. >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> steve: no one cares. >> jimmy: she doesn't live by the rules. >> steve: she's like a firework. >> jimmy: so we thought it would be fun to have one of our writers, arthur, tweet out the exact same thing as katy perry once every day this week, and then see who gets more retweets him or writer arthur or katy perry. let's bring him out and see how he did. arthur? ♪ >> jimmy: how are you, man? i like you hair. very, very nice. arthur, welcome back on our show. we did this once with justin bieber. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: and that went really well. >> it did, yeah. i started off with, like, two retweets on the first day and then by the end of the week i had like a lot more. >> jimmy: yeah, you did, yeah. and that dwindled since? >> it has. i lost about 2,000 followers in the last couple months. i think because i'm not really tweeting about justin bieber at all. >> jimmy: yeah, at all. nothing. you should just tweet him a couple times. >> yeah, i know, right. >> jimmy: we're doing this now with katy perry and what tweet did you go with? >> okay, well i was l

>> steve: really? >> jimmy: so i thought it would be nice tonight -- it would be fun to take a look at where some of those characters are today. [ laughter ] first up, we have jarjar binks, he's now a customer service rep for time warner cable. [ laughter ] [ imitating binks ] >> steve: meesa call you. [ imitating binks ] >> jimmy: meesa, meesa -- yeah. [ imitating binks ] >> steve: next week, three thursdays from now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next up we have c3po. he hit rock bottom and mailed himself to cash for gold. [ laughter ] sad. >> steve: sad, sad. >> jimmy: sad to see that. moving on, we have legendary jedi master, yoda. zumba teacher he is. [ laughter ] that's very interesting. very popular. here we have the commander of the rebel fleet, admiral ackbar. he was accidentally served as an appetizer at red lobster. [ laughter ] this is tragic, tragic. some of these stories. >> steve: tragic, they don't end well. >> jimmy: i should have warned everyone. >> steve: they're sad. >> jimmy: should have

>> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: but i gotta say, even for a soap opera, they really milked people's reaction to big news. check out this courtroom scene. >> i did awful things but does not make me an unfit mother. >> what about the fact that you're a murderer? [ dramatic music plays ] [ laughter ] >> i think we get the point. >> jimmy: yeah i think we do, too. [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. ♪ >> jimmy: take a drink! >> steve: take a drink! ♪ >> jimmy: higgins! ♪ >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: come on, pick it up there! come on! [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: he's gonna go through the whole thing man. >> come on sax hog. ♪ >> jimmy: i caught it. it's safe. i got to put it away. [ laughter ] >> close it up. that's an order. >> jimmy: hot saxophone. hot saxophone. weren't you in that movie in the '80s? >> steve: i was. i was hot sax, one and two. >> jimmy: oh, good. [ light laughter ] >> talk about your soaps more or no? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: soap. soap. soap. soap. soap. soap. soap. soap. soap.

>> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and we're playing a game of catch phrase with lucy, zachary and giada. it's going to be a great show tonight. you're here on a good night. a great night. thank you for being here, everybody. hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of being a zombie. [ laughter ] any "walking dead" fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] great show. yep, zombies are bigger than ever right now. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of being a zombie. here we go. pro, they communicate by moaning and groaning. con, so do most people after eating at waffle house. [ laughter ] >> steve: that is true. >> jimmy: smothered and covered and ooh. pro, they can instantly turn someone into a zombie by biting them. con, or by downloading candy crush to their iphone. that's very true.

. >> steve: oh, mary. >> jimmy: terrible. i just have this terrible life. >> steve: oh, my gosh. no, no, mary, no. >> jimmy: okay, well what is this? gluten is not real? [ laughter ] next one from @mandyspells. she says, "i would be able to switch between being a guy and a girl so i could have free drinks when i want, but pee in a urinal, too." [ laughter and applause ] good idea, mandy. >> steve: way to win. >> jimmy: it's a win/win, man. it's a win/win. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: a win/win. >> steve: she's european. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] this one's from @cesconavarro. he says, "i would have the power to shrink my hand so i could eat the last few pringles." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: this one's from @davidcoggeshall, he says, "i would have the ability to give sudden boners to tv weathermen." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what really? >> jimmy: out of all the powers, that's he wants. >> steve: i have that power. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one from @loveisabella8. she says, "i would have the power to stop letting anyone over the

>> steve: yeah. speaking with helium voice ] [ laughternd applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, george washington, for being the father of america and the father of the rat tail. [ laughter and applause ] tron in the front, party in the back. you understand? ♪ thank you, fruit leather, r soundi like what an apple would ar fit got into s anm. there you go everybody. there you have it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: that's my thank you notes. we'll be back wi more "late night." remember, on "late night," when you're here you're famil [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer it's back! applebee's spirited cuisine. crted with a touch of tequila, wine, and whiskey, by our hhly skilled show-os -- i mean chefs. aryou really going to this evy time? new marsa mushroom sirloin and chicken & shrimp tequila tao. starting at $9.99. two new reasons to see you tomorrow. ♪ let'♪ tonig. 99. ♪ let's go out... ♪verything will be alght. ♪ let's go out... ♪ tonight. ♪ let go out... ♪ i want toance 'til th

i'm steve wynn. i run this place. >> you see i get enough towels. >> the golden nugget became wynn's golden egg. las vegas was just a bunch of casinos in the 1980s when steve wynn built the mirage, the first luxury resort on the strip. outside, a volcano exploded every 15 minutes. inside, he hired siegfried and roy to perform. next door, he built another hotel and brought cirque du soleil to las vegas for the first time. the strip wasn't just about gambling anymore, and steve wynn was hailed as a visionary. >> i've been given too much credit for that, really. if you look at las vegas in the 1980s, there hadn't been anything built since 1973 new. and so the city was in a time warp. and, as has so often been the case, in the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. >> so you had an idea, and you were king. >> yeah, all of a sudden, i looked like i was a rocket scientist. >> not a rocket scientist but a showman. >> captain of the britannia! ready, aim, fire! [explosions booming] >> when he implode

but i asked steve how the kids he promised reacted to his reaching the top? steve couldn't answer. but his wife said the kids now see steve as a champion. >> these kids can put a face to their own optimism, to their own hope, and their own self expectation. that's what he did in climbing the mountain. ♪ >> reporter: wompler's ascent has won 46 awards at film festivals. steve says his feat shows no matter your circumstances, you can do much more than you ever imagined. in danville, john sasaki, ktvu channel 2news. >> steve, are you incredible! that was an amazing story. love that one. >>> ktvu's annual one warm coat is now in full swing. let's check in with ktvu's alex savidge, standing by on bay street in emeryville. alex? >> reporter: hi, julie. i want to show this first of all. this is a donated coat we received a short time ago, direct from the dry cleaners. we want to thank this person for their generosity. we're here at bay street in emeryville. behind me we have the girl scouts from oakland and fremont, working hard. actually, what they have just started is take these big b

: marijuana. >> jimmy: mary jane. >> steve: m.j.? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and if you want to know what d.c. would look like with legalized weed, take a look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's some good news. a new study found that more americans recently started making healthier food choices. then it was halloween, then it was thanksgiving, then it was christmas, and then americans were back to square one. that's the way it happens. but we tried. we tried. the same study also found that fruit has become the second most popular food in the u.s. the first most popular food in the u.s.? not fruit. anything. of course -- anything but fruit. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll take it. >> steve: it's not fruit. >> jimmy: not fruit. yeah. can i eat that? no, that's a shirt. all right. of course, another big story this week has been the nsa spying scandal. now, a lot of americans are starting to think more about their own personal security. so we hit the streets to ask people their thoughts on the nsa. but -- this is true

i'm sorry. >> steve: hey, i got to get a new one, eh. >> jimmy: so, sorry. >> steve: i got to get a new one it's cracked, eh. >> jimmy: oh boy, he's great. let's see what's happening in washington. i heard that joe biden has been noticeably absent from several white house events in the last few weeks. people haven't seen him in a while. which can only mean one thing, somebody forgot they started a game of hide and seek with joe biden. [ laughter ] two weeks is gotta be a record. stop hiding. i guess things are still kind of tense between the us and germany after the nsa's massive spying scandal. in fact, german chancellor angela merkel said it will take some time before her country can trust the u.s. again. then she spent five minutes watching the history channel and said, "you know what, hey, it's all good." we're good, we're cool, don't worry about it. sorry. sorry, eh? you guys, thanksgiving is next week. [ cheers and applause ] next week. i love thanksgiving. i love thanksgiving. will get this, butter ball, the country's largest turkey producer -- that's how lsu described butter bal

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steve coogan. let's do thi my man. ay. >> "black swan," though. th was great. >> jimmy: that was great. >> okay, well, okay. >> jimmy: i lovehis. i love the confidence. >> okay. >> jmy: yes! ready? >> jimmy: yeah! >> it is a film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first word. fight. club. cheers and applause ] ♪ th's one of my favorite films. it's a charades showdown now. okay. me andou have go at the sa time. we have get our partners to guess. whver wins this wins t whole thing. >> we ha to go at the same time? >> jimmy: ah, we'll go at the same time. >> on the me clue or different clues? >> jimmy: same clue. yeah, we can dthis. it is all about speed. and whoever wins, wins a t-shir i don't ow. [ laughter ] what number? [ audienceells numbers ] ready? >> this is like speed dating. [ laughter ] >> it was st great being here. [ laughter ] >> jmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> just say when. jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> play. >> okay. three word third word. kick. kick. >> jimmy: don'do what i'm doi

>> steve: what lamp? ♪ >> jimmy: dude, the lamp right there. >> steve: are you drunk? >> jimmy: what? i'm not drunk. >> steve: because if you are drunk, seriously, don't worry about it. i can get you out of here. i can sneak you to the back door. >> higgins. >> steve: what? >> i found you. i need you to do a voiceover for this sketch. who are you talking to? ♪ >> steve: jimmy. he has some crazy story about a lamp. >> jimmy fallon? >> steve: right there, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: i'm right here. >> jimmy fallon? ♪ whatever, man. hey, listen, we've got to get this sketch put away. if you can come to the voiceover -- >> hey, man, what's up miles? ♪ >> hey, man. >> hey, what's up. >> have you seen jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm right here. i'm right here. the lamp's right there. >> how's it going, man? have you guys seen jimmy or miles? we supposed to have, like, a writer's meeting. >> he's right there. >> he's right where? >> this jimmy thing is annoying, though, because i really need to talk to that guy and i can't find him anywhere. >> jimmy: i'm right here. oh, my gosh, this

what's it like inside, steve? >> reporter: that's right. it's raining outside and it's pretty good inside so far. more crowds arriving as time goes on because it's going to be a very, very busy day, very crowded here at this airport. let's take a look down the long hallway here. as you can see, people are arriving with their bags, checking in with the ticket counters, they're looking on the screens to see if their flights are delayed. a lot of those delays are being reported. there are two-hour delays in philadelphia. 90-minute delays at la guardia. 200 cancellations so far just today as people try to get away for thanksgiving. and the best advice is get to the airport early and be prepared for those security checkpoints. here is the tsa expert. >> average day, tsa screens 1.8 million people. today we expect there will be about 2.4 million people traveling. more than a half million extra travelers out there. and we have worked with the airlines and the airports and we're staffed appropriately for the checkpoints to get the volume of people

. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> well, thank you steven e steve i'm not sure though how to respond to this picture. i want to commit all brian's on their names. i'm honored to think here. i've been sobered with this project throughout any 18 years as a staff person in the state senate and more recently in the brown administration for the past 15 months. i'll say over the 18 years this project has had an effect on me. it's had time to inspire me and frustrate me and today having seen the final project it expresses me. there are thousands of men and women who gave much of themselves to see this project accomplished. it's their work and their resolve and their friendship that i want to spend a moment honoring. first optimistic continue in day you can't let a moment pass without honoring the men and women in the labor community who did the work. i want to acknowledge all of them (clapping) secondly i know owe loves to be acknowledged. the second brian has given me so much guidance i've got to tip my hat to dr. brian ma iron (clapping) dr. ma iron is enthusiastic and passionate about what he does. he's

>> steve: what's that? yeah, oh, i love it. [ laughter ] you pound the meat first. >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: i pull my own pork! >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you pull your own pork? that's good for you. >> steve: and then i have, you know, jerk chicken. [ laughter ] love jerk chicken. >> jimmy: that's very good. thank you so much, higgins. thank you, let's move on. next book is perfect for this time of year. this is "how to watch football on television." [ laughter ] do we really need a book on this? very easy to do. step one, sit on the couch. step two, turn on your tv. step three, ignore your family for eight hours. [ light laughter ] done, that's how you watch football on tv. this next title. it's got a long title here. this is "an account of the testicles, their common coverings and coats and the diseases to which they are liable with the method of treating them." by joseph warner. [ light laughter ] >> steve: now, that's a real mouthful. [ laughte

. >> steve: that's crk kent. >> jimmy: i alwa thought he had 20/20 vision. >> steve: no. he is a handsome devil. >> jimmy: he's a handsome devil. >> steve: he sure is. ♪ >> jimmy: thank u. the white house for sending joe biden to vit china, japan and south korea in december. or as biden sa, "yes, epcot!" [ laughternd applause ] ♪ thank you, new jersey governor chris christie foroing back for seconds. [ laughter ] [ cheers andpplause ] i don't know why. we love that guy. ♪ thank you, pamela anderson for running e new york city mathon for charity which must ha been very difficulto do in slow moti. [ applause ] ♪ thank you red sox first baseman mike napoli for walking ound boston shirtss after the world ries parade. thereby eaing your new nickname mike nipoli. laughter and applause ] that'sis new nickname. love that dude. walking around shirtless. >>teve: come on. >> jimmy: that the way to do it, man. ♪ thank you, oatmeal forooking like i already ate you before i eat you. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: heart hethy. ye ♪ >>immy: thank you e-mas that say you h

steve forbes, rich karlgaard, sabrina schaefer, rick unger, steve. can we trust these folks? >>o. trying to reinstate the program now is a nightmare. it will not be more a few months. it will be several years in the future. this is a fix to get through the next election. it will be a big mess and it will get bigger. this is collapsing on its own. >> rick, how do you trust people who have broken so many promises? >> not a good week to be a defender of the house, is it? >> the reality is whether you can trust them or not, that is not the issue as the perception. right now, americans are not trusting the administration. in politics, however, things change. something will happen next. if they do the right thing and they handle it well, they will dig out of it. if they don't, he has a big problem. face it. >> he does. emac, specifically one promise that he made, when apparently he had information that contradicted that promise. july 2010, a report was out that 4 to 67% of individual policies would be canceled. i.r.s. report, obamacare report he had three-and-a-half years ago. since whe

the big winners were apple's founding entrepreneurs, steve jobs and steve wozniak, who had, in a short time, become multimillionaires because of their creation. it was rather astounding. it was one of the finest products ever that deserved to be such a winner. you couldn't have looked ahead and expected it. of those who turned inventions into fortunes in silicon valley, none did it as spectacularly as apple's founders. but are such huge profits justified? what's their role in a market economy? we asked analyst richard gill. large profits in a capitalistic system, according to economist joseph schumpeter, derive from one source-- innovation. they're the superabundant rewards given to those who are clever enough, daring enough, enterprising enough, to come up with something new. the apple computer story is a letter-perfect example of what schumpeter was talking about. a few points about this process-- first, innovation decisions are quite different from the expected rate of return calculations we discussed earlier. how can you calculate a rate of return when you're doing something new? i

just one the principle managers is steve (clapping) and i will read off for you names who are heavily involved in the construction effort and i'll ask them to stand. they're here every weekend. (calling names) (clapping) if you four could please stand up (clapping) >> those individuals are only a small representation of the amount of effort that went in and the others and i thank them all. i have an enormous amount of respect and others who made a significant contribution. i want to thank other and my cohorts on other committee. and one other person there are a group of people i have to thank is the california highway patrol. we couldn't have done this without them (clapping) >> commissioner farrell from top to bottom and skill that we couldn't have done without and i thank you. again personally. i'll name two otherville's the pier review panel we enlisted to help guide us to make sure we were making the best decisions and two of those individuals are here (calling names) i'm eternally grateful to you two (clapping) >> and to the people of the bay area. this is your bridge. this bridg

steve latham: "jumping?" scott ashcroft: "yeah". steve latham: "jumping. go on. happy birthday". schwartz: new zealand's highest bungy jump is no cheap thrill. the 134 metre plunge costs about two hundred australian dollars, but jumpers say the experience is priceless. steve latham: "okay man it's show time". here we go. three... two... one... go! aj hackett: "well i think the main thing is it opens up the doors for opportunity that people didn't think they could actually do and, you know, everybody walks away feeling really good about themselves and ready to take on other challenges and, you know, life is a big challenge and if you can take on some of these challenges, the rewards are huge". schwartz: surviving his 25th birthday is something scott ashcroft will never forget. scott ashcroft: "i don't know, i just can't believe i actually did it. it's something i would never have done really so i'm pretty happy that i got through it". schwartz: new zealander aj hackett pioneered commercial bungy and now runs jump sites around the world.. he was inspired by the traditional vine jum

i look forward after steve makes some final remarks to inviting you out for that great moment. congratulations everybody (clapping) >> thank you lieutenant governor. i did hear him as a 10 minutes so i would give him more. governor schwarzenegger ruined a good suit so a word of warning. the first of the project management team that has helped us for 8 years now (calling names) gentlemen take a b beau >> we all owe a great gratitude to a army of folks who put this together. i'd like to acknowledge mark of hartman studios whose probably out there working (clapping) and randy who's been in and out of the room from m t c enterprises. there he is. malcolm i believe we missed one caltrans director. i've worked with 8 of them and i'm counting on 8 of them. randy, randy here (clapping) and my two predecessors are here thank you both for being here (clapping) >>. now for those of you who haven't been living in a cave we've had some trouble with bolts. and about 15 of those television cameras caught it. the meeting have been tough by the necessary. the last one in july was the toughest y

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i don't think steve's going to make it. i said, only thing we can do is lift this thing and get his leg free. >> tiny then reached down, lifted up the rotors, and did kind of a sumo wrestler, aah sound. >> get his leg out! >> lifted the helicopter with his bare hands. tiny said, you got his foot? and henry said, yeah. he said, two feet? he had both feet cleared and then he set the helicopter back down. it was like incredible. >> but steve is not out of danger yet. he's breathing but still unconscious when tiny and the other workers lift him onto the bank. >> get some blankets. >> and at that point, he lifted his hand up, and we knew he was alive. so that was a great relief. >> tiny sees steve's arm is badly injured, so he takes his shirt off and packs the arm in ice. >> you're all right. just relax. just relax. >> i think -- it's that kind of training that comes with the battlefield experience. you have certain knowledge of what has to be done in an emergency, and you just do it. >> but now tiny can hand it off to the param

steve: it's called "nebraska." it's just the "nebska" album. >> jimmy: ye, it's just the "nebraska album." it's the electriguitar version of the "nebraskaalbum. really awful it's really bad. no ticketsold. [ laughter ] unfounately. hey, listen to this. poli in california are n looking for thievewho recently stole $400,000 worth of lnuts from a farm. [ laughter ] stole walnuts. i hope they don't get caught because as sooas they're in jail, their cell mates are gna be, li, "so, i heard you like to granuts." >> stevei can't. i'm not going say nothing. >> jimmy: don'say anything. don't! just d't. >> steve: that guy got the sht. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: you were tling me, right? >> steve: yes. >> jmy: when you have nu on the wall. >> steve: yes, wnuts. [ laught ] nuts on yourhest. estnuts. >> jimmy: chesuts, yeah. [ laughter ] >>teve: i got another e. >> jimmy: i can't remember it either you'll just have to google that one, guys. don't do it at work. actually police aren't sure who the thies are but they suspect this

careful. >> steve: be carul about it. just sometng to watch out for. >> jimmy: o, getting to tell ur wife you're disea free. con, having to do in a falsetto voice. [ light laught ] "i got a clean bl of health, everything was gat today. [ light laughter ] doctor'sands are really cold." [ laught ] pro, feeling your doctor's reassuring hd on your shoulder during the exam. con,eeling both hands on your shouers. [ lahter ] [ audience oohs ] that's not good. steve: that is not your thumb. >> jimmyall right. [ laughter ] o, matt lauer and al roker got prtate exams live on "the today show con,hich explains nbc's w chime. ♪ >> hoy-no-no. [ ughter ] you want to hear it again? ♪ hoy-no-no. y-no-no. >>immy: let's hear it e more time. ♪ hoy-no-no. [ laughter ] >> steve: huey-no-no. >> jimmy: pro, one quickittle poke andt's all over. con, that was myickup line in college. [ laughter ] never worked. never worked. o, it can be embarrassing and uncomfortae, but you'll get over it. con, that was my pkup line after college. [ lahter ]

steve began in a dinner. i said, that little old man from beach blanket is sitting right next to me. >> he had to have a mind of a child. >> he went to san jose state. that's why the show was so visually beautiful because every idea he had he sketched and drew. and from the page to the stage. that's why the show is still looks like he was creating it. >> i had the opportunity to see it twice in 1 month actually because it's my favorite thing to do with anybody around the town because you can't see it anywhere else. i have seen that costume before. >> that's not anybody. that number is out. >> but the costume is still part of it? >> louie, he's the composer. it's brilliant. everybody loves it. >> people stay with this show for a long time. rene luben. she's been there since 86? >> yes. she met her husband there. he was in the audience and saw her and came back. >> what makes this work. it is over-the-top for sure. what can you imagine for mr. peanut man. you can't imagine this. >> you can describe it. it's a g

i asked steve how the kids reacted to his reaching the top. steve couldn't answer. but his wife said the kids now see steve as a champion. >> these children can put a face to their own optimism. they can put a face to their own hope and necessary own self- expectation. >> reporter: loffler's east ascent has won 46 awards at film festivals. steve says his accomplishment shows you can do whatever you imagine. >> impressive. >>> let's turn to our bay area weather. a lot of people have been asking about the weekend. mark? >> it's pretty warm out there. some lower 70s for the second day in a row. as far as temperatures from this after, they range from the upper 50s in san francisco to the lower 70s. the latest right now on live storm contractor, you will notice the last few frame been the fog regrouping. that will be a factor in our forecast. this weekend, patchy morning fog, hazy sunshine. san francisco starting tomorrow morning in the upper 40s. nixes week, get ready for major dropoff in temperatures. san rafael checking in at 46 degrees. upper 40 those 50s across the

jeff and he came here with his animals. >> steve: right. he came all the way here. but this is a tight -- you're this is a tight, tight show. no waste of any time. >> jimmy: well, we -- i don't want to waste this great audience's time. do you want your team to be wasted? [ cheers and applause ] might as well -- get in his old vw bus and get his animals and get out of here. >> steve: get back to buffalo. >> jimmy: come back -- it's a great day to travel. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] it's the best travel day of the year. >> jimmy: you guys, i don't know about you, but whenever i get some down time, i like to bust out my ipad, play some games. you guys play any games on their ipads at all, iphones? [ cheers and applause ] right now i'm obsessed with candy crush. i love that game. it's so addicting. anyway, i was playing it in the office earlier today and had trouble getting past one of the levels, but luckily somebody stopped by to offer some help. take a look. >> jimmy: come on. that a move? i hate this game. [ cheers and applause ] >> what s

i listened to steve carefully. i don't hear leftism in steve schmidt. >> ted cruz is perfectly following the conservative model of rush limbaugh and other talk radio hosts. they constantly prick at the sort of hurt feelings and anger and range of their listeners to keep them hopped up and excite and listening all the time every quarter out they got to keep rolling them over. ted cruz follows that model. irony is that people like rush limbaugh and ann coulter are happy to have a democrat to beat up in the white house. this he don't have an interest in winning elections. it doesn't do them any good to have a republican in the white house because then what would they talk about? they would have to become devoted to that president which doesn't help their ratings. ted cruz is following the model of the people who least want to win elections, but he's using and claiming that could help win elections. it's so ironic but the reason why people like steve schmidt lose credibility among the base because they believe rush and

here's sal. >> steve, good morning. we are looking at traffic that is still looking pretty good around the bay as we look at the east shore freeway. it's getting more crowded by the minute. i think people have heard the forecast and it seems as if many are on the road early, at least trying to beat any rain that may come through. >> looking at the bay bridge toll plaza, you can see traffic looks good. if you are driving on to the bridge into the city, it also looks good into the city. if you're driving in the south bay northbound 101 is okay. northbound 680 at montague, there is a crash. this crash is going to be blocking the right lane for a bit. now i want you to know that it's going to be there for a while because chp has issued an alert. it is the non-commute direction. however, it looks like this is going to be there for a bit. 5:32. let's go back to the desk. >> thank you, sal. we are hoping our long dry spell is finally over. the bay area is expecting its first rainfall in about two months starting today. ktvu's

but the same time, steve, bruce is right. a lot of the insurers if you look at the stocks they are going sky high. why? >> crony capital i. if obamacare is so great, the whole plan is so great why do they have a law to make us do it. why wouldn't we be flocking to it anyway? insurance saw millions of people would be forced to buy the product so they an it pate more profit -- anticipate more profit. it's crony capitalism. >> i wonder if they have doubts if they should have supported obamacare as they did. >> they will try to get exemptions. union will try to get exemption. everybody has their hand in the pot. >> everybody except the average guy. >> absolutely. we'll support congress and subsidize them. but the reason why we need to go to more choice and more free market, if you look at the products like lasik surgery, tooth implant, out of the main stream insurance, the price plummeted and the quality improve dramatically. >> that is true. rich, i wonder if the doctors will be ooze of the universe of what is covered. a lot of

steve cohen out of the brokerage business. but i don't think in general has used very high penalties. the statement you quoted me was about the general sec behavior toward most financial institutions and even in the london will case you don't see the sec suing any individual offices. lori: this is a victory for those look at this saying sac se cohen not able to buy himself out of this one. >> cohen will still have seven to $9 billion can trade for his own accounts. he is not coming out of this homeless, carlos and bankrupt. he is going to have a relatively happy economic existence. he had no choice in settling this case because if he waited for the convictions of the two officers, which is always a probability in a government case, they would be even higher penalties for this is a plea bargain on the courthouse steps before the trials begin.çó in order to get a somewhat cheaper price. adam: what does it say they cannot get those two defendants to flip and they don't have the evidence they would need to get a criminal one ind

steve is over there. you are talking about stuff in the air. >> as long as that party is over by 8:00 i'm okay. [ laughter ] the fourth bore is awesome by the way. it looks okay here for eyehole -- it looks okay for awhile. then we will cloud it up this afternoon. san francisco much of the coast and north bay a lot of upper 50s to near 60 degrees. monday highs 50s to 60s. warmest temps will be east and south. probably holding on to the sun a little longer as well. a lot of high clouds. mid level clouds are still a ways off. overall we get a break in the morning and increasing clouds. this system will be all show no go for awhile. temperatures 41 concord. livermore 43. san jose at 45 degrees. and a lot of 30s. a few 30s. increasing cloth

no rain yet but that will change, according to steve, right, steve? >>> well, it's up in the north bay mainly. south bay, i think you are good to go for cloudy conditions. a little bit of rain showing up on radar. we'll take a look at it and see where it's going. >>> an al qaeda-linked group is claiming responsibility for a massive explosion at the iranian embassy in lebanon today that killed at least 23 people. two suicide bombers set off explosives near the embassy in beirut just minutes apart. an iranian diplomat was mock those killed -- among those killed. another 150 people were killed. the al qaeda group says it will continue such attacks until the hezbollah group withdraws forces from syria. hezbollah is fighting alongside forces loyal to syria's president. >>> the nsa says it broke its own surveillance rules despite repeatedly promising a u.s. intelligence court there would be -- there would be additional safety records. in 2009, the nsa admitted it collected material improperly. after repeatedly promising it would obey the court's rules. the

but as steve points out, you ow, this stuff is abused all the time. hat the steve, isn't the money is going -- again, you have more money from the private productive sector the wasteful government sector. >> yeah. if we had small government people wouldn't mind to pay a fee to go to the airpla if that's where they thought the money was going for. there is great support in the '50s for gasoline taxes to build the interstate highway syst bause people thought the money was going for a real purpose. >> morgan, again, it gets to the point -- milton freeman used talk about this, the more money you take from the private sector the weaker the economy is because you take it from the onlyector creating something. >> not necessarily. let's go back to florida for a second. they raised user fees in the la couple of years. the economy was walloped in the downturn. they have come in with a budget surplus for the state. part of the reason is the user fees, despite no income tax and no property taxes compared to other states like texas. >> florida has a t of cities th

president bill clinton steve says he's in the pocket of corporate dogs so levine has spent at least one point two million dollars of his own money on his campaign for seems that only pays ten thousand dollars he has outspent. one hundred to one but they're nearly tied in the polls i spoke to some residents and asked them who they think is the best candidate to clean up the city for of course steve burke if he was my son i'd say oh you're adorable you're headed toward the comedy circuit he has absolutely no interest in being mayor a lot of people think like my vote doesn't even matter anyways and so they don't vote what you're saying who should vote for really they're all corrupt she says no you're going around she says they're all corrupt the young people are in fact she waited with him over this demographic is so disenfranchised by the political system that very few vo in miami beach elections birth even has trouble getting his best friends to vote for him are you going to hear bowing to the rock. i'm going to check on wednesday and review board a community board i'm going to kick you

tonight come a conversation with grammy-winning singer steve gyro -- steve tyrell. the songs of semicon. he will perform two of the most endearing. glad you have joined us, conversation from steve tyrell coming up right now. >> and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. tavis: grammy winner steve tyrell is introduction to popular moves -- popular music started at age 19. burts already working with bacharach. he went on to work with bonnie raitt before striking out as a performer in his own right. his latest cd is called "it's magic, the songs of semicon. kohn."ammy a little sneak review you did to this before the record even drive. >> last year. it was this semi-con -- it was the sammy kohn centennial. he was a great writer. nominatedll, he was 27 times for the academy awards, which is unbelievable. people wouldthat ask him what comes first, the music or the lyrics? he would say the phone call. [laughter] that is where he got his inspiration. five golden globes, just an amazing lyricist. year.xtending that this i am about to start my

contractors and the men and women who have built and designed this bridge before also want to thank steve because we've grown accustomed to a assuring voice positive face on this promise and i just want to say thank you steve because you helped all of us think as a bay area not just as an individual cities and counties. thank you to steve (clapping) aqua net and i rode over the oops way on the new span and marveled at being able to do that. perhaps the only time in our lifetime expect if you're in the custody of the highway patrol. in 193 of the east and west came together to celebrate this largest bridge of its time. and i know while it took a while today wire once again coming together to celebrate this innovative design we know will be an icon around the world. thank you, mayor brown for your push for a that iconic design the the idea of opening at night will see the splendor light. because we shouldn't just have a bridge we should have a symbol of resilience, of accomplishment of honor to all the men and women who participated in this and that's what we'll have for generations to come

joining me host of up with steve kornacki, the infamous steve kornacki. julianna goldman, "washington post" columnist jonathan capehart and joining us from washington, d.c., john stanton. john, let me go to you first since you're in d.c. right now the senate is holding a vote or about to hold a vote on the toomey amendment which will broaden carveouts to corporations who might not feel okay with lgtb employees and just not want to abide by this nonstrip nation act. what do you see for the future of this bill? does it stand any hope in the house. >> the hope amongert spokers of the bill is that by including these kind of exemptions they can bring enough republicans in the senate they can have a big vogt vote and bring parish to the speaker. unequivocal speaker has said will not support the bill, encourage lawsuits, move it further to the right to placate him. it will be difficult for supporters of the bill to get republicans to go for it at this point. >> steve, what john said the speaker thinks it's going to increase frivolous legislation. they have done