i had already decided that the man was a complete bozo. he made such a goofy production of trying to light the fuses hanging off his shoe that he practically asked the flight attendant if she had a match. the one terrorist in england with a sense of humor known as khalid the troll had said i bet i can get them all to take their shoes off in airports. [laughter] >> so this prankster set up poor impressionable reid and won his bet. now khalid is back there cackling with the thought of all those americans exposing the holes in their socks on cold airport floors. if someone is arrested one of these days and is immediately because of his m.o. referred to in the press as the underwear bomber, you'll know i was on to something. that's right. i predicted the underwear bomber in 2006. you could look it up. around the same time, i repeated the prediction public appearances and as i remember a couple of times on television. i firmly believe in this world of ever didiminishing of ever replaceable resources using a line only once represents the sort of

ok bozo! police. hold it right there. get your hands on that tree and face each other. hands in front of you, face down. show me your hands, let me see them. put your hands out there. see how easy that was? boom. still alive. now we question him. know w we can question him? because i got him in the leg. i didn't shot him full of holes or jump off a building with him. no fair, the building guy lived. whatever. the point is, no killing. no killing. right. piece of cake. i'm very happy. read the man his rights, i'll be ove. he's got a gun! oops. have you... ever... met someone you didn't kill... ? haven't killed you yet. well don't do me no favors. dont worry. i guess we can get outta here. look, i' m sorry i said that stuff back there. you saved my life thank you. i bet that hurt to say. ypu'll never know. come on lets get going. oh! here's my little welcoming commitee. which one's my daughter. bye all of you. how ya doing? i am doing all right how are you? is that a crook? no, hoy, this is martin, my partner. i'm glad you're home at a sensible hour. well i try to be a se

and those bozos screwed it up for hewlett and packard. i don't want that to happen at apple. and he tried deeply to fight off the bozo explosion because there was only a great team of eight players, and also to say there's a simple, simple thing, that apple stands for, which is, the intersection of great creativity and the humanities with great engineering and technology, and he says that's what disney did. that's what a lot of people have done. there are companies that last. ibm is almost 101 years old. i think apple has imbued in its genetic code this desire to drive great design and artistic creativity with great engineering and technology, and it will be at that intersection and the people there now are capable of keeping it at that intersection. you know, ten years from now, 25 years from now, ups and downs and ups and downs at disney but they're doing fine right now of a few rough patches since walt disney died. if i had to wager, and up like rick perry, i am a betting man -- not $10,000 but i would wager that a generation from now, even a century from now, apple will s

outrage about that, no one was saying-- well, actually there was outrage, no one was saying they were bozos, and saying that about donald trump because as a political figure he's clownish. >> and michele bachmann has been there four times and there is a lot of hipocracy i think that people are reading into this, likely so. >> jon: just to defend trump a little bit. >> and it's a popular culture country. you know? i mean, ryan seacrest, maybe get the today show gig. people want to be entertaining and maybe more people will vote. >> jon: what about newt gingrich and the media take on him? he is leading in the polls, but the media coverage seems to be very skeptical. >> the media coverage and the money, those are the two real obstacles he has. and because everybody knows and that he has a tendency to explode, that he is-- gives new meaning to the words loose cannon, but he is without a doubt, not only smart and smarter than a lot of the other candidates, but he is relentless, and he has shown again and again, look, he's ahead in every single primary state that matters. and i think that we, the

. >> laura bozo. >> quÉ pasa... [risas] >> durante todos estos aÑos regalÁndole al pÚblico me he olvidado de mÍ, esta navidad podrÍamos traerme un carrito sanguchero? [risas] >> y nuestra compatriota, marÍa conchita çalonso! estimado santa, por favor, regÁlame una caja de fÓsforos y la dirección de jean penn y una botella de querosene. [risas] >> y esta que estÁ aquÍ! no, no, no. esta... sra. directora yo le santa con zeta! ya nadie me sigue por las redes sociales... (en pantalla) >> joan sebastian. mi querido santa çesta carta para pedirte otro regalo para mi novia. los artÍculos escolares no nos pareciÓ. y el disco de josÉ josé 70 y 20. [risas] >> jlo, querido santa, regalarle a marc es muy fÁcil, porque çle regalÉ un cadillac. para mi novio le podrÍas traer un camioncito de bomberos, mis hijos no le dejan jugar con sus juguetes. [risas] >> shakira! me he quedado bruta, ciega... esto de andar con piquÉ me cambia el acento y ya çhablo como espaÑola. me puedes regalar el diccionario instr

and iran are taking shots at one another in more ways than one but these two bozos have more in common than you might think well compared. to here as a blackberry. users gmo. well you're screwed that's right the u.s. government has i have been everywhere so be careful what you say and write because big brother is probably watching. and while the u.s. keeps its eyes on just about everyone where watching the two thousand and eleven elections from around the world the votes are in the united russia party claims the majority of the seats in the state duma elections meanwhile egypt is having a runoff in its parliamentary elections we'll bring you the very latest. it is monday december fifth eight pm in washington d.c. i'm liz lol and you're watching r.t. . well the u.s. and iran seem to be engaged in a political game that could turn dangerous the u.s. now stepping up sanctions against the country's sanctions that would target their central bank and oil industry meanwhile a series of mysterious incidents have some pointing to the u.s. and gauging and covert operations in an effort to stall a

save face for the house john boehner also called a press conference backed by the very same tea party bozos who are now in charge of his party. and next up is clear i think president obama needs to call on senate democrats. to go back into session move to go to conference and to sit down and resolve this bill is quickly as possible i told the senate leaders senator reid and senator mcconnell. that there would be no negotiations with the house until such time as the senate passed a bill i meant what i said. and when they were getting ready to pass this wouldn't somebody pass on the me what they thought it would look like i made it clear to them at that point that i was uncomfortable with where they were going i expressed my displeasure and once again taking the convenient route and not doing the people's work i think that one year extension the boehner is talking about is nothing more than a gimmick it will freeze pay for federal workers force that are workers to contribute more the pensions means test unemployment benefits and raise medicare premiums on high income earners it was so foul th

rates when the reality is that no central bank on the planet not true not drive you know one of these bozos know where the interest rate should be so they're saying hey we're going to sell game out there so you can play and you can see what how fun it is to nuclear rates it just shows how absurd and ridiculous the entire process of central banking is since you played it is it just inflation yet it's ok you have to keep inflation below two percent and you manipulate the interest rate according to exaggerate the shocks that occur as the the do. it's more just you know how to be a sort of banker so let me ask you this is it propaganda because simply isn't that easy to be you know suppose you just be about inflation will go in that sense that well yeah exactly that's interesting so it's kind of the old mandate of the supposed to be just about inflation yeah but it has like employment other things where you're supposed to focus on inflation and then you look at the particulars of where employment is in this and that but yeah i mean these to be doesn't care about inflation any more of this is jus

. >> apologize to bozo. >> i do apologize to clowns. even the creepy ones. i apologize to them. >> in terms of mitt romney not accepting and newt gingrich accepting the debate, both of them from a purely political standpoint, i think it makes sense. newt gingrich is courting more of the far right and the tea party. mitt romney is trying to hold on to his moderates and create a contrast with newt gingrich. i think it makes sense in that regard. you know, honestly, donald trump as debate moderator really when you think about it makes perfect sense in the alternate universe the far right is living in now. they're living in the universe to hold on to their ideology that president obama is an idiot and herman cain is a genius, and a financial crisis caused by deregulation should be fixed by less regulation and the persecuted minority in our country are white, wealthy christians. it's in that alternate universe where they're living that donald trump as elder statesman and republican king maker makes perfect sense. >> yeah. look, gene, he's not a wealthy white chri

. >> hey, bozo, you got a brain in there? take that. oh no. get down. what's gotten into you, sheriff. >> you are the one that decided to climb into this -- >> the claw t moves. >> i have been chosen. farewell my friends. i go on to a better place. >> i got you. >> oh, great . >> wall- wall-e. wall-e. eva. eva. eve-a. >> good afternoon, my name is russell. and i am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, are you in need of any assistance today, sir. >> no. >> i could help you cross the street. >> no. >> i could help you cross your yard. >> no. >> i could help you cross your porch. >> no. >> well, i got to help you cross something. >> no, i'm doing fine. >> hey, i know you, you're that feller from car atee demotration. >> i never properly introduced myself. -- fin, british intelligence. >> who are you with, fbi, cia. >> let's just say i'm aaa affiliated. >> the studio' latest movie is call kd "brave" and here is the trailer. >> i saw something that day, something i'll not forget. >> it stands 12 feet tall, with razor sharp claws. -- for the weapons of fall en

if your whole idea is to go out and get a good meal you have to sit across the table from a lot of bozos to get a decent meal. i'm not sure it is worth the conversation. at some point it's dangerous. >> she is not transparent and saying i'm dating you for the free meal -- >> i will say something that will generate even more bloggers. every conversation is a contract whether nightly, yearly, or a lifetime. if she chooses to go out with a man to get a meal let her do that. who is to say -- >> but the contract, she is not telling him. >> that's okay. >> a contract is not valid unless two parties meet and there is an agreement. there is not an agreement to do this. >> maybe the guy is coming in and just wants a physical relationship. he doesn't tell her. she can do what she wants. >> i would get that contract thrown out. >> by the way i don't mean a literal contract. but who is to sit in judgment? >> i think there is a danger element here. if a woman goes out with a guy for five years there is sooner or later an expectation of sex. >> a different guy every night. >> yeah. >> we now know who

and those bozos screwed it up for hewlett and packard. i don't want that to happen at apple. and he tried deeply to fight off the bozo explosion because there was only a great team of eight players, and also to say there's a simple, simple thing, that apple stands for, which is, the intersection of great creativity and the humanities with great engineering and technology, and he says that's what disney did. that's what a lot of people have done. there are companies that last. ibm is almost 101 years old. i think apple has imbued in its genetic code this desire to drive great design and artistic creativity with great engineering and technology, and it will be at that intersection and the people there now are capable of keeping it at that intersection. you know, ten years from now, 25 years from now, ups and downs and ups and downs at disney but they're doing fine right now of a few rough patches since walt disney died. if i had to wager, and up like rick perry, i am a betting man -- not $10,000 but i would wager that a generation from now, even a century from now, apple will s

and those bozos screwed it up for hewlett and packard. i don't want that to happen at apple. and he tried deeply to fight off the bozo explosion because there was only a great team of eight players, and also to say there's a simple, simple thing, that apple stands for, which is, the intersection of great creativity and the humanities with great engineering and technology, and he says that's what disney did. that's what a lot of people have done. there are companies that last. ibm is almost 101 years old. i think apple has imbued in its genetic code this desire to drive great design and artistic creativity with great engineering and technology, and it will be at that intersection and the people there now are capable of keeping it at that intersection. you know, ten years from now, 25 years from now, ups and downs and ups and downs at disney but they're doing fine right now of a few rough patches since walt disney died. if i had to wager, and up like rick perry, i am a betting man -- not $10,000 but i would wager that a generation from now, even a century from now, apple will s

. >> laura bozo. >> quÉ pasa... [risas] >> durante todos estos aÑos regalÁndole al pÚblico me he olvidado de mÍ, esta navidad podrÍamos traerme un carrito sanguchero? [risas] >> y nuestra compatriota, marÍa conchita alonso! estimado santa, por favor, regÁlame una caja de fÓsforos y la dirección de jean penn y una botella de querosene. [risas] >> y esta que estÁ aquÍ! no, no, no. esta... sra. directora yo le santa con zeta! ya nadie me sigue por las redes sociales... (en pantalla) >> joan sebastian. mi querido santa esta carta es para pedirte otro regalo para mi novia. los artÍculos escolares noos pareciÓ. y el disco de josÉ josé 70 y 20. [risas] >> jlo, querido santa, regalarle a marc es muy fÁcil, porque le regalÉ un cadillac. para mi novio le podrÍas traer un camioncito de bomberos, mis hijos no le dejan jugar con sus juguetes. [risas] >> shakira! me he quedado bruta, ciega... esto de andar con piquÉ me cambia el acento y ya hablo como espaÑola. me puedes regalar el diccionario instructivo espa

he made the case of, a, it's who i am and, b, i'm stopping what is called the bozo explosion and that happens in other companies, because i'm brutally honest. >> it is the price of admission to his success. >> the price of admission to being part of apple and being around him is that he said, i get to tell you, you're full of it. you get to tell me i'm full of it. we're brutally honest. when it comes to the family and when it comes to his professional colleagues, you also have to look at the results. in the end, he's got a team of loyal a players at apple who are not leaving the way they do at every other company. they stick around. secondly, with his family, all four of his children close to him by the end, with him when he's ill. a loving wife of more than 20 years. his sister the novelist mona simpson. so you have to look at the arc of the narrative that even though the guy can be prickly he inspires more loyalty and love than most of us get to do. >> but what moment after he came back, was it the second he put up the think different commercial? did he already know where he wanted