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these are brass. [ gun shots ] >> ha ha ha ha. >> the often unemployed amawi relied on griffin for financial support. he was so broke that griffin and the fbi gave him $850 to pay his rent. >> that was the first of many financial favors that the government through darren griffin used on amawi to keep him interested and keep him talking. >> in the summer of 2005 amawi and griffin traveled to jordan to visit amawi's family. all on the government's dime. griffin brought five laptops with him. >> griffin locked all his laptops with chains, to the pipes, it was really awkward to my dad when my bloart came in and he was like -- when my brother came in and was, you know you have doubts that this guy is an agent or working with the government? doesn't matter if i do or not, i'm not doing anything wrong. >> it's extraordinary to me your brother new he was recording with an fbi informant and continued to spend time with him? it strikes me as playing with fire doesn't it? >> exactly. that's what he was doing. he had fights with my mom and my family but always in hi opinion he didn't do anything wrong.

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ha ha ha! oh, i love this. it's the list of alien passengers, which means foreign, not space people. the highlighted name is scheine besmogin. have you ever heard of scheine besmogin? no. i don't know who he or she is. i'm guessing he. is that my great-grandfather? scheine besmogin is your grandmother sarah. scheine was her yiddish name before she americanized it to sarah. you got the jaw drop. no. i thought it was-- wow. amazing. nope, but it's so great because it's so consistent with the grandma that i know, you know? it's like, i get it even more. there's a reason for this. gates: like most european immigrants who came to america at the dawn of the 20th century, jewish people clung to their community and traditions... reconstructing as best they could their tight-knit family bonds from the old world in neighborhoods teeming with new immigrants within major east coast cities. the kushners were no exception. when tony was two, his family moved from new york to lake charles, louisiana, to live among cousins and

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there is not a large business reunion, and there has been two or three where the issue has not come up. is it a habit to let these cases go cold? >> we have been going all around mexico can state. and what we saw is people's struggling with the investigations, they complain that state officials don't do anything to help them. most of the people we spoke to are carries out the investigations themes because nobody is helping them, it has forced the government to look into something that's been going on in this country can for a long time. and doing what has not been happening in other places because what we found was desperate people who don't know where their loved ones are. there's no investigation and there's also a lack of empass think. were left alone with this fight to find out what happened to the people we love. >> i see you nods when teresa talks about the lack of empathy, is there a large gap? a distance between the common people of mexico and their officials. >> there certainly is, and in addition one of the ways in which the government has tended to sweep the prop of the disa

i am hideous. >> elizabeth: [ chuckles ] ha ha. >> jason: ha ha ha. okay. let me see this ugly mug. i'm still getting used to my face, but, uh...yeah. i'm pretty sure that's a perfect likeness. you are more talented than i first suspected. nice. >> alexis: hey, buddy, can i put you down for a second? >> danny: uh-huh. >> alexis: okay. there you go. >> julian: i don't get it. he looks as healthy as a horse. >> alexis: i know. sam called me, and i'm doing -- i see that, baby. i'm doing everything i can to try to pull it together, but it's getting real hard. >> danny: [ speaking indistinctly ] >> ava: what are you saying? >> nina: i'm saying... that this baby is mine. you owe me this baby. >> ava: how? why do i owe you anything? >> nina: i was pregnant with silas' child, and you came in and you ruined everything. >> ava: have you completely lost your mind? i did not make you lose your baby! if anybody's to blame for that... it's that damn mother of yours! >> dr. obrecht: as i recall, the last time a prescription pad went missing around you, your daughter was in a coma for over 20 years

>> ha-ha, yeah! ha-ha-ha! >> greg, not that kind of funny. >> huh? oh. >> seth: please welcome elijah wood! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: so great to have you here. >> it's so good to be here. you've been here for almost a year. >> seth: it's almost a year coming up. >> time flies! >> seth: it flies! it goes by. we've gone through two sets. that's how fast it's gone by. the second set. >> is it really? >> seth: yeah, really. >> wow. i like this one. >> seth: this is the nice one. so congrats on this. this is so fascinating. >> thank you. >> seth: because this is an animated mini-series, which you do not hear that often. >> no, they don't often do these kind of things. >> seth: so what drew you to this one? >> so, basically, i was sent information about the show, brief synopsis about these two young brothers who get lost in the unknown. this forest and the sort of people they meet along the way. and then the artwork -- and it was really, honestly, the artwork that kind drew me in. it evoked, you know, cartoons that we haven't seen in a long tim

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ha ha! you barnstorm the country around a, let's say for convenience's sake, a 10-point agenda of redirecting our country--like i pointed out-- and you'll see the partisanship melt in favor of political survival on capitol hill. you know, you're supposed to be a president of all the people. go to the people. the people are sovereign. the constitution starts with "we, the people..." not, "we, the corporation..." and you will see how fast that happens. you know who did that? bill bradley did that. he went all over the country as senator from new jersey generating support for tax reform in 1986. and it was a fairly good piece of legislation, which ronald reagan endorsed. but he hit the hustings. >> well, didn't president obama do that with health care? wasn't he out there beating the drums and...? >> but the wrong kind. >> what do you mean? >> he wouldn't further what he said he believes in-- single payer, full medicare for all--because he said, "it's not practical." which is another way of say

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>> and i said, "ha ha ha. yes, i'm sure the money will be in later, baby." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i think if that can't be more humiliating -- >> and then the worst thing is that i brought on it a talk show. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] no, no, no. the worst part of it is cal is sitting right there -- >> he's here! >> jimmy: --in the front row. >> there he is! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cal! that's the worst part! hi, cal. hi, baby! >> hi, baby. >> jimmy: how are you guys? >> hi, baby. >> jimmy: cal, do you want to introduce us to your, to your, to -- baby? [ light laughter ] >> is that baby? >> yes. this is baby. this is charlotte. >> jimmy: oh, charlotte. >> hi. >> jimmy: very nice. charlotte. >> yeah. >> jimmy: nice to meet you guys. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: charlotte, what, did you have a nickname for cal? >> baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, aww! >> jimmy: can they both call each other baby? >> that's perfect. >> jimmy: ah, it's so good to see -- >> that's so good. >> jimmy: come on, that

ha ha ha. [ applause ] we're in it toeg, baby. we're in it together. >> jimmy: by the way -- they should go see it. i watched the movie today and laughed through the whole thing. i mean, what -- the characters are, like, exactly the same and you -- >> i know. it's like the old thing happened again. >> jimmy: it really is. >> it's really great. watching them come off the bus the first time, i just went, they're alive! so glad. >> jimmy: and they haven't changed at all. you would think -- >> well, we changed a tiny little bit. we're a little bit older. i have two gray pubes. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> just two. i only have two. jeff's lost a lot of his. he's doing a comb over at this point. >> jimmy: is he really? [ laughter ] wow. >> kind of scary. >> jimmy: yeah. you hate to see that happen to a friend. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i think the first time most people saw you, me included, was living color" and that show was so popular when -- >> yeah, sometimes i wish i was still on that show. >> jimmy: do you really? >> so many t

ha! ha! ha! ha! [cheers and applause] welcome to millionaire. all this week, some of the smartest young people you've ever seen are playing for big bucks. it's millionaire whiz kids! [cheers and applause] our returning whiz kid is a 14-year-old science genius who invented an earthquake-proof desk in the sixth grade. today he's back to win more money to invest in his science projects. from rancho palos verdes, california, please welcome chris isozaki. ah, what's up? how you doing? >> great. and yo >>om

ha! ha! ha! ha! [cheers and applause] welcome to millionaire. all this week, some of the smartest young people you've ever seen are playing for big bucks. it's millionaire whiz kids! [cheers and applause] our returning whiz kid is a 14-year-old science genius who invented an earthquake-proof desk in the sixth grade. today he's back to win more money to invest in his science projects. from rancho palos verdes, california, please welcome chris isozaki. ah, what's up? how you doing? >> great. and you? >> come on in, chris. [cheers and applause]

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has ensured plenty of supply. leading to the crude hitting a four-year low, trading below $80 a barrel. the question is whether to cut oil production or not. >> we are seeing oil prices coming under pressure once again in session on this signal from saudi arabia that there won't be a production cut when opec ministers meet on thursday. that's the story there. we'll of course be watching that very closely when that meeting gets under way in vienna. we'll take a closer look at the stock markets now in the united states session. pretty mixed with the dow jones industrial arch trading slight little below the flat line. the sm 500 are gang somewhat on a mixed bag of economic reports. the number of americans who applied for jobless benefits rose last week. the european close, also, we saw a little bit of a mixed picture on this side of the atlantic as well. in london and paris. traileden be -- trading down, whereas the dax in frankfurt was up about half a percent. the european commission is launching an e.u. backed inve