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that's why verizon built americas largest 4g lte network. because the only thing that really matters are the results you get. so for the best devices the best network and for best results, use verizon. >>> pope francis is asking the world to do more to help people out of poverty. earlier, he called on governments around the globe to redistribute wealth to the poor. so this has been an issue for a while because i think it's been a year that the pope has been there at the vatican and he wrote a paper that got a lot of attention and we -- also president obama is talking a lot about income inequality. the question come up. we were talking about before, i don't find the pope's comments that controversial. i feel like i can hear what he's trying to say, in terms of the message we learned in sunday school but this is causing some controversy, the question is how does the u.n. get involved? >> let me clarify this. i love pope francis. i love everything he's doing. this is controversial because he's asking the government's to redistribute wealth. whe

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