. >> dicky: nancy grace. and muse trick the twilight singers. >> jimmy: what is the point of having a cross eyed possum make wswswswswswswswswswswswswswswsws this is a strawberry pop-tart. and this is the warm fresh baked taste... of a strawberry toaster strudel. see the difference? pillsbury toaster strudel. the one kids want to eat. than listening there'to our favorite songs. there's nothing we love more than listening to our favorite songs. but our favorite thing is eating totino's pizza rolls. but our favorite thing is eating totino's pizza rolls. ♪ we're the kids in america ♪ oh, oh, oh >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? is giving your valentine a crappy gift a bad idea? a few weeks ago, we asked you to find out for us by giving your valentine a terrible gift -- on purpose and on tape. and here are some of the winners. >> you got me -- but anyways -- >> it's great. i love you, honey. and thank you so much for this. >> this is amy's p

with nancy grace." but she joins us this morning to talk about a very personal health issue. she's speaking out about a cancer scare she had over the holidays and why women everywhere need to hear about it. it is so good to lay my eyes on you, as my grandma used to say. >> thank you. thank you for having me. thank you very much. >> i was e-mailing you. i was so concerned. how are you? >> and that saved me. >> just trying to do my part. how are you feeling today? >> i feel great. in fact, i felt great the moment i opened my eyes, and i looked at my husband and said, it's not cancer. i felt great ever since then. and whenever i have a bump in the road or i have a bad day or everything goes wrong, i think, no cancer, no tumor. you know. there's no such thing as a bad day. >> take us back, also. i know that's a great feeling for you, when you knew something was possibly wrong. >> well, i'd been suspecting for a while because i had had irregular bleeding. i went to the doctor, everything was fine. i just kep

tomorrow -- dax shepard, nancy grace and music from the twilight singers. cake's new album, "showroom of compassion," out now. playing us off the air with "sick of you." see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com -- once again, cake! good night! ♪ ♪ i'm so sick of you so sick of me i don't want to be with you i'm so sick of you ♪ ♪ so sick of me

nancy grace. kel la ripa. music from twilight singers adel and cake so join us next week. our first guest tonight is a very funny man. he can sing, dance, act and has a name like a japanese number puzzle. six seasons on "saturday night live." now in the new movie "hall pass." it opens in theaters next friday. please say hello to jason sudeikis. >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: you're all kansased up, aren't you? >> i've been working out. got a big game tomorrow. >> jimmy: we have a big game tomorrow. >> you have to coach it. >> jimmy: i'm the coach of the east team -- or west team. you're on the east team. >> i am now. >> jimmy: are you a good player? >> no, not really. no. no, i can talk it. i'm pretty good on xbox. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> especially when i play with the guy who's coming out here in a little bit. he's very good on video games. >> jimmy: he's good on the real court i understand. >> i don't follow that stuff. >> jimmy: who are you excited about playing? who's on your team here? i have the rosters. >> we're going to wear you guys out. it's going to be something

the jury pool is constantly affected and infected by nancy grace, law-and-order. it is constantly being polluted -- i truly believe this -- by the media. it sounds silly but it is not. i really believe in the power of media to influence people. that is why i got in it. so we have to use it to our advantage. you have got to be in it to win it. if we are not controlling our image, someone else is. so you have got to start thinking about the way that the image of the public defender is going to be portrayed, either in dramatic television -- over which you will have a lot less control. or certainly, in news media. years ago, i got a phone call from a public defender in san francisco. he had a case receiving a lot of media attention, and he wanted me to come to cover the case for 20/20. some of his colleagues thought he was not to. what are you bringing a barbara walters in to cover a case at the san francisco public defender's office? they turned their noses up at him and thought it was silly. jonathan mentioned, it is a martyr complex, it is egotistical. some people

. >> then at 9:00 watch nancy grace [ bleep ] 50 people in 50 days. >> what's your name? >> steve. >> is that right? >> yeah. the name is kind of funny, because you probably heard it and you assume what my [ bleep ] was going to look like. >> yeah. >> gigantic. >> what do we have there? >> [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. >> there you go. you were doing something to your [ bleep ], we couldn't figure out what it is. >> why are you being so level headed about this? >> don't be a siss. come on, [ bleep ] my butt. >> host casino night with this triple threat gaming table. it easy converting from dining table to poker table to pool table. >> i'm from colorado, so, i know that prison and pretty good [ bleep ], i got to tell you. that's the latest from orange county. back to you guys in hollywood. >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight. from "the fighter," oscar nominee melissa lee yo is here. we have music from cage the elephant. and we'll be right back with ryan seacrest, so stick around. [ woman ] thursday! finally! dinner with the girls tonight. i really want dessert. i bette

donny deutsch versus nancy grace. >> you are dr. love. >> that is not comedic, that is heartbreaking. >> rachael: "the hangover's" hilarious ed helms achieved sex symbol status? >> he has a new seat. >> do you want to come now? >> yes. >> rachael: we have all worn outfits that we just shake our heads in shame and say, really... >> rachael: from style, to fit to accessory, say yes to the dress's randy can make sure your dress is worn more than once. >> it goes a long way. >> rachael: especially after dinner, girls. [cheers and applause] >> rachael: all right. i agree. i am super excited about today. what do you people think about pepperoni soft pretzels? [cheers and applause] >> rachael: all right. all kidding aside, i was reading up on the trends for the coming year. one of them is like

cohan, patricia gray, nancy, and suzanne, who helped us this year in choosing our fabulous teachers and principals. they deserve a round of applause. in addition to everything you are receiving, you are also getting certificates of honor from our major, from a single woman, senator, and supervisor duufty, so all of your guests are in your back acknowledging the fabulous work you have done. when we started this program, we wanted to be able to a knowledge not just one teacher, but a teacher for everyone because we have so many fabulous features, so it is too difficult to choose one. when i say she is representing september, she is actually representing the entire year this year as a teacher of the year. trudy osmond is our kindergarten teacher. [applause] that a-ha moment when children realize that they can be brave and accomplish those tasks that they did not think they could do or want to do with just a little encouragement and cheerleading from their teachers. students come and go, and many leave their footprint on your heart. individual stories do stand out, but collectively, it

in this reading, writer nancy om, takes the audience to angel island. >> palm trees faced us when we landed. they were like garred yens to pass the golden gate we told them what wement todd hear. on the island of desperate dreams we shed our skins and wore new ones. burned our parents name and let our pasts curl into smoke. >> no longer my father's daughter. no longer my husband's wife. only the sea gulls know who i really am. for months we were held in separate rooms. the dampness seeped through the bunks and gnawed or bones. at night the wales of ghosts kept us awake. 32 steps to my father's house, 4 windows facing north. 24 steps to my uncle's house, 2 doors facing south. i have 3 sisters, 2 brothers, 4 cousins on my father's side. now i store the memory in a drawer. along with bitter herbs and rhineos ris horns. we dine at restaurants on the better side of town with pink table cloths and real flowers in the vases. we hardly go to china town. >> in a casual way, they had fun with his body. they chained him to the back of the car and did fish tails. forensic evidence suggests his b