now billy wasn't born billy the kid. he was born henry mccarty. his mother was kathryn and they lost thei fatr a yog agoas agmt isbiajopme his brother. and i consider ginnie to be born of war. supposedly 1859 come november 23rd during a very tumultuous provo is the time of john brown's grat onh we eyivd and the 1961 the war erupted and he was a little boy during the wartime and he would have heard the song in fact according to the one account, his father may have been michael mccarty and chael bghin 13 he w a mb tndarnd r seferil a member of an indiana regiments of billy the kid would have grown up with martial airs, and we want to do one of the classics and billy would have heard this. was wrten in 1862 and t's ll the battlecyof ♪d. ♪ ♪ yes, we will rally around the flag once g ♪uttheatcro freedom ♪ ♪ we will rally from the hillside we will gather from e plane shot in the battle cry of freedom ♪ ♪ the union ourh, hurrah ♪ ♪ down with the traders ♪ up with the star's ♪ while we rally around the flag, rally once again shot i

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i went to the pay phone and call billy crystal. he had been talking to lorne about the possibility of being on this new show. i said, do you have any hints you can give me so i can have a leg up in this meeting? he said, well, he used to write for woody allen. he used to produce monty python specials. oh, and he hates mimes. lorne hates mimes. the bulls up a chair and give him this poem with 1100 jokes in it. he opens it. he reads the first joke. egos, u -- he goes, uh-huh, good. then he closes the book. i wrote 1100 jobs over two days, and he reads one joke. i wrote a jokes and the post office was about to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the united states. 10 cents, but if you want to lick it, it is a quarter. [laughter] he said, good. good. he said, tell me, how much money do you need to live on? i said, well, i am making $2.75 an hour at the deli. match it. [laughter] he said, well, tell me a little bit more about yourself. acted it to mean before he committed this kind of cash, he wanted to see what he was buying. i

>> well, it's about a gentleman >>> back with my guest billy baldwin. you've optioned this book "a time to betray." very simply, what is this about? >> well, it's about a gentleman who was growing up in tehran in the '70s, came to america to be educated, saw openness, modernization, westernization, democracy, art, culture, freedom, popping up everywhere, glass, shiny buildings, universities all over the place. by the time he graduates, the cat is out of the bag with his shaw and the corruption and creates a sweeping tide of revolution, at least to the fall of the shaw and rise of the iatola. he becomes anything about the shaw is the answer. he serves in the elite republican guard in their intelligence division for about a year, year and a half when he realizes this is not the answer, this is not the future. they start dismantling everything that was set in place, all of the freedoms and they systematically start torturing and killing their political opponents and he's able to come back to the united states under the guise of putting one of his relatives

hi, billy. we have to make this quick. i have a 9:00. - billy, look, this is important, man. look, suit, nobody sees my film till sundance. james cameron wants to see it, tell him he can stand in line in the snow like everybody else. now if you'll excuse me. i only have an hour to take care of some business. shall we? - billy, listen. - i think i made myself clear. can i have a shot of jack? - ♪ yeah, into the future ♪ cut it all loose now ♪ instead you hold a steady line ♪ ♪ it's not the answer ♪ ♪ will you take a chance on ♪ ♪ what we all should be doin' here? ♪ ♪ so many to lean on ♪ isn't my own reason ♪ ♪ to why you hold the steady line. ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> jon: lad eyes and gentlemen, welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a very nice show, tonight's guest ej dionne, his new book our divided political heart, the followup to his previous best-seller, our swollen political prostate. (laughter) i'm sitting on it right now. if you saw the show yesterday you know we talked about a

billy is like my closest friend. he and larry are both my buddies. larry david, when we all started out, we used to sit back in the back of the improvisation or whatever club we were in it just to watch larry. he was the comedian's comedian. back then he had hair like larry from the three stooges. he had wire rim glasses. he would get on a stage on a friday night at the improv. the crowd was predominantly suburban predominantly wouldblue hair. a pure suburban crowd. larry would get up. he will look at them and the first words out of his mouth -- you know, i feel very comfortable with you people. in fact, i feel so comfortable, i am thinking of using the true form of the verb instead of usted. i was laughing my ass off. it was so funny. the audience was like an oil tank. he had no idea what they were looking at. he kept on going. as said, i think a lot of people miss use the tu form of the verb. for example, when it they stabbed caesar. he said, et tu brutus? is that policies are, i just step do, if there's any time for usted, it is now. tumbleweeds d

the count 1-1 on billy butler. now papelbon getting loose. here's the 1-1. strike 2. >> tim: looks like a splitter from hanrahan. nasty! he ought to change his name to hammer-han with that stuff. i'm telling you, that really went down. >> joe: here's the 1-2. a breaking ball foul. a leadoff hit by mauer. force-out at second. wieters on deck. the a.l. trying to avoid the eighth shutout in all-star game history. the 1-2. that one gets back to the backstop as ruiz barely touched it. over to third goes andrus with the count 2-2. >> tim: you could hear billy butler. i think that was billy butler. that was audible. ruiz with no chance. ooh! >> joe: he needed that bigger glove to catch that. wild pitch. runner at third. one out. 2-2. that gets back to the backstop. it comes right back to ruiz. and andrus would have run into an out. hanrahan is all pumped up, trying to get the second out here in the ninth to maintain the shutout. >> tim: the american league down 8-0. good play by andrus. no sense forcing it. >> joe: butler grounded out his first time up. so his seco

billy saw him before he died in 1967. his legacy was to write, i suppose, a founding songs of political pop. i would argue, he was the first alternative musician. his most favorite -- famous song is "this land is your land" but it was an alternative to no. 1 song into boxes in 1940. every time he stopped in a bar, somebody would put the song on the jukebox, and it was irving berlin's "god bless america." he hated it. it was still the depression. it had not ended. only the second world war. the road this song called " god bless america for you and me" which later became "this land is your land." he was really the first punk rocker and the last elizabethan balladeer. >> talk about some of the lyrics that you found. >> the album that we made, mermaid avenue, myself and wilco, we actually recorded a lot more mature that has never been released. next year we hope to release that third album, another 16 tracks. woody's original songs, that he wrote back in the 1930's -- the one i'm going to play for you now, one of his classics

billy dean. we look forward to your new music coming our way. >> thanks, uma. this is for you. ♪ ♪ you make a bad day better, you hug me like a sweater ♪ and want everything. it don't matter. ♪ when you kiss me and say you miss me and you know what it gives me. ♪ when you love me, girl. ♪ makes all of the difference in the world. ♪ i don't get caught up in the headlines say. ♪ ain't much i can do about anyway. ♪ oh, gloom and doom is splattered across the evening news. note if i start getting to me if it weren't for you. ♪ you make a bad day better. ♪ you hug me like. [ buzz ] off to work! did you know honey nut cheerios is america's favorite cereal? oh, you're good! hey, did you know that honey nut cheerios is... oh you too! ooh, hey america's favorite cereais... honey nut cheerios ok then off to iceland! [ music plays, record skips ] hi, i'm new ensure clear. clear, huh? my nutritional standards are high. i'm not juice or fancy water, i'm different. i've got nine grams of protein. twist my lid. that's three times more than me! twenty-one

the count 1-1 on billy butler. now papelbon getting loose. here's the 1-1. strike 2. >> tim: looks like a splitter from hanrahan. nasty! he ought to change his name to hammer-han with that stuff. i'm telling you, that really went down. >> joe: here's the 1-2. a breaking ball foul. a leadoff hit by mauer. force-out at second. wieters on deck. the a.l. trying to avoid the eighth shutout in all-star game history. the 1-2. that one gets back to the backstop as ruiz barely touched it. over to third goes andrus with the count 2-2. >> tim: you could hear billy butler. i think that was billy butler. that was audible. ruiz with no chance. ooh! >> joe: he needed that bigger glove to catch that. wild pitch. runner at third. one out. 2-2. that gets back to the backstop. it comes right back to ruiz. and andrus would have run into an out. hanrahan is all pumped up, trying to get the second out here in the ninth to maintain the shutout. >> tim: the american league down 8-0. good play by andrus. no sense forcing it. >> joe: butler grounded out his first time up. so his seco

. >> tonight, billy baldwin and his new movie. this is "piers morgan tonight." >> good evening. we'll get to sam champion on this extraordinary heatwave in a moment but, first, a man fired up about politics and a hot new book and what he has to say about about his brother. >> taking another fire barehanded? >> he just didn't listen to me. >> it's your responsibility. you shouldn't have had him up there in the first place. you burned him, steven. >> [ bleep ]. >> don't you look away from me. >> a lot has happened since then and the life of his famous family. welcome, billy. >> thank you so much for having me. >> i'm sort of working my way through the baldwins, having stuck the wrong end of my stick with steven. >> you only had to do it for a couple of weeks. i've been enduring that for 45, 46 years now. >> we're going to come to alec's nuptials but an aide on capitol hill, tell me about that time in your life. >> it was interesting, in the late '70s and first reagan time was when i entered college and i was a political science major with an emphasis on the israeli conflict and i

>> i have no idea. >> the night weighs heavily on billy groves as well. he's locked up in the intensive detention unit. >> this is the woman i love. this is me and her. that's me and brandy together. this is on our first visit. >> earlier in the day, groves' girlfriend, brandy, was caught attempting to smuggle tobacco and cell phones into the prison during her visit with him. >> bring him over this way. >> the following day, groves is questioned by internal affairs. >> i'm going to ask you straight up, you want to give me any statement on this or anything like that? >> no. >> no statement at all? >> no statement at all. >> now, she went home friday. i didn't send her to jail. i'm going to get a warrant for her arrest for misdemeanor trafficking. it's all on you right now. do you understand that? >> yes. >> she'll never be allowed to visit at any prison ever again. all right. anything else you want to say? >> no. >> all right. go ahead and take him back to idu then. >> but alone in his cell, groves did have something to say. he used the camera our producer

we have a cat billy. good morning. >> thanks for having us. >> thank you for bringing in phoebe and bonita. you mentioned this before we went on, ferret means feet in latin. >> they can be little thieves when you let them run around because they gather things. they are comical, entertaining and playful. >> i feel like she is uncomfortable but this is normal. >> they are wiggly. >> look at her little face. she is so cute. >> they are part of the weisz sell family. >> yes but they are domesticated. >> it's different than caring for a cat or dog. >> you need to keep them in a multilevel cage when you are not there. when you are there, you can have them out for exercise and entertainment but they are kept in a cage during the el is bett they can get more exercise. you give them traditional ferret food. they need an occasional bath, probably once a month. they are very fun, very loving animals. >> they are like kittens and puppies. >> they are. they are always moving and squirming. it's better to have more tha

welcome, this is billy's yin to his yang: i want to scare billy really bad. >> stephanie: billy needs his yin nangs. >> caller: governor perry does not want people to know that texas has gone purple. >> stephanie: really. >> caller: the last two election cycles have voteed blue. >> really, houston has? >> stephanie: no wonder he's cranky and irrational. >> houston has an openly lesbian mayor. >> stephanie: what. [ screaming ] >> caller: and the simple fact is dallas and houston is expected to go blue this next election cycle. that's over almost 10 million texans. >> treater. >> stephanie: that's awesome. we were in austin and had an amazing time. well, i know. >> austin. >> stephanie: it's austin-ites that keeps the other right wingers out. >> i got family in san antonio. they're cool there too. and ana richards was governor. a state of sanity. >> stephanie: molly eye advance. >> jim high tower. >> stephanie: does bush cancel them all out. >> that's awesomeness. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: how are you? >> stephanie: good. >> caller: i was very upset for this thing about this poor cal

welcome, billy. >> thank you so much for having me. >> i'm sort of working my way through the baldwins, having stuck the wrong end of my stick with steven. >> you only had to do it for a couple of weeks. i've been enduring that for 45, 46 years now. >> we're going to come to alec's nuptials but an aide on capitol hill, tell me about that time in your life. >> it was interesting, in the late '70s and first reagan time was when i entered college and i was a political science major with an emphasis on the israeli conflict and i interned for a bit for the congressman for tom downey who served nine terms in the house and then i went on to do a lot of political work, campaign work for tom and for others, dukakis and al gore. >> were you tempted to continue down that path and maybe not come into entertainment? >> well, initially when i was 15 i thought i was going to go to law school and have a career in politics, most likely behind the scenes as a staffer but then my brother for some reason decided he wanted in with show business. i never knew anybody that had a show business career and my b

. >> reporter: the victim's next door neighbor billy banham said something was wrong. >> i smelled smoke. walked through my house to the deck and coy seat flames shooting out the back of his house. >> reporter: a professional photographer, john gallagher captured these images as fire consumed the roof. more than three dozen firefighters responded to the scene. fortunately, neighbors say the homeowner, a 72-year-old man, wasn't home at the time. from the back of the home you can see where fire consumed the roof and much of the second floor. >> all the furniture is gone and the back is really bad. >> reporter: for now the home sun inhabitable.

billy baldwin says alec might run although he admits he might not have the patience it would require. that's your morning dish of scrambled politics. >>> your first look at how wall street will kick off the day after being closed for the fourth of july. dow opens at 12,943 after adding 72 points. the s&p was up 8. the nasdaq, gained 24. in tokyo, the nikkei lost 24 points. in hong kong, the hang seng nudged up 99. the biggest news will be friday's jobs report. news out of europe could trigger some market movement it today. >>> the european central bank is expected to cut the region's interest rates to a record low. the move is seen as essential in easing the euro zone's debt crisis. >> moody's downgraded barclay's credit rating to negative.

now she's gonna give my ticket to billy! word of advice, jake-- never invade russia. if you do, you'll regret it. thanks, granddad. i'll try and remember that. our last babysitter went back to poland, where children are nice, and she had a funny eye that kept going like this. and then she started to breathe really funny like this. ( hysterical panting ) it sounds very interesting, but i am from croatia. what do you know about croatia? well, it's full of crows, and it's in asia? croatia's people seek asylum, and then they're plumbers, and then our plumbers have no jobs and starve, but that's good because they're rubbish and they eat all our biscuits. there is only one thing you need to know in croatia. we kicked your butts at football twice! now, time for bed. draxi, do you think... ben's hair looks like a girl, 'cause that's what floella said at school. no. looks like buffalo-- very strong, very cool. is this what girl at school say? you no worry, ben. she's bitch. now, time for bed. but granddad has the big tv, and bed is boring. we play games! yeah! yes! how's your.

. >> billy in texas is on hold. he has a few things to say been healthcare. >> stephanie: oh, we'll be right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> romney you can take it. >> a new ad we will play for you when we come back here with lynn sweet, chicago sun times methderr death shiner from row call and bill cress part full-court press. you are welcome to join our conversation at 866-55-press. we will be right back. >> this is the bill press show. [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> she's a smokin' little pistol, isn't she. >> stephanie: that is "the stephanie miller show." although my rack looks good in this shirt doesn't it? because i ate so much pasta and pizza in italy. it all went to my boobses. >> wow what happened. >> stephanie: who knew. 1-800-steph-12. >> you're all bumpy. >> stephanie: yeah. hey, look, billy is here. [ ♪ music ♪ ] oh missed him ♪ billy's hanging around ♪ in that texas town ♪ with a phone call ♪ from the range ♪ you know what i'm talking about ♪ just let him

. >> billy and her husband david were weren't they weren't early enough. >> we're going to the theater and it's already like half full of people. so we were like, ah. darn. it's still crowded. we weren't early. >> reporter: the couple settled into seats in the middle of century 16's theater 9 for the 12:05 show. >> it was packed. it was crazy. >> corbin dates almost didn't get a seat at all. >> the only area that was available was the very first row. nobody was sitting there and a few seats on the very end in the second row. >> reporter: next door in theater 8, the dark knight rises was also playing and the place was buzzing. >> right when we walked in, you could just hear the crowd just, you know, just anticipating it. you could feel the floor shaking a little bit and you're walking in there, yes, this is going to be awesome. >> corbin dates watched the last seats fill in in theater 9. >> i remember seeing a guy walk into the theater and he sat in the very first row to the far right seat and i'm thinking nothing of it. just looked like a regular average person. >> reporter: alone? >>

what is up, tonight, billy? what are we chatting? >> bill: talk about the president reinvigorating his campaign by reintroducing class warfare. he wants more of our money and you say? >> i have a friend named lisa and she said to me the other day something that really resonated. she said why does he always say rich like it is a four letter word. why doesn't he saporous porous like there was something that put it into that prospernd and i think he is the most divisive president i have seen, billy. you seem to be more fond of him than me. have you you seen the lay of the land moran coriou more rant is right now. he has to drop the class warfare. >> two things i notice. number one, when john kerry ran for president nobody cared it wasn't even an issue. jfk ran in 1960. very wealthy, kennedy family. you know, you look back there was none of this. i don't know why the folks are responding to this. but i think some people are and it must be class envy. the second thing is, of course, that what else is the president going to campaign on, mi

had and billy ripken's mom been missing but now she has been found. >> jennifer franciotti is live to tell us more. >> we just arrived here moments ago. mrs. ripken has been found. i asked if she was ok and the answer is she is ok and she is talking with detectives. police will be releasing more details about the situation later today. she has been found safely. we got the report less than an hour ago that mrs. ripken was missing and that issue was last seen last night in the area of ebenezer road in essex. we were looking for lincoln town car. that is one they all points bulletin went to the media. the good news where reporting is that a pilot ripken has been found and she is ok. reporting live in towson, jennifer franciotti, wbal-tv 11 news. >> thank you. that is great news. the maryland board of education issues its list of dangerous schools. this is in compliance with the no child left behind law. those schools had a high numbers of suspensions. this year's list includes the baltimore rising star academy, garrison middle school, augusta and fell institute for visual arts, benjamin

and for the officers, we would load fresh provisions on board like billy the goat here. how do you get a goat from a small body, trying to load it on to "constitution"? you might use, with our block and tackle, we could bring billy closer to the ship and you would load heavy provisions. think about loading a gun barrel on "constitution." "constitution" is full of simple machines, using block and tackle or pulleys and ropes to lift heavy pieces on board the ship. here we are in boston of 1812. and a lieutenant from "constitution," like lieutenant morgan, would have rented a room on the waterfront. he'd put a notice in the newspaper, maybe get a little music, a drummer to attract attention to recruit sailors to join "constitution's" crew. 200 years ago you signed on for a specific ship and captain, you didn't just join the navy the way we do today. so each ship had to recruit their own sailors. so we'll go inside and see if you're willing to join "constitution's" crew in 1812. we're here in the recruiting station in our all hands on deck exhibit. here we ask a series of qu

olympic champion billy fisk. as tom brokaw reports, fisk and those who followed him, sacrificed everything to help the people of this country in their finest hour. ♪ >> reporter: manningly cemetery on the outskirts of cambridge university. among the headstones spanning the pristine grounds, pilots whose missions to fight hitler began from airfields that once dotted the english countryside. in july of 1940, a year and a half before the attack on pearl harbor, with the united states still hoping to stay on the sidelines, largely isolationists, a handful of americans would join a ferocious fight in the skies above england. the battle of britain. one of them was a u.s. olympic champion with a penchant for speed -- william mead lindsay fisk, iii. in 1928 the u.s. five-man bobsled team would race to victory with this fearless brooklyn-born 16-year-old at the wheel. in 1932 the americans would do it again in lake placid, new york, where fisk, now 20, was tapped to carry the american flag in the opening ceremony. >> ve

for constitution, whether it is salted beef stored in a barrel or the live provisions, you might hear billy the goat being loaded aboard to provide fresh milk for the officers. in this exhibit we meet the enlisted sailors coming to constitution to join the crew, and it may be someone who served in the fishing fleet with a blockade they can't get to sea or after an american sailors made up 10 to 15% of constitution's crew. in the navy in 1812 working at sea you would be paid the same wages whether you were black or white, and that wasn't true on shore. during the war of 1812 our research uncovered another crew member who was four-foot and furry member of the crew, a terrier named guerriere. his owner named him after the first victory over guerriere, and he had a job to do on board the ship catching rats in the hold, but he could also travel to any part of the ship where sailors weren't allowed into officer's country n their quarters guerriere is someone who lets us interpret the constitution throughout all three decks with glimpses into all the lives of the sailors, so we also have the paw p

you might use with our block and tackle we can bring billy closer to the ship and you would load heavy provisions. think about loading a gun barrel on constitution. constitution is full of simple machines using block and tackle or pulleys and ropes to lift heavy pieces on board the ship. here we are in boston of 1812 and a lieutenant from constitution like lieutenant morgan would have rented a room on the water front, put a notice in the newspaper and maybe get a little music or a drummer to attract attention to recruit sailors to join constitution's crew. 200 years ago you signed on for a specific ship and captain. you didn't just join the navy like we do today. each ship had to recruit their own sailors. we'll go inside and see if you're willing to join constitution's crew in 1812. we're here in the recruiting station in our all hands on deck exhibit. here we ask a series of questions to see if you're willing to join constitution's crew. the ship needs about 450 men to serve on board. we ask questions are you willing to eat a biscuit as hard as a brick because these ships biscuits wo

he paid her 1.7 billi$1.7 billi their 1999 split. so it could be worse. >>> well, coming up, the nats sweep, youkilis gets more comfortable in white sox, and record aces at wimbledon. >>> plus, the mets' improbable ninth inning comeback against phillies' top closer. your early morning sports headlines are straight ahead. >>> nobody wants the weekend to end but we do want the heat wave to end. that will happen. your forecast is coming up. you're watching "early today." >>> good morning. if you're just waking up, this is "early today." and in sports, dashed in their attempts to sign point guard steve nash. the knicks settled for a surefire future hall of famer. here's nbc's mario solis with an early look at all your sports headlines. >>> good morning. another day, another big signing in the nba. jason kidd is leaving dallas and headle to the big apple. signing a three-year, $9 million with the knicks. they may lose a budding perennial all-star. according to reports they have offering jeremy lin a $30 million contract. the knicks have u

. >> billy and her husband david were afraid they weren't early enough. >> we're going to the theater and it's already like half full of people. so we were like, ah. darn. it's still crowded. we weren't early. >> the couple settled into seats in the middle of century 16's theater nine for the 12:05 show. >> it was packed. it was crazy. >> corbin dates almost didn't get a seat at all. >> the only area that was available was the very first row. nobody was sitting there and a few seats on the very end in the secondow. >> next door in theater eight, "the dark knight rises" was also playing, and the place was buzzing. >> right when we walked in, you could just hear the crowd just, you know, just anticipating it. you could feel the floor shaking a little bit and you're walking in there, yes, this is going to be awesome. >> corbin dates watched the last seats fill in in theater nine. >> i remember seeing a guy walk into the theater and he sat in the very first row to the far right seat and i'm thinking nothing of it. just looked like a regular average person. >> alone? >> alone. >> red hair?

keep the show moving here, billy. what did i do to you? >> bill: gally slave. if you are a gally slave i want in. all right. miller now, he did predict the supreme court would back obama care. now, how did you do that miller? >> it was just like brackets for the ncaa. it was the only one left empty. i said i will take that and i will look cool if it comes up. but i was just guessing. but in retrospect, billy. when kennedy put his thing in early to overturn it. you know what happened there? all of a sudden roberts is sitting there in the middle going hey, this wasn't supposed to be my gig, i was supposed to be 4-4. kennedy had all this history stuff on him. kennedy gets in early. roberts goes no, i have got to do the solomonesque thing and split it down the middle i'm screwed. i think kennedy was a genius here getting in early and getting in often. it's like the chicago vote, man. >> bill: are you mad at the chief justice? >> na, he is just representative of his times. this is a soft country, billy. you know what? we pursue the european model now. i started with

tear them a new one, billy. >> bill: absolutely. we're going to get jessica's law in jersey and new york and i don't care what the excuses are. we're going to get it. all right. "american idol," jennifer lopez and the guy from aerosmith, they don't want to do it anymore. miller what, is happening to american civilization? >> they should turn that show over every year. i just hope john roberts doesn't go over there now and judge 'cause he's proven himself insane. >> bill: you should be a judge! miller, let's do a write in campaign. miller should be a judge. they got howard stern on that other show, don't they? isn't howard sitting this? you should be on "american idol"! >> i would love to be on "american idol" judge in a second. jlo can replace roberts on the supreme court, unless she doesn't need the robe. she looks better without it. redo the show. >> bill: you and roberts. >> we do a hybrid where we combine "american idol" and "hunger games" and each week the loser has to run for his life. that is what would reinvigorate that show