the los angeles animal services smart team got called in to capture this little fella. they got their nets out and it took them several hours to chase this owl around. there were a couple of fly byes where they thought they got it. after they chased him around the store for quite a while, this is the anti-climatic rescue. just misses. the owl at this point. this has been going on for hours. the owl is just plain exhausted, flew into a cooler and is like i give. the smart team took him back to their care center but the california wildlife center rehabilitated the guy and will release him. >>> and this rescue is less dramatic. the seagull landed on a balcony with a glass wall. the seagull not smart now figure out that all it needs to do is fly up is trying to fly off the balcony unsure of this mysterious force field. the guy decides the seagull won't figure it out on his own. so i have to step in. opens the door. the door runs out and gives the seagull a fright. doesn't hurt the bird. >> you stupid seagull. the guy manages to capture the seagull. >> i'm going to let him g

hey, fella! hey, what's going on? hey, wrestle, wrestle. see? we're having fun. i can even put my head in his mouth. hey, hey, no, it's okay! we're having fun. oh, no, the phone rings! aghhghghgh! it's got me! no! goliath! it's me! someone! help me, jay the intern! why didn't g.m.a. warn me?! thank you, jay! oh, jay! oh, jay, the intern! you saved me. what! i, stephen colbert, was saved by... a bear? (cheers and applause) all this time, i have been wrong about you. you're not here to kill us, you're here to help. on behalf of all bears, will you forgive me? (cheering) (singing) (cheers and applause) ♪ (laughter) >> ahhh! hey! you're leaving? i was going to make breakfast. oh... you're late for work in the forest. okay. well, um... call me, okay? (laughter) he's totally gonna call me. (cheers and applause) ♪ ♪ everyone you meet ♪ they're jamming in the street ♪ ♪ ♪ all night long ♪ all night ♪ bud light lime cran-brrr-rita fiesta forever >> stephen: welcome back. my guest tonight, please welcome bernie sanders! (cheers and applause) senator sande

i don't wanna get the thrax, fellas! w-what do i do?! there's nothing you can do except stop breathing. stop breathing? yeah, you can't get it if you don't breathe.

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there is no reason in the world you fellas cannot do the same. >>

but the young fella, the rookie from vanderbilt, jordan matthews shown tonight. sanchez seemed to have a connection with him preseason. seven quarters with sanchez this year, nine receptions, 173 yards the average, monstrous, 19-2. looks like he's got a feel for him with those crossing patterns. >> it was great seeing the young fella get out there and do his thing, working the middle, big tart over the middle. and he can take those big shots and, you know, great hands, a great throw by sanchez on the sidelines over there. great to see him get off to a great start. sanchez did a great job in the pocket, moving his feet and stepping up and delivering the ball to jordan matthews. >> here's his cross. right there. late picking him up there. >> i don't know which one it was looking at it. >> their defense, i don't know what to think, whether the eagles were so sharp or carolina just wasn't there tonight. >> a little bit of both. >> right. matthews, seven catches and celek gets involved. but no zach ertz. the last couple games they haven't gotten the ball to zach ertz.

[ all giggle ] ♪ hi, fellas. hi, virginia. why are you on the floor? [ female announcer ] bring your letter to santa into macy's and we'll donate to the make-a-wish® foundation. together, we'll collect a million reasons to believe. and we'll donate to the make-a-wish® foundation. who convinced you to follow your dreams with one cross country roadtrip?d you give someone the greatest gift for someone who gave you these moments... is to give those moments back. dewar's. the most awarded blended scotch in history. some phones aren't water resistant. some don't have replaceable batteries. some don't have a kids mode that prevents the little fella from sending out that embarrassing photo to the whole company. the samsung galaxy s5 it takes a lot of things to be the next big thing. [phone rings] it takes a lot of things to be the next big thing. hey brian, you free for lunch? this week only, get the samsung galaxy s5 for $1 at best buy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is a multiple golden globe and academy award nominee wh

. >> you young fellas, get moving with your balls. check regularly for weird lumps. >> see what he looks like after he knitted it up? >> smooth as a baby's bottom. >> looks like a rocker. >> he's given us all this information. a cool way to kick off november. >> don't stop there. i want to see him do more. >>> a forest becomes an extreme playground for tv. >> just stomping over everything. >> holy cow. the adventure, next. >>> he built his girlfriend a treasure chest with all her favorite things. look, why the bottom drawer is always the best. >> wow. >>> like us on facebook.com/rightthisminute. now, back to the show. >>> the next one is for all my off road friends out there. nothing more than good side by side porn. a long line razor and drops it off at the top of the ramp. that's making the entrance. off for r.j. anderson driving a heavily modified polaris. he has a blast. they are off in the middle of a 600 acre course on mt. baker in washington. there he goes. >> oh! >> this whole track has more than 20 natural terrain. it took we

there were only three women out of the 16 white house fellas. but you're right, he could've been assigned anywhere in the white house, but he whispered that i said he wanted me to be assigned directly to him. but then it was not that simple in the months leading to my selection like many other young people i was a graduate student at high harvard. i'd written an article that, the new republic because i was involved in the antiwar movement with the title, how true bill clinton john and from power. [laughter] it came out two days after the dance at the white house so i was certain he would kick man of the program, but surprisingly he said were her down or per down or for a year enough i can win her over, no one can. i did eventually work for him. not right away. i worked for this fabulous man on the secretary of war in the labor department. once he was on the race who say they should be out of power. i expect to work for me so i ended up staying with him until his presidency was over and accompanied him to his ranch to help an honest memoir. i saw

and then these guys go out in these other cars, and the colored fella taps the white fella on the shoulder, he gets in the car. and it about, well less than an hour, there are all black cops there. so where is the race riot? the race riot is gone. and then walter white, roy wilkins and i would get in the radio car and ride around, you know, loudspeakers telling them, "cool it, cool it." narrator: as the 1930s came to a close, marshall became overwhelmed with requests for help from hundreds of naacp branches. and the original attack on plessy through education had been expanded to include segregation cases in voting, transportation, housing, and often tragic criminal cases. rawn james: he and the naacp did take these criminal cases, not just because there was injustice being done, but also because these cases allowed for more publicity and for greater fundraising, which allowed them to pursue the more slowly moving, plodding school desegregation cases. it was much more exciting for a local reporter to go in to the courtroom and report on some godforsaken murder of some poor woman, and got a

so remember, fellas, you want to orgasm at a higher frequency. ahhh! god. (cheers and applause) so clearly, to maintain their health, men need many willing sexual partners, or some sort of substitute for prostate health, a prostate-tute. (laughter) which is why i'm giving a wag of the finger to these researchers who refuse to write us men a prescription for man-whoring. because, when asked if this meant public health, authorities should recommend men sleep with many women -- researchers said "we're not there yet." well, i believe i speak on behalf of all men when i say -- how about now? are you there now? (cheers and applause) we'll be right back. ♪ girl: wow! pumpkin whipped cream and cinnamon sugar? looks good! mom: i love pumpkin season. girl: pumpkin season? when does that start? right about now. [bell rings] waitress: welcome to denny's! rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. all aboard. rolo. get your smooth on. i'm almost done. [ male announcer ] now you can pay your bill... ♪ ...manage your appointments... [ dog barks ] ...and c

some don't have a kids mode that prevents the little fella from sending out that embarrassing photo to the whole company. the samsung galaxy s5 it takes a lot of things to be the next big thing. [phone rings] it takes a lot of things to be the next big thing. hey brian, you free for lunch? this week only, get the msung galaxy s5 for $1 at best buy. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jon: all right, texas. let me give you your propers. did a nice job handling your ebola. got your hospital care together eventually. now that ebola is in new york city we can let the big dogs show you how we handle an african blood virus. >> the ebola case is more than -- >> ebola in the big apple. >> ebola in new york city tonight could it also be in new jersey. >> it arrived via a doctor. was the doctor contagious when he went bowling. >> who knows whether i used the bathrooms. >> came down with 10 fever. >> this disease is fierce. did his actions put the public at risk? >> see, calm, cool and catch that doctor and kill him! >> all right, i guess in new york lost our heads for a second. >> jon: a doctor who6 treat eba c

fella who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? uh-huh. [ male announcer ] pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. anything else just ain't right. break the ice, with breath freshening cooling crystals. ice breakers. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everyone. so this week in baltimore, american bishops of the roman catholic church held their annual meeting. and reports from the meeting claim that many bishops are still having trouble adjusting to the changes that pope francis is proposing bringing to the catholic church. changes such as communion for the divorced, same-sex relationships, and couples who live together without being married. we'll explore this and more in "a closer look." [ applause ] >> seth: so joining us now to discuss one of the pope's critics, bishop john sorento. >> thank you for having me, seth. [ laughter ] let me stress that i, in no means want to come off as critical of pope francis. his statements recently have

because they aren't making an average of $4 million a year those fellas. they can't even get an extra pair of sneakers without somebody looking over their shoulder. are they going to have to be carved out in some way? >> that's the biggest issue here. the ncaa, you have people signing autographs for a couple of thousand dollars. you have stories of athletes that--they can't ate real food because they don't make any money even though they generate numbers of dollars for their school. i think it goes along a parallel path. there is already change going on in the ncaa. it has nothing to do with sports gambling. it's hard to tell in five or ten years what the ncaa will look like, and how much that has to do with sports gambling and issues of amateurism that we're not touching on here. >> kevin draper. benjamin, dave, thank you for joining us. this brings us to the end of this inside story. thank you for being with us it at home. the program may be over but the conversation continues. we want to know what you think about the issues raised on this or any day's s

look, this foley fella seems like an upstanding gentleman. i'm sure he has an explanation. >> it means a beautiful woman, a beautiful thing. >> not that women are things, i means that's not what-- i'm not saying women are things. i'm not saying-- i-- [bleep] no, wait. why is this so hard. foley 2014. (cheers and applause) [bleep] (laughter) come on, foley! come on foley, you're losing them. they already got you some kind of elitist maritime historical-- monger. let them know you are a man of the people. >> i'm great enjoyer of the arts and culture. and they are the names of many great paintings in the art world. it doesn't mean a sex slave. >> come on, connecticut, dow really want a candidate who doesn't know anything about aqua? i my opponent is so out of touch he sees narrative elements in a rothko. (applause) of course foley opponent sitting governor of connecticut didn't waste any time suggesting this is all attempt to -- >> it is actually named for a particular sex slave. and the man has a daughter, my god. change your name to of your bo

i was referring to the fella who told me he had seen the movie on his ipad or a cell phone. >> yeah. >> you know, scale is important. >> right. >> if you're sitting close to that. i think you'll get a good representation of the color on that and the spatial relationships. that's okay. that doesn't make me as nervous as an ipad. >> okay. so i take your point, though, because as a director, it's just fascinating for me how quickly you jumped on asking me that question about the size of the screen. because as a director that means something to you that we see this in the right way. >> well, that's what we do. we make movies, and the presentation of them is meaningful. [ laughter ] >> i'm getting my chops busted. i'm only three minutes into this conversation. >> no. >> so a moment ago you used a phrase color. and if my research is correct, there was a conversation at some point between you and somebody or inside your own head about whether or not to do this in color or black and white, is that correct? . >> people have asked me that question before. i don't know how that got reported or

so remember, fellas, you want to orgasm at a higher frequency. ahhh! god. (cheers and applause) so clearly, to maintain their health, men need many willing sexual partners, or some sort of substitute for prostate health, a prostate-tute. (laughter) which is why i'm giving a wag of the finger to these researchers who refuse to write us men a prescription for man-whoring. because, when asked if this meant public health, authorities should recommend men sleep with many women -- researchers said "we're not there yet." well, i believe i speak on behalf of all men when i say -- how about now? are you there now? (cheers and applause) we'll be right back. ♪ [ kevin ] this is connolly, cameron, zach, and clementine. we have a serious hairball issue. we clean it up, turn around, and there it is again. it's scary. little bit in my eye. [ michelle ] underneath the kitchen table, underneath my work desk, we've got enough to knit a sweater. [ doorbell rings ] zach, what is that? the swiffer sweeper. the swiffer dusters. it's some sort of magic cloth that sucks in all t

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fella who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? uh-huh. [ male announcer ] pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. anything else just ain't right. you're not doing anything hand, as fast as you used to. do you need help? what is that? swiffer dusters. i can extend it so i don't have to get on the step stool. it's like a dirt magnet just like my kids. i think swiffer definitely gave me some of that time back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from taylor swift. our next guest is a talented young actor from england who counts sherlock holmes and harry potter among his co-stars. you can see him now on "how to get away with murder" thursday nights at 10:00 on abc. please welcome alfred enoch. [ cheers and applause ] very good to meet you. >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: i learned today you are from england. i watch you on the show and i never would have guessed that. >> that's very flattering. >> jimmy: how did you learn to talk like us and infi

like these little fellas. it it's almost as if they knew they should be on that table. knocking on the door. >> we're here for dinner. >> exactly. >> run away. this is definitely the wrong door to be knocking on. >> we hear you have a nice warm place we can rest for about four or five hours. >> this video was posted to youtube by a guy named michael sullivan. he said he heard something knocking at his door so he went to investigate wondering who was coming to his house. turns out it was two turkeys. they see him and they run. the next video is going to make you guys love turkey. this was posted on our facebook page. originally posted by taylor ford. ♪ >> they decide to get a little dosi-do action. they're square dancers. >> grab your partner swing her around, grab your partner don't fall down. >> but i think the female turkey doesn't like this dude because she has a plan. follow me around. i'm going to spin you around. i'm leading this dance, boy. and watch. ♪ >> turkey is still spinning. watch him. drunk now. >> someone has had a bit too much. >> exactly. >> watch,

so fellas, now you can propose with a jar of jif. (laughter) this is the "colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! welcome to "the report"! good to have you with us! (audience chanting "stephen") that's the sound of freedom, ladies and gentlemen! thank you so much! please, sit down! (cheers and applause) what did an amazing night, ladies and gentlemen! (cheers and applause) folks, please have a seat. good to have you with us. lot to talk about tonight. obviously, we're going to be analyzing the ongoing geopolitical realignment of the middle east with andy cohen over cocktails. (laughter) but first, nation, huge news out of north korea where dear leader kim jong-un has re-emerged in public after a courageous battle with stage 5 cheese ankle. (laughter) so good to see him back. unfortunately, his best friend lubey wasn't available to celebrate with him, so instead kim paid a visit to the second happiest place in north korea. an orphanage. (laughter)

this next video, not quite sure what this fella is up to. >> what's he trying to be? >> exactly, what is he trying? >> going for the backflip and just changed his mind? >> ouch. >> i don't think he had enough speed. he's going up on a hill. it's not like he could do a backflip and end it that high up. the ramp is like 2 inches. >> he's like, i want to be upside down. oh! there goes the skis. >> maybe it's the first time he tried this. >> could be. >> you know? >> some of the great moves aren't pulled off the first time. they have to practice. >> but why the build the ramp going in that direction? it seems like it should go somewhere else. >> i think you can see how landings have happened before. people have obviously been sticking landings. >> but maybe not the flip. >> yeah, i don't think they did the flip there. >> so, 19-year-old brighton was out on a farm with his buddies, gavin and eric, driving around. they got to a sinkhole. their tire got stuck in that sinkhole, but when they weren't able to move, they realized they weren't the only ones that had been stuck in

otto porter, watch him kick it out to the big fella. 92-90, washington. with 80 seconds left, dirk nowitzki -- this is why he is a future hall of famer. dallas wins 105-102. the wizards and the cavaliers on friday. 87-86, spurs. san antonio up by two with nine seconds. generally. how about this? here comes lebron. he loses the ball. takes it and runs up :00. san antonio wins it 92-90. rg iii and jay gruden have been talking all week in film sessions and meetings. is, andw what the deal they know how each other feels and what needs to be done. everybody wanted to see how it played out in front of the media after gruden's scathing critique of his quarterback two days ago. the skins are just 3-15 in their last 18 games. rg iii has thrown two touchdowns against three interceptions. ay wants me to play better. we are focused on san francisco and making that happen. >> whether it was the right thing to do on my part, corrections should be made in-house with everybody involved. itself. speaks for i didn't need to elaborate on any individual things other than the

this next video, not quite sure what this fella is up to. >> what's he trying to do? >> exactly. what is he trying? >> going for the backflip. >> ouch. >> he's shooting up on to a hill. it's not like he can do a backflip and land that high up. the ramp is like two inches. >> goes down. i want to be upside down. >> oh. >> there goes the skis. >> maybe it's the first time he tried this. >> could be. >> great moves aren't pulled off the first time. they have to practice. >> but why build a ramp going in that direction? it seems like it should go somewhere else. >> i think you can see how all the landings have happened before. people have been sticking landings. >> maybe not the flips. >> i don't think he did a flip there. >> 19-year-old brighton was out on a farm with his buddies david and eric driving around. they got to a sink hole. their tire got stuck in the sink hole. they realized they weren't the only ones that had been stuck in there. they saw something. so they immediately started to devise a plan to bring this living, breathing thing out of this misery. they managed to tie

and i love it when the big fellas run. dan scooping it up and took it to the house to put him up by three touchdowns. wildcats blew them out 42-10. give me a cackling curt, hanging with the yale mascot. national tv. what's known as the big game. on the east coast. clemson, andrew fisher, that's a textbook play, as harvard beats yale 31-24. to finish a perfect season and win the ivy league championship. marquis nfc matchup tomorrow, hosts the 91 arizona tomorrow. but with six games left, the defending champs in seattle are not ready to call it a must-win just yet. >> you remember the last time you felt desperate? >> when i had negative $38 in my account and i needed a ride home. that was college. >> we don't need any extra motivation to play them, especially at their place. they are the world champions. >> thank you, coach. as for the 49ers, they may be on the outside looking in at the moment and the wild card race, but after two straight wins, the sky isn't exactly falling down in santa clara for jim harbaugh. >> starting

the other fella joked and said, i'm trying to talk my buddy out of it. sort of a joke. >> fixler hands the man a diamond ring. he expeamines the ring, as if hs expecting buying it. fixler senses something is off. >> i see he was hesitating and the price tag of that ring was $14,000. i figured, maybe the price is a little too much. >> as fixler and the man talk, something unexpected happens. >> what comes into my face is an automatic wis topistol. >> he demands money, but fixler doesn't plan on giving into the threats. the robbers don't realize it, but the shopkeeper isn't as defenseless as he appears. >> my brain went into, this is a real deal. this is an automatic, and i do not like those. i pushed the weapon out of my face. i bolted to where i had my revolume erevo revolver hidden, and i fired away. >> he aims at point-blank range and shoots both men in the chest. the moment is played out in front of the store's surveillance camera. >> as you view the surveillance tape, you can see him cursing. i'll kill you, i'll kill you. he's mad at me and probably

some don't have a kids mode that prevents the little fella from sending out that embarrassing photo to the whole company. the samsung galaxy s5 it takes a lot of things to be the next big thing. [phone rings] it takes a lot of things to be the next big thing. hey brian, you free for lunch? this week only, get the msung galaxy s5 for $1 at best buy. ♪ ♪ fast-acting advil is designed with an ultra-thin coating and fast absorbing advil ion core technology stopping headaches and other tough pain. fast. relief doesn't get any better than this. advil. can i pet your cloud please? sure! [ rumbling ] woah! aah! he doesn't like to be touched there. mmm! [ male announcer ] pet the rainbow! taste the rainbow. >> jon: that's our show i wanted to mention something real quick. on november 14th we've got the rosewater movie, it's coming out. you need to go see it. but beyond that, on the 13th we're doing what's called a sneak peak because we're flashers. i don't know why they call it a sneak peak. w!at we're going to do is we're. we're going to show the movie and then we're going to be interviewe

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so remember, fellas, you want to orgasm at a higher frequency. ahhh! god. (cheers and applause) so clearly, to maintain their health, men need many willing sexual partners, or some sort of substitute for prostate health, a prostate-tute. (laughter) which is why i'm giving a wag of the finger to these researchers who refuse to write us men a prescription for man-whoring. because, when asked if this meant public health, authorities should recommend men sleep with many women -- researchers said "we're not there yet." well, i believe i speak on behalf of all men when i say -- how about now? are you there now? (cheers and applause) we'll be right back. ♪ than ever why now is the best time to be on verizon. one: verizon's the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in the country. that's right america. with xlte in over 400 markets. two: and here's something for families to get excited about. our best pricing ever! get 2 lines with an incredible 10gb of data to share for the low price of $110! or just $140 for a family of 4! and three: get $150 credit for every l