>> caller: hello, how are you, mr. cramer? >> yeah. i'm fine, how about you, audrey? >> caller: oh, well, okay. maybe you could do something about my sciatica since you have my back. >> uh, wow. let me think, let me think, i don't know, heat or cold? i think hot's better. >> caller: well, mr. cramer, i've had microsoft for a long time, and i want to know the story. i want to know what's going on. >> i need you to go see dr. erickson, my chiropractor. she'll straighten you out. microsoft is very inexpensive. i don't want you selling microsoft. and feed sciatica and starve a cold. there's some real household wisdom from my executive producer, who i'm going to defeat in fantasy in our super bowl next week! although she's looking pretty darn good. okay. let's go to ozan in texas. >> caller: hey, jim, boo-yah from houston, texas. my ticker symbol is kkd. >> that company's playing a little too much like the texans, my friend. wow. i think they had a comeback. i think james morgan's got to come back and re-explain the story. i did not like that quarter one bit. and that, lad

. >> caller: boo yeah, mr. cramer. hey, first of all, i would like to thank you for all you do for us small-time investors. because of you, your books, and now your alerts, i'm starting to see profits in my portfolio. hey, i can't wait until your new release of your new book comes out. hey, my stock has a lot of legal issues with dna patents and what not. it's called myriad. >> myriad genetics. >> mydm. should i buy it into weakness, hold, or sell it? >> boy, you know, you said all the things that i am most worried about. it does have cancer research, and cancer research is working. as long as you understand it's a speculative stock, i will bless it. boy, i've got to tell you, thank you for all those nice comments about action alerts, my books and stuff. we have a great staff. that's why i look good, believe me. never forget that. nate from texas. nate. >> caller: hey, jim, boo-yah from my university of texas. >> fantastic. what's up? >> caller: i would like to know what the current transition in the fed how will that

the stock down today but basically a double and -- >> mr. cramer, please. come on. >> even better than usual. >> i didn't get a hug. >> you're a big guy. >> that is from the williston brewing company. got that letter today. >> we went there. and we got a bakken beau ya. >> they couldn't stop talking about you. >> you did your fabulous oil when you went to eagle. this is the heart of america. this is where the jobs are. sometimes i get frustrated with the obama administration on the labor day when they get the number, we get that friday, i say why can't you help people get there and they always say we like all forms of energy, solar. total -- never responsive to what i ask but i'm a polite fella. >> the minimum wage discussion where to raise it. >> $2 $27 at the mcdonald's. >> signing bonuses, $27 an hour. they said they would -- all the male employees are willing to shave -- i don't know if they polled them. some had fine locks and grow the goatee. >> i like that concept. the concept. >> that's a terrific idea. and i do want to go to eagleford if they would

. >> mr. cramer, greetings and booyah from the live free or die state, new hampshire. >> new hampshire rocks. go ahead. >> caller: yeah, hey, i got a question about top sorts. i know you're big on stop orders. one of the things that i played with is trailing stocks. say you've got a stock at a hundred. one of things that i've done is a three-tiered approach so i don't get stopped down all at once. seems like something like that strategy works. i'd love to hear your thoughts on that. >> that's a pretty good idea. as you know, i think this idea that you get stopped and it just hits it and the next thing you know it comes right back up, that's bad for me. but if you're going to do it in pieces, that's kind of like the stage that i like. i like that method. i'm not going to endorse it for my own, but i can if it makes you comfortable, i think it's good. jim in new york, jim. >> caller: jim, i'd like to know what the what's the drawbacks of owning stocks held by a holding company. >> well, i mean,

>> caller: boo-yah, mr. cramer. >> boo-yah, chief. >> caller: thank you and your staff for automatic things you do. it really helps a lot. >> you are trick to say that, thank you, man. we try to do a great job here every day. i have a great staff. >> caller: and you do. i want your opinion on amgen. several late stage development, there including the potential cholesterol drug which could generate up to $4 billion in revenue. >> frank, listen. we are members of the four horsemen of the apock limbs. there is no room for amgen. we like gilead, right, we like celgene and regeneron. we are not daeviateing from those for. siad in connecticut. >> caller: i want your impact which will come from results of an 81 date of clinical trials of bb 27, your thoughts and let us know what you think about that. >> i know it spiked on that. that's not good enough. anybody can see that from the chart. i have learned my lesson, when you opine without a recent analysis on a biocap under 3 billion. we have to do a much more homewo

>> caller: hello, mr. cramer. how are you? >> real good. how about you? >> caller: i'm doing great, sir. my question four i have a couple of young children, trying to get them started in investing. the question i have is what advice and what are the most essential items or ideas on investing concepts do people need to know when they start learning the market. >> first thing they need to know is what they own and the idea behind that is to own things like disney. dominos pizza. mcdonald's. go to the mall. go to costco. go to places you're familiar with. read the annual. buy a share. one share. get him or her involved. get them started early. teach your kids about the market. it is a very valuable lesson. and there are many more coming up on this special edition of "mad money". we'll be right back. >> announcer: don't miss a second of "mad money". follow @jimcramer on twitter. have a question, tweet cram cramer #madtweets. or give us a call at 1-800-743-cnbc. miss something? head to mad money.cnbc.coadmone. . >>> welcome back to a bizarrely special "mad mon

>> mr. cramer, with the recent slide in viva systems, and i know it's one of your favorites, what is your feeling at this point now? >> the blogs are down on it, and i think it's a great salesforce.com platform stock. this is a company that has done some absolutely great customer relations management with pharmaceuticals and many data confirms, and i say buy, buy, buy. i'm not done. i'm going to pete in new york. pete! >> boo-yah, jim, from huntington, new york calling about emerson electric. >> emerson electric is one of my absolute favorites and it's an actionalertsplus.com name that is big in china, and i think it's going to have a dynamite 2014. let's go to vernell in north carolina. vernell! >> good afternoon, jim. thank you for taking my call. >> of course! >> from laid back carolina beach, north carolina. i've been a fan of yours for a long time. >> thank you. >> my question to you is a good stock with dividends that i own is gd. >> general dynamics, i'll see your general dynamics and

>> caller: boo-yah, mr. cramer. >> boo-yah, chief. >> caller: thank you and your staff for all you do. it really helps a lot. >> you're terrific for saying that. trying to do a good job every day. got a great staff. what's up? >> caller: and you do. i would like your opinion on amgen. amgn, several of the late-stage development including a potential cholesterol drug which could generate up to $4 billion in -- >> frank, frank, frank -- listen. we're members of the four horse men of the beg pharma apocalypse and there's no room in there for amgen. we like gilead and regeneron and we're not deviating from those. can i go to sead in connecticut. >> caller: my question is about your thoughts on puma biotech. which is coming up on the clinical trials. your thoughts and let me know what you think about -- >> well, i know it spiked on that, but that's not good enough. anyone can see that from the chart. i have learned my lesson. when you opine without doing the most recent analysis on a small cap biotech, say under

. >> caller: hello, mr. cramer. how are you? >> real good. i wish it were hump day. what's up? >> caller: i just added two stocks to my portfolio. one of them being halliburton. the other one cheniere energy. >> i like the cheniere limited partnership now. i like the lng, but i like the limited partnership more. when it comes to your -- to halliburton, it's a very inexpensive stock, but i prefer schlumberger. >> how are you doing? a big boo-yah from chicago. actually, naperville, illinois. how are you? >> i thought the mike ditka thing, i almost cried. that guy is so fabulous. in real life he is really nice. what's up? >> caller: real quick, i want to say hi to miss laura and my aunt diane. where do you think the stock is going to be one year from today and why, jim? >> you've got horse sense. recommended after the close today by citi. i think the stock probably could go to six. i have been behind it now for a very nice gain, and i don't think it's over because i think they're winning a lot of contracts in europe. i need to go to mark in ohio. mark. >> hey, jim. boo-yah for me

>> caller: hi, mr. cramer, pleasure to speak with you. >> same. >> caller: i would like to know about priceline. i have a question about that. first it was on the market, then came off the market and no one knew it went back on the market. how did that happen? >> well, i'm -- i'm more focused on where price line the stock is going. the answer is that this isn't -- $1,100 stock that's headed much higher. i think you should own priceline. it's one of my favorite stocks. guy in georgia? please, guy? >> caller: boo-yah, jim. i want to buy rhp symbol. i trust you more than i trust myself. what do you think? >> well, first of all, you shouldn't do that. you should trust yourself more than you trust me. i'm out there trying hard. and one of the reasons you're going to like what i have to say is i have to do work. i cannot offer you a better ryman hospitality decision than you can right now. i do like that business. let me come back. all right. need your portfolio to get to your next destination? i want you to

>> caller: mr. jim cramer. >> what's happening? hit me. >> caller: dgo -- >> no, no, no, no -- >> sell, sell, sell -- >> you want a gold stock, you've got to go to rand gold. i prefer the gld, understand that gold is not going up right now, but we can stay long it as a hedge. it's a currency. jay in new york, jay? >> caller: manhattan boo-yah. >> nice. brooklyn boo-yah back at you. what's up? >> caller: guidance. i need some guidance on a stock you seem to like, sirius xm satellite. >> analysts were lukewarm on that last quarter. it wasn't that big a miss. i think you should buy it. i like sirius. and i particularly like -- i like that guys running that company. i think they're very good. you want to be long sirius satellite. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of the "lightning round." >> the "lightning round" is sponsored by td ameritrade. ♪ ♪ [ tires screech ] chewley's finds itself in a sticky situation today after recalling its new gum. [ male announcer ] stick it to the market before you get stuck. get the m

. >> we'll be watching all of those stocks mr. cramer just mentioned. we have the opening bell coming up after this. [ male announcer ] once, there was a man who found a magic seashell. it told him what was happening on the trading floor in real time. ♪ the shell brought him great fame. ♪ but then, one day, he noticed that everybody could have a magic seashell. [ indistinct talking ] [ male announcer ] right there in their trading platform. ♪ [ indistinct talking continues ] [ male announcer ] so the magic shell went back to being a...shell. get live squawks right in your trading platform with think or swim from td ameritrade. >>> you're watching cnbc squawk live from the street. the opening bell in about a minute here. a busy, busy morning, whether it's appear sxl china, mobile, the revised gdp numbers, draghi continuing to say rates are going to be very low in europe for a very long time, swrim. >> one of the things that we need if this boom is going to continue is europe. and you can't do it alone. we had this with europe, it seems to have cool

mr. coble, for five minutes. mr. coble: thank you, mr. speaker. mr. speaker, on the 13th of june of this year, i introduced a bill, h.r. 2357, to provide that members must complete 12 years of credible service to become vested into the retirement system. now, i'm not professing to be no expert on pensions, mr. speaker, but five years appears to be very generous, so in my bill i extended that from the five-year time frame to 12 years. taxpayers subsidize this plan, and i believe by increasing the minimum time frame i think it would obviously result in considerable savings. i have conducted a survey -- no survey to support but that common sense tells me that. in fact, this is a commonsense proposal. for example, mr. speaker, a member of congress now must complete only five years of credible service to become vested. now, i know of no plan other would be one that invested in five years. my bill would have you complete 12 years of service prior to becoming vested. i figure by now i would have

i'm jim cramer. see you tomorrow. >>> president obama argued today that income inequality is the definie ining challenge of our . sorry, mr. president, the defining challenge of our time is to restore strong economic growth. in other words, the rising tide lifts all boats. we don't need redistribution tax hikes, we don't need state run health care, more spending, lower the incentive barriers and bring us growth. here's another big problem for president obama, the millennials are abandoning him and obama care in droves. a new poll shows plunging

i'm jim cramer. see you tomorrow. >>> president obama argued today that income inequality is the definie ining challenge of our . sorry, mr. president, the defining challenge of our time is to restore strong economic growth. in other words, the rising tide lifts all boats. we don't need redistribution tax hikes, we don't need state run health care, more spending, lower the incentive barriers and bring us growth. here's another big problem for president obama, the millennials are abandoning him and obama care in droves. a new poll shows plunging support from young people. because the obama care website is in such bad shape, the government now has offered to bail out insurance company profit and losses, and in a possible second bailout, provide the insurers with guest estimates of health care subsidies. this whole story has gone haywire. all right? all of this and more coming up on "the kudlow report" beginning right now. >>> good evening, everyone. i'm larry kudlow. this is "the kudlow report." we're