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host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does the buck stop here? sfx: buck's blustery exhale. host: could switching to geico 15% or more on car insurance? host: does it take two to tango? ♪ >> jon: welcome back to the show! so dominique strauss-kahn former head of the international monetary fund was arrested this week after agenciedly sexually assaulting a hotel made has posted bail of $1 million in cash. how does the head of the international monetary fund get that kind-- well, there goes nigeria's mosquito net money. all right. obviously one is presumed innocent-- (laughter) >> jon: until proven guilty. one would like to reserve judgement, let the courts do their work. of course that has not prevented strauss-kahn supporters from making the case for his innocence. for instance french philosopher bernard henri levy, look it up, people, that's how it is pronounced,-- (laughter) >> jon: he has written in an essay, quote, i do not know what actually happened saturday. but it would be nice to know how a chamber made co

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curtis: welcome back to geico radio, it's savings, on the radio. gecko: and the next caller is doug from chico. doug: oh...hey there hey...! gecko: you sound like a happy man. doug: yeah yeah! i saved so much by insuring my motorcycle and rv with geico, i wrote a song about it. gecko: alright, let's hear it! curtis: yeah jam session! doug: one, two... ♪ (singing) i got my motorcycle ♪ ♪ and my rv now i got more money. ♪ vo: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. >> live, local, late-breaking. >> the headlines that people around wall have been waiting 10 years to seek common is that public enemy number one, osama bin laden, is dead. the mastermind of the 9/11 terror attacks was killed by special forces last night in pakistan. >> lowell melser joins us live in the studio with reaction from families. >> i would definitely say bin laden's death holds mixed emotions for families who have lost a loved one fighting either in afghanistan or iraq. we talked to tracy miller who lost her marine son back in november of 2004. she

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