meet andy judy. he has a serious need for speed. >> andy was a skydiver. >> john vick runs a school in western pennsylvania where andy often skydives. >> he wasn't just someone who came to my drop zone to experience something that the crazy skydivers did. he's one of us and a good friend. >> it's labor day weekend 2002. andy decides to go skydiving with his dad, tim, and a few friends. >> it was a hot day. i remember joking around about jumping out and landing in somebody's swimming pool. >> the day couldn't be going any better. andy, his dad and his friends have made two successful jumps and for their third run, they decide to try something a little different. they will do a four-way jump, locking arms and leaving the plane together. >> i was the one giving the count to leave together. to do that, i had one foot on the step. my right foot was hanging free. >> the plane races up to 11,000 feet and levels off above the jump zone. >> i gave the count. we all pushed off. my left foot remained in place o

happy birthday to andy. it sounds like you all come from the same birth parents. >> separated at birth. >> exactly. >> sherrod, this show, you don't like it. >> it was too slow for me. >> did you watch the whole episode? >> i watched three quarters of it. >> they expect that. you watched three quarters and you thought it was slow. was there anything about it you thought you enjoyed? >> i enjoyed seeing the military dudes, actually. i was learning about their specialties and where they fought. i thought that was great. >> are you serious when you said ozzy's kid -- >> he was thrown off because he came -- he had multiple -- >> i think it was ms. >> sharon got mad and she quit "america's got talent" and that's what i hear. >> full disclosure, gang. i was actually talked to by the show's producers, mark burnett and the others about appearing on the show. so i am somewhat partial to that. i like the show and i like the concept of supporting the military. i have a great deal of respect for mark burnett. and none o

let's go to andy levy, what is coming up. >> andy: thanks, greg. eight players are disqualified after trying to lose. and new obama fund-raiser donating to himself. this means at long last the impeachment hearings will finally begin? and are christian having a custody battle over their dog? >> greg: that reminds me. i was captain 'pebbles. >> does he miss me? >> who cares. star show. >> greg: can i see a picture of him? >> we agreed that would be a bad idea. captain pebbles and i agreed it would be a bad idea. >> greg: i don't believe that. >> andy: you promised you wouldn't tell. >> greg: it came out one night while we were taking our weekly bath. >> i miss those weekly baths. >> start your so. >> greg: i guess you are right and you doing this to hurt me. you know what you did. go away. let's welcome our guests. so hot the bench approaches her. and remy spencer and it's comedian tom. in thailand, it's tuesday. and also bill and i bang him outside a classroom. fox news senior correspondent reverend fall and bosses can't be happy the sales are so cr

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andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> devon, is the fact paul ryan never smoked pot a problem? the dumbest story of the week, straight ahead. and were incidents of full frontal nudity way up this year? here is a hint, people, we are doing the story, so the answer is probably yes. and finally what do johnny depp and roger roger clemens have in common? the answer may shock you. if i was doing stories, that's it. other than that the props don't have anything in common. >> you know what is going to happen tonight? >> what's that? >> a lot of people tweeting about us moving into a new studio. >> absolutely. >> just because we are taping one show in a different studio. >> and they won't like the new studio. >> they will hate the studio. they will say, why did you move studios? >> please go back to the old studio. we don't like it. >> and we will because we willisen to our viewers and move back to our -- we will listen to our viewers and move back to our old studio. have fun where result of. >> i don't know where i am. >> i d

hey, andy. how you doin', andy?ou we should spray. you look like u're losing weight. nah, i just gave up cking in my shirt. you here to tell everody your big news? andy got a new job booking guestson . oh, congratulations, andy. wow...this proves it. thladies like guys with jobs. whose show is it? jerry musso, g sports radio guy. i've heard jerry musso. never cared for hi nobody asked you. ani told him that i would do the show.ty for andy, you ow,throw him a bone. actual, ray, that's what i came over to tell you. i'm afraid i have to... return your bone. wh do you mean? i'm nogonna be able to book you on the show. why not? jerry sso doesn't like you. to book you on the show. doesn't like me? what station is he going be on? doesn'like me-- what did he say? what were his exact wos? i didn't hear from him. was going over my list with the executive producer and he saw your name, and he go, "oh, jerry's never gonna go for this. he doesn'tike ray barone." maybe he's confusing ray with someby else. that's what i thought. so i subtted your name, anyway, and stil it came back-

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, it was an obvious joke, but so what? what is coming up on tonight's show? >> why does president obama want you to pay more for your pizza? we report and you decide between sausage and pepperoni. and is mitt romney a straight up murderer? a fair and balanced debate. and finally does not being on facebook mean you are a psycho path? why don't we go down to my basement and talk about it? >> thanks, andy. >> all right then. >> go away. >> no you go away. >> you go away. >> somebody has to get rid of him. >> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot chocolate drinks her on cold nights. columnist and author ann coulter. it is the untold story and it is available in paperback starting this week. and if caw meed duck genius -- if comedic genius was a vuvuzela. >> he is the co author of america you sexy [bleep] and in florida a fair ride. and if brains were almonds i would eat his nuts at a bar. next to me, john gibson, the host of "the john gibson show" and he is running out of luck because his stories all suck. it is our

>> thank you, andy. go away of the let's welcome our guests her smile is known to melt audiences all over the country. fyi, smiewl smile is the maim of her flame throw better. and he is so sharp that darts play him at sports bars. he is america's future foundation chairman. and in greece he is considered a bucket. he is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if musical genius was a genie lamp i would rub him with both hands until my dream came true. next to me, andrew wk. >> i like that. that was fun. >> i always wondered what a lead man was. >> and it is spelled incorrectly. i never understood that. it is a plea from dee. twisted sister asked the vp nominee to stop playing the disco classic "we're not gonna take it anymore" at his event. ?ieder and his geriatric band may oppose them with guitarist jj french saying, quote, we understand it is a protest song, but the use of our particular version of the song caw notes our support. we are absolutely opposed to the republican ticket and a social agenda we

andy murray, he calls great britain home. no ghost for the wimbledon time four weeks ago when murray feld to federer. murray in the near court, comes up with a huge break. and into the net for federer. brits cheer as they never had at wimbledon. murray taking fum advantage. second, playing with such confidence, federer seemingly never in the match. 6-1, match point in style. third straight ace. andy murray wins gold, straight sets 6-2, 6-1, 6 hf 4. geno auriemma's women's basketball team looks like a safe bet for the gold medal. calling card is defense. angel mccoughtry steal and ends with the lovely finish. team u.s.a. only up three after one. dawn taurasi -- diana taurasi had 22. united states outscored china 30-8 in the second to win 114-66. u.s.a. advancing to the knockout round facing canada tuesday. please stay with us. check of the forecast with lowell right after this. >> just want to show you one more time here most of the channel 11 viewing area, thunderstorm watch until 9:00. see the band of thunderstorms behind th

andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> should saudi arabia's women's judo be allowed to compete while wearing a head scarf? some say no, and others say naam which is arabic for yes. and finally do pick up lips work? some say no and others say, how are you doin? >> thanks, andy. >> you bet. >> hope you had a police sent day off. do anything special? >> yes, i did i went to the -- >> sounds great. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she can steam clean a rug just by walking on it. i am here with defense attorney rebecca rose woodland. and his lips were insured for far too much money, if you want my opinion. he needs an image makeover. and cabo orca bow, -- or cabo, who cares? and if commentary were biologyhr to help me do him. sit ks next to me, dennis neil. and it would make everyone's day if he just went away. our new york times correspondent, please be good tonight. >> according to art and leisure, it has a plethora of difficult subject matters. what movie are you looking forward to in the months ahead? >> apple sau

it is a fine game. >> andy, it is in my olympics. >> really? >> i play it at the beach all the time. 47 years old. and i still can't play corn hole? i played it over july 4th. >> it is a fun game. >> i played it. it is okay. >> you are not good at it, are you? >> no. well, i scored two and then went 0 for 3 after that. >> i know what the secret is? you throw the bag vertically. you don't throw it horizontally. >> no, that's silly. the fastest badmitton smash in tournament play is 206 miles an hour. >> what? how is that possible? >> in 2009 there was a smash that was 262 miles an hour, but it wasn't in a tournament, so it doesn't count. you ask how it is possible. unlike tennis because of the feathers or whatever they are it slows down quickly, so it is 200 miles an hour at first, but by the time it reaches the other team it is slower than tay. >> so just upon impact with the racket it is going fast? >> yes. and then it slows down. >> so the average speed is still like one mile an hour? that's why nobody watches it of the. >> i believe that is k

>> thank you, andy. go away of the let's welcome our guests her smile is known to melt audiences all over the country. fyi, smiewl smile is the maim of her flame throw better. and he is so sharp that darts play him at sports bars. he is america's future foundation chairman. and in greece he is considered a bucket. he is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if musical genius was a genie lamp i would rub him with both hands until my dream came true. next to me, andrew wk. >> i like that. that was fun. >> i always wondered what a lead man was. >> and it is spelled incorrectly. i never understood that. it is a plea from dee. twisted sister asked the vp nominee to stop playing the disco classic "we're not gonna take it anymore" at his event. ?ieder and his geriatric band may oppose them with guitarist jj french saying, quote, we understand it is a protest song, but the use of our particular version of the song caw notes our support. we are absolutely opposed to the republican ticket and a social agenda we

>> question answered. >> thank you, back to you, andy. have a great rest of the show. >> thanks, jedediah. joe, a decade is not 10 hours. >>> coming up, is that young jay z on the acon song "i'm so paid"? check it out, it is scan tauly clad babes. must be the next star trek convention. >>> i am waiting for you to finish your conversation, and then i will talk. does staring at asses lead to more crashes? see what you made me delay? travelersing on gilling -- travelers ogily willied to one a day crashes. 60% of british men admitted to being distracted by dames while driving. and 12% of women say they took their eyes off the road to check out good looking dudes. 20% of billboards with models were a major distraction on the road. let's discuss in the -- >> lightning round. >> joe, whose fault is this? is it the men's fault for being distracted or the women for being attractive? >> the study is flawed. it says these accidents were caused in the uk. they were droifg on the wrong side of the road. very dangerous. >> boo. >> you can't even go int

andy grammer is still to come. our next guest is the youngest contestant ever to win "american idol" at the tender age of 17. now she stars in her first film, playing daughter to the late whitney houston in the new movie "sparkle", which is in theaters now. please say hello to jordin sparks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. how are you? >> i am good. i'm good. >> jimmy: i feel like you're getting taller, is that possible? >> you might be shrinking. >> jimmy: i probably am shrinking. do you take pride in the fact that you're youngest "american idol" winner? >> i do. i do definitely. >> jimmy: if you saw a 16-year-old on the show, would you call and vote for the other person, just to make sure that you retain that -- >> i can't believe you just asked me that. ah -- i vote for all of them. >> jimmy: you can't vote for all of them. there's no point in voting for all of them. you might as well vote for none of them. >> right. the funny thing is, actually, i didn't really care the first year, i was like,

this time andy murray would not be denied. an emotional murray finally coming out on top in front of the hometown fans. >> the atmosphere was unbelievable. i didn't feel that nervous strangely. i felt more comfortable on the court. it was amazing. >> an unforgettable win, a moment to savor forever. there was another moment to savor when murray went back up to the family box to give a hug to an 11-year-old boy who wanted to congratulate him personally. once again, here is natalie. >> a hug he'll never forget. it took a few days for the host nation to win its first gold medal. thanks to athletes like andy murray, the flood gates have opened. michelle kosinski. >> reporter: this has tested britain to remain low key about everything, what a fantastic run they have. third in medal count. when you divide that by population, they come out ahead with the u.s. and china. after a bit of a slow start, britain let loose the flood gates. a weekend gold rush, doubling its number of wins in just two days. >> six overall. fantastic, wasn't it

. >> mike, it's andy. i'm hosting tonight. have you heard of other swimmers besides ryan lochte urinating in the pool. >> as you can see all day long i have been testing this pool water. >> okay, that's really -- this is -- >> really drinking it. >> this is not good. >> well, greg, you can definitely taste the lochte. >> that is absolutely disgusting. have you been to any actual olympic events. >> that's it from london. back to you, greg. >> a troubled young man. much like yourself, michael. i know america is just a word to put in a book title to help you sell more copies. i'm guessing you think team u.s.a. did set out to humiliate the nigerians. >> that's our job as a nation, andy to humiliate lesser nations. we've been doing it since the revolution and will continue to do it. >> are you in favor of it. >> run up the score in basketball in nuclear arsenals, on big jugs, all the same. >> tom, i think it is pretty clear we didn't intentionally run up the score, but i think it gets a point i've made before. isn't it time we stop

thank you, andy. >> coming up, who likes to party? we discuss tom's new book, people who like to party volume 1. 280ad to 300ad. wow. what is a cup cake atm? if you have to ask, you will never understand and i feel bad for you. >>> there is a quest to live forever. some russian guy thinks immortality could be possible by 2045. i will be 50 by then. it plans to be inspired by "avatar" and requires transferring human brains to robot skeletons and then boring you to tears. actually it culminates with human beings able to walk around in holographicavatars. they are looking for a few billion dollars to make it happen. let's help them in the lightning roooouuuuunnnndd. lightning round. >> is this what happens when you get drunk and you have a science fiction movie marathon weekend? >> no. >> no. >> is this the ultimate ponzi scheme. >> it takes me like 50 years to figure this out, do it now. >> it could be a ponzi scheme or the truth. sooner or later we will live forever, right? >> well, i don't think this guy's vision is any good. he has t

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy. what's coming up on tonight's show some. >> curious about what is going on there. coming up on the big show, the war on women makes a triumphant return. and an inhumane creature is greeting people at the airport and it is not snooki. and what is the latest from london? we will go to our live correspondent to find out. >> thanks, andy jie. do you want to tell everyone what was going? >> a lot of people forget this is an actual show. >> you know what, they they haven't been on tv before. so they just don't get it. >> judging by your response, both of us are -- >> 25 years now. old chum. >> go away, not friend of mine. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she is often mistaken for the olympic torch. i am here with fox business network anchor lori rothman. and he is so fierce he has been spotted offshore biting sharks. he is up very early, 4:30 i hear. in spain he is considered a lazy doesen, bill schulz. and if insightful commentary was a big gulp he would be between every trucker's kn

for that we go to tv's andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> probably could have done that before we started. >> could have. papa john. i will do it again. papa john says obama care will make therapy swraw more expensive. -- expensive. the price of every thing will 2 up. you cannot prove that, sir. >> it will happen and you will take that back. >> michael, how much did big pepperoni pay you to be on the show some. >> my relationship with big pepperoni is a barter system. when i get home from this show tonight, i will find a case of pepperoni, a ballot of -- a pallet of pepperoni waiting on my doorstep. i believed in pepperoni before. >> did you really? they knew you liked it so much. >> i feel like i used to be a so you sedge guy. >> my love from pepperoni does not detract from my love from sausage. >> you are angling for pallets. >> anne, you tacked about a poll that a lot of businesses don't understand the new health care. >> the point was, of the ones that did. >> i get that. but i don't know you should understand i

joining them is andy kohut of the pew research center. welcome to you all three. andy, i want to start with you because the new consumer confidence numbers out today show a low, a new low in consumer confidence. >> consumer confidence hit a ten-month low according to the conference board survey and this has not been the first up and down over the course of the great recession. we saw consumer confidence go up in early 2009, slowly remain modest throughout '10 and really take a nosedive then come back in early 2012. the bottom line is economic attitudes and public perception of the economy is very unstable. and it is increasingly difficult with all these ups and downs with the american public to get any conviction about how things are going and where they're going. >> just very quickly you were telling me earlier today that despite that mitt romney's lead when it comes from people having confidence in his ability to turn the economy around is not much that much higher than it is for the president. is that right? >> he only leads the president by the few points on t

hi, andy. >> there i am. >> were you worried for a minute? >> i was worried i wouldn't get face time. that's what the job is about. i went over the weekend to my great uncle's 90th birthday party. he was just given the french legion of honor which is france's highest award for the world war ii service. this is what he did: goldberg was still in high school when the united states entered world war ii, but determined to join the fight he dropped out his senior year and landed on the beach of normandy on d-day. he was engaged throughout the theater of operations and participating in the arden, central europe before returning home to brooklyn on christmas deneene 45. we make snarky jokes and show cat videos, so that is about even. >> it is about even. >> who is he? who is he? it is ridiculous. where is my legion of honor? >> was that not rhetorical? >> apparently it was. it was accidentally raw for rail. rhetorical. saudi judo athletes will wear a head scarf. they don't call it judo, they call it xinusp gi da. paul, did you come here from a brawn

for that we go to andy levy. andy? you look like something is bothering you. >> something is bothering me, all right. this is a cover story on the cult of dr. who? he routinely receives tips from a fat and diverse number of tv shows. clark colis mentions "criminal minds,"" grey's anatomy" and it seems like somebody got liftoff the list. i i have made tartis references, but yet i am not important enough for mr. clark collins to reference? "grey's anatomy,"" craig ferguson? that show comes on in the middle of the night. >> do i have to wear a fez to get noticed? >> i don't know, but i would like to see that. >> i would like to write a strongly worded letter to the editor. >> do you think we can tbet to the half time? >> why bother? >> i can't believe you read "entertainment weekly." >> here is the thing, this issue doesn't come out until later today on friday, but i am on a list where i get them early if i steel them off the desks of people in the newsroom. >> you mean my desk? >> no, i stole this from the newsroom. it i

go to tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by pickles. they are other vegetables that acquire a sharp taste preserved in vinegar or brine. thanks, pickles. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> it is friday. >> that it is, my friend. that it is. olympics, mike, i'm with you. i am not really losing sleep over the women's team losing these shirts, but would have been better if they didn't do it. >> exactly. i could careless in one way, but i just want somebody to show some common sense. that's all. >> and clearly that's not ever going to be nike. >> you know what, diligence and nikes are corporate partners. >> do you do a similar thing with diligence? >> we do. every time we finish a particular -- finish a difficult operation we throw on specially made t-shirts to celebrate the victory in the operation. usually it is not a catchy slogan. >> and it is not a shirt. it is a corpse. >> it is another day closer to being replaced by a drone? >> moving on. >> i guess not. >> touchy subjec

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is comingn tonight's show? >> thanks, deborah. sky hero, terrapin hero or victim of animal abuse? this is how you lead off a show. and why is joy biden headed to tampa? there is a chance he thinks he is going to the democratic convention. and did roger clemens get naked at a las vegas hotel? we will straighten it out in the lightning round. >> i want to point out that biden joke i did on "the five." >> really? what is "the five"? >> that is a show in the afternoon. >> the 5 what? >> it is called "the five" with five people. >> i don't think so. >> maybe you don't think at all because you stole my joke. >> i don't think there is any such show. is that the show you do when you room with the puppets ? >> you don't have to bring that up. you are my puppet. go away, puppet. go. let's welcome our guest. she is hotter than a red iron steak barbecued on the sun. i am here with the news columnist and one of my co-hosts "the five" a show which andy was never on. and if commentary was tai chi i would do him in the park every saturday. in ice

andy murray didn't just avenge his crushing wimbledon loss. he finally had his moment. >> i mean, for me it's the biggest win of my life. that's for sure. >> reporter: an emotional olympic high for the entire country. >> oh, my god. history in the making. >> reporter: huge crowds had blanketed the lawn of the olympics park to watch the match on tv. awash in union jacks and national pride. >> everyone's just really excited. i've lost my voice. i've been screaming so much. >> reporter: the thrilling victory followed the most successful day in british olympic history since 1908. team gb started saturday with eight golds. then rowers won gold nine. a pair of women rowers shocked with number 10. cyclists broke a world record for 11. >> there's no doubt about it! britain is great! >> reporter: number 12 went to the poster girls for the british olympics, jessica ennis, in heptathlon. >> and the coronation is complete. >> i cannot tell you how amazing it feels to have gotten through the whole heptathlon and come out on top. >> reporter: 13 the unexpec

i will start by saying andy is right. this reporter who is a reporter at a local san francisco tv station who just happened to be at a strip club is wrong. she was clearly being sarcastic. she has said in the past that she is extremely liberal, and in the same interview she said we should not be paying attention to pornography, but people are dying of genocide. >> she is not wrong. >> they don't die of genocide. they die in genocide. >> by the way, how amazing a porn could jenna jamison star? jenna-cide. wow. >> you didn't know if there was a big block of voters that were porn consumers. were you serious? >> porn celebrity/porn fan. maybe it is an untapped electorat which i was corrected by andy who said -- well you heard him. >> he made a dirty joke and then corrected you. tom you said people are grasping on to this because there are so few romney supporters that are celebrities. you didn't mention charlie daniels, a big celebrity and republican. conrad bain. >> fiddle player. >> great fiddle player. >> he was from the m

she asked andy about his surprising first job in television. >> andy cohen paying bills in his office. what don't you do at this desk? >> i don't clean it. >> cheers, i had to get in the mood. thank you for doing this. this is the perfect thing to do. drink first thing in the morning with annie cohen. all good. except before we get to this fabulous, fun part of your life. a lot of people may be surprised to know that you were a true newsman. >> yeah, i was at cbs news for ten years. it was great. i learned so much. and i think it formed everything i'm doing now, weirdly, in edit rooms and telling stories. >> you started as an intern, and you didn't so much like the fact that you got assigned to the consumer unit. >> didn't. i was at the consumer unit of the morning show, which i felt was like a double loser indemity. and so -- but i quickly realized, this is really exciting. in the doors at cbs news and doing interesting work, and it was exciting. >> yeah. >> and with regard to your love of pop culture, did that start with your love of "all my children," which i used to watch too, and

thanks, bicycle. >>> let's go to tv's andy levy. how are you? >> i'm all right. >> welcome back. >> how was your vacation? >> funny you should ask. i went to northern california and saw my family for a little while. >> what? >> i said uh-huh. and then i went down south to san diego for a few days. i got some sun and did a little surfing. that was enjoyable. and i guess that was it. met a lot of our fans. >> sounds great. >> sounds exciting. had some interesting things to say about you. >> i'm sure they did. >> they did. >> i'm sure they are all true. rep goes swimming in sea of galilee. you said this is awesome. >> andy, you listen to every word. i say it is awesome. >> i am with you. greg, the idea you are not supposed to swim after a meal is a myth. it is a medical myth. >> how can you say that without anything to back it up? >> i have a lot to back it up. i just chose not to write down my sources. >> the idea that you cannot go swimming after eating is a myth. that's a myth 6789. >> not true. >> prove it mr. i'm supposed to prove everything i

there is exciting news for cat lovers like you, andy. plus, should mommy dearest have to prove she is fit to parent her five-year-old after dressing her up like dolly parton fake tatas and all? who should we be more concerned about, the crazy mommies or the pageant tree? and is the race officially over? we have the topless paul ryan shot that will sway any right minded woman including bill schulz. the most powerful political story of the year don't you think? >> i would say this or any year, remi. let's welcome our guests. i am here with meet the boss reporter anna gilligan. and it is actor and singer who is in "geek kill and hyde." -- "jekyl and hyde" and next to me is a first time guest. welcome pat healy. it opens in selected theaters this weekend. we will talk about that later. gitmo is more like kitmo. thank you, thank you very much. guantanamo bay says one detainee was reportedly rewarded with a cat. a bin laden translator sent a letter to his defense attorney saying, quote, dear mr. warner, he has a cat. he is a high value eddie t

sign your is, until the big one kills us all" -- [laughter] "andy." andy is with us, too. andy lives in the haight. right there. thank you for your love letter to the city. now, i believe we are ready to take a trip down memory lane and check out some of those san francisco landmark that you have made famous, mr. bennett, with your incredible voice and visit some of your longtime friends who also want to pay tribute to you today. >> dear tony, we are here to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the recording of your song and our son, -- song, "i left my heart in san francisco." what better place to be then the fairmont hotel in san francisco where you first sang your song, our song, in the venetian room? i'm going to meet you in places where you have helped us celebrate the city by the bay, so follow me down memory lane. >> ♪ going home to my city by the bay ♪ >> toni, you have been an integral part of my life, and i get emotional because it was a wonderfully happy time. so i want to thank you. >> hello. you are at the home of the little cable cars that climb halfway to t