why olive oil? what makes that oil so good for you when we talk about so much cholesterol that is bad for you and clogs your system? >> the oils is a thickening agent and blocks the calcification and it is the main cause of a heart attack. >> is this clinically proven? >> there are two that are known to lower mortality. there are two foods that can cause you to livelonger. they are olive oil and chocolate of all things. i find it amazing. wow. >> another thing that is incredible about this research, gogi berries in bell peppers, this came up, they have the same compound in chocolate that is like olive oil. it is a slickening agent for your cardiovascular system. we don't get the calcification and build up of plaque that is the real culprit behind heart disease and stroke. >> quickly, give me the list. olive oil, chocolate, g oji berries. >> bell peppers, green leafy vegetables. >> like kale and spinach. >> spinach is excellent. that's what we are doing with the nutri-bullet is getting people to do k

and it just connected to me, like, olive oil, why olive oil? what makes that oil so good for you when we talk about so much cholesterol is bad for you and it clogs your system? >> what's been theorized, the oil is a slickening agent and blocks the calcification from occurring in the coronary artery that is really the main cause of a heart attack. >> is this all clinically proven? >> it is all clinically proven. there are two foods that are known to lower mortality. there are two foods that can cause you to live longer and they are olive oil and chocolate, of all things. which i find amazing. like, wow. another thing that's really incredible about this research is that there are certain foods, like goji berries and bell peppers. this is something that came up in the chocolate research i was doing, they have the same compound that's in chocolate, that's like olive oil, it's a slickening agent for your cardiovascular system, so nothing gets stuck. so we don't get that calcification and that buildup of plaque that is the real culprit behind heart d

salt cod, egg, black olives, oranges, tomatoes, dressed in olive oil. remember, this is holy week. maria jose is preparing recipes that go back through the family so far that nobody knows exactly where they even came from. migas, another iconic dish. formally referred to as the shepherd's lunch. born as a way to use old, hard bread and combine all the week's leftovers. i'm told every household in spain has a variation. what changes is what you put on it. today it's sardines, cod, chorizo, melons and peppers. so how often do you eat this well? >> every lunch is like this. every day i'm here. but lunch is big. big lunch, siesta. but you can't -- you know, i used to try to resist siesta. you can't do it here. society will not accept you not taking siesta here. but that's the flow of life here. >> that begs the question, while i'm busy hating you for your life, how often are you getting a drunk a day? >> twice. one and a half. [ speaking in foreign language ] >> that is so spanish. everybody has a very distinct opinion and it's completely different. like this is a fact. >> whatever. >>

of olives and turn it over and no olives come out, you know? they are packed in there so darn tight, pluck one out and then they want to come out. they are just flying out of the jar. so, you know, hopefully that's the case for us defensively. [ laughter ] >> i will never forget a mazett mazetta again. he is thinking -- >> explain it. >> remember the anticipation commercial? he is thinking of ketchup. >> pretty clear about olives. >> that doesn't happen with olives. i made a million martinis. >> he was thinking either of the heinz ketchup or peanut butter. >> i think he was talking about olives. >> maybe he was craving a martini. >> i think that's exactly it. [ laughter ] >> olives on the brain. >> we'll be talking with jim harbaugh on thursday and we'll get clarification on what he is thinking about, olives, peanut butter or heinz ketchup. >> or coit tower. >> pearls of wisdom. >> a's game can wrap it up tomorrow. >> are you predicting that? >> yes, i am. otherwise game 5 in oakland thursday. captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolor

salt cod, egg, black olives, oranges, tomatoes, dressed in olive oil. remember, this is holy week. maria jose is preparing recipes that go back through the family so far that nobody knows exactly where they even came from. migas, another iconic dish. formally referred to as the shepherd's lunch. born as a way to use old, hard bread and combine all the week's leftovers. i'm told every household in spain has a variation. what changes is what you put on it. today it's sardines, cod, chorizo, melons and peppers. that's a lot of good stuff in one bowl. so how often do you eat this well? >> every lunch is like this. every day i'm here. but lunch is big. big lunch, siesta. but you can't -- you know, i used to try to resist siesta. you can't do it here. society will not accept you not taking siesta here. but that's the flow of life here. >> that begs the question, while i'm busy hating you for your life, how often are you getting a drunk a day? >> twice. one and a half. [ speaking in foreign language ] >> that is so spanish. everybody has a very distinct opinion and it's completely differe

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villa moraci, a certified hotel, restaurant and working farm that in this case produces olive oil. >> how many acres of property do you have? >> about 40 acres. it's one of the oldest organic farm in the mountains. >> this is guido, the proprietor. wow. so that's where potatoes come from. how freakin' hard can it be to make an awesome show in sicily? eat the nice food, drink the wine. in an idyllic village in the countryside, outside catania. how low impact can it get? so the plan was we go fishing. we get some fresh octopus, maybe some cuttlefish and explore the bounties of surrounding waters, all while working on our tans. with a local chef, fishermen, man of the sea. he's experienced. he knows where to get it good. >> you like the ocean? >> i love it. >> how do you see it in italian? >> ricci. >> one of my favorite things to eat. >> this is ture, my host. what else is out there? is there octopus? >> octopus and also cuttlefish. and i want to try and find some abalone and the bucce and small clams. i think they will be really full. >> i'm thinking really? are these prime fishing wat

fantastic. >> some nice olive oil also from the farm. more wine. i might just make it. this is called agridolce. it's bitter. if you talk about italy, it is the most interesting part of italian cuisine. life is too good. i need a little bitterness to remind myself of the internal tragedy of our existence. >> the sweet and sour of the life. >> one final attempt before i go to extract something meaningful on what it means to be sicilian. >> what's wrong with these people in the north? >> people from the south are coming from these greek culture where the philosopher while in the north came through and -- >> that's the meanest thing anyone can say. oh. >> and the last century, the three best writers in italy are from sicily. >> because they consider us a weight like problems. yet in summers they all come here. it's a good thing for us, you know? >> in the end, it all comes back to the godfather. we go up this beautiful mountain, this incredible town. it goes back to the 12th century. there are few places on earth more beautiful. but we are sitting in one of the -- it was l

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villa moraci, a certified hotel, restaurant and working farm that in this case produces olive oil. >> how many acres of property do you have? >> about 40 acres. it's one of the oldest organic farm in the mountains. >> this is guido, the proprietor. wow. so that's where potatoes come from. how freakin' hard can it be to make an awesome show in sicily? eat the nice food, drink the wine. in an idyllic villa in the countryside, outside catania. how low impact can it get? so the plan was we go fishing. we get some fresh octopus, maybe some cuttlefish and explore the bounties of surrounding waters, all while working on our tans. with a local chef, fishermen, man of the sea. he's experienced. he knows where to get it good. >> you like the ocean? >> i love it. >> how do you see it in italian? >> ricci. >> one of my favorite things to eat. >> this is ture, my host. what else is out there? is there octopus? >> octopus and also cuttlefish. and i want to try and find some abalone and the bucce and small clams. i think they will be really full. >> i'm thinking really? are these prime fishing water

i like to find the old variety of olive, and one of this is white. >> so that's the original? >> yes, the original. you don't find it any place else. >> apparently there were these white olives harvested from some secret tree only ture knows about. maybe it's next to his secret fishing hole. there was great sicilian wine apparently, and apparently i drank quite a lot of it. there was bread and olive oil, abalone served raw in the shell, baby sardine, also served raw with a splash of citrus and salt. >> and this is the baby sardine, totally raw without no match ingredients to taste better the fish. salud. >> thank you. >> if you ask a sicilian, right, say where you come from? the correct answer should be i'm italian. >> right. >> no. we say i'm sicilian. >> why? is sicily italy? >> yes. >> should it be? >> i don't know, but we used to have influence from britains, normans, arab, spanish, so basically we are a mix. we are blender. >> oh, look, my octopus. i remember personally catching that one. it was a mighty struggle, too. no, actually i don't. >> octopus. >> yeah, the octopu

i like to find an old variety of olive. and one of thesis white. >> so that's the original. >> yes, original. >> apparently there were these white olives, harvested from some secret tree only turin knows about. maybe it's next to his secret fishing hole. there was great sicilian wine, apparently. and apparently i drank quite a lot of it. there was bread and olive oil. abalone served raw in the shell. baby sardine called neonata also served raw with a splash of citrus and salt. >> baby sardina. without much ingredients. to taste better the turn. salute. >> thank you. >> if you ask a sicilian, where do you come from? the correct answer should be i'm italian. no, we say i'm sicilian. >> is sicily italy? >> yes. >> should it be? >> i don't know. but we have britains, normans, arab, spanish. so basically we are a mix. we are a blender. >> oh, look. my octopus. i remember personally catching that one. it was a mighty struggle, too. no, actually, i don't. >> the octopus. >> beautiful little shrimp. very tender, the octopus. very n

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it's better for you than olive oil. it gets to a higher flashpoint and has no flavor. >> so you're tasting whatever you're cooking. >> you're tasting the fish. we're not doing this all day. a lot of people break the sere and that caramel golden brown look gets ruined. >> let it sit. >> let it sit and let it do it's thing. you can see the edges of the fish starting to brown up a little bit. we have let me juice, salt, pepper, and a little oil. corn fritters if you want corn fritters. food is supposed to be fun and it's supposed to be functional. >> look at that. >> and it takes seconds. by the time we have done this -- >> any other fish you like? >> well, i love doing it with salmon also i. has a lot of fat in it. good fat and i like to eat food like that. my daughters love this. they do the prep the day before. i get them to dice things up and get them in the kitchen and involved. this can be done the day before in a plastic container in the refrigerator. >> and i bet it's even better the next day. >> it's better becaus

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john oliver, everybody. [cheers and applause] we'll be right back. [che[che  [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. i don't know if you saw this. very exciting development in my home state. >> ladies and gentlemen, it's officially passed midnight. marriage is equal in new jersey. [cheers and applause] >> jon: let's get ready to couple! [cheers and applause] at long last, people from new jersey can legally marry each other. i think that's what it means. it's wedding day for hundreds of same sex couples in new jersey. gay marriage now flel that state. >> jon: that makes a lot more sense. i thought it was just that people from new jersey are allowed to marry other people from new jersey. you know, i now pronounce you bada bing and bada boom. you may now bada bing the bada boom. [ laughter ] apparently what happened was last month a lower court judge ruled that new jersey had to allow gay marriages and the state supreme court ruled 7-0 that they had so start today. why today? greg and michael aren't getting any younger. it was an exciting night an