she was awesome. >> kimberly: that is so cute. >> bob: sorry. >> greg: anybody's turn, bob. >> bob: not bringing it down. i don't ever get down, really. this person would not be down, knowing we are talking about her, because she passed on. one of the greatest women of all time, geraldine ferraro. smart, funny, engaging. i had the honor of telling her she was picked as the first vice presidential candidate as a woman. symbol of hope for women around the world. she was a great human being. the second person was warren christopher. secretary of state. my mentor. he got me in to government in the first place. that means you probably don't like chris, but he is a good man. the last person i say, this is quite serious for me, is betty ford. the reason i say that is betty ford brought out of the closet beliefs i had and others have. was willing to do it with guts and courage and raised money to see people alcoholic and addicted, try to get help. took a lot of guts for a woman to do that. >> kimberly: it sure did. >> bob: she helped hundreds of thousands of people. i know you are listening bet

>> bob: no. it's your love letter to him. >> andrea: gingrich doesn't place well in iowa, that is tough for him. >> bob: money will dry up for people. santorum is moving on. we talk politics, santorum is -- >> andrea: third in the poll. >> bob: in this poll. >> kimberly: iowa surprise. >> bob: every time you have someone sneaking in, he may come in third and live again to go to new hampshire and south carolina. but the person who can't is newt gingrich. if he is beat in iowa, his strength in the south can't live. >> andrea: could santorum go to south carolina and new hampshire -- >> bob: couldn't be a better state. >> greg: talking about a santorum special sounds like something special at a green diner. >> kimberly: is that on the menu? >> andrea: i don't know if that is to compliment or not. >> eric: shows well in iowa, and new hampshire knows that romney runs away with it. south carolina, very conservative -- >> kimberly: that is true. >> eric: iowa as well as south carolina. >> bob: i'll make

. >> bob: it was. why are we doing this again and again. i think it's about ratings. hope it works. find out tomorrow. i don't know why we cover this guy. we pick him up at the bathroom in the morning to put him to bed at night. you can say he is unbelievable success. marketeer, extraordinaire. but politician? what is his endorsement in new hampshire? 61% said i would vote against somebody endorsed by trump. >> kimberly: 60% said it ma -- >> bob: where does this happen? nobody should take it seriously. >> eric: he commands respect. >> bob: from who? >> eric: do nothing. i am not going to participate in this. go to google trump dismantles chuck todd and watch seven minutes of the best the you will see. kilreally good. >> eric: he takes apart chuck and the b.s. that goes on across the rockefeller center whenever they are. he takes a part, who spent time in the white house press room. it shows you who donald trump is. by the way, conservative, rush limbaugh, looks at trump and says here is a guy that says

. >> bob: i did last weekend. >> greg: you didn't. >> bob: i swear i did. the hallucination could happen all the time. next week thaw will print newspaper at my house. all my lights. i'll bring it to you next week. >> dana: i have question about the post office. >> bob: i sang, offkey but i sang. i think it's a nice thing that people sing. i know there are regulations but c'mon. >> dana: there is not a prohibition about singing christmas song on government property. >> bob: there isn't? i thought there was. >> dana: if that were true, you wouldn't have christmas parties at the white house. babes it doesn't mattehouse -- >> bob: it doesn't matter. greg has gone postal on. this >> greg: why make postal work esmore upset. they are already upset. >> dana: they are in a precarious financial situation and a lot of them are worried about their job. they wok hard. it's not their fault that technology advanced. >> bob: why wouldn't they like christmas carols. >> dana: postal workers. >> eric: i take exception. it's a union. >> kimberly: you can buy stamps at the atm

bob. >> andrea: i said michael moore. why doesn't russell similar mons that a celebrity went down that thinks it's a nebul cause, why don't they pay the bill for the clean-up and donate money so the middle class workers don't have to clean it up. >> greg: who is your spokesman? >> eric: geraldo. it spent a lot of time on air arguing the sides of occupy wall street with geraldo. >> bob: quickly, bob. running out of time. my answer is fireman in wisconsin lost his job because they cut federal money to fire houses. the schmuck of the governor took away the bargaining power. out of work. >> eric: no one got fired in wisconsin. >> bob: did, too. >> greg: mine is pat from "saturday night live." they whine constantly and we never knew what she was about. >> andrea: androgynous. >> greg: we have to take a break. >> bob: how come you got a picture? >> greg: i asked for one. up next, a school forced to apologize for a religious gesture. if you leave now i'll steal all of your lawn ornaments. we know

>> bob: i do. as the democrats i'd prefer to play with my party here and keep quiet about newt, but he would be easier i think. although, i think romney is a terribly flawed candidate. nonetheless, it's what you got in the year when you should be competitive with a president in this trouble. republicans frankly are not right now. but one thing i say about charles rangel, running for presidential is -- >> eric: wait a second. >> andrea: but the democrats tried to run against newt gingrich. hillary clinton chose to run against newt rather than rick lazio running for senate. this is a different time. i think either one, democrats don't want the run against either one. >> bob: c'mon! >> andrea: it's true. >> bob: the fact is newt is running for president of the united states. hillary clinton took him on he was not. easy shot then. >> greg: request i point out, newt is leading the g.o.p., madonna is playing at the bowles. you've got billy crystal hosting the oscars. faith no more is back on tour. are we

>> bob: i think bob was with that last night. >> bob: i saw that many a nights. i didn't know it was a festival of christmas thing. >> greg: a couple of weeks ago i was standing outside of a bar smoking a cigarette. minding my own business. i swear, 100, 200 yards away a woman walked across a street, came up and told me i shouldn't smoking. i'm like how can you smell my cigarette from 200 yards away? that didn't matter. because it upset her. lonely hopeless people what wisconsin traveling there because they don't like what you are doing. go away and get a life. >> bob: did you deck her? >> greg: no. >> kimberly: we don't want to start a feud with wisconsin and the friendly loving peaceheads there. this is an organization. >> andrea: you hear this at christmastime and not christmastime. atheists are always meddling to block religion. atheists are free to put up nothing. they believe in nothing and they are displayed next to the nativity scene. >> eric: i said why do you care? he said well, we are a national organization. who complained one of the members? no, not

all right, bob. >> bob: sorry! i don't mean to dump on your guy. >> eric: make the sign of the cross and wear a cross around your neck. >> bob: i think you say he is a great talented football player. not bring jesus in every time you talk about the game. >> bob: he has a verb. called tebow. we need a beckeling. you might know what that entails. coming up, megyn kelly goes where few have gone before. she will show us what happened between she and dumped trump and the few of them. dou daddy, come in the water! somebody didn't book with travelocity, with 24/7 customer support to help move them to theool daddy promised! look at me, i'm swimming! somebody, get her a pony! [ female announcer ] the travelocity guarantee. from the price to the room to the trip you'll never roam alone. >> bob: back to my normal place, to the back of the show. after alec baldwin was booted off a plane last week after he wouldn't turn off his electronic device. i have been thrown off planes for worse. kidding, of course. "saturday night live"

>> bob: yeah. every republican that continues to say we are not voting for a payroll tax cut unless we get it paid for and we are not going to hold hostage the millionaire tax cut under bush. >> eric: what is wrong with paying for it? >> bob: pay for it by taxing millionaires. >> eric: how about the job creation? >> bob: that is a political maneuver. >> kimberly: real quick. >> eric: obama's fairness speech. 40 years ago, milton friedman gave is speech. he gave a speech about fairness. what is fair. life isn't fair, people. there is no reason one guy can hit a baseball, albert pujols, earn $20 million a year and another guy strikes out. >> kimberly: he is a great guy and does a lot for charity. >> bob: the university of chicago -- >> kimberly: here is the deal. what i love about obama, he can be different people. abraham lincoln, j.f.k., then administration began to crumble and he became ronald reagan, the great communicator and he called him the givee gifr now. channeling teddy roosevelt. he wants

>> eric: you too, bob. >> bob: i have something to say? do this as painlessly as possible. >> greg: i love this part. >> bob: once in a very rare, rare, rare moment in my life have i made a slight mistake. yesterday when we talked about $50,000ee mark for the cowboy poetry, that the senate -- the congress passed i said orrin hatch was the sponsor of that. i was wrong. however, i'm not completely wrong because orrin hatch was one of four, count them four, who sponsored, guess what? the cowboy poetry week in congress. so senator hatch, please, i like you, i love cowboy poetry. i'm not running for re-election like you are and i would b

>> bob: frank this. go ahead. came bob! >> eric: franking is part of a bigger problem that is called members representational allowances, the congress and senate get anything between somewhere around $1 million up to $2 million of spending money. part of it is postage. and other things. they can rent cars or buy lunches. they can write off a bottle of water. >> dana: i don't like the word. it's like having -- >> eric: if you had $2 million to spend in addition? >> dana: i don't know how much it is. but if you work at a place one thing you have to do is operate a business, you need to have operating funds to do that. you can't expect the members of congress to pay it out of their own pocket. >> kimberly: why can't they mail christmas cards? >> bob: they do that and we pay for it too. thethe new scam now, they have town meetings to inform our constituents of what we're doing up here that is great, now the lowest rated congress in history as far as i know. then they have all the people -- it's a campaign event. that is why 90%

he called you a softy, bob. >> bob: ooh. >> dana: we'll leave it on that note. >> bob: it was me on the show yesterday that asked trump to call you and you'd be upset hecht called you. >> eric: he said i love andrea and kimberly as well. >> andrea: for the record, he already called me. >> dana: we should do a conference call. >> greg: who has time to call people? >> dana: he is no longer doing the debate. >> greg: i call my mom twice a week. >> dana: tomorrow night, 9:00 p.m., don't miss the debate on fox news. "new york times" columnist bill keller is playing word games with illegal immigrants. our own wordsmith and relationship expert greg gutfeld has some thoughts. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] in his eyes...a race needs no finish line. ♪ in her eyes... the world is never too big. in his...the weather should never keep you inside. ♪ because they see no limits, there's eukanuba nutrition designed to help their body go as far as their mind wants to. eukanuba. extraordinary nutrition for extraordinary beings. see the difference in 28 days or your money back. a >>> i'm bret baier in sio

but i like your house better, bob. >> bob: thank you. this reminds me of a house on the "jersey shore." >> andrea: why do you hate "jersey shore"? >> eric: >> bob: i'm using it as a shtick. >> dana: huge santa. >> bob: he did a lot of work with that. the taste of it is something to be desired. >> eric: how much do you think he spent on that? >> bob: probably, $10,000 $15,000. >> eric: really? >> bob: you want to know what my electric bill is? >> andrea: i was going to ask. >> bob: last year, $4,300 and some odd bucks for one month. the year before that i plugged it in the neighbor's house. [ laughter ] >> dana: the neighbor doesn't like the lights? >> bob: a friend of mine who is jewish at christmastime, they leave and go to bahamas so i plugged it in there. >> andrea: do you have any holiday decorations up in your house, greg? >> greg: people like to have their glow external. miff glow is internal. inside. i'm glowing. by taking a lot of nyquil. >> bob: on top of the wine. >> greg: yes. i'm like my own ornment. >> bob: last night i was

prediction, bob? >> bob: do you think it matters that issa now has his former aides were the ones who did the funding for solyndra, the lobbying for solyndra and now he has another in his district? do you trust him? he was also indicted for being lousy used car salesman. >> eric: perfect for it. >> bob: one criminal knows another? >> eric: not afraid to go after eric holder and vehemently. >> kimberly: we'll move on, because this is investigation thursday. we have another one brewing. oh, yeah. corzine, remember him? he is in big trouble. he gave testimony today. people didn't expect him to. they expected him to take the fifth. he didn't. gave some statements and said i resign and so therefore i don't even know what happened since i left. take a listen to what he had to say. >> i remain deeply concerned about the impact that the unreconcile and frozen funds have on m.f. global customers and others. i simply do not know where the money is. or why the accounts have not been reconciled to date. >> kimber

, bob. >> bob: fine. i have to do this without a teleprompter. casey anthony who we remember fondly from florida who remarkably got off if the trial of killing her daughter is now shopping her story around. she wants $750,000 to get her story out. now, i wouldn't pay $7.50 if she were working out of the chicken ranch in nevada, but that is not the point. is anybody going to buy the story? >> greg: nobody. >> dana: she was on the front page of "people" magazine for every week for ten months. i think that they must know something. freddie nobody wants the stigma of paying for it -- >> greg: nobody wants the stigma of paying for it. >> eric: if you were a magazine editor, how much would you love to have her story, nobody else -- >> greg: as a magazine editor, it will sell copies but advertisers flee like crazy. >> bob: is that true? >> greg: the advertisers would jump. i have a solution for her. you know celebrities like johnny depp collect serial killer art. get paintings by john wayne gacy. someone like de

he called you a softy, bob. >> bob: ooh. >> dana: we'll leave it on that note. >> bob: it was me on the show yesterday that asked trump to call you and you'd be upset hecht called you. >> eric: he said i love andrea and kimberly as well. >> andrea: for the record, he already called me. >> dana: we should do a conference call. >> greg: who has time to call people? >> dana: he is no longer doing the debate. >> greg: i call my mom twice a week. >> dana: tomorrow night, 9:00 p.m., don't miss the debate on fox news. "new york times" columnist bill keller is playing word games with illegal immigrants. our own wordsmith and relationship expert greg gutfeld has some thoughts. ♪ ♪ the markets never stop moving. of course, neither do i. solution? td ameritrade mobile trader. i can enter trades on the run. even futures and 4x. complex options, done. the market shifts, i get an alert. [ cellphone rings ] thank you. live streaming audio. advanced charts. look at that. all right here. wherever "here" happens to be. mobile tradi from td ameritrade. number one in online equity trades. [ male announ

we may need somebody in the barrel, bob. >> bob: i appreciate that. what happened to you as a youth that go you to get on one of those damn things to make a living? >> it was not my fault. my dad started a misquit rodeo and i had the world's biggest dirt playground. >> dana: now he does rodeo commentary for all sorts of rodeos including this one tonight. second to last night at the ten-day rodeo. you have people from all over the country. >> well, in the competition, the top 15 money winners in each event qualify. the world championships, they are decided by who wins the most money. it's been awfully exciting so far. >> dana: one thing i love about the western culture and life is the family atmosphere. you got a lot of families here tonight? >> all of my family is in the rodeo business. we actually, i got my brothers and his wife and kids, my mom and dad ae watching at home on television. we've got our own bulls that qualify for here. it's more of a lifestyle. >> dana: not just a competition. but the bulls as well. >> bob: how much does a cowboy win i

>> bob: yes. john boehner and company said there will be no more earmarks in the house. >> greg: this is why you don't have big got. the bigger government, the more stuff you get. you slink government. >> andrea: eric, do you have the report handy? >> eric: can i get in here? 92 pages. this report. every single page is something ridiculous. second annual white chocolate festival. taxpayer money to support the international art exhibition in venice, italy, for $300,00 $300,000. 92 pages. $6.5 million. the reason this happens is we don't have a balanced budget amendment. this has to stop. >> andrea: this is what the tea party wanted to do, but the democrats stopped it. >> let's not get into that. >> this is a terrible waste. i agree with you. we don't raise this if we give noncompete contract to halliburton. >> greg: because that worked. >> bob: did it work? >> dana: providing resources to troops. >> bob: it was a total ri ripoff. >> greg: you brought up the chocolate festival. it's about hawaii. wh

bob: you're not. eric is. this is a bigger drop in unemployment than people thought. whether you want to analyze who didn't get in the labor force. the public will read a headline. the 300,000 of those, overhalf of them went to social security early. it'd like to show something. this is a big day for me. eric has been running his junk about job numbers. for too long. this comes from the same source that eric uses for his unemployment numbers. if i could point it out. end of the bush administration july 7 to january '09, 4.1 million jobs lost. before the stimulus, 2.3 million jobs loft. after the stimulus money entered the economy, up until now, 1.2 million jobs have been gained. eric, wait a second. wait a second. let me finish. vy been listening to this crap for a long time. do it with a smile. the stimulus has worked. if it hadn't been for the stimulus, there would have been more people unemployed and it shows bush lost a bunch of jobs and obama didn't lose many. we are now gaining jobs. >> kimberly

. >> bob: okay. he has nod answered a question on substance about the tour as governor. >> eric: obama's hair is getting very gray. have you noticed that? >> bob: he is working hard. unlike you have been. you can keep your hair, all you do is criticize. >> greg: we have to take a break. i think newt probably run. he seems to reenergize the reenergizing force on the right. >> bob: last half of the debate he won. first half he was on the offensive a lot. he should have smacked bachmann back. why he let that woman get away with that, i don't know. >> andrea: "that woman." >> bob: that woman! >> greg: okay. so donald trump will join us after this break. hopefully bob won't storm off in a huff. plus, the students were suspended for honoring tim tebow. is that fair? we'll debate it. also, i'm hiring elves for my santa workshop. it's actually my basement. i'll be painting it red. send your e-mails to malia. mail --send your e-mail to thefive@foxnews.com. ♪ ♪ [ woman ] my boyfriend and i were going on va

: this is bob at the e -- >> bob: this is bob, at the "e" block. near the end of the show, because i'm on "e." let me ad lib this for a second. first, let me ad lib the fact i'm always at the back of the show. >> dana: you asked for this segment. >> bob: i did. i wanted it. >> kimberly: crazy, right? >> bob: in washington we have a frank privilege for members of conference. one of the greater ripoffs you have in washington you can spend out $180,000 for a small district up to $1 million. now they have the frank privilege committee that says certain thingous can say and certain things you can't say. now they say you can't say "merry christmas." if you bums are going to waste the money anyway what is wrong with saying, "merry christmas" instead of the other crap you say? >> dana: they could say thank you very much for your taxpayer dollars. we're going to continue to rip you off. merry, merry christmas. it's not a new thing. it has been the rules all along. nobody brought it up. >> kimberly: why do they take an issue with it now? this whole thing, so

bob hope visiting the troops in dc. bob mackenzie brought us this look back at his life. >> and so, it is my honor to present to you bob hope. >> reporter: it actually was an honor for a billionaire governor to introduce bob hope, the most popular entertainer of his time. with a career that spanned movies and television, hope kept a show biz schedule that would exhaust a workaholic right into his 90s. hope had established his persona, the romancer who isn't as smooth as he thinks. >> from the south pacific we present the bob hope show. >> thank you, how do you do ladies and gentlemen? this is bob mosquito network hope. >> reporter: it was world war ii that made hope not just a star but a national icon. wherever there were sol -- soldiers there was hope. entertaining troops sometimes within the sound of gunfire. >> are we winning? >> hope scored with soldiers like hardly anybody could. partly because he loved what they liked, pretty girls and good times. as the time went on, the pretty girls changed but hope was the same