and so i was in that stable of people who was with colin farrell. i'm not sure if he remembered one way or the other. >> jimmy: that time of his life was a bit of a blur. just for the record, you did not date him? >> oh, god no. as far as i can remember. >> jimmy: i ronnic that he could not recall and this movie is "total recall" and that is his character. his character was originally played by around schwarzenegger. and now they have done a version in english, which is nice. >> right. >> jimmy: your fighting is great in the movie. i feel like you could really fight. have you been in a fight? >> not for a long time. there was a really weird boy in my school when i was in grade school who, i think there was something a bit wrong with him. they'd call it something now, but you know, you just had the weird kid. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he -- he used to pick on my very close friend who was a sort of ballerina, harmless type. and he would pick up his dog, right when it was about to go to the bathroom and hand it to her, you know, very cute dog and we had t

colin farrell plays a freedom fighter resisting memory implants. "august 3." "rubyre buzzing about sparks." he imagines the girl of his dreams. july 20 said. for those of you find politics comes "the campaign." august 10 brings a new twist on bourne. here is the weekend movie guide. 3.5 stars for "moonrise kingdom" and "brave." 1.5 stars for "ted." have a nice weekend, everybody. i am arch campbell, abc 7 entertainment.

tonight, jay welcomes -- from "total recall," colin farrell. from the world champion miami

tonight, jay welcomes -- from "total recall," colin farrell. from the world champion miami heat, dwyane wade.

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tomorrow night, colin farrell will be here along with dwyane wade from the miami heat. but "jimmy fallon" is happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about. thank you very much. welcome, everybody, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh man, has everyone got olympic fever? [ cheers ] i do, check this out. this friday big ben will chime nonstop for three minutes to mark the start of the london olympics. yeah, three minutes straight of noise. which explains why today big ben was named the new co-host of "the view." [ laughter ] this isn't good you guys. athletes are complaining over there that the air conditioning in olympic village is broken. or as the athletes from kenya put it,

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our guests are ben stiller, jeremy renner, colin farrell, jessica biel, aaron paul, rosemarie dewitt, "the bachelorette" emily maynard and whomever she picks. or doesn't pick. we don't know. we'll have music from nas, trey songz, the head and the heart and rick ross. our first guest is a tireless force of nature who took a brief hiatus from acting last year to go nuts. he is back now with a new show called "anger management." watch it thursdays at 9:30 on fx. please welcome charlie sheen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? all of the guests i say how are you doing. but to you i say, how are you doing, you know? >> i get that a lot. i'm like, how's it going, how's it going with you. what do you want to know? >> jimmy: last time you were here, you came out and kissed me on the mouth. you left. you never called. i mean, i heard nothing from you at all. and i just felt like i was getting mixed signals. that's all. you can't do that to people. >> how do you think i felt? >> jimmy: how did you feel. >> the phone works both ways, bro. >> jimmy: how did you rate me as fa

i want to thank my guests, colin farrell, dwyane wade, and of course, mozella. tomorrow night, jeremy renner and betty white will be here, but jimmy fallon is happening right now! jimmy, nice job! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: hey! how are you guys doing? thank you. i feel the love. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hey, here's some -- here's some election news. election news. yeah, i read that one of the presidential debates, this fall, will have a town hall format where citizens will ask the candidates questions. the most common question, are you the only two choices? [ laughter ] that's right. at the second presidential debate, citizens will get to ask questions. or as ron paul put it, all right i finally get t