"jimmy kimmel live" is next. jimmy's guest is michael chickless and music from kenny chesney. >>> i am jim gardner and for the entire "action news" team, good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- maya rudolph. from "american horror story", michael chiklis. and music from kenny chesney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi there, how are you? i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's

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jimmy kimmel live is next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- taylor swift. from "how to get away with murder," alfred enoch. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, i should also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome, one and all. i'm glad you're in a good mood because we have a very big show for you tonight. taylor swift is on t

kimmel has been featuring this since 2011 gaining popularity among viewers. his team had to go through about a thousand videos this year. >>> up next, what song do you think is the most recognizable ever? >> researchers in the uk completed a massive studying determining which songs are the catchiest by how fast a listener can recognize the tune. see how quickly you can recognize this one. number three. ♪ >> do you know what it is? >> that was an easy one. >> yes. >> "eye of the tiger" by survivor. people were able to recognize this in just 2.62 seconds. >> all right. see how fast you know this next one. listen. ♪ >> hey, that might have taken a second or two but "mambo number five." lou vega. 2.8 seconds and this is number one. ♪ tell you what i really want tell me what you ♪ >> i want, i really, really want that song to stop playing. >> oh. >> i love it. it's a classic. >> you know, you're right. it is a classic. >> but we've heard it so much. spice girls "wanna be" number one. people were able to recognize after listening for 2.9 seconds. >>> finall

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming and being

he honoured sidney kimmel. the mogel and his foundation have contributed $550 million to deserving causing including $120 million donation to jefferson's medical school that now bears his name. >>> please join us on wednesday for a live telethon to benefit philabundance. you can go to 6abc.com for a link to the philabundance donation page. >>> well, jimmy kimmel live is coming up after "action news." here is jimmy with a preview of the show. >> thank you, rick. here is the magics that waiting for you after the news. [♪guitar strumming] ♪ there it is... this is where i met your grandpa. right under this tree. ♪ (man) some things are worth holding onto. they're hugging the tree. (man) that's why we got a subaru. or was it that tree? (man) introducing the all-new subaru outback. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. incomwhoa. yeah. it's like thankyoupalooza in here. yeah. this one deposit checking is a big hit. it's like you help people waive a monthly maintenance fee and boom! they love it. i'll say. w

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you, cleto. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

and now, one last thing -- here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. appreciate you coming. thank you for watching at home. and this is -- very nice of you.

reporting live outside the jimmy kimmel center, i almost called it jimmy kimmel center, reporting live outside the kimmel center, in center city, "action news" at ten on phl17. >> yes. >> sorry, guys. i love that guy. >> we're blaming it on the cold. >> yes. >> thanks, kenneth. >>> we appreciate it. >> first look at sports tonight and eagles effort to get past, last weekend's beat down. >> ducis rodgers live now from the "action news" sports center hi there ducis. >> the eagles may have brought cold weather with them to philadelphia, they hope their play remained back in green bay. a beat ago this could linger but birds tell jamie apody that they have moved beyond that game. >> it is a short memory. i'm done with it. >> reporter: short, sweet and cary williams upled is up sentiments of his teammates today. packers game is in the past and they are moving on. so that 33-point embarrassment is not haunting their dreams. >> i was really tired after the practice. i loved our tempo and i loved our energy. this is a group, we took one on the chin last week. sometimes you get beat up. these gu

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. that's very nice. hi, everybody, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. that's very nice.

here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you, cleto. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for being on time. that's nice. well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. i am -- i am also in a particularly good mood today and i have to admit, all the credit goes to daylight savings time. i hate it in april, i love it in november. i woke up at 7:00 this morning, it was really 8:00. i got to work at 9:00, it was really 10:00. i feel like i'm an hour ahead of the world. i'm springing forward, though we're technically falling back. i'd like to see us fall back once a month. i'd do it all the time. friday, of course, was halloween. imagine if you didn't know that, by the way. what are all these monsters doing at my front door? friday was halloween. interesting fact. you can get a pretty good idea how much someone has their life together based on how long they keep a pumpkin on their front porch. my cousin sal had a halloween party. a lot of our coworker

. >>> jimmy kimmel use it? >> i was wondering how many people who know who joe biden is an an experiment we a camera crew out hollywood boulevard. i think you know where this is headed. (laughter). >> and once they got there, we had them -- we specifically picked americans. we asked americans very simple question, and that question was, who is joe biden? (laughter). >> okay? and here's how that went. >> who is joe biden. >> i have no idea. >> you want to take a guess? >> a man. >> who a joe biden? >> joe biden? wasn't he our governor? >> i think he's the governor of something. >>> can you believe that? seriously. we did the same thing here in philadelphia and 100% of the people i asked on the street new exact who'll joe by didn't was. >> we're smarter and also from delaware. jimmy kimmel always good for a few viral videos during the year. but did you know he is one of the most dangerous celebrities to search for on the internet. >> that's right. >>> mcafee that anti virus, you know, software. >> the company. >>

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. right back at you.

and now, and happy birthday to him, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you very much. hi, everybody. hello, there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. sure for coming. i appreciate it, thank you.

and now, and happy birthday to him, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you very much. hi, everybody. hello, there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. sure for coming. i appreciate it, thank you. you know, i tell you a story. 47 years ago today, a baby was born, a baby boy, maybe the most beautiful baby boy that had ever been born. parents named him james and they called him jimmy and nobody knew it at the time, but one day, that baby would grow up to set the record for most chicken mcnuggets eaten in one sitting. and that baby is me. i appreciate that. i don't want to make a big deal out of it so i'll let guillermo do it. >> hey, everybody, it's jimmy's birthday. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] you know it's not -- thank you. it's not just my birthday. i share a birthday with gerald butler, metta world peace and vinny testaverde. every day, we have dinner together at the cheesecake factory. [ laughter ] i'm 47 today. which technical

and now, when all else fails, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. thank you for everything. wow. i appreciate that.

and now, on top of all that, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i caught a piece

he honoured sidney kimmel. the mogel and his foundation have contributed $550 million to deserving causing including $120 million donation to jefferson's medical school that now bears his name. >>> please join us on wednesday for a live telethon to benefit philabundance. you can go to 6abc.com for a link to the philabundance donation page. >>> well, jimmy kimmel live is coming up after "action news." here is jimmy with a preview of the show. >> thank you, rick. here is the magics that waiting for you after the news. [♪guitar strumming] cold and flu season is back. before the first sneeze, help prevent with a spray. and use lysol hand soap for ten times more protection with each wash. this season, help protect your family with lysol. start healthing. man (sternly): where do mr. mucus: to you work, with you.ing? it's taco tuesday. man: you're not coming. i took mucinex to help get rid of my mucusy congestion. i'm good all day. [announcer:] mucinex keeps working. not 4, not 6, but 12 hours. let's end this >>> ja

and now, out of thin air, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. that's very nice. hello, citizens of earth. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ]

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight one direction from "how to get away with murder", tom verica this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jessie j featuring 2 chainz with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. your enthusiasm is noted and appreciated. hey, guess who's on the show tonight? one direction is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that doesn't seem so important right now because apparently someone is being murdered. all five members of one direction are here. why do girls scream when they see their favorite pop stars? do you think it's genetic? i wonder if millions of years ago there was some handsome neanderthal playing a gord and all the neanderthal women went ah ahh! in any event, it's very exciting. i've already fainted nine times. lots of team have lined up in the alley in the back of our studio. it's like tween skid row out there. one youn

beautiful restaurant right off the lobby of the kimmel center. volvare. >> now, this is chef natalie. she went to drexel university learned how to be a chef and never left. >> never left. >>> last time when i was here with jose garces who own the place -- >> right. >>> he mentioned a dish that he and you kind of invented. >> yes. >>> it's called milk and carry ya'll or cereal and milling. >> milk and cereals. this isn't going to taste like a bowl of cereals is it. >> a little savory, little sweet. nice start to the meal. ♪ >> a pan with butter chicken oysters -- >>> what's a chicken oyster? >> it is the succulent piece of meat right between the thigh and the breast and mushrooms. >>> okay. >> some bacon, bill lit of parsely. our flake. dehydrated marshmallows and white asparagus. mix it altogether with white asparagus milk. >>> i pour the milk. >> pour the milk. >>> how about these little cartons. doesn't it take you back to school days? that is cool. >> i don't want to do it because i don't want to ruin -- >> do it. >>> do it. milk and cereal.

and now, when all else fails, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. thank you for everything.

and now, one last thing -- here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. appreciate you coming. thank you for watching at home.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

that's kimmel hosting his show from l.a. and beamed to the show in nashville as a hologram 2,000 mile as way in realtime. >> i'm either a hologram or i died and i'm haunting the theater. >> reporter: he wasn't the only one. country music star kacey musgraves was digitally transported cross-country to be interviewed on his show. >> can i have a high five? >> sure. >> reporter: along with cma-award winning vocal duo, florida georgia line. appearing live as holograms from nashville. >> i don't know if you're aware of this, but you're speaking to a hologram right now, i'm not here, i'm in hawaii. >> reporter: talking to us about the cross-continental experience last night. >> it was very cool. >> reporter: and joins the ranks of other hologramed celebs. >> michael jackson, elvis, tupac and me. am i dead? tell me if i'm dead. if ryan seacrest finds about this hologram thing, he's going to host every show. i mean, this could be dangerous. >> reporter: so, of course, guy, this technology has been around a bit. we actually talked ab

and now, i should also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome, one and all. i'm glad you're in a good mood

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- andy samberg. from "the view", rosie perez. our half and half halloween pageant. and music from the flaming lips and fwends. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. whoa. hi, there. happy halloween. i am mr. potato head. my friends call me head. that's very nice. thank you for coming. i said i wanted to be a pothead, and autocorrect changed it to potato. everyone on the show is dressed up as children's toys. or, i should say, we are, or you have recently taken peyote. our band leader, cleto, is hello kitty. he's going to wear that costume home so his daughter can see it. and his wife, too, you know. and care bear. and jeff is a lego man. >> yeah, a lego guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that looks great. takeshi, a sock puppet. and then there's strawberry shortca shortcake. and jonathan is a koosh ball. and finally, our announcer, d k dicdic dicky barrett. tell everyone who you're dressed as. >> jimmy, i'm bobby. [ cheers a

and now, out of thin air, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. that's very nice. hello, citizens of earth.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

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and now, and happy birthday to him, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, thank you very much. hi, everybody. hello, there i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

good >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight one direction from "how to get away with murder", tom verica this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jessie j featuring 2 chainz with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the