>> jimmy: roots, roots, roots. >> jimmy fallone. what's up, fallone? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's up, baby? >> jimmy: tracy morg-un. good to see you, my friend. >> yeah, you know this. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. now, i was going to ask you, how's your animal is doing. >> boy, you act like you never been to the zoo or something. [ laughter ] every time i come on the show, you act like i'm the black jack hanna. [ laughter ] come one, man. they all right. they cool. who doesn't have sharks and snakes and scorpions and -- >> jimmy: yeah, spiders. >> blood-eating tarantulas and stuff? who doesn't have that stuff? i'm from the hood. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it intrigues me because why do you have all those spiders and things and --? >> for protection. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's a spider going to do? >> bite them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if somebody breaks in your apartment, the spider just crawls up? >> yeah, they don't want no parts of him, that's hank. [ laughter ] hank ain't an ordinary spider. hank can fight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second

and late-night funny man jimmy fallon was in d.c. he spoke to news4 about his days on "snl," and if we can expect to see him back on that show anytime soon. hakem, what gout. >> d.c. trying to deal with the dynamo in houston. the woman's lacrosse team trying to continue their run. and plus could the nationals overcome in blunder by center fielder nyjer morgan? we'll tell you when >>> d.c. aimed are expanding a bike-sharing program. all going to create 15 bike-sharing stations. while updated ten existing stations and adabout 19 more. when completed by this fall nearly 1,100 bikes will be available for riders to drop off on either side of the potomac. officials say the money spent on the bike stations will be recouped. their membership sales, advertising and sponsorships. >>> it was a special ceremony for a local vet today, for a brave act nearly two decades ago. specialist dan keyes was awarded the air medal in manassas today. the army is now honoring his part a combat mission in iraq that happened back in 1991. keyes was a door gunne

[ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome to "late night" with jimmy fallon," everybody. have you guys been following the whole immigration thing in arizona? [ scattered applause ] well, at a rally in arizona this weekend sarah palin said, "we're all arizonans now." [ light laughter ] at which point every immigrant in arizona was like, "so we can stay? is that -- no, still?" [ laughter ] here's some big tv news. fox has the super bowl this year. and they just announced they're going to air an episode of "glee" right after it. [ cheers and applause ] that'll be fun. so, in one night you can find out which of your friends are rooting for the other team and which one is actually playing for it. [ laughter and applause ] of course, everyone's still talking about this oil disaster. in a new interview, bp's ceo tony heyward said that, "the gulf coast oil spill is relatively tiny compared to the very big ocean." [ laughter ] seriously? that's like telling someone who's just been shot not to worry about the bullet because they're really, really fat. [ laughter ] that's like, no,

jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about. thank you very much. how you guys feeling tonight? you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] monday night right here in new york city. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. so, did you guys catch the big "lost" finale last night? [ cheers ] don't worry, don't worry. i will not tell what you happened. because i have no idea what happened. [ laughter ] it's pretty hard for the fans of "lost" now that it's finally over. if people want to get their fix, they'll have follow that other group that's lost and confused in the middle of the of the ocean, you know, bp. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] actually a lot of good shows are ending this week, "lost," "24" and "law & order," yeah. bad news for fans of drama, but "glee" is still on. if you're a fan of -- [ cheers ] "glee" is on if

it's my favorite movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i'm like a jimmy fallon semi-stalker right now. >> jimmy: oh, my god, no way. oh, my god. now i'm shaking. all right, we have a clip. i want to show everyone a clip of your character and how funny and cute you are in "glee." here's lea michele. >> i need to enlist the services of the av club. >> jimmy: what did you have in mind? >> my shame in appearing so low on the g-list has made me reevaluate my image at this school and beyond. i've now realized that in today's culture of bad boy athletes and celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation is no good at all. artie, you know how our glee club assignment was to find a song with a bad reputation and rehabilitate it. well, mine is going to afford me the worst reputation in this school. rachel berry is going to get a little down and dirty. >> i'm going to stop you. you had me at sex tape. how can i help? >> hold on to your hat, because rachel berry is going to become musically promiscuous. >> jimmy: look at you. >> you never know. >> jimmy: i know, she's all excited. lea michele. "glee"

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? thank you, roots. thank you very, very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." what a great crowd. welcome to our show. thank you for coming out. let's get right to the news, everybody. let's get right to the news. in a new interview on abc's "nightline," jesse james says he's probably the most hated man in the world, yeah, and the ceo of bp was like, "dude, don't flatter yourself." [ laughter ] yeah. today bp executive doug suttles predicted that his company will survive the gulf coast oil spill. seriously? that's like running over someone's dog and going "don't worry, my car is fine." [ laughter ] who cares? who cares if bp is fine? [ cheers and applause ] you hear what they said? bp said today -- "in worst case scenario, it would take until august to clean up the gulf coast." that's not so bad. i mean who

>> jimmy: you guys are awesome. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys are feeling good tonight, i know. i can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] good, let's get right to the news here. after meeting with his deficit commission today, president obama said that it's a lot easier to spend a dollar than it is to save one. [ light laughter ] even the deficit commission was like, "who invited grandpa?" [ laughter ] it's pretty crazy. a dog spa is opening here if new york. a dog spa, yeah. going to offer spa baths, facials and manicures for dogs. [ light laughter ] yeah. male dogs were like, "oh, great, while don't you just cut off my -- oh, my god! when did this happen? when did this happen?" that's right. the dog spa offers facials, pedicures and even a doggy disco. [ light laughter ] would you like to order a spa day for your dog, it is very easy. just text f-u to haiti. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's very easy. "five dollars, i can do what? yeah, i can spend 150 bucks. my dog wants to dance. right?" [ laughter ] "woo-hoo! see if he wants

we're so happy for our friend jimmy fallon, aren't we? he's going to be hosting the emmy's in late august, i believe. when asked of his reaction, he says, this has been a dream -- this has been a dream come true for me ever since they told me i was going to be hosting the emmy's. we love him. we fight over him. >> we do love him. yesterday we showed you some videotape of -- or pictures, actually, still pictures, of a philly's fan who was ram bunk shs, ran on to the field and got tazed. got tazed for his antics. yesterday another philly's fan ran out on the field and all the fans started yelling tase him, tase him. they didn't tase him. they caught him. >> he didn't keep running, hoda. that was the point. >> this guy probably couldn't run as fast. this would have probably up our whole tase thing. kathie lee is in favor of people being taseed. >> i'm all for it. >> it was never more pronounced than when that granny got tased in texas. watch. he's egging -- she's 80. look at her. she drops like a bag of dirt. it was sad. that was sad. i like