in fact, i if did, i thought i'd be banned like kathy griffin or something. but i'm thankful to be here. and i just started it 'cause it seemed like, and it'd be easy. and i think, before me, people used blogs as kid of like on line diaries. but that never interested me. i wanted to talk about celebrities 'cause a lot of them are really crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. and well, do you remember, like -- do you remember when they just hit? i mean, you were just -- where would you do this? would you just type in your apartment or -- >> no, i used to work out of a coffee shop for two years 'cause i didn't even have internet access in my apartment. >> jimmy: you're one of those people? yes. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know those people. >> and i would even sit outside of the coffee shop before it even opened and -- >> jimmy: to get their wi-fi? >> yes, to get their wi-fi. >> jimmy: genius idea. >> and, 'cause i'm actually a tech idiot. that's why i would go there. i didn't even have a computer until my sophomore year of college. before then, i would use like a brother