. >> bill: in a moment we'll shift gears and allow adam carolla to run wild on carolla to run wild on political correctness.so free s redesigned site has this new score planner tool with these cool sliders. what's this one do? i dunno. the name's bear, fancy bear. score planner is free to everyone. free score applies with enrollment in freecreditscore.com fancy bear slider still in beta. >> bill: back of the book segment tonight. rolling with carolla. we begin with a new dick dumb from washington state. no longer can state employees use the word penmanship it is now handwriting. why? because the word man in penmanship apparently offensive. here now the former host of the man show. adam carolla is it would be the handwriting show. >> the people show or the ma-am anything but the man show. >> bill: americans, it's all our fault, carolla. it's the folk's fault because we accept. this that penmanship can no longer be said. now, i'm going to go out and say penmanship as much as i can and i want everybody else to do it too in washington state. even if it's not in. just go out every morning

rolling with carolla. get to our pal adam carolla from los angeles. all right, carolla, you are cruising -- i'm sure you are cruising as well. you are causing gay marriage again. here is what you said about gay marriage own your pod cast two weeks ago. here is what will happen. it will be legal, hopefully, and you think we will be done with it and then we will want to get married at the crystal cathedral and the guy at the crystal cathedral will say no, we don't agree with it and according to our faith a man doesn't lie down with mother man and then there is going to be a march and a thing and then it's going to the supreme court again. that much i know. ill about bill carolla based on our report earlier about george washington university you are a prophet. >> thank you. >> bill: not going to stop with the legitimacy if it comes of gay marriage. >> well, look. people want to argue and that's society that we have created. i will ask you this. 10 years ago if i were to ask you we are going to elect our first black president, do you think you would have

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even you will be amazed at this, carolla. if you are on a train you are no longer a brakeman, you are a brake operator. if you run the company, you are not the chairman, you hold the position of chair. the position of chair. dairyman, no, no, no, no. dairy farmer. not dairy men. fisherman, huh-uh, just fisher. just fisher. i thought kerry fisher is she getting carp? no. you can't be a fisherman, flagman, flagger. foreman, jury person. freshman in college, first year student. >> okay. bill, by the way. >> bill: go ahead. >> i tried the position of chair last night with my wife and i threw out my lower back. >> bill: okay. and that. >> i don't recommend it. >> bill: connotation there that you may be sued over. what we're having here is a contraction of the language. you know, it used to be the masculine pronoun was used, all right. for everyone. you cannot do that anymore. you cannot even have proper grammer anymore as far as what was handed down to us from the british. no more. and this gender stuff i think is totally out of c

adam carolla, everybody. factor tip of the day how we can all help some of those grieve -- >> factor tip of the day, helping injured people in boston. but first, there's been a dramatic rise in american patriotism. it's a good thing. we have great gifts for mothers and father's day. i love my country mugs for your mother. that's great one. and a variety of other things that celebrate america. check them all out and make mom and dad happy. now the e-mail. >> my opening line on friday's live program is hell has a new resident tonight. we define what the boston terrorists did precisely and accurately. you need to wise up, cj. from porterville, california. >> apparently the family received welfare payments from the u.s. government and the state of massachusetts. and a relative gave the boys money, as well. but i'm with you, rosemary. i think the support system needs to be fully vetted. >> you know, i appreciate that, michael. we have tons of letters saying the same thing you say. we thank you all for watching on

. >> bill: in a moment we'll shift gears and allow adam carolla to run wild on carolla to run wild on political correctness. ...so you say men are superior drivers? yeah? then how'd i get this... [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. silence. are you in good hands? silence. a brand new start. your chance to rise and shine. with centurylink as your trusted technology partner, you can do just that. with our visionary cloud infrastructure, global broadband network and custom communications solutions, your business is more reliable - secure - agile. and with responsive, dedicated support, we help you shine every day of the week. >> bill: back of the book segment tonight. rolling with carolla. we begin with a new dick dumb from washington state. no longer can state employees use the word penmanship it is now handwriting. why? because the word man in penmanship apparently offensive. here now the former host of the man show. adam carolla is it would be the handwriting show. >> the people show or the ma-am anything but t

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[laughter] and i would stress that there's a real distinction between carolla sum and party that i do not think it's fully appreciated. if i was giving a lecture to political science as opposed to business i would say, study cameral is some more, because it is real. the average center -- a senator has a legislative staff of about 30. their home district offices, which vary in proportion to the size of the state. the senator from california and the senator from wyoming are equal senators. pretty different. you can imagine one may have a little bit more mail than the other. legislative staffs are a little bit more comparable. the average office is about 30 staff in the washington office, roughly. you have maybe about 10 legislative correspondents where usually people are straight out of college. the draft male and handle constituent requests. they help support legislative and they are broken down by committee assignments. the average senator can sit on anywhere between four to six committees. -- some of them become committee specialists. have everyor has to issue covered. or sevense six