and now, while i'm at it, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: welcome. thank you nfor coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. you wouldn't know it from walking around here. christmas is less than two weeks away. are you in the holiday spirit. i hope you are. yes. i know that team at fox news is full of it. the folks at fox news have been concerned about the war on christmas. christmas is under attack by libera liberals. as a result you barely see any one celebrating it any more. as if it doesn't exist this year. last night on our show, the kelly file, megan kelly assembled a panel to discuss santa claus's race. there is an essay on slate that argues because america is a melting pot. santa shouldn't be a white man anymore. the writer suggested that from now on, santa should be a penguin, for real. makes no sense. don't know how she would expect a penguin to carry toys. still for whatever reason this stood out to megan kelly as a topping for debate. >> in slate they have a piece on dot com, santa claus should not be a white man anymore. i saw the headli

but jimmy fallon happening right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome, welcome! thank you so much! welcome! oh, my gosh! that is so nice. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd! bunch of crazy people here tonight. i can feel it. yeah, i can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, that's what it's all about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good, i guess, yeah? [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show, and thank you for watching. here's what people are talking about today. pope francis was named "time" magazine's person of the year. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i like this pope. i like this pope. the pope said it was such a special honor, especially after he got screwed out of sexiest man alive. [ laughter ] whatever, adam lev

cat [ bleep ] >> jimmy: no. >> no, what? >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> jimmy: no, you can't say it. yeah. >> well, anyway, she said it's the equivalent of someone -- >> jimmy: such a good cover-up. oh, my gosh. >> oh, forget that joke. >> jimmy: no, it's okay. sorry about that. ralph's already cursed out santa claus. so we're good. but you're here in the city on christmas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you going to hang out in the city? what are you doing out for the holidays? >> i'm going to be snuggled in california heat. >> jimmy: something cozy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think juliette lewis, i think -- >> what do you think of? >> jimmy: the griswolds. >> oh, dear. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: absolutely, right there. how fun is that? >> there she is. >> jimmy: that's one of the best holiday movies in the world. "christmas vacation." >> thank you. >> jimmy: how cute. >> i'm so proud that i am, i was a griswold. i made it into that club. i love it. >> jimmy: was this one of your first movies? >> it was. it was like -- it was the first huge movie. it was a big studio film, and i was nervous and i met

. >> jimmy: are you really? [ cheers ] >> yes. >> jimmy: at here, in new york? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is fantastic -- we can hang out together. >> we can hang out, we can do all sorts of other things. we can dance more. >> jimmy: we can dance -- i mean there's some many great clubs -- the one thing that i know about you is that you're such a good clubber. >> i'm such a big clubber. >> jimmy: me, too, i've always out, never in. >> never in, never stay at home, always out, always dressed up like this. absolutely, i go round -- >> jimmy: emma, i have to ask you. ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: i have to ask you. explain this. look at this. you were at the chinese theater. are you passed out? >> no. >> jimmy: from a night of clubbing? [ laughter ] >> no, this is -- okay -- >> jimmy: explain yourself. >> this is a strange -- very strangest event i've ever been at. where they put your hands and your feet into -- you know the -- >> jimmy: yes, amazing. >> it's a wonderful thing. but when you come to think about it, literally is quite eccentric. because what they ask you to d

>> jimmy: let's try it. it is time for a lip flip. ♪ it's a lip flip when you flip your lip it's a lip flip yeah ♪ [ light laughter ] >> i -- my name -- [ mumbling ] hi, my name is jimmy and i invented this -- for people who have gray elbow skin. you smooth it on and then you, your elbows -- [ laughter ] -- will be better than they were before. [ applause ] [ goofy voice ] >> jimmy: hi. hi, there! a lot of you don't realize, this is my real voice. [ laughter ] [ normal voice ] i use this normal voice. [ goofy voice ] but my real voice is this. and i'm celebrating my anniversary. somebody baked a cake for me! [ babbling ] [ laughter ] >> i had this -- i had this vagina -- [ laughter and applause ] -- transplanted on to my mouth when i was 14 years old. [ laughter ] and you know something? i love it. [ laughter ] would -- [ stuttering ] --would you like to see me do an impression? >> audience: yeah! [ cheers ] >> gary busey. [ laughter ] [ imitating busey ] "rainbow on a crazy spaceship, man." jimmy, would

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for making me so -- did you give to charity today? i hope so. it was giving tuesday, annual event that encouraging americans to donate to charity so we don't feel bad about black friday and cyber monday. we should do this the tuesday before black friday when people have money. they didn't. it's a good idea. a lot of people participate, including our former governor, in the state of governor, arnold say what you want about him. he's charitable. one time, he even gave his maid a baby. [ applause ] but this year he's holding a raffle to benefit after school all stars. this is an organization that provides free after school programs to kids who need it. go to the website and for $10 you can ride in arnold's personal tank driven by arnold himself. he has a tank. of course he has a tank. i didn't know he had a tank. we looked it up, and sure enough, that's him in the tank. if you win the raffle, you and a friend will be flown to l.a. w

. >> jimmy: let me make one thing clear, jimmy doesn't like rob. jimmy loves rob. jimmy -- and i will fell you this -- i had a chance to speak to jimmy earlier today. jimmy loves rob more than his children. if all of the paperwork goes through i am hoping to adopt him next year. so, somehow mayor ford did not make the list of barbara walter's ten most fascinating people last night which is crazy to me. the most fascinating person of 2013 was hillary clinton. this was barbara walters' 19th, final most fascinating special. officially done finding people fascinating. but because it was the last one, she took a look back at some of the most fascinating of all of the fascinating people including the famous diet dr. robert atkins. >> what do you say to doctors who say that a high fat diet is very bad for your heart? >> well i say that they're right if that high fat diet has a lot of carbohydrates along with it. >> four months later, he slipped on an icy new york sidewalk, suffered severe head trauma and died. >> jimmy: but he looked great. turns out he could have eaten b

>> jimmy: what's up? >> questlove: #shut the [ bleep ] up [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fair enough. fair enough. #hashtag. thanks to our friend justin timberlake there. his album, "the 20/20 experience 2 of 2," comes out september 30th. and be sure to check out his new film, "runner runner," which opens october 4th. we'll be right back with joseph gordon-levitt, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ have a cuervo. have an adventure. just don't have any regrets. cuervo. have a story. you're talking to the guy who hasn't approved a new stapler purchase in three years. but then i saw the new windows tablet, with a real keyboard, usb port, and full office. it's a tablet that works for work. plus, it's got apps and games, for after hours, of course. compared to an ipad -- way more value. these tablets are such a steal; i couldn't find a reason not to buy them. ♪ honestly, i wanna see you be brave ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a golden globe nominated actor. we love him he

. >> jimmy: at my wedding. >> jimmy: i'm more hurt than angry. >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: time for the results. dennis, will you tell us to which questions did guillermo answer untruthfully? >> his biggest problem question was if he won the mega millions lottery would he stave at work? he lied. >> jimmy: he lied? you were lying? >> guillermo: no, i was not lying. >> jimmy: you are not. are you lying now? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: how do we know. what else did he lie about? >> partially truthful when asked about drinking at work. he said three times a week. then three times a day. he still failed. a little more than that. >> jimmy: that was it. rest of the stuff he was truthful. >> he had a problem with making fun of you behind your back. >> jimmy: more than just my dancing? >> pript suetty sure that is tr. >> guillermo: no -- >> jimmy: yeah, i got it. all right. well, all the. all right, thank you very much. i appreciate that. we're going to start, you know what we will start doing. regularly testing you. are you drunk tonight by the way? yeah, all right. and from the movie "nebr

>> jimmy: we don't know. they are super horny right now. >> the motion captioning is -- >> jimmy: they heard the word captioner in motion and -- maybe imagining you in one of those tight body suits. >> yeah, i -- just evaporate if you saw me in that body suit. there ain't nothing erotic about that [ bleep ], i can tell you that. a great onesie with a lot of dots on it. it's not pretty but it works. >> jimmy: we have a clip of the film but the movie studio doesn't want to reveal -- >> here is the thing. i know you got it a bit late and we talked about sexy things. but the thing about -- you have full dragon nudity if you show all of him. so it is like bleep when you swear or a black thing covering your bits. i this i they decided to spare the audience that and just black the whole screen out. so it is to protect this sort of -- >> jimmy: so stay with us. no technical difficulties here. we are trying not to ruin the movie for you at home. a clip from "the hobbit: the desolation of smaug." ♪ >> where are you s

and now, while's i'm at it, here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i am jimmy. glad you are here tonight. if you came to shop, you are out of luck. weave r we ran out of everything. we have guests. cel celebrity whitford, and mac miller, and last but not least, ryan seacrest is here with us tonight. [ applause ] very emotional for ryan to appear on a show he isn't hosting. i appreciate his courage. he is on his way here right now. he comes straight from djing down in long beach. ryan seacrest works a lot. he gave me a bit of insight into why he does with the quote on twitter two days ago. ryan tweeted, work while others are loafing, prepare while others are praying, dream while others are wishing. nerd alert tonight. this, this is an amazing thing. i'm sure you know there was a big memorial service for great nelson mandela yesterday. in south africa. many prominent leaders from around the world including president obama, showed up to pay tribute. and as is often the case with the big event they had a sign language interpreter on hand to translate for the hearing

but jimmy fallon happening right now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guest is -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd! great new york city crowd here tonight. welcome, everybody. oh, looking good. welcome. thank you so much. welcome. we're going to have fun tonight. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm so excited. we have miley cyrus on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] when they heard that, our wardrobe department said, "sweet, a night off." [ laughter ] it's been great. [ laughter ] it's been great having miley around the show today. she's a good sport. but, she did make a promise. she said, "don't do any twerking jokes." and i said, "hey, twerks for me." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ working my way back to you ♪ jersey boys. jersey boys. >> steve: twerky boys. >> j

[ laughter ] >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah? >> they need me back up stairs on that serious show. [ audience oohs ] so i'm going to speed things up a little bit. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: man! man, in the art of egg cracking. oh, my! i've never seen that done. [ laughter ] you're a ninja. [ laughter ] >> do a double. >> jimmy: double it is, my man. denny's grand slam! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> the winner, right there. edward norton. check him out this weekend on "saturday night live" with musical guest janelle monae. judd apatow joins us next! there he is in the bud light platinum suite! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i love it! ♪ thank you grandma for the dolls. ♪ ♪ i love it! ♪ i'm ninja kicking through the halls. ♪ ♪ i love it! ♪ mom's posting pictures on your wall. ♪ ♪ that's my kind of holiday. [ you may have heard ifthere's a new rinser, that talks about protecting, even after eating and drinking. crest pro-health has always done that. and addresses all these other areas as well. rinsing with pro-

tomorrow matthew mcconaughey will be here, but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm excited. i'm excited. i'm excited. it's going to be good tonight. yeah! welcome everybody. that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd. that's the love i'm feeling right there. thank you. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon" you guys. oh, my gosh. i know, i'm excited. paul mccartney is in the building, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] settle down. we'll get to it. we'll get to it. oh, my goodness. we will get there. we will get there. it's so exciting. today is going to be great. let's get to the news first. here's what people are talking about. the government shutdown is still messing up everything. actually joe biden had to cancel his appearance at a democratic fund raiser tonight because of the shutdown. and it got kind of awkward when they announced that biden was

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much! hey, everybody, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd! hot crowd right there! [ cheers and applause ] i love it! welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] well, welcome. we're going to have a fun time here tonight. here's what people are talking about. the grammy nominations just came out. and i want to say congrats to jay-z, who is nominated for nine grammys. [ cheers and applause ] he's actually nominated twice in the same category. [ light laughter ] that's going to be weird when jay-z loses to jay-z and then has to -- then has to pretend he's hap

but, "jimmy fallon" happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. what a great crowd! that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome, everybody. were you trying to do bill cosby? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: that's your bill cosby? that is one of the worst impressions i've ever seen, bill cosby. like you always do every time he's here. that's your thing, you can't help when bill cosby is in the room you can't but help but talk like bill cosby. [ laughter ] [ inpersonating cosby ] and you just start acting like him and talking like him. [ laughter ] and you can't help but do that thing that he does. ♪ [ applause ] >> steve: come on. >> he's the greatest. >> jimmy: i just want to bring him out n

hey, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah? >> best friends forever. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: yeah. best friends forever. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i only wanna be with you you can call me a fool i only wanna be with you ♪ [ whistle blowing ] >> fallon! timberlake! >> both: sorry. ♪ modern/remixed version ♪ this holiday, tech the halls and ring in the savings with our radioshack price match guarantee. get great deals on the best brands at radioshack. sweaters from fifteen bucks warm wishes with ♪ tonight out lift their spirits with jeans from ten bucks ♪ let's go out and reel in everyone's favorite shirts from just five ♪ everything will be alright slide in for great gifts for the whole family at 50% off only at old navy. ♪ wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin' ♪ you! give him k-y yours + mine. it's naughty and nice. ♪ all you got to do is hold him and kiss him ♪ it's your son! mom, can you hear what are you doing?and nice. i dropped my phone in a toilet. i'm putting it in rice to dry it out. hello you washed it off first right? hold on i'll get the l

but jimmy fallon happening right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you, everybody. oh, oh! hot crowd! hot crowd tonight. welcome, everybody! that's what i'm talking about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i thought. we have a great, great show tonight. we have -- john goodman is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. from "downton abbey," michelle dockery is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have "yo gabba gabba" on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. i'm so excited, both as a fan, and because it finally gives my daughter a reason to watch me instead of craig ferguson. [ laughter ] i'm just so excited. let's get to the news here. it's this nsa spying scandal. now they're saying new documents -- this guy edward snowd

♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: happy holidays. only six days until christmas. i am wrapping a lot of gift right now. i am not good, i am terrible at wrapping gifts. i discovered something great last night. you don't need to wrap the gifts. get a can of silly string. go to town. it is better than wrapping. it coats the gift. what a magical time this is. on christmas eve, santa flies all around the world giving expensive presents to the rich kids. crappie cheap stuff to the poor. he is a real jerk that guy. i saw some kids getting their pictures taken with santa over the weekend. a tradition that roughly 2% of children enjoy. 98% scream bloody murder. i don't know who started this. it doesn't make a lot of sense. the man that terrified you at the mall the one we handed you over to, in the middle of the night he is going to come down our chimney. we did this last year, a lot of fun. thought we would make it a tradition. i will show you a photograph of a screaming child's face. you will guess if they're getting their peck schicture ta

>> jimmy: sure. yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm not a jewelry guy. >> i wasn't that convinced by your answer. >> jimmy: no, i'm not a jewelry guy. >> okay, but, maybe today is gonna change everything. >> jimmy: okay, i don't know. it could be me. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> give me your ear. lend me your ear. we will put a little cuff on you. >> jimmy: yeah, this is definitely me. >> look. oh. [ cheers and applause ] i think you could do that, actually. >> jimmy: you think can i rock this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i can definitely rock this. >> there's a little pineapple. we have like tiny little vacations. pineapples and unicorns and palm trees. >> jimmy: they're super fun. so what is it called and how do i end up getting this? >> it's called fine by danni jones. and you can go to dannijo.com. it's online. >> jimmy; dannijo.com. pal i don't mean to bring you down here, but "parks and rec," coming to an end for you. >> for me. for me. not for you guys. >> jimmy: for y

jimmy: oh my god. can't we even think about it? just take a night to think about what we have? >> i still think -- it's not going to work. >> jimmy: oh my god. i can't just do it like that though. i'm a person too. i have feelings. >> okay, fine, what -- this means you're bored? >> jimmy: no. >> is that what this means? ♪ >> jimmy: no it's scoring, it's scoring. >> oh cool. ♪ >> jimmy: well, we don't have to keep this ruse anymore. is there someone else. >> no it's not someone else. it's me, i told you that. >> jimmy: is it letterman? [ laughter ] is it letterman? tell me. >> 'cause dave and i have a special relationship. >> jimmy: yeah but you can be on his and you can be on my show only. be both people. >> it's not easy. ♪ >> jimmy: not easy for me either. [ talking over each other ] >> the moment i've been waiting for. seeing real emotions. you're so closed off all the time. now in front of everybody -- i'm seeing who you really are. this is who i miss, this is who i fell in love with. [ laugh

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy, take it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's up, buddy? hey. hey. [ cheers and applause ] >> ow! >> jimmy: welcome. that's a hot crowd right there, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] what do you think, huh? thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] you guys feeling sexy tonight? here's what people are talking about. welcome to our show. it's fun. a fun show tonight. it's been a rough week for president obama. oh, man, i mean, he finally had to admit that obamacare is a flop. it's just a mess, complete mess. but get this, now the white house is coming out with a way for americans to bypass the obamacare website and buy policies directly from insurance companies. [ laughter ] it's p

but jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! welcome, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about, right there. hot crowd! great new york city crowd, welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." thank you, everybody. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. here's what people are talking about. it's all over the news again today. obamacare. boy. [ light laughter ] well, they're starting to do a little better, okay, but it's still -- they're still struggling to catch up with most people. so, now the white house has started asking celebrities to endorse obamacare. [ laughter ] because if anyone knows how to put a new face on something, it's hollywood. [ laughter a

. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: a sale after christmas? >> i don't know if it's when baby jesus was born. some believe he was born in december and others in january. but in reality, he was born in march. >> jimmy: how do you know this? >> because we didn't have the same calendar. look at me as if i'm like from the past. whatever. they didn't have the same calendar. their year was shorter. so that meant they based their year on the lunar -- the moon positions. and they, you know, it says that jesus was born on this moon position and that was in march or april or something. >> jimmy: oh, who told you this? >> my mom. >> jimmy: your mom. was she tugging on her hair when she mentioned this? >> yes. >> jimmy: i guess we have no idea when jesus was born. it would make sense if he was born in a warmer month because of the sandals and everything like that. >> but you know something -- first of all did it ever make sense to you that baby jesus was visited by this big german dude called papa klaus. >> jimmy: who's bubba klaus. >> santa clause. >> ji

. >> jimmy: 32. >> you can open them. >> jimmy: 32 1/2. >> open your eyes. >> jimmy: open my eyes? >> i'm hidden, you can open them. >> jimmy: all right. okay. all right. i guess i seek now, right? okay. you back here? all right. there's the audience. yeah. is he back behind anybody here? no. is he over here? is he really? oh, he's not over there. all right. all right. he's in the back there? well, i guess that's not really fair, is it? >> no, he's not. guillermo, did you -- did he go out the door? >> i did not see him, jimmy. he's really good at hide-and-seek. he's really good. >> jimmy: okay. oh, there you are. how did you get under there? [ cheers and applause ] you're really good at this. >> thank you. thank you for playing with me. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> thank you. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> it is incredible. thank, you guys. thank you for not saying where i was. >> jimmy: really incredible. guillermo, you didn't see where jason went? >> nope. >> jimmy: unbelievable. you're right. that was fun. maybe invite me next week. jason schwartzman, everybody. [ cheer

>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight tom hanks, rachel ray, and music from childish gambion, with cleto and the cletones. and now back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome everybody. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] hi. i almost got pulled over on my way into work today. i was driving, a cop pulled up and gave me a quick hits on the siren. little woop, woop. and i just assumed he was a fan who wanted to say hi. i swear to god. so, we get to the light. and the cop, the passenger seat rolls his window down. i roll mine down. i go, hey guys, the cop leans in. next team you change lanes, use your turn signal. i said, okay. it was extra embarrassing. my wife was in the car. i made her get out and walk the rest of the way. you do what you have to. we have a very good show planned tonight. we have music from childish gambino tonight! rachel ray is here with us tonight! [ cheers and applause ] and the gr

. >> jimmy: but there is. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. super heroes are fun. >> but yeah, thor has a new enemy and jane, my character, is sort of -- we really are really not allowed to say that much. just go see it. [ talking over each other ] it is really funny. >> jimmy: that's a good enough setup right there. yeah. that's a great set up right there. >> -- and a lot of action. it's a good movie. >> jimmy: yeah, just go see "thor." yeah, exactly. well, we have the clip here. natalie portman and chris hemsworth, he's a great dude by the way. >> he is awesome. >> jimmy: he was here for "rush." did you see "rush"? >> i haven't seen it yet, i'm dying too. >> jimmy: he's great. he is so good in that. and we race around and my car broke down. and he totally cheated and beat me. so, i'm really mad at him. so, let him know i am, i'm mad at him. but we have a clip. here's natalie portman with chris hemsworth in "thor: the dark world." check it out. >> jane. >> i'm sorry. i just needed to make sure you were real. it's been a very strange day? >> i

but, jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much! welcome, everybody. please, welcome. wow, what a bunch of crazy people, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's the energy i love. i appreciate you being here. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. you guys are acting like -- you guys are acting like a bunch of mayors from toronto! [ laughter ] my man, rob ford, the mayor of toronto, he's just out of control, that guy. seems like a great guy. admitted to buying illegal drugs. he admitted to smoking crack while he was still mayor. [ laughter ] and now they're trying to force him to take a leave of absence while they figure this all out. when asked what he would do with his time off, he was like, "i'll probably smoke crack." [ laughter ] stop asking questions. i just keep getting into more trouble. [ cheers and ap

>> jimmy: exactly. well, on the show, you have a -- charles grodin and candice bergen play your parents. that's cool. [ applause ] and how did that -- how fun is that? >> charles is great. i mean charles grodin -- >> jimmy: he's fantastic. >> he's sitting there, and then he'll go -- "when i met warren beatty --" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you're just, like, wow, what? >> jimmy: yeah, he's got amazing stories. he came on the show and, like, it was just -- every single thing out of his mouth -- like, a crazy cool story. >> in an acting room, it's funny, because he'll just do a scene and then all of a sudden, he'll inexplicably start talking really loud. [ laughter ] and if you say, "can you get the eggs from the fridge?" >> jimmy: he's just start yelling. he's acting like al pacino. scrambled eggs! i need them now! like, all right, stop. we're doing a sitcom. what are you doing? >> and then he'll do the next take, and he'll completely take it down. >> jimmy: he's met so many comedians, so many legends

and when jimmy left, when i left on sunday, the day they came back, jimmy said is either today or not. we're just going to have to end it. and we had -- we opened the white house -- we had pbs did our events for a while. and i cannot remember who was there that day i had to come in. i had to come in and introduce them. i got a call about halfway through it or something. about halfway through the concert. and jimmy told me he thought they had the budget not tell anybody. not even mrs. begin. she was with me. he didn't know for sure. that was interesting. when they came in that night, the helicopter landed. it was dark. dusk or dark. they came in and mrs. begin and i were standing in the blue room when they came in and prime minister begin went straight to her. "mama, we're going to go down in history for this." it was really thrilling. >> do you think we will see rosalynn carter camp david accords diary book sometime? >> we might. there is actually, i guess it is all right for me to tell us. there is going to be a play in washington. opening in a theater in washington in camp david. ea

except for jimmy keen. first keene's story of strange redemption was featured in a "playboy" article and then a book written by keen and hillel levin. >> once we were able to write about what jimmy went through, then things happened. >> keene's story refocused attention on larry hall, helped reopen cold cases, and put pressure on his twin brother gary. now gary stopped defending larry and started talking. >> larry just like jimmy keene calls him, and he is. he's a baby killer. >> you think your brother is a baby killer? >> i don't have no doubt in my mind. >> do you think your brother killed more than jessica roach? >> yes. >> do you think your brother killed tricia reitler? >> yes. >> rihanna rison? michelle dewey? >> yes. >> as gary started talking more openly, detectives approached him asking for help. >> i went with the indianapolis detectives down to try to get my brother to confess. he made me leave the room. he did in fact confess on tape to 15 serial murders. >> larry later retracted again. and whil

by the early '90s, jimmy keene was on top of the world. his booming business afforded him a lavish lifestyle with large homes, souped up corvettes and an endless supply of women. >> i would have 30 or 40 keg parties with volleyball nets, live bands. we'd have literally a thousand people or more sometimes. these were gigantic, huge parties. >> you were the guy women wanted to be with and device wanted to be best friends with. >> something like that. >> back then, he owned this 6,000 square foot home. >> right behind that is a golf course. he says he didn't stash the drugs here. >> this is a walk-in closet. >> but there was always a place to hide his fortunes. >> this was a hidden trap door that you could open and when you open it, you have another hidden kro set back in here. you can see my old safe is still here. this was pretty much my ft. knox room. >> for 15 years, keene's empire remained hidden and growing. but as he lived the high life, his father fell on hard times, nearing the brink of financial ruin. >> my dad, to me, was superman.

jimmy. >> jimmy, jimmy. >> you know, me and jimmy have some interactions the last few weeks. some of it has been good. some of it has been bad. but they put me on a new med. i told them if i feel and jimmy feels that it's making me slow in any shape or form, i'm going to get off the medication because i don't like to be down. i like to be up. >> corey's decision to go off his medication not only affects him but his new cell mate, jonathan elliott, who must cope with both corey and jimmy. >> did you brush your teeth today? >> no. >> that's crazy [ bleep ]. >> toothbrush so little. he's all right. hard to live with. it's just he has two personalities. it's kind of tough living in this cell. there's three bunks. there's only two in here right now. when there's three people in here, it gets really crowded and when you have four personalities in here, it's not the easiest thing in the world to deal with. >> like you perfect. >> i'm not saying i'm perfect either, but other people feel the same way. >> that's crazy. >> but i don't mind him at all. he's probably one of the best celli

"jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, queen latifah. from "the mindy project", adam pally. and music from cage the elephant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, just arriving, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> thank you. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for watching. are you cold? it's a lot colder in a lot of places. in delaware, they got more than a foot of snow. 5,000 flights have been cancelled. even texas is blanketed with ice. people were skating across the border from mexico into texas. and i thought this was interesting. meteorologists say the cause of the storm is not enough people are thinking warm thoughts. washington d.c. could get as much as five inches of snow on wednesday. president obama went to church today to pray for his wife's vegetable garden. how would you say that? wipes out his wife's vegetable garden? >> guillermo: wipe out his vegetable garden. >> jimmy: forgot the b in vegetable. sunny and 61 here in l.a. we just look frozen from all the

. >> jimmy: i'm excited about this. live is always the best. you perform live but have you ever acted live or -- >> not acted. we've host awards shows and stuff like that. so that's three hours worth of live minutes. but i'm not out there the whole time and there's a lot of other people that do stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, but, that's kind of all you. i'm just saying. >> not all me. [ light laughter ] not all me. maria is an important part -- >> jimmy: your picture is much bigger than the other photo. you understand. [ laughter ] we had stephen moyer on the show. who's also in this. he's very talented that guy. and he said that you're a brainiac and you memorized all of your lines the first day. >> i feel like music and movie quotes are stuck in my head forever. i'm gonna remember this script forever. but my theory is, you are a pie chart, okay? and we all are. we're just all pie charts. >> jimmy: okay, we are all pie

champion [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for all the clapping. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. it would be embarrassing if you didn't. i'm glad you're here. we have some good stuff for you tonight. jake owen is here tonight. from "scandal" guillermo diaz is here. jason schwartzman is here. should i say it? now that he discovered who his real father is, jason schwartzmanagger is here. very cold anyway lot of the country right now. it was 30 below in colorado today whereas here in la, we had

this is jimmy carter's farm. it is important to rosalynn's story, because she would have spent a lot of time out here with president carter's sister, ruth. this was the room of jimmy carter's sisters. this is where they would hang out together and play games and do homework. they enjoyed each other's company. when rosalynn carter without sister, jimmy carter's she would see a young jimmy carter. this is where rosalynn carter and jimmy carter would have been in 11th grade. her first memory of going to school here was that she made straight a's the first quarter and she went home and showed her father and her mother. her that so proud of her daddy gave her a dollar for her, then. ater on in the seventh grade, local businesswoman had a contest for the student who had the best gpa throughout the year. gpa, she would give them five dollars. that was quite a lot of money. year,that seventh grade rosalynn had one that money. one of the activities that she would have been engaged in was basketball. she was excited when s

president was closer to nelson mandela than jimmy carter. during his presidency carter was an early supporter of the african national congress. did he not meet until mandela until 1990, nine years after he left the white house, but the men forged a very real friendship on working on projects to aid africa. there were members of the elders, an elite group of world leaders cofounded by mandela. i sat down with former president jimmy carter before mandela's memorial. i asked if americans should be proud of the part they played in in apartheid in america. >> i had many talks with nelson mandela. i never heard him say that he states. he was grateful to cuba. he was grateful to others who spoke up for him while he was still in prison. he was grateful to the people who condemned the apartheid regime, but i don't think that he felt that his freedom and the change that took place in south africa was attributable to the united states. when i first met nelson mandela, the first thing did he was congratulate me on having a daughter, amy, who had been ar

jimmy parsons! jimmy parsons! that's how it's done, my man. that's how it's done. am i right? jimmy parsons. >> there's a lot of good answers there, jimmy fallon. which one you going to pick? >> so many good answers. so many. so great. so great, my man. steve -- steve, there's only one way for a man to be really sexy. >> what's that? >> be justin timberlake. >> they were cute. paul mccartney was on. it was fun. >>> still ahead on "way too early," why are you awake? what is wrong with you? >> what's wrong with you people? >> why do you wake up too early? >> a day or two before christmas. >> your best and creative tweets just ahead. it's donut friday at the office. and i'm low man on the totem pole. so every friday morning they send me out to get the goods. but what they don't know is that i'm using my citi thankyou card at the coffee shop, so i get 2 times the points. and those points add up fast. so, sure, make me the grunt. 'cause i'll be using those points to help me get to a beach in miami. and allllllll the big shots will be stuck here at the cube farm. the citi thankyou p

and now, while's i'm at it, here's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i am jimmy. glad you are here tonight. if you came to shop, you are out of luck.

custody wing. >> jimmy's done a lot of time in the jail. he's not a young chap anymore. jimmy has enemies in different establishments. and in main street halls. that's why he's kept separate. >> i was getting medication off a doctor and a prisoner tried to take them off me. and he sent another prisoner to my cell. i told the guy to [ bleep ] off. do me or i'll do you. i said you're 30 years younger than me. i will [ bleep ] murder you. so either [ bleep ] off or shut the door. he [ bleep ] off. if they want to fight with me, fight with my rules. knife. then he won't fight. because he knows he may not win. >> jimmy might convey a tough persona inside shotts, but he has serious concerns about what awaits him on the outside when he finally leaves. >> i killed a man who i knew well, which had two big sons. over 30 years of age, that region. who will cause me a problem when i get out. i understand that. i killed their father. so there's a problem. they may come looking for me. if anybody killed my father, i'd [ bleep ] look for them. so i'm expe

president jimmy carter. . >> welcome back to being "talk to al jazeera." i'm ali velshi. we are in johannesburg, south africa and we are here with former united states president jimmy carter and we are talking about the passing of nelson mandela. we had occasion to be on the same plane coming here with people like you to pay their respects. why are you you here? >> i'm in this hotel because this is the last place where i and the so-called ill ders met - elders met with nelson mandela. he was the founder of this group seven or eight years ago, where he brought together a group of what i call huma humorously, has beens. secretary of states, former presidents, prime ministers, to using experience we have collectively for the purposes his life was committed to accomplish. i would say to summarize peace and human rights. and we stay in this hotel and nelson as our founder came out to this hotel and we had ooh photograph all of us together. so that's why we have come back here. we have been fortunate as a group to have spent a good bit of our last six years with nelson. and i t

jimmy fallon. a dynamic duo. totally live. >> that's the way we laugh it up. >> reporter: the surprises continued throughout the night with special guests paul mccartney note have yourself a merry little christmas ♪ ♪ let your heart be live >> reporter: madonna. >> human nature. republicans. democrats. why can't people get along? >> i'm glad you asked that barry. >> reporter: mayor bloomberg. even the real barry gibbs. ♪ >> reporter: fallon's turn as the not so real harry styles. ♪ >> reporter: while justin nailed his impersonation of fallon. >> it's so good. so great, my man. so dead-on jimmy couldn't handle himself. >> reporter: while saturday's j.t. was just the musical guest. as host of -- >> "saturday night." >> it's my [ bleep ] in the box. >> reporter: going move for move with beyonce. ♪ >> i have to say, my favorite moment was when justin did jimmy, the whole time through the sketch, you see him going like this, yous >> that beyonce skit is ridiculous funny. >> it's amazing. >> lot of talent the