it's that hasselhoff is older and it's 2013. a lot of people don't believe in formality and marriage. take his credit card and buy the best ring at the mall. that's it. [ applause ] and come back home and give it back to him. that's your ring and you walk down the aisle and have a good day. hailey, don't be a fool girl. marry the man, get the ring. [ applause ] >>> you know, we all know that winning an oscar is a huge accomplishment. but it doesn't phase this jennifer lawrence which i love. to me, by it not fazin her and by her losing her oscar, she obviously does not judge her own worth by what people say in terms of awards. she just revealed that she has no idea where her oscar is. look, she just won the oscar. she has no idea where it is. she's hoping it's at her parents' house in kentucky. if it's not, she says well, it's gone. kind of like that, though. you know what i mean? you ever walk into someone's house with a lot of awards and they're sitting there in the foyer at the front door under a light? you walked in our house

. >>> he can act, he can sing, but david hasselhoff is trying something new. rapping. ♪ in west philadelphia born and raised i spent most of my days chilling out and relaxing sno i♪ ♪ i tried some schooling >> that's hilarious. clearly channeling his inner will smith. that was the fresh prince of bell air theme song. he's not performing it. he doesn't know it's happening. >> it's amazing how great it sounds. >> it's amazing. pretty cool. >>> next up, a house that's been slashed by $22 million. >> that means we can afford it now. a discount. there are features in this very one -- that is very specific to one buyer here. like, for example, an airport with a jet. a luxury jet parked in its own terminal. >> i don't think we can afford the gas for the jet much less the house or anything. there is more. for the low price of $48 million, it comes with a zoo, a game room, a 37-horse stable, and a car museum. >> i've always wanted a home with a car museum. >> i wanted the zoo. this one has it all. >> 48 million? that's it? >> and you need a gigantic staff. xameri

world famous actor hasselhoff once attended that school just outside of new york. 33% but that's david hasef. cal comes back to win. they're 13-0 all games at home. >>> harlem globe trotter, thunder wall set a new record when he sinking the longest ball. we don't know how many shots it took for him to get it done. i've seen longer shots made on you tube. but guiness world book of records was not there. they were there when he shot that. >> i wish i knew how many shots it took them. >> all you get is a plaque for doing something like that. >> golden globe trotters will do anything. >> thank you. >> our morning news begins at 7:00. >> you can follow us any time on twitter, >> today on "tmz" -- >> alec baldwin has made some progress. he has taken [beep] out of his vocabulary. [beep]. >> he claims he didn't say the f word. >> he says he said fathead. >> who says fathead is an insult? now it's synonymous with the stupid stickers on the wall. >> khloe kardashian in london right now. she squeezed her butt into the tightest pants. >> i can see it from here. >> that ass is a nice ass. >> i woul

world famous actor hasselhoff once attended that school just outside of new york. 33% but that's david hasef. cal comes back to win. they're 13-0 all games at home. >>> harlem globe trotter, thunder wall set a new record when he sinking the longest ball. we don't know how many shots it took for him to get it done. i've seen longer shots made on you tube. but guiness world book of records was not there. they were there when he shot that. >> i wish i knew how many shots it took them. >> all you get is a plaque for doing something like that. >> golden globe trotters will do anything. >> thank you. >> our morning news begins at 7:00. >> you can follow us any time on twitter, facebook, ktvu.com and the ktvu app. if you missed any part of our newscast you can watch the rebroadcast on channel 36. "what's the key to being a great dad?" that's a tough one. giving them the freedom to be whatever they want to be... right, exactly, and -- ...whether that's a painter, a-a poet, a pilot, a president... and for us, what we're gonna -- ...of a company or of a country. patience. well, be their buddy. t

. >> and look, willie geist doing some extra chest hair to look like david hasselhoff. >> al roker. i didn't recognize him. savannah guthrie. laverne and shirley. kathie lee and hoda, the flintstones. they did a really good job. >> matt looked a little too good in that one piece. >> the lesson that we see is probably not a good thing. he was a good sport and the makeup artist did a good job. >> that's a lot of fun. you'll never see me in a bathe l suit on tv. i'm making that announcement right now. >> matt really went there. that was food. >> before we leave you tonight, we want to say happy halloween and take you back out live. a great night for trick-or-treating. one of the busiest and most popular hospitals in san jose. this is the temple of doom house. indiana jones. that's what we've been talking answer. it looks like great weather. >> it's clear out there. temperatures in the 60s. going to drop into the 50s through the next two hours. you might need a little bit of a light jacket. in the trick-or-treat forecast, nothing to worry about. there's all those sweet details if we hav

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. >> willie geist decided he would do did hasselhoff anthey needed a pam anderson. >> did you volunte for thi or -- >> yeah. >> wow. oh, w. >> it's freaking my kids out. they sayo me after halloween, dad, y're making it tough at school. you really are. >> how do you keep everying in place in a suit like that? >> that isalled the "turday night li" people and our rdrobe people call i a concealer. ithighghts what women wear under their eyes for wrinkles. it was aevice invented durg the spanishinquisition. this doesn't look like much, but this is like anx injected with plutonm. this thing is a little torre chamber. >> i assume you can have no more children after wearing this. >> no, no, there are no more children. i had to wear this for an hour and a ha. it basically puts them where you can't see them. >> right. right. >> and then you keep your fingers crossed wn you take it off they come back. >> right. >> we kept looking, too. we kept looking. you couldn'teep your es off hi >> yououldn't tell. well,peaking of man/woman nfusion -- >> are you going to tell that story, ho? >> no. okay so,