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next time i'll have that instead of pudding. >> i love doing standup. i try to just do jokes, try to be funny, but people get upset. you can't stop people when they're upset, you know. >> april, 2007. jim jeffries is midway through his first of two sets at the comedy store in manchester, england. the club's in-house camera captures the performance. >> none of you. none of you will ever know for sure because no man's going to tell you because we're good people. >> jim notices a man in the audience doesn't seem to like his act. >> he stormed out of the room early on in the piece and may have said something like you're -- or something like that. that's a bloody mystery, eh? >> like most comedians, jim is used to dealing with hecklers. >> the secret is for the most part, the audience want you to win. if there's any battle, they're on your side. i can't think of a time that i've lost an altercation verbally with a heckler. >> jim doesn't think anything of it and continues with his act. >> i think it's because all the -- hang on. >> out of nowhere, the angry

my favorite is the tequila crisis of 1995. but it strikes me that we have price bubbles in a variety of commodities all the time and i will end by saying that essentially what i've learned is if we have adopted a physician's mantra, we might be better buffering these people in the we have quite a bit of data to understand what to invest in. i will conclude by offering this quote. it is the speech from robert kennedy in 1968. he says it's over $800 million per year if we should judge the united states of america, the gdp counts the cigarette advertising to clear this and special locks for those who break them and the destruction of the redwoods and the natural wonders. it counts napalm and warheads and a counts the television program that the gdp does not allow for the health of our children and quality of their children and the joy of their play and it does not include the strength of our marriages where the intelligence of the public officials. neither our wisdom nor our learning or compassion or devotion. it measures everyth

shows sixteen men and sixteen women competing for the romantic attentions of tequila who is bisexual who's racy dialogue and suggestive plotline a shot of love made a mainstream media star was a clip from the show's trailer. and time is video superstar a cover model and am i such as having tire broken by trolls and when they send setting out to find a ten person for me. i'm going to meet sixteen straight guys. and sixteen. that. this why all her success there was always the sense that fuel was lost for free and was a little normal almost like a dick it. turns out that he'll actually is a fan of dictators adolf hitler in particular she recently posted do facebook a picture of herself wearing the nazi armband and a nazi cap on her blog to kill her recently referred to her as a prophet poured into some reports she has even taken to calling herself by the name. that we know that the so and now that we know it till it's a kid to kill has officially come out as a nazi and i want to question remains who is she going to choose the search rough i guess we'll have to wait until the next season

two decades ago it was about three times less. three times more alcohol within men than women and the gap is definitely changing. and even now, we see different patterns of alcoholism? binge drinking, we see more in women than men. i think there are multi-- it is a multi-factorial, social changes, cultural changes around women, women are more in the workforce, they're more powerful, in powerful positions, so a lot to be considered and i agree with ann about what she said. >> so there are a lot of factors going into it. one of the things interesting you mentioned that men and women drink for different reasons. >> men typically when they get in trouble with drinking they go to a bar and drink with friends. women medicate, drink at home, loneliness, depression, many things that trouble us -- >> to get rid of negative feelings, as opposed to men drinking? >> i'll give you the example of childhood sexual abuse, a very big driver of people getting into alcohol problems. it happens for men and women, but typically women isolate when they