>> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> this is in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are you? >> stephen: i'm in l.a. the emmys were last night and i was nominated. >> oh! was i nominated? >> stephen: no. (bleep). >> stephen: what were we talking about? >> what were we talking about? >> stephen: me. you're not here? >> stephen: no. am i here? >> stephen: no. this is a pre-tape. you're in the past. >> when in the past? >> stephen: two weeks ago. oh. >> stephen: my question is, jeff, should i come back to do my show live in new york tonight, which involves me taking the red eye back from los angeles after

america's import tm captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> we want to show you video of a man accused of insider trading. his name michael lucarelli. we first told you about those charges on power lunch. we'll be following this one for you and see where it goes. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very

>> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> this is in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are you? >> stephen: i'm in l.a. the emmys were last night and i

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause)

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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight, a new threat from africa! your upstairs neighbor is learning to play the djembe! and a raging sandwich controversy -- rye, rye not? and my guest brian chesky founded air b & b which lets users stay in homes around the world. i have a product that does that -- a crowbar! (laughter) hawaii is facing back-to-back hurricanes, so when they're saying aloha to one, they will be saying aloha to another! (laughter) this is "the colbert report"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) welcome to "the report"! thanks for joining us! (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: welcome! welcome, everybody! thank you so much! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks... folks... i'm sure you know, but america's relationship with russia continues to degrade. finally, a true strong leader stepped up to punish russia and, no surprise, it's vladimir putin. (laughter) jim? >> vladimir putin is striking back against the west's economic sanctions. today banning food imports to ru

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to "the report"! thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen, in here, out there, all around the world, nation, huge show tonight! i am either very happy about the emmys or wondering why i went. (laughter) either way, i cannot wait to find out how i am so hung over. oh, excuse me, hold on a second. my stover frozen dinner is ready! and, oh, kids! there's nothing i enjoy more than eating a nice, hot stouffer's family-size lasagna. after this, i will feel like i've got a baby in me! (laughter) and the reason i'm stouffin' my face is this crowd hails from the 78th installment from my 434th part series! ohio's 11th, includes the city of cleveland, founded by general moses cleveland in 1796. as of the 1800s, the city's population consisted of only three men -- a sociological condition known today as north dakota. in 1879, cleveland became the world's first city to be lighted electrically. residents were proud of the achievement, though disa

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central >> what's up. jon stewart, we're back. i'm nominated to do the ferguson challenge. not sure if it's raising money for anything. here we go. the ferguson challenge. i'm excited and nervous. [beep] [beep] [beep] >> oh, is that mace ! oh, son of a bitch! >> jon: i don't nominate anyone. can i do the ice bucket one now. >> august 26th, 2014. from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: we're back. welcome to "the daily show." so nice to see you. my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight david rose author of "enchanted objects." the emmys. colbert report. congratulations, great job. first big news the last few weeks, ferguson, missouri. a series of protests sparking in term a stern response which police who appear to be auditioning for robo cop. it's a story that has a lot of people outraged up and set. >> i came back from vacation

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. mwa! folks-- i can't stop these people. i can't stop them. ( cheers and applause ). thank you. ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a big show to do. folks, we've got a big show to do. i know. i would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. ( cheers ) these people are locked and loaded. folks, speaking of which, you know i'm a proud supporter of the second amendment. i consider it first among amendments that aren't the first one. ( laughter ) these days we gun advocates are being treated like common crim nalz. >> a 54-year-old research doctor arrested after he entered an airport terminal carrying an assault rifle. dr. peter steinmetz was carrying

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, thank you, welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. (cheers and applause) thanks, everybody. it's wonderful to be here. as i said, folks, folks, it's so good. it's so good. thank you. i think you know i need your energy, folks t is so good. it is so good to have you with us. and it's good to have me with you. please v a seat. because folks, i was

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> we want to show you video of a man accused of insider trading. his name michael lucarelli. we first told you about those charges on power lunch. we'll be following this one for you and see where it goes. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very

media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: ooh! (audience chanting) >> stephen: welcome! (cheers and applause) welcome to th "the report," everybody! whether you know it or not, i have big news for you now. you have joined us on an historic night. this week marks the 40th anniversary of the resignation of richard milhous jowlsworth nixon. (laughter) we were going to have a balloon drop in his honor, but, instead, we just decided to secretly drop them over cambodia. (laughter) this is a solemn day for me because nixon is my all-time favorite non-reagan president, non-cheney vice president, and non-oats quaker. (laughter) to this day, nixon's 1972 campaign poster hangs in my office. it reminds me of a simpler time in america, when my parents seemed very tall and you'd get a gold star just for using the toilet. (laughter) folks, before we delve into the so-called scandal that cost us this great leader, let's get to know the man. richard nixon was born in 1913 in yorba linda, california. even at an early

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access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org in marshland behind a bay aa neighborhood. >>> breaking news. this evening the scramble to save homes from a brush fire burning in marshland behind a bay area neighborhood. good evening, i'm allen martin. ken bastida and veronica de la cruz are off tonight. >> i'm elizabeth cook. fire teams are tackling a brush fire in vallejo. it's happening near the junction of junction 29 and 37. chopper 5 is live over vallejo right now where the fire blackened a large portion of the field about 10 acres. some dramatic moments in this fire as flames crept up close to homes on sonora pass road with the flames stopped right at some back fences. for a time the response to this fire had closed the south connector from highway 29 to westbound 37. traffic is now moving again. we want to show you video from a short time ago. over the past hour we have seen a helicopter make repeated water drops on the fireline. crews are battling the fire from the ground. one of the fires began at a homeless encampment. the other touched off by a structure fire. fire assistance has

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> we want to show you video of a man accused of insider trading. his name michael lucarelli. we first told you about those charges on power lunch. we'll be following this one for you and see where it goes. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle...! [cheering and applause...] [laughter] hey, man. welcome, everybody. welcome back to chappelle's show. i can't believe i'm still on the air-- this is incredible. but i've been having fun since the show came out, man. i've been going out to, like, parties and stuff. feeling like a big shot. and i was out at a club... i don't know if y'all knew this. did y'all know that jay-z has a vodka out now? audience

recently, jared bowen of wgbh sat down with him to talk about some of the works in the exhibit and to look back at his now 60- year career. >> i have no idea what inspires me, all the things that i paint are thing that i know very well. >> reporter: and jamie wyeth will tell you: it's all he's ever known. 60 years of the prolific painter's work are now on view at the museum of fine arts in his first major retrospective. it takes us from wyeth's boyhood promise to late-in-life reflections. seeing all your work from very early on, to the most recent pieces, what is it like to see everything in one place? >> the emotion is sheer terror on my part, i mean i really am not being cute about it, i try to tell a variety of friends of mine, it's as if you're in a room and everybody's reading your new novel or your new poem, all the inadequacies staring at it, i cringe and say 'iwhat wasi thinking? why did i get obsessed with that?" so its not a pleasant experience, i'm obviously incredibly honored. >> reporter: in truth, he's always been in the spotlight as the third generation of the famed wye

we shall remain is a great series that has been on pbs recently, produced by wgbh... >> hinojosa: and you directed three of those series of we shall remain, which were amazing. there, you went into doing kind of historical documentary work-- very different than a narrative film. >> yeah. >> hinojosa: and i know that you were concerned about the images again, of "our we going to be, you know, again putting the native people into this little box?" what kind of challenges did it raise for you? >> well, i mean the first thing was when i got a call from sharon grimberg and mark samuels. it was like, "okay, i've never done a historical native piece," and i said, "now, what's going to make this different?" you know, for me, you know, whenever you see these scripts about native people in historical terms, you read the script and at the end, the indians die. and i say, "well," you know, "what's the difference here?" they're interchangeable; it's like the seminoles, the cherokees, the lakotas, the navajos, you know? you know, whoever it might be, at the end, they... you know, that's the hollywo

captioning sponsored by triage entertainment group captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wghb.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we got a show tonight. wu-tang clan is going to be on tonight. the wu! history in the making. i mean, i got to tell you, if my name was jason and i wasn't here, i would be very upset about this show. but we're wishing you the best, jason. get home safe and then come and see wu tang with us. but before we get to that, which history in the making, political primary season still happening. last night huge news results in the g.o.p. tea party versus establishment civil war. that has been pitting young, hardline, right-wing tea party obstructionists against older ones. [laughter] it's the subject tonight. a number of primary votes yesterday, foremost among them, kansas. three-term conservative senator -- that's not him -- pat roberts.

. >> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> this is in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are you? >> stephen: i'm in l.a. the emmys were last night and i was nominated. >> oh! was i nominated? >> stephen: no. (bleep). >> stephen: what were we talking about? >> what were we talking about? >> stephen: me. you're not here? >> stephen: no. am i here? >> stephen: no. this is a pre-tape. you're in the past. >> when in the past? >> stephen: two weeks ago. oh. >> stephen: my question is, jeff, should i come back to do my show live in new york tonight, which involves me taking the red eye back from los angeles after

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! my guest tonight is the c.e.o. of the room sharing service air b & b. every air b & b i stayed in had air. please welcome brian chesky! (cheers and applause) hey, brian! what's going on? >> thank you. >> stephen: you're the co-founder and c.e.o. of air b & b, a $10 billion hospitality exchange company. what is the difference between air b & b and just home prostitution? because some of these houses are literally on street corners. >> the whole idea is we have this idea, what if you could have your home anywhere in the world. we wanted to take the strangeness out of it. >> i can go homes all over the world, already. >> you get to meet them before and with the click of a button you can have a castle in ireland, a boat on cape town or a home in paris. >> how do i know the person won't kill me and wear my skin? (laughter) >> the whole idea is there are no strangers here. you get to meet people, see their profile and it works off trust. you get to read the reviews of people who

. >> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> this is in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are

., dodge tranche las, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: ooh! (audience chanting) >> stephen: welcome! (cheers and applause) welcome to th "the report," everybody! whether you know it or not, i have big news for you now. you have joined us on an historic night. this week marks the 40th anniversary of the resignation of richard milhous jowlsworth nixon. (laughter) we were going to have a balloon drop in his honor, but, instead, we just decided to secretly drop them over cambodia. (laughter) this is a solemn day for me because nixon is my all-time

., dodge tranche las, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: ooh! (audience chanting) >> stephen: welcome! (cheers and applause)

., dodge tranche las, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to "the report"! thanks so much for joining us! nation -- (chanting) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: nation, thank you so much! nation, thank you so much for your love and adulation tonight. i need it more than ever because if you have been watching the news, you know it's been a tough week for, let's say humans. (laughter) from battles in gaza to russia shelling ukraine to taliban advances in afghanistan, they're not releasing any more new weird al videos. (laughter) folks, we are facing a situation i've always feared -- things might actually be as bad as we make them d

(cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: hey. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. kindon crowder stewart, stewart, stewart! very kind to do whatever it is you're doing there. here to talk about nis -- his new book "the taliban revival," really one of the worst revivals that's come out. i know what you're thinking, taliban? they went out of style. that's ten years old. isn't there a

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> thank you, folks, good to have you with us, in here, out there, all around the world! folks, thank you so much for being here. it's-- it's great to know i have your support. while i am primarily a pundit and newsman my media empire extends all throughout the entertainment industry. because in addition to this show i have my best selling children's book. my alpha squad 7 graphic novel and my family friendly ku klux cartoons. call me anything, jr., okay, or you're the racist. but even media moguls like me got to stay connected to the fans. and there's no better place to do that than at this weekend's san diego comic con where every conceivable sci-fi, tv show or book moneymaker for at least 130,000 rabid attendees. it is an orgy of people who will probably not be invited to the orr gy. (laughter) but bes

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speaki captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight, a new threat from africa! your upstairs neighbor is learning to play the djembe! and a raging sandwich controversy -- rye, rye not? and my guest brian chesky founded air b & b which lets users stay in homes around the world. i have a product that does that -- a crowbar! (laughter) hawaii is facing back-to-back hurricanes, so when they're saying aloha to one, they will be saying aloha to another! (laughter) this is "the colbert report"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) welcome

captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> all right. go ahead and give me one shot. all right. >> moments later that 9-year- old shot and killed her instructor in arizona. so how young is too young to have a gun around here? the answers we found. >> reporter: maureen mcdonnell's defense rests but not before a witness calls jonnie williams a criminal. i'm peggy fox in richmond, this story coming up. >> reporter: we've got major delays here on chevy chase circle due to construction on connecticut avenue northwest, but some officials din know about it. i'll have that story next -- didn't know about it. i'll have that story next. >> good evening. i'm jan jeffcoat. >> and i'm derek mcginty. >>> we have a warning about deadly rip currents after an 18- year-old manas teen was -- manassas teen was pulled off the coast last night. 18-year-old jose hernandez appeared to be stuck in a rip current and was having difficulty getting back to shore. witnesses stated at one point the victim was overtaken by a wave, submerged and just did not resurface.

comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: that's the report, everybody. good night! >> it's 11:59 and 59 seconds .ù this happened on deadline.com today! in a world where there are no original movie ideas left, hollywood will turn its eyes to the drunkest, rowdiest, denny's-at-2am-iest corner of the internet to bring us.ù "worldstarhiphop: the movie." ( laughter ) according to imdb, the writer of this sure-to-be masterpiece is currently writing and directing a film called "puerto-ricans in paris." not the city, the heiress.

everybod (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ come on, throw the football, ike! no-oh-dado. dude, you're not gonna believe what cartman has! hepatitis "b"? no, dick. four tickets, 28th row, for the raging pussies. you got raging pussies tickets?! we're going tomorrow night. cartman's got the bus schedule figured out. hold on, i'll be right back. mom, dad, can i go with the guys to see the raging pussies? no, kyle. but all the guys are going! kyle, you're not old enough, and those concerts are dangerous and vile. but, mom, i -- the answer is no, kyle! aw! my parents said i can't go. we

captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (yawn) (ding!) toaster strudel! more fruit in the filling, ya? mmm! ya! warm, flaky, gooey toaster strudel! now, with more fruit! don't wait for awesome... totino's pizza rolls... ...gets you there in just 60 seconds. ahhh! what is it? there are no marshmallows in this box of lucky charms! huh... weird... seriously? what? they're magically delicious (yawn) (ding!) toaster strudel! more fruit in the filling, ya? mmm! ya! warm, flaky, gooey toaster strudel! now, with more fruit! >>> so many stars said good-bye last night to chelsea handler and her late night show. >> everybody, sandra bullock, jennifer aniston, even miley cyrus. >> how did she get all the big celebs to show up? >> here comes the time. >> there was singing, there was nudity. >> no. what are you doing here? >> and there was the big after-party. so, what is next for chelsea? >> on the next show. >>> also tonight, mariah gets grilled about those divorce rumors. >> mariah, anything to say about divorce? >> and check out nick's hat? >> seem

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody! good to have you with us! nation, i got to tell you, folks, i got to tell you, it is wonderful to hear that from this audience. thank you, thank you, heroes! thank you, nation, thank you! folks, you know, if you are checking the papers and looking at the tvs there's just so much sad news out there these days that tonight i would like to kick things off with a hot shot, a pick me up from what i like to call stephen colbert's smile file. tonight on the smile file tyrannical north korean dictator kim jung-un. folks, this mad man lives a constant state of stern disapproval. but even before he came to power young un made no time for frivolity. just listen to this actual cnn interview with his old border schoolroom mate from switzerland. >> did you go out in the n

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