rescued injured soldiers. >> it was low in a valley. as a result, when the helicopters fly in they sort of have to corkscrew down. very dangerous maneuver in daylight, never mind in darkness. >> reporter: u.s. troops in eastern afghanistan have been fighting on remote bases that ardifficult to defend. the new u.s. policy calls for some of those bases to be closed and the troops moved to more populated areas. >> we must focus our resources and prioritize in those areas wh

(groaning) >> nick: you're doing great. >> sharon: (groaning) >> dr. taylor: don't stop now.

he brings in nick markakis. another heartbreak -- he gets the come backer, the orioles win 3-2. hockey season starts tonight. three months have passed and washington's only quality team begins anew. alexander the great living up to his name. the wrister finds a home. ovy will knock the wind and the desire right out of you. the capitals win it 4-1. a baltimore native one [unintelligible] the no. 1 overall pick of the atlanta a dream played out like the team name. repeat of the year honors. she averaged nearly 13 points a game. also in 2009, she led louisville to the n.c.a.a. title game. before we take a break, or righr k >> visit is golfer's weather. it looks like it will be pretty decent the rest of the time. showers early saturday morning. the rest of saturday, it clears up, and a beautiful finish for the weekend. this is the golfing season. the greatest golfing weather is right now. >> they will start at 8:00 tomorrow morning. today, a lot of scores not so low. >> just a reminder, if you missed any of this newscast, we will have an encore broadcast for you at midnight. >> we w

>> nick: the baby died.

tom watson, and nick price, and fred funk. go for the birdie at no. 2. fred post went on to win -- fred funk went on to win. we go to the sixth hole, a short bill whole -- a short lull hole. he would get the birds eat and get a - one there, finishing with the round of 71. watson drops another putt. the shot of the day was jay haas on 13. it goes right by the edge of the cup. despite the fact that he played with me yesterday, he is hitting it just fine. joining me now is fred funk, the local favorite. i know your expectations were pretty high. how are you feeling? >> i feel a little better after tonight's practice session. i am getting away from some poor habits the last week. we work really hard last night for about three hours, and i did not get anything out of it until we discussed it on the way home. i hit some good shots today and some very poor shots got me out a position a couple of times. thank goodness is three more days. i can play the way i know how. >> what would it mean for you to win this year in maryland? >> the schwab cup, i put that as a

going off around 10 something is nick funk, tom pryce and watson. that's the group to watch. that's where the crowd is going to be. i mean, to get three players in one group like that on a single day. >> watson is coming off on the pro tour. and he's in timonium. you got to follow him and fred funk. everyone i know who lives in the town nose knows freddy. >> they want him to win. the most normal down-to-earth guy you would ever want to meet. >> hi, freddy. >> we saw him yesterday in his pro-am. he's under a little pain with the knee but he'll work through it he said and win this for us. >> these guys are all so fan-friendly, aren't they? >> all of them are. it doesn't matter what level they are or who they are. like, nick price in his day used to be so focused on thepack tour, now -- pga tour but now you can walk up to them and talk to them. >> if you put them rocky points today - >> they are so good. we talked to dave marr who covers the champions tour. we mention the new guys coming in. why don't the guys when they come in, at 50, dominate those who are 60? he says because

several girls gave mony hawks a hug for what he and his friend nick did to save a woman. they suffered smoke inhalation during the rescue. one firefighter suffered minor injuries. the investigation is ongoing. the woman suffered pretty bad burns and she was taken to the burn center. in the studio, linda so, abc2 news. >>> 5:01. here's a story you'll only see on abc2 news. sources tell us that our -- sources tell our overnight photographer pete "on the street" o'neill a woman turned the tables on her would-be attacker. police say at midnight a man tried to attack her on lafayette street but she stabbed him in the neck. she suffered minor cuts and then she was treated. the suspect is under arrest while being treated at the hospital. police say they are also investigating two other stabbings in that area. >>> a baltimore middle school student diagnosed with the h1n1 virus has died. just a week before the state's expecting its first shipment of vaccine. the family returned to montebello academy where the eighth grade student, destinee parker first reported she had become ill

and this is also nick. apparently she likes to take her little brother nick around on the doll stroller. >> he doesn't look so happy. >> her family says she's good at it. >> i'm not sure he enjoys it. >> for more, go to myfoxdc.com. thank you maddy and nick. and this morning it should be a beautiful day. >>> we are still cool at this hour. 58 at reagan national currently. starting the warmup process, in the 40s out in pittsburgh. 44 there and 43 in cincinnati. temperatures eventually should top out in the low to mid-70s so another nice looking day. and again cloudiness right now, particularly off to the south and you can see a storm system there passing through the carolinas. but that is -- we're on the northern edge of that and that means sunshine for us. a lot of sunshine expected and highs in the low 70s. clouding up late tomorrow afternoon, and chance of showers into wednesday. but temperatures stay on the mild side, low to mid-70s and a couple of chances for light rain showers bo tuesday night and wedn

nick, i'll throw it to you for a minute. what about these other women that didn't have sexual relationships with the boss? they didn't get promoted, they're not on camera. >> first, that's overrated, being on camera. >> that's not what i hear. >> but even the ones that he showed favoritism too, what, they can't fight off his advances? they're that weak? >> no, it's not that they're weak, they like it. they want to say, yes, give me the on-air, give me the promotion. >> that's true. but i don't hear any of the other girls -- and from everything i've read in the papers, all the other interns say it's a great place for women to work. wait until they start whining -- >> gloria, he has given promotions and a lot of the top jobs at letterman are women. how do you respond to that? >> yeah, i probably do more sexual harassment cases in my law firm than any other private law firm in the country for individuals suing employers. so i can tell you that this situation is not a good one. this is a situation where mr. letterman has admitte

three assists for nick. in the opener 4-1. now, i hesitate to read this story. gilbert arenas sat out of his scrimmage. he aggravates his finger. not known when he'll return. >> all right. there was a joke e-mail going around washington today that the redskins practice was stopped for two hours while the fbi investigated a powdery white substance on the field no one could identify. it turned out to be the goal line. practice resumed. the joke went on. the redskins were unlikely to encounter the substance again. redskins are tired of being the punch line. kris horton out. the veteran reid doudy as the defensive side tries to plug the leaks. >> we've been struggling as a defense a little bit and i think sometimes they make changes good or worse. we'll see what happens. >> it's a little set back. yes, it is. but it doesn't stop the way i'm going to come out and compete. >> i thought that was a funny e-mail, didn't you. morgan town tonight. it turns out to be a little bit more than a dump pass. 48-yard touchdown. mounties win by 11. they're now 3-1. a reminder that

. >> reporter: australian report nick way of cbs news partner channel 10, was one of the first reporters to arrive in the city after the quake. >> here in padang, even at 3:00 in the morning, the desperate search is continuing. here we are at the ambachang hotel. this was one of the city's largest hotels, almost six stories high, and it's believed that more than 100 people were buried alive here. now, we've just been down into that pit down there behind this front-end loader, and we've seen a woman's hand protruding from under the concrete. unfortunately, it looks like she certainly won't be one of the survivors. >> reporter: a flat knowed school of the the focus of one of many frantic rescue efforts. 30 children were inside when it collapsed. workers used their bare hands to dig through wreckage while they waited for heavy machinery to arrive. when the proper equipment finally did get there, it was used to move some of the heaviest debris but often it was too late. at least four children were rescued but the fate of dozens of students here and at other collapsed schools is still unknown

joining me to talk about men and the ambitious younger women who love them are comedian nick depalo, lauren lake, attorney and author of "girl, let me tell you" and the author of "divorce sucks," mary jo eustace. welcome, everyone. >> thank you. >> so this guy has an affair with a young woman. then he breaks it off. she goes to his house. listen to the 911 call from his wife, marney. >> 911, what's your emergency? >> please hurry and come to --. i have a crazy woman who is involved with my husband and she's coming to my house to harm me and my children. >> okay, ma'am is she outside? >> she's pulling down my hill right now. she's in a blue prius. she just pulled past me. >> okay. so you're -- >> going down my driveway. it's a blue car. it's a blue sedan. >> okay. i'm sending officers right now. what's your name? >> please hurry. >> okay. it's a little scary, but isn't this what happens when you fool around with a 22-year-old girl and you're, like, 30 years older than her or whatever he is? >> a real love story. >> a wacky environmentalist, she drives a prius. >> that explains her beh

but, listen, can i ask you a question, nick, you are the expert here. >> okay, we have to go. you can ask him off camera. thanks to my panel. by the way, the very funny nick depaulo will be at the improv october 29 through february 1. >>> this man once said his greatest achievement was not killing anyone. let's hope that doesn't change tonight. i've been an admirer of his for years, celebrated essayist, novelist, playwright, satirist. we don't have enough space on the prompter to fill in everything that this guy has done. he's "gore vidal" snapshots in history's glare. welcome to the show. pleasure to have you on the show. >> it's a joy to me, joy, to be on your show. >> now, i started with you wanted to kill somebody. you have anybody in mind right now? >> yes. >> nobody present i will say. >> have to go to the district of columbia where i go to work to cleanse the republic. >> so you don't want to name names? >> no, i won't name names. >> all right. >> i'll name a couple of names. barack obama. >> i like him. >> mm-hmm. >> >> i wish he knew more about the united states becau

but, listen, can i ask you a question, nick, you are the expert here. >> okay, we have to go. you can ask him off camera. thanks to my panel. by the way, the very funny nick depaulo will be at the improv october 29 through february 1. >>> this man once said his greatest achievement was not killing anyone. let's hope that doesn't change tonight. i've been an admirer of his for years, celebrated essayist, novelist, playwright, satirist. we don't have enough space on the prompter to fill in everything that this guy has done. he's "gore vidal" snapshots in history's glare. welcome to the show. pleasure to have you on the show. >> it's a joy to me, joy, to be on your show. >> now, i started with you wanted to kill somebody. you have anybody in mind right now? >> yes. >> nobody present i will say. >> have to go to the district of columbia where i go to work to cleanse the republic. >> so you don't want to name names? >> no, i won't name names. >> all right. >> i'll name a couple of names. barack obama. >> i like him. >> mm-hmm. >> >> i wish he knew more about the united states becau

you're so funny, we love you. >> and if you're in texas, nick depaulo will be at the houston improv. and coming up next, nick's big man clarence clemmons, what a show. >>> one morning in 1972, he kissed his wife and kids goodbye and headed out on the road with bruce springsteen and they have been together off and on for over 35 years. that's a marriage. just one chapter in the extraordinary career of clarence clemons. his new memoir is "big man, real life and tall tales." it sounds like your ex-girlfriend thought you and bruce were gay, is that a fact? >> that's a fact. from the first time we saw each other, we stayed together for two weeks. we were just inseparable. >> you were in love? >> i was, i still am in love. but it's not a sexual love. it's beyond sex. >> what do you love most? is it his eyes? what is it? >> his dedication to what he does, it's his belief in what he's doing, the energy he creates. >> he works very hard. >> he works very hard. >> and i'm sure you did all those years. >> yes, still do. >> in your book, you talk about your love life a lot. how many women have y

their former pitcher, nick adenhart killed by an alleged drunk driver. his jersey hanging in their dugout. they were down two runs, two outs, a strike away from losing game three to boston, game three to boston but rallied to come back and beat the red sox and sweep them. they'll play the yankees in the alcs starting on friday. >>> this is prove that baseball season is too long. phillies playing in colorado delayed for 24 hours because of snow. 35 degrees at game time. >> uncomfortable. >> that ties the record for the coldest game ever. we're just getting started. >> can you imagine how much it hurts when you hit the ball? >> or catch it. and the brothers manning, eli and peyton manning look like they will face each other in the super bowl. eli and giants emjoibarrassed raiders so bad that he was pulled in the second quarter. >>> this pregame ritual went too far. look at this guy. seattle fullback bangs his head so much that he's bleeding trying to psych himself up. seriously from the file of are you kidding me? trainers tended to his cut before he went

they lost pitcher nick adenhart at the start of the year to an alleged drunk driver. start of drunk driver. but his memory has been hanging on the wall with his number, and they beat the red sox 5-0. if the cards catch this line drive, the cards win. look where it hits him. that hurts for so many reasons. if you're just watching, sorry you missed it. the dodgers would rally to come from behind and win it 3-2. >>> and from bingo collar to signal collar, 67-year-old sherman lewis was on his way to a bingo game. they hired him as a consultant for the struggling team. he showed up. it was a bit awkward for the coaches. what's this guy going to do? he was on his way to bingo at the senior center when he got the call skrks n, and now he's be calling sweep to the right. joining the president -- >>> good news. huebner will sifsh as the u.s. ambassador to barbara stri sand. >> it's the first time an openly gay person has been served.

even nick nailed them kate-rod. a-rod is notorious for being awful in the playoffs. i mean letterman's made jokes about it. he's been on fire this postseason. he led the yankees in a 10-1 trouncing of the angels. they're one game away from the world series and they ask why are you playing so well? he said i'm just in a good spot. others are crediting him pay in over $300 million for guys like mark teixeira and cc sabathia but that's not as good of a story. the connecticut football team had its first practice since the tragic killing of their teammate, jasper howard. the team has a game against west virginia on saturday. players are trying to rally around howard's memory. >> we're going to beat west virginia. you know why? he's going to be there every play. he's going to fight every play. we're going to make every play. every play on the field. >> west virginia out of respect will also wear howard's number 6 on the back of their helmets. >>> this was a fashion faux pas. titans head coach jeff fisher was introducing former colts head coach tony dungy at a charity event

beck is a sin nick a nation made great by believers. so says lindsey graham. >> only in america can you make that much money crying. >> that's czar lindsey graham to you. >>> good evening from new york. the senate finance committee, fop lated with the majority not only crafted the bills of the insurance mon nollys but added that touch of medieval punishment, so familiar to the customers of the insurance monopolies. debating not only making health insurance by threat of fine, but by criminal penalties. buy their health insurance or go to jail, courtesy max baucus. to parody my grandma, i suppose i have no choice but to shove the umbrella up my backside but you're going to have a fight on your hands when you try to open it. states can form their own public options but it will be limited to people with incomes of 133% and 200% of the federal poverty level who do not get insurance at work. >>> speaker pelosi says a federal plan will be sent to the floor. and boehner proved he knows next to nothing about anything. >> i'm still trying the fir

. >> and am i thinking nick cannon as you smile? >> of course i'm thinking nick cannon. he's somewhere hiding. i don't know where he went. >> whirlwind romance, a year and a half later a marriage. how has he changed you? >> he's just very -- he's a calming person, but he's very funny. so he's got both sides of the spectrum going and it's really nice. >> look at that smile. and i want to congratulate you as well not just on the album, but also on the movi "precious." >> oh, thank you. >> which is a really good look at teen pregnancy and incest. >> yes. >> it's getting rave reviews, a lot of oscar buzz and a lot of talk about you. you play a social worker, miss weiss, right? >> miss weiss. >> yes. that's a role with no makeup -- >> it's just like a little mustache here and a little under the eyes. i love lee daniels, the director. he really trusted me with that part. so, it was so great to be with that cast and now tyler perry and oprah winfrey are executive producing. so, i just feel so blessed, really. >> was that a hard part to do? i mean, because it's very, very powerf

iran maintains it has the right to use nick clair energy for peaceful means. >> washington times is working on a story about the talks. times found out the plan discussed today calls for iran to send some of the uranium to russia. >> it would be further refined. not to the extent to be used for a weapon, but used and sent back to iran and used in a reactor in tehran that makes medical isotopes to treat cancer and other medical conditions. >> also in the times. america's secret understanding with israel about its nuclear arsenal and why the first family of country music is worried about plans for a public exhibition at the university of virginia. for more on these stories go to foxbaltimore.com and click on the washington times icon. >> republicans demand an apology after what one democrat said on floor of the house tuesday night. representative allen grayson said the g.o.p. health care reform plan called on people not to get sick. and he went on to say. >> the republican health care plan is this. die quickly. that's right. the republicans want you to die quickly, if you get sick. >> well, t

what about hulk hogan's son, nick? his words came back to bite him after pinellas county florida released audio of him complaining about his tiny holding cell and his desire for a reality show, even though he had been charged with reckless driving after an accident that left his friend and passenger paralyzed. drew, you're the reporter down there in florida. are these liberal sunshine laws making florida seem like it's the capital of crime because obviously, the media gravitates to these stories since they're so colorful, since we see them all on videotape? >> well, they definitely make my job a lot easier, frankly, but you know, there's something to having a transparent system like that, where everything is shown to the media and available to everybody. it's not just the media that can see it. you can go to the courthouse and get all these documents and get this stuff for yourself. it is very liberal. one thing i will say, the 911 call, where he allegedly admitted to shooting his wife, that hasn't been released. i gue

since his death in 2002, ted williams severed head has been stored at a cry i don't know nick facility. now the post is reporting on a book written by an ecutive at that facility. he claims that a technician took baby like swings at his head with a monkey ranch. he had his remains sent t alcore for storage. >>> an alleged back room deal getting a cop killer out early? we are taking to you the courtroom for this one. >>> a disturbing trend spreading across the country. what a tennessee kidnapping was in common with others. - i'm in. - i'm a part of it. grilled nation is 60 million strong and counting. and now you can be part of it too. try a two-piece meal with 2ides... and a biscuit for just $3.99. ♪ >>> four days of desperate searching and a newborn is still missing. a woman went to the house, stabbed the baby's mother and took off with the child. similar plows have been used in two recent otherbductions. >>> a gunman in colorado claims he is no hero even though he tackled a suspect from his wheelchair. cameron alder worked at this wal-mart. police say a man groped a 10- year old gi

nick kaczur, wow, being alert. we've seen in this game, jim, you have to play, hold on. jim: second down. brady. down and this time the broncos appear to have it. they do. broncos got it at the new england 45. vonnie holliday was the one who knocked it out and elvis dumervil recovers. vull more had come out of the pile and said give it back. that ball belongs to us. -- vull more had come out of the pile and said, give it back. that ball belongs to us. that was vonnie holliday. first denver sack of the day and, boy, is it a big one? phil: you know what happened, jim, tom brady stepped up in the pocket and stepped up so far it allowed vonnie holliday to come underneath and get the sack and fumble, and josh mcdaniels not afraid to show his emotion on the sideline, is he? jim: boy, he has been ramped up in this half and rightfully so. comes back. now will have a chance to win it. oh, hold on a minute. ball's out again and it was the rookie moreno that got him down at the 41. we saw him hold on so cautiously with the two hands earlier this quarter. phil: that's a fumble. you