kimmel. >> jimmy: yes. >> jimmy kimmel, package from you. ebay. >> jimmy: oh. well, i didn't order anything from ebay. >> well, this is for you. >> jimmy: oh. all right. well, what is -- do you know what it is? >> let's see. wow. it's a daddy saddle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what that is. i didn't order a daddy saddle. >> lucky. look. built for hours of fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> how much did you bid on it? >> jimmy: i didn't bid ton. i think my ebay account was hacked. i didn't order this. >> are you going to use it? >> jimmy: no. >> can i have it? >> jimmy: yeah, you can have it. >> yeah! i got a daddy saddle! i got a daddy saddle! i got a daddy saddle! [ applause ] >> jimmy: he left his thing. what year is this from? [ laughter ] this is how they did it in the '80s. all right. meanwhile, you know google is continuing with their mission to make sure we're never not looking at advertisements. google has informed the s.e.c. -- i'm going to put this down. that it hopes to one day put ads on refrigerators, car dashboards, thermostats,

kimmel. >> "jimmy kimmel live," 11:35, 10:35 central. late nights on abc. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank kathy griffin, tony hale, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, their new album is called, "right thoughts, right words, right action." here with the song "bullet" franz ferdinand. ♪ while i'm away you can let the mouse go down on you let the mouse do what i'd do ♪ ♪ if i was there but you'd better explain that i have vendetta in my narrow bones ♪ ♪ and a vindictive eye of my jealousy i have no control no control ♪ ♪ i'll never get your bullet out of my head now baby i'll never get your bullet out of my mind ♪ ♪ i'll never get your bullet out of my head now baby i'll never get your bullet out of my mind ♪ ♪ i can not get your bullet out of my head now i have no control but i try yes i try ♪ ♪ so i'd better explain that i have a red vendetta in my narrow bones ♪ ♪ a wicked indicative eye of my yellow jealousy i have no control no control no control ♪ ♪ i'll never g

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- emily blunt, from "shark tank", daymond john, and music from the birds of satan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, fasten your safety belts, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight.

and now, just in the nick of time, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to visit. thank you for standing out in the sun to get in here. it was hot today, right? it was 92 degrees in hollywood today. 20 degrees hotter than normal. which i think is god's way of telling us we should all get really dark tans just to freak out donald sterling. [ cheers and applause ] let's do it! i actually wore shorts in to work today. not just regular shorts. short shorts with my cheeks poking out. i always say, when you've got it, make people vomit. [ laughter ] . it is hot, though. thank god summer's almost over, huh? [ laughter ] we really need queen elsa to get in a fight with her sister or something. of course, when temperatures are high it is hardest here on the superheroes on hollywood boulevard. if you've ever been to hollywood, you've probably seen a menagerie of costumed characters roaming the street. i feel especially bad

and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thanks for coming to visit. [ cheers and applause ] wow. what a reception. i'll do my best to make this a -- hey, thank godzilla it's friday, right, guys? i don't usually tell traditional jokes, you know, like the ones people tell each other while playing golf, and i especially don't tell knock-knock jokes, but i heard a really good one yesterday. you want to hear it? [ cheers and applause ] too bad if you didn't, i guess, but here goes. knock-knock. >> who's there? >> jimmy: pooh-pooh. >> pooh-pooh who? >> jimmy: pooh-pooh in the bathtub. my niece wrote it. she's 2 years old. [ cheers and applause ] you know what? i'd say the first ten times she told it, it wasn't that funny. but the 11th time that's when it became hilarious. this is interesting. potentially helpful in an emergency situation. the fcc has just introduced a new way to contact emergency services. in certain states you can now text 911. which is good, because it was such a pain calling 911. first

. >> right now on "jimmy kimmel live", julia roberts have a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sally field. julia roberts. and music from future islands. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. my name is jimm i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming to our studios here in hollywood. happy cinco de mayo to each of you. guillermo, happy cinco de mayo to each of you as well. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: have you been celebrating tonight? >> just a little bit. >> jimmy: just a little bit. and what would that entail exactly, celebrating? >> just one shot. >> jimmy: one shot. [ laughter ] but he gets it with a hypodermic needle. [ laughter ] i bet i could get drunk just from sniffing your mustache tonight. [ laughter ] you know, a lot of americans think cinco de mayo is mexican independence day. it isn't. cinco de mayo commemorates mexico's unlikely victory over the french army in 1862, which not to rain on anyone's fiesta, but how unlikely is

and now, fortunately, here's jimmy kimmel. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for coming. [ indiscernible ] very kind of you. and -- we have a lot to get to tonight. but first we have to go, we are going, yes, we have to go to a high-speed chase. okay. now, what's happening here, you see there is, this is highway 50 in sacramento. a dog is loose on the freeway. it's -- he is moving pretty fast. i have to say. trying to catch him. that is some serious determination there. oh, there is the police involved. by the way the dog is having so much fun right now. a number of police cars are on the scene. they have got the dog surrounded now. well, now they don't have him surrounded anymore. and, well, no oh, we lost him. now the dog is going the other way on the freeway. oh, looks like he has exited. the dog has exited the freeway. he disappeared into the bushes some where. okay. now up against the fence, i guess. and, oh, ooh. about to get over the fence. and oh my goodness. oh my -- oh my. back over the fence. like an action movie and romantic comedy all wr

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight nathan lane. author adam carolla. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from royal blood. with cleto and the cletones. and now moving right long, here's jimmy kimmel! thank godzilla it's friday. i don't usually tell traditional jokes, i don't tell knock-knock jokes, i heard a really good one yesterday. you want to hear it? here goes. knock-knock. >> who's there? >> jimmy: pooh-pooh. >> pooh-pooh who? >> jimmy: pooh-pooh in the bathtub. my niece wrote it. she is 2 years old. and i tell you, the first, the first ten times, she told it it wasn't that funny. but the 11th time that's when it became hilarious. this is interesting. potentially helpful in an emergency situation. the fcc has just introduce aid new way to contact emergency services in certain states you can text 911. which its good, because it was such a pain calling 911. first you have to dial 9 and then 1, 1 again. it's like, uh. unfortunately, it if you texas them they won't necessarily fiend you. th -- find

right now on "jimmy kimmel liv >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- george stephanopoulos, "bachelorette" andi dorfman, and music from charles bradley. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and not a moment too soon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. what a night. what a night of television. of dance and romance here on abc. earlier we were privileged to witness the beginning of a new season of "the bachelorette." season 10, another journey has begun. you know, christopher columbus went on a journey. lewis & clark. that was a journey. deciding which personal trainer to spend the next three months with, i'm not sure that qualifies as a journey. [ laughter ] i don't know that that meets the minimum journey requirements. but whatever you want to call, it the woman of the hour, or two-hour is a 26-year-old assistant district attorney named andi dorfman. she's the whoun during last season of "the bachelor" told juan pablo off and quit the show, which was mucho buen

. >> right now on jimmy kimmel, actress sandra >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sandra oh -- "science bob" pflugfelder -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from boy george with cleto and the cletones. and now after all is said and done, here's jimmy kim el! [ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming. so enthusiastic. i'm sure you've all heard by now that the clippers are for sale, whether the owner of the team wants to sell them or not. and you probably also heard the rumor that oprah and i are planning to buy the team together. i want to say i have no comment on that. right now it's an idea, it's nothing more, but people have been talking about it. and as soon as they did start -- as soon as my name came up in this conversation, sure enough, lo and behold, look who decided to throw his stupid hat in the ring. >> would you be interested in buying a piece of the clippers if it became available. >> i unfortunately don't have donald sterling money but if magic wants to put money in, i'll jump in to be a

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and now tonight's the night -- here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. observing from backstage. this group here tonight you are among my top ten sweatiest audiences ever. very, very hot in southern california right now. not just because we have the best publicist. it got up to 101 degrees in hollywood today. although with the wind chill it was 98 degrees. you know they never had the wind chill in when it's hot do they. things are especially bad in san diego. actually go through life and you think you heard of every kind of weather condition. then out of nowhere, a polar vortex, there is thundersnow. well, folks about to introduce you to a new one, maybe new to me, i haven't heard of it. here in southern california today, we premiereed what i think is the first ever, firenado. that is nothing to laugh about. kind of like a sharknado, instead of sharks in the nado there is fire. if that isn't the work of satan, i don't know what is. i'll tell you. the fires are so bad they had to evacuate

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kimmel live", julia roberts have a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sally field. julia roberts. and music from future islands. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. my name is jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming to our studios here in hollywood.

right now on "jimmy kimmel liv >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- george stephanopoulos, "bachelorette" andi dorfman, and music from charles bradley. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and not a moment too soon, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. what a night.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- emily blunt, from "shark tank", daymond john, and music from the birds of satan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, fasten your safety belts, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. thank you for joining us on "air conditioning appreciation week" in los angeles. it was very hot today. it got up to 98 degrees here in hollywood. in the valley, it was over a hundred. this is not a good week to be a superhero out on hollywood blvd. truth be told no week is. but especially this one. on the plus side, i guess the heat is good practice for when we all go to hell. which we will. i was in new york for the last couple of days. yesterday morning in new york i swear this is true, for breakfast, i ordered a hot dog as an appetizer for breakfast. then i had the main course of three eggs and a bagel. and about six pickles. and then i had four slices

and now, from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i don't mean to do personal business here, but does anyone want to buy a pair of clippers season tickets? [ laughter ] i'll give you a great deal on them. i swear. as you probably know, on saturday the owner of the los angeles clippers, real estate magnate donald sterling, was caught on tape saying very racist things to a woman who's believed to be his former girlfriend. her name is v. stiviano. he was apparently, donald sterling, upset because she posted a picture of herself on instagram posing with magic johnson. and he was upset not because magic is a former laker and there's a rivalry. he was upset because she was, quote, publicly associating with black people and magic is a black people. [ laughter ] so it's a long tape. they posted a lot of it on tmz and even more on deadspin, but this should give you the gist of it. >> you want me to have hate toward black people? >> i don't want you to have hate. that's what people do. they t

and now here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and thank you for coming to see us here in hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] i know this is a little off subject. first question, does anyone know where i can buy some linens and things? we have much in store for you this evening. the writer/director/star of a new movie, "chef," which i enjoyed thoroughly, jon favreau is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i saw it last night. it is about a chef played by jon, his ex-wife in the movie, sophia vergera and his girlfriend is scarlet johannsen, especially good at casting. also tonight we will be joined by a gifted, likable, pharell williams. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your mother calls him purell williams. tonight we will find out what the hell he is so happy about. pharell, we will compete in the what we are calling the twofie shootout, you know what a selfie is, a twofie, you don't know, is a picture you take of yourself and another person. you're either twice

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and now here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and thank you for coming to see us here in hollywood. [ cheers and applause ] i know this is a little off subject. first question, does anyone know where i can buy some

and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: thank you very much. it's tuesday to end all tuesdays.

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and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. it's tuesday to end all tuesdays. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, i feel like i know the answer. how are you guys feeling tonight? not individually. as a group. everybody okay? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear that. according to the white house we are all about to die. the white house just released the national climate assessment. a lengthy report on the effect climate change is having on our country. it's 800 pages long, which seems like a lot of trees to kill for a report on the environment. but it is not encouraging. for humans. for rattlesnakes it's great. but for humans problematic. it says we can expect more fires and drought in the southwest. alaska is going to melt. coastlines will be flooded. which are all bad things. the report says climate change was once considered an issue for the future. it's moved firmly into the present. i don't know, maybe the climate has

♪ "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'd like to welcome you. don't be alarmed. we are very friendly. right, guillermo. we are very friendly, right? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: let me ask. who do you think who works at the show is the most friendly person on the staff? >> guillermo: cleto sr. >> jimmy: cleto sr. >> jimmy: i would have to agree. cleto sr. who is the least friendly person on the staff, would you say? >> guillermo: brad, i don't remember his last name. brad. >> jimmy: brad. he is? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: wow. this morning, "time" magazine, every year, right after people releases its 50 most beautiful people issue, time releases its list of the 100 most influential people. usually i make both lists. but this year, i didn't even -- get on one. the people who did make this year's most influential, kerry washington, hillary clinton, pope francis, vladamir putin, pharell williams, and quiona, i didn't realize, a super food. very popular. beyonce is on the cover of time. b

up >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet. robin roberts. and music from circa zero. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to join us here. and yes, i am -- in case you're wondering what this is around my neck, i am wearing a bow tie. this is a gift from one of our guests tonight, jesse tyler ferguson, jesse started a charitable organization, called tie the knot. i spent the last two and a half hours trying to do just that. it's hard to tie a bow tie without your dad helping, you know? my wife is pregnant. i decided to night while i was trying to put this on i will not help the doctor with the umbilical cord. i'm going to leave that up to her. it was a -- oh, it was a very big day for l.a. sports today. donald sterling, the beloved owner of the los angeles clippers, as you know, was captured on tape saying very racist things to his girlfriend

and now, first of all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming to visit us here. guillermo and i are very grateful. here is how it will work. have some laughs, a couple drinks and see where the night takes us, okay. before we get going, i want to mention something. like most americans i spend a lot of my time at workshoping online. that's why the show isn't very good. so i was on the william sonoma website buying a multichopper, i always look at the sale section to see what else i can buy that i don't need. i came across this item. a chocolate easter bunny. which was reduced from $14.95 to $9.99. and i have a number of question as but this. the only one that matters, who is buying chocolate easter bunnies in may? i mean, it's not like chocolate isn't available in other shapes. can you imagine your wife comes home, a full month after easter, sitting at the kitchen table chocolate bunny all over your face. probably dial 911, right. if you did buy a chocolate bunny, i

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up >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson and eric stonestreet. robin roberts. and music from circa zero. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to join us here.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- adam sandler. from "maleficent", elle fanning. celebrities read mean tweets. and music from lykke li. and now, why wait, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> matt: hi, there. welcome. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] >> jim

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next newscast is at 4:30 tomorrow morning. >> but writ now on jimmy kimmel actress sandra o. that's next. actress sandra o. that's next. we appreciate your time. ♪ ♪ >> all right. this is scary. the bottle of red wine you are drinking, maybe right now, by the way, may not be what you are thinking. >> depending on where they are watching it could be right now. police in italy confiscated tens of thousands of bottles of counterfeit premium wine. many of which were heading to stores in the united states. here's abc's nick watt. >> reporter: the tip off came from discerning drinkers who realized the expensive wine they were sipping was not the real deal. police swooped seizing 30,000 bottles. of counterfeit wines. worthless wine with a fancy, fake label. >> reporter: the problem is most of us, including me, can't tell the difference. between one wine or the other. we are ripe for the fooling. >> unfortunately, the average american, if you are just going out to a grocery store, i can't guarantee you are not going to get what you are looking for and you might be getting somethi

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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- emily blunt, from "shark tank", daymond john, and music from the birds of satan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, fasten your safety belts, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight.

. >> have a good mother's day >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jennifer lopez. from "mad men", elisabeth moss. and music from sleepy man banjo boys. with cleto and the cletones. and now, from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

that but first here's jimmy kimmel tape. a gander after the news. situation where the president yells at you. >> oh, yes. >> really. >> did. has he ever brought to you tears? you tears? >> close >> plane from sfo with a close call with another plane last month in new jersey more danger than originally thought. newly released preliminary report the ntsb class fay the incident as near mid-air collision. on april 24 united airlines flight from san francisco was trying to land at newark liberty airport with 161 people on board. the report says it came within 400 feet above and 200 feet to the side of an express jet flight. sfo flight was ordered to abort the dissent. investigators are still trying to determine who was at fault for the near crash. >> hero dog in oakland helped chp officers arrest suspected auto they have today. when the man ditched the cary tried to run through the yard but the dog wasn't having it. the dog corner the suspect until police arrested him. >> firefighters in the marin county community of marin wood came one a creative way to

. >> but first here's jimmy kimmel. >> thanks. a sample of what we have in store for tonight. >> at one point you were thinking about playing for the clippers. did you meet with sterling. >> i did. and seems like a good guy, yes a pediatrician.ds of a . art surgery.ng advances in heart surgery. and these are developing groundbreaking treatments for cancer. they're the hands of the nation's top doctors. kaiser permanente doctors. and though they are all different, they work together on a single mission: saving lives. discover how we are advancing medicine at kp.org join us, and thrive. >> nearly 2 dozen animal have been rescued from a hoarder news monterey county. 18 dog and 2 ka cats were found in small filthy rooms in home in pacific grove. stench so strong humane officers said hard to breathe. home was cluttered with piles of clothing and garbage and as you can imagine filled with feces. all of the animals were suffering from neglect and variety of infection and diseases. charges are expected to be filed against the homeowner. >

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kimmel y live", julia roberts have a this one comes to us down in texas. >> check this out. this is gary hanes. he launches a long pass in the air and check this out. he is sprinting after it. does he catch it? does he catch it? yeah, he does. he unleashes the ball and catches it at the end. >> 50 yards later. he caught it. he plays wide receiver for his high school and might not be a surprise head led the team in catches, yards and touchdowns and should be probably a quarterback as well. looking forward to his senior season. that is impressive. wow. >> p.s., he says he's working on his speed. >> i think he's kind of fast. he can probably go 25 yards and get under it 50 not so much. >> i think i can throw it straight up and catch it and that might be as to up. >> we will work on it. >>> coming up next, what could be the future of air travel and requires no runway? >>> and later going undercover to your favorite restaurants to reveal food and drink on secret menus, your lunch break may never be the same. you are watching "world news now." ♪ i'll give you my dirty little sec

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